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ok are we cooked is this fiend behaviour my boyfriends bong broke so we made a new one out of a large wendys fountain drink

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umm wait holy what if i cosplay my oc jordan is now real

Had the revelation the other day while I was doing my bangs that if I drew freckles onto my face I’d look exactly like Jordan

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On my break, you know I whipped out that sketchbook again

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Aight I'm the anon that asked about music just now! :D I think it's because I've been scrolling through your oc tag earlier today, but Bernadette by IAMX came on in my playlist and I went: Oh. Damn. This actually kinda fits? Specifically the re5 time frame with Wesker's pov maybe? ANYWAY yeah, I love Jordan and I wanna give her a hug so bad

On another note, seeing Something Stupid in your playlist for them made my heart hurt :( It's such a bittersweet and cute song, I love it

OH YOUU.. OH YOUUUUU

again, I’m very very flattered. DID NOT think anyone would actually go through and sift through my oc tag I thought everyone just . looked at my stuff and ignored it lol

ALSO THIS SONG IS RLLY GOOD thank you for putting me on! I like how theatrical it sounds it does in fact remind me a ton of Wesker because hes so .. extra, especially in 5. You nailed this tbh, the lyrics are very reflective of their dynamic in that era.

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wesker waking up after the progenitor and roiling like a dying spider and screaming a little before his body knits itself. nobody there to comfort him. he slowly gets up knowing not only does he not deserve comfort, but there's nobody there, not in his worst moments, and not in his best. and then he coughs up blood, wipes it, and adjusts his shades. everything aches so badly.

just kidding he totally wouldn't do that i just wanted to send angst

GOD

cooking in my inbox rn jesus christ. scrumptious writing as usual I need to show this to the people

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Birkin

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Figured I'd better hop in and ask before sending anything, so! As a massive music nerd, is it ok to send in songs that make me think of Wesker/Jordan? 👉👈 I know that oc's can be very personal, so I'm asking beforehand!

woah omg seeing thjs gave me butterflies im flattered. yes u MAY!!! I absolutely love love love getting feedback and headcanons and what not on Wesker/Jordan, I love rereading the stuff you guys send ^^ I honestly didn’t think anyone would be like. invested or interested or whatever in her character and what not so this is a huge surprise!

using this as an excuse to post songs that remind me of Jordsker also haha:

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Reservoir Dogs with Wesker, he's Mr. Orange and gets shot in the belly and cries and I am Mr. White who comforts him, it's canon

wait holy shit ur so right he even looks like mr. orange that sexy fuck. Im trying to imagine this rn and im giggling to myself so hard envisioning this stoic asshole bitching and whining like I GOT SHOTT I CANT BELIEVE I GOT SHOT IM GNNA DIE😭😭😭😭😭 AUUUGHH

oh ALSO btw im also mr white who fucking kills him

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my first actual contribution. hello mouthwashers

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Would Wesker slay a dress?? I’m talking red carpet worthy

Have two doodles, I could not pick just one

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femsker gave Birkin a smouchie :)

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i wish i was good at art so i could draw young wesker and birkin standing ontop of a pile of red bodies in workplace-type attire in the arklay executive training facility with the background being marcus' face and his eyes looming on them and his pupils would be umbrella logos and wesker and birkin would be holding their hands together in a mock-prayer but Wesker would have one eye open to symbolize his betrayal of umbrella and in the back there would be "DISCIPLINE. OBEDIENCE. UNITY. POWER. LIFE." wrapping around the top and bottom and wesker and birkin would both have very somber and solemn expressions and also birkin and wesker would have outlines of G and Uroboros as symbolism of their fates

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Hello, sorry if that's stupid but do you have any headcanons about Weskers taste in interior design?

ABSOLUTELY NOT. not stupid i love getting asks like this !! also im giggling. interiror design. and my username is feng shui. alright bro im rubbing my hands together

Hmmm to start off I feel he’d be a minimalist. If you walk into his apartment (he would NOT have a house. or a mansion. I’m a firm believer of that), It’ll be pretty barren with only the essentials like his bed, some furniture strewn around, obviously a home office because that guy is married to his work. If you ask him about this he’ll get snippy and huff, explaining in great detail about how this is fine, and anything else is just needless clutter. Alongside this, I think in terms of colour palette it’d be pretty neutral. I think he’d be a modern house design kind of guy, your typical blacks, whites and greys with an overall sleek look to it. Of course obviously his space is going to be neat and clean.

Unlike the bright fluorescent lights found at the labs at Umbrella, Wesker’s apartment def has those warm dim lights that you can adjust the brightness with when you mess with the switch. I personally think he has light sensitivity, (because why was he wearing those fuckass glasses in re1) so I think any living space with Wesker would be pretty dark to ease the photophobia he has.

However, if we’re talking about Re5 Wesker I feel like he’d have a taste for gothic interior design as well, (Victorian, for the record). Like I mentioned earlier, he’d have an affinity for the blacks, greys and whites of course, but I think red as a complimentary colour to his living space is so very much Midnight Wesker. Expect to see ornate details such as a chandelier or large cathedral-esque windows that casts a dramatic lighting over the middle of his living room (which, btw serve as a replacement for the led dimmer switches. extra asf for no reason). The entire aesthetic just screams grandiose and elegance which is literally so him.

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@nshtn this is it Lol um supposedly baby birkin but all I was recognizing at the time was Paul Dano. You are the connoisseur, give me your opinion

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Hi, Do you have any hcs about Wesker if he were in the AOT World? :D

And may I ask who your fav AOT characters are ^^

BERTHOLDT FIRST AND FOREMOST. He is literally my baby and he’s so underrated for no reason. Before Wesker, he was my biggest fictional crush and the first one I actually made somewhat good oc x canon art for. Will show if enough people bother me about it

As for Wesker, I feel as if he was in the AOT world, he wouldn’t be a scout, or an Eldian at all for that matter. I feel like he’d be a Marleyan soldier if anything. Since part of Wesker’s whole thing is that he has “superior genes” and it lines up with the whole Marleyan vs Eldian argument. This, and Spencer’s grooming of him up until his middle ages, which is also showcased in the Marleyans of AOT. (i.e: The Warrior Program; Gabi Braun herself is an example of this) (sweet soul i will defend her with my entire life)

However, due to this, I don’t think he’d be a warrior since Marleyans can’t shift into Titans which is the part where I kinda start scratching my head. because.. y’neow, it’s Wesker, if anyone should have a Superhuman trait like titan-shifting out of the entire AOT-verse it’d be him.

So LETS SAY he IS a warrior candidate because I can see that happening with him. I think he’d be the Beast Titan if anything. It lines up:

• One of the key attributes to the Beast Titan is the “Royal Blood” mechanic, being able to transform subjects of Ymir who consumed his blood into pure titans. (Again, the superior genes example.)

• The Beast Titan’s fighting strategy is calculated and accurate, Zeke’s control over it makes the Beast a formidable foe in general. The fact he hurls rocks as his primary attack towards the “Eldian Devils” just reminds me of Wesker in general, since he uses guns on adversaries he deems “not worthy enough” to try.

• Zeke’s official intelligence stat is 11/10. Remind you of anyone?

• The pure titans transformed under the consumption of Zeke’s blood are completely under his control, doing whatever he commands. Wesker utilizes Majinis in Re5 as employees.

Ok I’m done rambling. Anyway if he was a Scout this would be him:

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And why are you all so chill about Wesker liking teenage girls and having such a photo?

ts fryin me so bad 😭😭😭 fuck up i can see the stink lines wafting off ur ask

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warnings: a pretty long comic, manipulation tactics such as lovebombing and isolation are shown, emotional abuse in general, wesker being wesker.

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