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thegreatbuttoneer · 6 months ago

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My full name?

Just call me..

Max “The Fool” , Bullshitter Extraordinare

Making a final project on bias and your topic is ginger people?

I’ve got you, I can write up a paragraph or two about Jack Merridew being made the only ginger kid on the island and representing every “evil” thing in the world compared to the blonde haired “civil” protagonist, and how gingers were especially persecuted and vilified in the U.K back when LoTF was written

Only just now starting a project, which you’ve had two months to work on, and is due in the morning?

Hell, I’ll put it off until I have less than two hours to do it, and I’ll snag myself a solid 98%

I shouldn’t have half as high grades as I do considering half of it I pull right outta my ass, ten minutes before it’s due

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suna1suna1 · 5 months ago

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This is the face of a girl who's about to drag her clueless crush (Rocky) to the beach with her XD

A little less eye-strainy than yesterday but still pretty bright lol

#lackadaisy #oc x canon #rocky rickaby x oc #self insert #self insert x canon #lackasona #lackadaisy oc #barnaby #<< that's their ship tag #bc this Sunny's last name is Barnes lol #NOT my real name btw #tw // eyestrain

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #oswald fnaf #Jeff fnaf #Jeff’s pizza #into the pit #fnaf itp #Jeff from Jeff’s pizza my beloved…#I did finish into the pit btw #(which I might replay soon to get the best ending)#CAN I JUST SAY I love Jeff #He’s just so chill #I like how he doesn’t really stop Oswald at all #he’s actually really nice to the lil guy despite how exhausted he is #so needed any excuse I could have to draw him out #Michael curious what happened to Freddy’s after it shut down etc #SHOCKED that the Jeff in Jeff’s pizza is a real dude named Jeff #Jeff is once again unphased by Michael just think he’s sick #it’s funny cause Jeff is called ‘zombie pizza guy’ ny Oswald in the books #so truly Jeff and Michael might just match in vibes pff #also may draw Jeff again.. I think he’s neat #might update his design too here and there but I think I more or less got him down

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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weird hearing "were you a Theatre Kid" "were you a Sports Kid" "were you a Choir Kid" "were you a Dance Kid" bc no? i mean i did all of that and more but resented ever minute of it? actively avoided sticking with anything? i was a "In This Family After School Activities Are Mandatory Kid"

#oh and i was really really bad at all of it btw #which was a good thing actually otherwise i would have gotten bored even *more* quickly #christ if i was good at a Activity i probably would have had to stick with it #that would have been EXHAUSTING #i survived soooo many Activities by standing in the background doing the bare minimum so I could focus on the Hyperrealistic Daydreams #baseball was my favorite. if u wear a glove u can literally just stand in the back of a field & stare at grass & no one bothers you #i mean usually no one bothers you but there is one specific situation where everyone starts yelling your name real loud and pointing

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rystiel · 2 months ago

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idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼

#gave it a name bc i was kinda tired of calling it the Fidds and Stan Work Together on the Portal AU #it’s called portal partners bc they’re partners in fixing the portal partners in running the shack AND partners in life #ik i’m not the only one to think of an au where they start working together after ford goes missing #but i don’t see a lot of people really showing the older version of them ? i don’t think ?#like i’ve seen canon older fiddlestan but not older fiddlestan after working together for 30 years ? idk #also figured fidds would look different in a world where he doesn’t lose his mind in his 30s #🤷🏻‍♂️#gay old men #yay #stan looks and acts the same btw he just happens to also have a very longterm bf to be gay with #gravity falls took place before gay marriage was legal (jesus christ that’s crazy to think about) so that’s why i say very longterm bf #(this means ford would be back in time to attend their wedding tho so. best man ford real. fidd & ford may be sort-of-exes but it’s fine)#gravity falls #gravity falls au #fiddlestan #also… petition to start calling fiddlestan fiddley #bc fiddle(ford) + (stan)ley …. fiddley… u see the vision????#fiddley #🙂‍↕️🙏🏼#stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls fanart #idk man i’m gonna tag the au too ig #portal partners au #gravity falls portal partners au #???#my art #(i guess? used a fidds base then redrew it with my changes so idk)#rystiart #sorry if someone’s done smthn similar bc i feel like this idea of them working together is pretty popular maybe 😭

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orphetoon · 1 year ago

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a haruno higashikata au ive been thinkin about for awhile

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #josuke higashikata #giorno giovanna #tomoko higashikata #diu #diamond is unbreakable #no joke i have two real actual comics sketched out for this au #its been in my brain for like. two years #hes still named giorno btw. tonio gave him that name #haruno higashikata au #orphe’s art

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soydyke · 4 months ago

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#this is a meme btw it’s not real #phan #amazingphil #daniel howell #dnp #dan and phil #dan #Phil #my shit #took me two minutes please enjoy #you know it’s fake bc Phil king of comedy would get every joke #oh so you think you’re funny? name every joke #fuck I should have swapped it to the orange heart

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theloopus · 11 months ago

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gay 70s copaganda thesis is actually about the inherent homoeroticism of the western genre and the cultural image of the male cowboy it borrows from. or as Susan Sarandon once put it, "They got their guns out because they couldn't get their dicks out"

#fun fact! making this fancam almost killed me in real life because it caused me to forget and leave my stovetop on all night for over 6hrs.#starsky & hutch #starsky and hutch #dave starsky #ken hutchinson #starsky/hutch #do they have a ship name #starskinson #?#vintage slash #im just saying things now #my posts #my edits #txt #orville peck #the song is: lafayette by orville peck. btw.#what a way to end 2023. almost dying by gay 70s copaganda fancam #i think starsky wouldve loved orville peck (hot angsty gay cowboy)

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amphibianaday · 1 year ago

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day 1421

#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long #amphibian #frog #poison dart frog #based on my most popular frog to date (day 651)#inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like #here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor)#(according to the original artists title of the drawing)#not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi)#i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference #im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice #its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other #while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??)#while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos #ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer #i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor)#i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re #and the white is darker and more green?#i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay #at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever #or just the name pet sites are using to sell it??#i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol #Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist #the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags

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sporkberries · 2 years ago

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True Loves Kiss ( when kissing the messiah/the anti-christ please be cautious. though it may draw you out of the lonely it could also lead to severe facial scarring, but hey, you score either way!)

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yumenosakiacademy · 2 months ago

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#genshin impact #genshin kinich #kinich #gi kinich #k'uhul ajaw #genshin ajaw #I CUSTOM EDITED THOSE KINICHS MYSELF btw #ajaw realizing how lonely it is w/o his 'servant' 2 bother n destroy with. 'the gift of freedom but found naught but solitude within'. yea #the person on the left could b Any1. mayb even traveler.#btw click 2 see the edits better he has lil fangies! the mouth on the 2nd 1 is hard 2 see i kno :( tried 2 stick in-line w the og art #this can b seen as shippy if u want so im gonna tag it. even tho we hav no real eng ship name rn orz #ajawnich #kinich x ajaw #ajaw x kinich #my edits #malipo kinich

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akimojo · 7 months ago

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been one of those weeks, pass the old man yaoi

#im so glad i made it in time to see their chapter in act 3 of dffoo btw theyre so real #final fantasy x #auron #jecht #i dont think they have a ship name... jechton? jeuron? aurjecht? im trying #tidus #yuna #my art #ok im settling for #aurjecht

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maykitz · 10 months ago

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my opinion on durge and orin relationship pre worm incident

#my durge is a storm sorcerer named loreley btw (:#though she's actually named laurel during the game because that was the name i originally picked and then later coincidentally #retconned that it was a distorted half-remembered version of her real name. but she does stick with laurel in the end #laurel like laurel wreath and mountain laurel the poisonous flower lol #bg3 #draw #orin #oc

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raiiny-bay · 9 months ago

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summer '93

#ts4 #simblr #ts4 edit #ts4 render #sims 4 #myedits #AUverse #kelly #dhestyn #something came over me when i made these man #i don't know #AUverse is the new tag for all of my miniAUs btw. so it encompasses multiple AUs #this one is what i'm currently calling the 90sAU (ideally it will have a real name eventually. it just. doesn't yet)#uh i have a confession which is that i haven't actually written anything for this particular AU yet #like. not even bullet points or anything #but i am completely obsessed with it #something about the boys traveling around in their lil van is just so fun to me #i love the idea of kel just being some punk ass kid who ran away from home #& dhes sees him on the side of the road one day & is like. oh. yea. that one's cute. sure. i'll pick him up.#& they literally just travel the states together #like originally dhes was only gonna drive him to this one concert in a nearby city but #since they had a few days to spare dhes convinced kel to let him take him on a small detour & go sight seeing #& they ended up having a lot of fun!!!#i haven't decided for sure yet but i think they're like... 19 or 20 in this AU #i'll figure out the details once i actually start writing it though

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non-un-topo · 2 years ago

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hot guard summer

#tog #the old guard #andromache of scythia #nile freeman #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #kaysanova #that's right!!! i might have kicked my art block!! hopefully!! let's not jinx it!!#siggy draws #alternatively titled: WHERE IS THE TRAILER #happy almost-summer!#director's commentary as always:#it's probably too small to see but the vespa has a little engraved name 'Destino' on it #not sure how i feel about joe's look but the poor guy is so hidden behind his husband's shoulders anyway #joe does have a poofy ponytail but it's hard to see #they're probably all chilling in italy between missions and that weird safehouse we have yet to see #nile is absolutely reaching for a gun tucked into the back of her shorts btw. not sure what the girls are looking at #andy is wearing nile's pants and nile is wearing nicky's 90s jacket (which is totally not my actual real life jacket)#you know that man would wear it ok #if the lighting seems a little loud or sloppy it's because i am inexperienced dsfgfds. also my first time attempting bi lighting sort of #i am sad that the lighting erased nicky's sunburned nose dfgfds. just know that it was very pink before #shoutout to my lovely friends who helped me figure out lighting/shadow stuff -- apple and wingodex and captainshakespeare #*damn it accidentally added an e on the end there #thank you for helping me navigate the digital art world beloveds <3 #this took my entire day and all of ABBA Gold at least 10 times

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zivazivc · 4 months ago

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I've been slowly tweaking these designs for a couple of weeks now, and now I can finally introduce the Uncles, the colorful group of friends/roommates who raised Hed and Les (word "raised" used loosely, but they definitely shared the living space with them).

From left to right: Kymani, Bramble, Adewale, Benji, Jenga, and Licorice "Ish" with his boys. Let's say Hed and Les are 15 and 19 here, maybe a year older, which means the rest are only in their mid 30s.

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