#no? just me??

[cafecitoeddie]

🧛🏼 eddie diaz making us want to be vampires 🧛🏼‍♀️

[kotaka-kun]

200 words a day for the month of May - day 4

another 200 words below the cut of this ongoing E/C teacher au bc its fun to project onto christine re: being weirdly obsessed w a teacher you had in middle school

"I don't know if you remember, but I was a student of yours," Christine said, her heart beating wildly, "Of course, that was over ten years ago, so I wouldn't blame you if you don't, I'm sure it's hard to remember every student you've ever had!"

She could hear her own voice rising in pitch but was helpless to stop it.

"With twenty-some students in a class, seven class periods a year, times all the years you've been teaching- you must've taught thousands of students after me by now!"

Christine cringed inwardly at how badly she was blowing it. Her one chance to show him that she was a professional and competent colleague, and instead she seemed to be every bit the meek student he'd had twelve years ago.

It certainly didn't help that Mr. Carriere was still simply looking down at her with that inscrutable gaze from behind that mysterious mask he still wore, not saying a word.

Then, just as Christine was about to apologize for bothering him,

"Christine Daae," he said with a slow nod, "Yes, I remember."

Christine lit up, feeling as though her heart might burst.

"You do?"

"Of course, you were an exceptional student."

[metlbeetl]

this is me btw if anyone cares

[natsu2501malo]

No you don't understand, I reblog so much god damn Merlin content that when I go to reblog literally anything else I start typing out Merlin in the hashtags only to realize that this is indeed not Merlin content...

Reposts Hazbin Hotel content only to later find it in my Merlin stuff. AGAIN

Sometimes when I realize what I've done before it's too late (good job me) I'll erase it then my mind tries to type whatever fandom I'm rebloging only to start spelling Merlin AGAIN!! 😂

Something is DEEPLY wrong with me.

Am I gonna do anything to fix this?

Nah I'm a lost cause anyway, no point in pretending otherwise. ✨

Fun fact: either this will happen ⤴️ Or my phone will try to auto correct Merlin to Merci.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[codecicle]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[ionomycin]

temple at the end of the road

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[cactuseri]

collection