#bullshittery

[ashintheairlikesnow]

Just got an email from the NaNoWriMo folks "addressing" the AI thing and I swear to God this is the dumbest possible response.

"Whoopsie-doodle, we are super sorry that you all TOTALLY READ US WRONG. We 100% are innocent lil lambies and it's your fault for not just like assuming we meant something other than what we wrote. We maybe like could've picked words better. That's our bad!

But we're so sorry that you being wrong made you mad at us, so, like, stop being wrong.

Just believe that we mean whatever we say we mean right now, because if you don't, that makes you bullies. Just like the people who got upset about AI were bullies. Bad. Bad bullies! Also if you don't stop criticizing us about this we can't support writers 🥺 and that would be your fault too. Thanksssssss 🥰!"

Ugh.

This is upsetting.

[stargirlie25]

Lucien was talking about Graysen here.

He wanted to ask Rhysand how one would survive knowing your mate chose someone else.

Meaning?

He would let Elain leave the bond for her own sake

Don´t ever disrespect Lucien and say he would show anger if Elain made a choice. He is saying right here that he would try to survive it.

I'm sick and tired of people portraying Azriels traits (towards Elain) onto Lucien.

AZRIEL is jealous of Lucien and Elain's bond. AZRIEL has one sided beef with Lucien. AZRIEL is the one who thinks he is worthy of Elain. AZRIEL has entertained the idea of killing Lucien.

Not LUCIEN.

Note: This isn´t an anti az post but we all know how fucked he is. (coming from a gwynriel) WHO IS ALSO PRO LUCIEN 4LIFE

Lucien, just like any mate would support Elain in whatever choice she makes because, say it with me!

HE 👏 IS 👏 HER 👏 MATE 👏 

And Az does not have the same maturity to do that because he is not Elains mate.

and he will be fine

[doomed-jester]

You know the word "robot" is literally derived from the Czech word "robota" meaning "forced labor"

I feel like the first stage of any hypothetical machine liberation movement would be rebranding.

[faggotboy420]

no i’m not addicted to weed i just have tonsilitis and am still smoking even though it’s agony

[caddy-crystal-queen]

So apparently there are marvel fans that need to be slapped...welp I need something to bitch about while I wait for House of the Dragon to come back on so why the fuck not?

So...on this mornings episode of fans that need to be slapped: Some Loki Fans.

Oh I'm not gonna make any friends with this one but I think that's okay because there's VERY little in the MCU that I care about (really only Moon Knight and maybe Dr. Strange...).

Anyway...

Let me just start this off by saying if you're a loki/mobius shipper or a loki/sylvie shipper who dumps on either side's ship, congrats, you're officially an asshole!

"Oh I'm SaD tHaT mY sHiP iSn'T cAnOn, BuT aT lEaSt YoU dIdNt GeT wHaT yOu WaNtEd EiThEr!!!!"

*slaps, clean in the face, Back. Of. The. Hand!*

Congratulations you're a fucking asshole! There's your prize!

What the hell even are you? Five years old? You're fighting over ships like they're fucking toys instead of, gee, I don't know, FICTIONAL. FUCKING. CHARACTERS! Get a fucking grip, seriously.

Grow. The fuck. Up.

This bullshit right here is what's killing Fandom right now. It's not the lack of support for artists, but the Fandom is tearing each other down over insignificant bullshit that doesn't even fucking matter. Do you really have nothing going on in your life to the point where you have to shit on things other people like? You realize that makes you a bully right? Is your life seriously so fucking boring that you take delight in this childish nonsense? God's I can't wait for some of yall to hit your 30s so hopefully you'll see what an idiot you were...

Because look, no matter whether you ship Loki/Mobius or Loki/Sylvie, here's a little truth nugget for ya. Come here, I'll whisper it in your ear...

NEITHER OF YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED!!!!!!!!

Happy now?

Congrats, all of you should be/are fucking miserable. All of you should be pissed and burning the showrunners in effigy! I know I fucking would if I thought this shit mattered that much.

And I don't wanna hear any bullshit about how "Oh well sylki is wrong because self-cest" or some bullshit. I don't care. Keep your bullshit ass "morality" out of Fandom. I've said it many times on this blog and I will continue to say it: Fandom activities DO NOT determine one's morality. Use. Your. God. Damn. Brain!

And even if you wanna play the stupid morality card: well wasn't mobius apart of an organization that was actively against the free will of everyone in the MCU? Like seriously, he's not that innocent either. I don't know the dudes backstory and I don't care to know it, but in my eyes thats a little fucking worse in my opinion.

Look the point is, neither of you guys got what you wanted, the ending was disappointing, and this is why I don't watch most TV anymore. Ever since the ending of GoT, happy endings in media have become increasingly rare. I'm beginning to wonder if they're even really allowed anymore at this point. I'm sorry but I really think the Loki Fandom needs to come together and support each other rather than tearing each other down over nonsense that doesn't even matter and kicking each other while they're down is seriously shitty behavior.

Because seriously, that shit is why people are leaving Fandoms and actively killing them.

Anyway yeah, you guys needed a slap and a big fucking reality check. Peace and love, I'm out peeps.

[definegodliness]

Before round and soft, I'm at my best; Percussion takes over, I do not jest. That sound that slaps, And the jiggle, therein Trav'ling like Sound waves reverberating, Makes me catch This fever; slave to the beat; Palms Compelled To tap rotund meat; And just when you think Your ass is too taut, I'll figure out tones To please the Lord, For no butt is safe From my rhythmical genius; I'll Ginger Baker your gluteus maximus, Till you might wonder If men get much dumber. I'll then be your answer; your avid Butt-drummer.

[dalnug]

anatomy and pose is a little jank on this one, but i had fun with the texture at least

[lost-carcosa]

[thegreatbuttoneer]

My full name?

Just call me..

Max “The Fool” , Bullshitter Extraordinare

Making a final project on bias and your topic is ginger people?

I’ve got you, I can write up a paragraph or two about Jack Merridew being made the only ginger kid on the island and representing every “evil” thing in the world compared to the blonde haired “civil” protagonist, and how gingers were especially persecuted and vilified in the U.K back when LoTF was written

Only just now starting a project, which you’ve had two months to work on, and is due in the morning?

Hell, I’ll put it off until I have less than two hours to do it, and I’ll snag myself a solid 98%

I shouldn’t have half as high grades as I do considering half of it I pull right outta my ass, ten minutes before it’s due

[q-the-rockaholic]

"...very high standard of..." yourself?!?

What about the way you treated Britney?!? [That was pretty low and cheap of you.]

Justin Timberlake the bullshitter.

[reginaldubel]

@sleep-nurse wow you sure are forgetting to do it !

[zekesterboyo]

Bullshit that has been said at my job

I thought your girl was here I was going to rizz her up

I would fire you instantly

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I got paid $50 to blow someone in school

Why didn't you go into sex work?

That is sex work

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We're out of strawberry syrup

Message your boy (my boss)

Messaged

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Tell me the burgers aren't going to be permanent I'm begging on my knees

Sorry pookie

I'm literally crying tears are running down my face

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[leos-space]

Rahhhh mental health day from school (I’m going crazy and spiraling why won’t school just be for learning and having happy memories why does so much shit have to happen and why is it all my fault

🤡

[doomed-jester]

Greta should do Elon next.

[787-9dreamliner]

boo

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING BLOODY HELL WHY THE FUCKING GODDAMN F-15 JESUS CHRIST AREOMORPH ARE WAY FICKING WORSE THAN THOSE IDIOCY PLANE DRAGAN BULLSHITTERY GOD FUCKING SAKES I AM SO DONE WITH THOSE PEOPLE BE SEXUALIZING PLANES WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS AND THAT IS FUCKING STUPID WHO THE FUCKING HELL DOES THAT MAN YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP SEXUALIZING PLANES RIGHT FUCKING NOW OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[thedawnofcrime]

I accidentally entered a graphic design internship I'm not qualified for and I start on Monday. This is gonna take some next-level bullshitting.