#not daily jordan

[dailyjordancrungle]

what if jordan was called freakdan

[teesadutta]

9.9.24

[moonlightcycle571]

More on Lanterns and Marvel

See original post here: https://www.tumblr.com/moonlightcycle571/765612915343704064/lantern-corps-and-a-10-year-old-child-in-a-last

I talked about the Lantern list (a ranking of people who to this day refuse lantern offers) and having Billy Batson be number 1, and have Captain Marvel be number 2.

This would naturally attract the attention of Lantern Cores everywhere (like what do you mean they received offers from multiple lanterns multiple times), the space community (why does the Terra City of Fawcette have dominating spots) as well as the JL (Cap, why are you outclassed by a civilian from your own city).

I also fully believe Lois Lane is on the same boat as Billy Batson when it comes to Lantern offers. One does not jump off buildings or sneak into war zones without a great deal of will power and induce a great deal of fear. Lois Lane is definitely in the top 10.

Coincidentally, in the top 50, you will find Cat Grant, Vic Sage and surprisingly Vicki Vale (if she can make BATMAN shudder and be wary of her, she can make anyone fear her).

So it’s been accepted that journalists have a lot of will power, a lot of rage and can put the fear of god into you. Clark is not bitter that he’s not on the list, no sire. Never mind that Jimmy Olsen is in the Top 100.

Batman might want to study this phenomenon.

But anyways. One does not stay at the top without ridiculous numbers. As the only top 10 ers on earth, they have grown used to random rings trying to get them on space politics quests or whatnot.

So now imagine this: Lois Lane and Billy collab on a project. While they are speaking, random rings start to show up. Instinctively, both swat them away like flies while maintaining eye contact. They don’t realise what they are doing. Clark is having an aneurism.

At some point, they both realise that the other is swatting the rings away with the same nonchalance as the other. They immediately understand what’s up. The shit eating grin they both had made a bunch of yellow rings swarm around them.

Billy gets asked on why he doesn’t want to join the Green lanterns? Billy says it’s because he hates cops. Lois nods.

Hal cries himself to sleep that night.

Bonus:

Batman stalking a civilian named Batson who for some reason is number one in the Lanterns List, with an alarming amount of yellows.

Batman finds a black hair, blue eyes, orphan child.

Batman: Alfred call the guy

Bonus 2:

Nightwing, trying to meet his future maybe brother: Hi 👋

Billy, sees an authority figure in Blue that wields batons and electricity: …

Billy immediately kicks Nightwing while yelling ACAB

Billy runs away

Nightwing cries himself to sleep that night.

[tarhaorvokki]

Some Jure pets for y'all 🧡

source (YouTube)

[ninithegreat]

MARIE MOREAU & JORDON LI

Gen V (2023) | S1 E6 “Sick”

[uboat53]

Trump: They had a rigged show with somebody that maybe even had the answers. I mean, I'll be honest, I watched her talk, and I said, you know, she seems awfully familiar with the questions.

Jordan Klepper: Okay, okay. You think she was cheating because she seemed familiar with the questions? It's a presidential debate, they always ask the same questions!

[dailypav]

Pav calls Levi’s Jordan’s fake

Drawing Pav every day until he's playable: Day 121

Give him a break Pav, Jordan's weren't even invented yet

[apollos-boyfriend]

it’s 2024 and i still forever stand by the idea that the best and funniest possible outcome for ojordan and oscott was soulmates. scott “hates jordan’s ass” smajor and jordan “didn’t even know he liked men” sparklez should’ve had a beautiful one-sided rivals to friends to lovers arc and i will die on this hill

[bitchy-peachy]

Daily Clicks To Help Daily (among some trusted charities)

I was originally doing this for just my mutuals that I know desperately want to help but don't have the finances for it but since I will schedule reblogs for this daily, I will not shut off reblogs.

Now here I am ruining my bad rep again as an evil witch cos regardless of anything I say I want to help people in need regardless of nay sayers telling me not to. (Personality flaw of mine)

If you want to help Palestine financially this is definitely the place to go. Every click generates money through ad revenue and you can click multiple causes per day on schedule (which explains me scheduling this post)

I click on every single one of the links to generate money for them. They've gotten thousands of $$$$ to help multiple families in need.

Here are all the categories you can click for. It costs you nothing. Just a couple of seconds of your time and that's it. As I said before, you can click ALL of them once daily.

Now on to some charities since I donate around $25 to $50 monthly to these charities (amounting to $200 per month. I prefer donating to charities rather than gofundme asks, especially unvetted ones. I don't like picking or choosing who to help or not because they're scattered in multiple gfm or can even be scamming. So I stick to charities ONLY to crowd help many people at once rather than individual smaller groups)

Not all these charities are for Palestine but I will link them.

!!! DONATIONS GO TO PALESTINE, LEBANON AND JORDAN !!!

!!! TO HELP PALESTINIAN CHILDREN WITH MEDICAL NEEDS !!!

!!! HELP FOR CONGO !!

!!! HELP UKRAINE (and page also links to other charity efforts for countries in need)!!!

!!! HOPE FOR HAITI !!!

!!! HELP AND SAVE THE CHILDREN OF SUDAN !!!

Special note at the end under cut cos post is too long already. For non-mutuals that may have come across this. You don't need to read it but posting it just in case cos this is the only personally made post I'll make addressing this. Warnings for profanity.

I know I get repetitive but you don't have to have endless cash to help people. Just the daily clicks help people out especially when all those clicks come together in masse.

As I said before this was mostly for mutuals who want to help but feel they can't. Wanted them to see that even just a couple of their seconds can help.

Now I'm going back to my regularly scheduled programming of being mean, fandom content and occasional political content that gets people 🤬.

I don't like just spewing online as a form of "help" so I do quietly do charity work even though some racist people claiming to be on a certain side told me to shove my money (I now realized those are just vile right wingers that want people to suffer. Its disgusting what hate does. Don't let trolls take away your humanity. Be smart and not easy to anger like me)

Also don't want any racist assholes that want us ALL to burn touching this post. You make me physically ill no matter how much you lie about caring about any of this. All you do is sow division and make people not want anything to do with these causes and I almost fell down that rabbit hole and

I'm still kicking myself over letting these low lifeforce creatures, cos y'all can't be human, get to me. Sincerely eff off.

I hope others on the fence about helping due to feeling picked out come forward and start helping too as well. (Since I know there's good people out there)

[headcanonthings]

Clark: That was a joke. Say ha. Bruce: Ha. Clark: Now do it again. Bruce: Ha. Clark:... JL:... Hal: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

[dailyjordancrungle]



what would be jordan as a cure

i am so sorry anon i noticed your ask in my inbox sometime ago and then must've forgotten to answer it. anyway my verdict as someone who's seen a few precure seasons is cure flamingo/asuka takizawa from tropical rouge precure

her pretty cure form even has the fortunate son colors...

she is a cool and aloof big sister type, though she can be somewhat hot-headed and reckless too. she also has a soft side and enjoys cooking and playing cute video games ^_^ she starts off somewhat detached from the rest of the main cast due to trust issues from her past but she's eventually able to open up again. she has one of my favorite character arcs in tropical rouge and she's just the best 💖

also fun fact: she was originally going to be called cure phoenix or cure volcano! just putting this out there because i think it's neat

im not a precure expert by any means though so my opinion on this might change as i check out more entries in the series

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

they are talking shit about something huh [x]

[genvincorrectquotes]

𝖦𝖾𝗇 𝖵 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖽𝖺𝗂𝗅𝗒𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝖯𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝟣

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Ryan Adamczeski at The Advocate:

No, Elon Musk's daughter hasn't died — he's just a massive bigot. The billionaire is once again attacking his transgender child for her identity, this time creating confusion that she had passed away. Musk recently attacked gender-affirming care in an interview with conspiracy theorist Jordan Peterson for conservative platform the Daily Wire, claiming that the life-saving treatment "killed" his daughter while repeatedly misgendering her. Musk said that when his daughter wanted to begin transitioning, he “was essentially tricked into signing documents" before he "had really any understanding of what was going on," adding that there was "COVID going on, and so there was a lot of confusion" at the time. He said that doctors told him his daughter "might commit suicide" if she was prevented from receiving care.

"I lost my son. They call it ‘deadnaming’ for a reason," Musk said. "The reason it’s called ‘deadnaming’ is because, your son is dead. So my son is dead, killed by the woke mind virus.” Musk then fallaciously claimed "puberty blockers are actually just sterilization drugs," referring to the gender-affirming care as "child mutilation." The American Medical Association, the American Psychiatric Association, the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Academy of Child & Adolescent Psychiatry, the World Medical Association, and the World Health Organization all agree that gender-affirming care is evidence-based and medically necessary not just for adults but minors as well.

In an interview with far-right pundit Jordan Peterson on The Daily Wire Monday, X owner Elon Musk went on an unhinged anti-trans tirade about gender-affirming care in which he falsely characterized it as “mutilation.”

Musk also insinuated that his trans daughter was “killed by the woke mind virus” in which he deadnamed and misgendered Vivian Jenna Wilson.

Wilson’s disowning of Musk is what led Elon to spiral into the abyss of the far-right “anti-woke” world, including vehement opposition to trans people.

From the 07.22.2024 edition of The Daily Wire's The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast:

See Also:

HuffPost: Elon Musk Says His Child Is 'Dead' To Him In Disturbing Anti-Trans Tirade

LGBTQ Nation: Elon Musk claims his trans daughter is dead because she transitioned

USA Today: Musk says estranged child's gender-affirming care sparked fight against 'woke mind virus'

[greater-than-the-sword]

If you liked my book "The Kingdom of Heaven", don't miss this episode where Jordan Peterson interviews a former KGB agent who became a Christian after moving to the USA as a deep cover agent. It's kind of the real life version of that

[dailypav]

Drawing Pav every day until he's playable: Day 149

Doordash delivery man Pav

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