#no shit Sherlock!

[taudad]

I was restocking my paints at my LGS today and I was joking with the owner as I checked out that I needed to stock up before the 25% tariff on these British goods hit and I saw in realtime as two white guys in the store realized the consequences of their actions

[jess-21990]

Hmmmmm let's go back in time & rewind to a few mins ago shall we~.....

A FEW MOMENTS EARLIER!!!!

Soooooo in the end she slapped you right after this well.......

ID FUCKIN SLAP YOU TOO!!!! XD

[inthefallofasparrow]

Jeremy Clarkson coming dangerously close to setting himself on fire.

[contact-guy]

THE FINAL PROBLEM - part 2 of many - part 1 here. All this dialogue is from the original story, except for Holmes's thoughts at the end.

This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!

[blindchat]

Happy Birthday! Hope nothing monumental is coming in the next few hours! Keep dancing Dabi Jensen release the tapes

[justvoidsdumbstuff1]

I want fatnugget slippers

[not-equippedforthis]

forever mourning how granada holmes never adapted the three garridebs. diabolical. unbelievable, even. 'if you had killed watson you would not have made it out of this room alive' but in brett's frightfully intense and low, biting, hissing voice. the violent, wild stare versus the gentle hand on watson's knee. all of that precarious control getting flung out the window. the humanity of it. gritting my teeth can you fucking imagine.

[sw33tm0urningl4mb]

Deep/Fun Questions to Ask!

Do you like watching sunsets?

Have you ever started a rumor?

What makes you laugh hard?

What's the last concert you went to?

If you believed in it, what would you be reincarnated to?

What's your current vocal stim?

What shirt are you wearing?

Who or what is on your mind?

What are your favorite pair of shoes?

What would easily win you over if someone gave you it?

What three words describe you?

What's a funny memory you have?

Do you have any drunk stories?

What's one thing you own that you're sure no one else has?

Do you have any superstitions?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What weird thing do you do when you're alone?

What is the worst food you've ever had?

What fictional character would you bring to life if you could?

If you could join a career immediately, what would it be?

What keeps you going during the day?

Current song on repeat?

Funniest inside joke?

What's your favorite piece of jewelry you own?

Favorite niche topic?

What fandom are you currently in?

Most controversial take?

Favorite ship and why?

Do you have any piercings or tattoos, and what are they?

What is your worst & best quality?

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

wake up in the night and see these guys singing to you what are you doing

[skintyfiia]

everyone wish my bf happy birthday

[blistering-typhoons]

THAT'S HOLMES RIGHT??? IN HIS BOOKSELLER DISGUISE ON THE LEFT???? THAT'S THEM WALKING IN TOGETHER SIDE BY SIDE RIGHT?!!?!? JESUS CHRIST?????

[yamikakyuu]

This has probably been done but

[wilsons-divorce-papers]

“good night! give the heavenly father my best when you see him.”

I’M SORRY? THIS SHOW FUCKS.

[thankstothe]

[snoozerin]

sketches and a wip. i dont like thinking too much before posting, head empty this is the stuff i have in my gallery take or or leave it the void is nice

[dr-handballslector]

I love the moments in psych while we know how smart he truly is but he says something offhanded that gives the other a glimpse of how smart he is. He causally said in-front of the chief and who thought was they were the recorded holder of the detective exam he took in high school and got a perfect score. Those characters think Shawn can only solve cases and he’s an idiot but they see him in a different light. And when the profiler for the FBI showed up and said privately to Shawn you’re incredible intelligent but you’re ashamed of it so you hide it like HE KNEW.

I think people also forget how wit and jokes are directly related to intelligence. He is very witty in front of them and those jokes require intelligence and they should notice it.