#no one will convince me theyre not gay

[copdog1234]

Hi, yes, I can't stop thinking about the Lesbian Honkai short, as someone who doesn't play the game. A piece of queer art, it is

[willgrahams-rotten-fishing-lure]

5+1 things hannigram established private relationship, professors au

5 times hannibal is publicly affectionate with will simply because hes curious about how will would react + 1 time will is publicly affectionate because he's curious about how hannibal would react

this is also just because i love 5+1 things and would love to see this trope in any and everything

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Henry: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Victor: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[kattitude130]

ok i decided to read witch hat atelier and its pretty good, the art is soooooooooooooo ohohohohoooooooo yes

it has a lot of really interesting commentary, but im not sure i fully agree with many of the characters and i dont trust literally any of them except the children (and olruggio) LMAO but that still makes it fun to read and i am really interested how things will turn out

[cowboy-robooty]

what if i told u all my always sunny otp is the lawyer x charlie. what if.

[everyurlithinkofistoolong]

When ST fans interpret every antagonistic character to be a child molester for some reason

[maximus-gluteus]

nothing to see here

[toytulini]

feels very strange to get podcast ads about how pride friendly orlando is rn what with the current political conditions of florida for very large swathes of the queer community

i mean i dont have any suggestions for like idk the marketing team of the orlando tourism board to do any better like i certainly wouldnt know how to advertise rn, thats a rough hand youre stuck with and i hope your shit ass transphobe fascist politicians drop dead.

just. wild to hear rn

[koluniie]

he tried the cat filter

[waterberry-strawmelon]

i’m so sorry but if you watch stranger things and you actually actually for real genuinely think that the duffer brothers have been secretly dropping hints that Mike is bi and actually always loved Will... get help.

[spidermanifested]

heres MY rambly black sails analysis for the day, after watching the show twice in as many months i wholeheartedly believe in the "long john silvers quote unquote missus in treasure island is max, not madi" theory

the most obvious thing, as others have pointed out, is that in treasure island long john silver runs an inn with his wife, a black woman, in bristol, which is absolutely not madi behavior-- i cannot imagine madi would take him back in the first place much less move with him TO ENGLAND-- but IS maxs exact area of expertise. but theres so many other things that cement it for me

as early as episode 2, max tries to convince eleanor to buy out the inn and run it together with her when england takes nassau back. this is her dream-- to share power over her life with a woman she loves, free of the pressures of the outside world. (youll note this also happens to be silvers dream for himself and madi. the parallels)

in season 4 shes faced with the suspiciously similar option to take a husband to be the face of her business, completely on paper, for the sake of the public eye. and she refuses! she doesnt want to give a man that kind of power over her. not only that but she desperately wants to retain some kind of truth in her identity-- she admires anne for her honesty, her courage. these are things she can rarely afford to express. in refusing a marriage of convenience, she asserts her autonomy.

But. black sails tells us over and over again that an oppressive society will always find ways to batter down these private boundaries. there is no island safe from colonial rule. mirandas peaceful house in the interior is burnt to the ground. the maroons are forced to accept a freedom that comes at the price of abandoning those still enslaved and taking part in their continued subjugation. the things it takes to make these spaces are terrible, and unsustainable, and when it comes to being gay in the 1700s there is a tightrope to walk between privilege and privacy, one that destroyed flint and the hamiltons, thats even narrower to max as a self-made woman of color.

given all that, i do not believe she can girlboss her way out of her circumstances no matter how many lessons she took from what happened to eleanor. nor do i think the show believes it. i think the political-marriage-offer plot point is another illustration of that theme-- maxs desire, and silvers desire, to build a warm, happy room in the middle of the imperial machine, without meaningfully striking out against the machine itself, is destined to be futile no matter how strong they are as individuals.

max and silver are mirror images of one another. each of them is essentially the narrator of one half of the story. it is absolutely agonizing how BOTH of them tried to convince their lovers to abandon their ambitions, to settle for a quiet life with them, and in doing so saw that relationship destroyed by their own fear of an uncertain future....

....And its even MORE agonizing to imagine them finally securing the trappings of a domestic life... but without the love. and they know the love was what mattered! theyre always going to know!!!

it bookends PERFECTLY with their alliance at the start of the series. theyre right where they started, trusting no one, pretending to be humble and harmless, planning to steal the EXACT SAME TREASURE, except now theyre 50 years old and jaded and bitter and both pining after their lost loves. silver probably pictures madi whenever he tells people about his wife. when he and max have time to themselves they talk solely about finances and nothing else. its honestly impressive how miserable this is for every single person involved. im losing my mind

[dnptarot]

-The Lovers by Timothy Liu

Alright here it is!!! The final collection of everybody's fantastic art for the dnp tarot deck!

here's a little sample of the kind of fantastic art we've had in the past two months of the event, with a bunch more in the google drive (linked here). this event has been such a joy to create! all the artist i've worked with have been so kind and amazing and i've made some really good friends throughout the process 😊 this one goes out to dan and phil for being so hot and gay that they look good as every card in the tarot deck, and to all the artists who made this a reality!

now for the technical stuff- i don't currently have the ability to print these and make them into a physic deck that can be sold as was suggested to me, but i do know that the website makeplayingcards.com has some pretty good options available to make your own for fairly cheap! in the google drive are .png files of every card as well as one for the back design, so go crazy!!! ofc remember that these are actual artists so don't sell their work as your own or anything 💖 let's keep being a kind and collaborative community guys- the phandom rocks!!!

and honestly, one more big thank you to the artists who participated. i'll tag everyone under the cut, but thank you so much for being such an amazing community to work with and such great artists!! and lastly, happy birthday @danielhowell !!! this started as a joke about a birthday present for dan and @amazingphil and turned into this fantastic monstrosity, so thank you guys for inspiring so many people to make such fantastic art 😊 this has been a blast 💖

okay here are the artists in the sample art, in groups of three from left to right

@viewerspookyhappenings @koyalime @psychicmoth

@ardenpng @saturnisfallingdown @queercatwithhat

@queenusagiblog @macaronimars @azuphere

and the rest of the artists!!

@jupiter-pls @serendipnpipity @danrifics

@thelibertini @hiwatari-art @freshbaked-bread

@rainytastemakeralpaca @wannieswifey @undead-queer

@thistooisphanyuri @spittykin @an-internet-introvert

@littlegreenfrog @macabremaxx @bogboygremlinthing

@all-star-lester @leanned-too-hard @fromemotoangel

@ayushikuu @shlebbie @obv10usly

@lumintsu @lesterlatte @littlestormofmess

@lovelydeps @catzoomies @precalamity

@emojackolantern @artsyangely @atomicjellycat

@lgbtspaghetti @i-remain-convinced @hingefreelester

@opossoomed @jutsomethoughtsihave @dapg-otmebytheballs

@anironsidh @ghoulish-art-tendencies @firehologram

i ran out of mentions SO i will put the rest in the replies everyone go check it out theyre amazing artists

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

wibta if i keep having sex with my friends dad? nsfw warning

i (20s cismale) got invited by my friend (20s nonbinary) to try out some new edibles they made last thursday. this isnt too weird because both of us are unemployed (they get disability, i get money from unemployment, and we both live with our parents) and usually during the day their dad (50s cismale) is at work so we get the house to ourselves. well last thursday was different because i came over late in the night when their dad was home, and he offered to make me some dinner too. i get the munchies really bad so i was immediately like yes please and thank you while i fucked off to my friends room. we played some smash bros while we waited for the cookies to kick in, and when it started to hit his dad called us both out for dinner. dinner was great, and his dad is super chill — so he let us raid his alcohol cabinet. i dont think he knew either of us were stoned for the record (im naturally really quiet/dont make eye contact, my friend sounds high 24/7 naturally) so i dont think he was like trying to get anyone drunk or anything. my tolerance is pretty good but my friends is shit so it didnt take long until they were like blackout drunk and passing out on the couch, while their dad and i were both drunk too (not blackout but pretty drunk, and i was still high) and sitting on the opposite side of the couch next to eachother

important fact about me - i crossdress like femboys or whatever theyre called. i like looking really feminine and cute and confusing people. im not trans or anything like that gender is just a game and i am winning it. but i do tend to dress up in very egirl/goth gf clothes if you know what i mean, and i look pretty convincing ive been told (friend tells me i would pass for ciswoman with the makeup on). i think their dad maybe forgot that i was me (he usually sees me in boy clothes) and he started hitting on me? i didnt think i was gay or bi either until he started doing it and i got really flustered but i didnt stop him? again i was fucked up so the attention felt really nice despite it being my friends dad. but anyways he kept getting closer until he kissed me, and it felt nice so i let it keep going? which was probably super fucked up in retrospect. but anyways stuff gets hot and steamy, their dad doesnt bother lifting up my skirt, one thing leads to another and we have sex. he definitely noticed im not a girl during that (its pretty hard to miss lol) but he didnt stop so we kept going for a while

after we were done he and i passed out on the couch in a kind of awkward position, we both woke up in the morning and i think thats when he realized im me, but he didnt seem to freak out even though hes straight?? or at least i thought he was straight. but we had sex again in the morning and then when my friend woke up we all had breakfast and i went back to my friends room and we hung out more and got high again. while we were though i accidentally spilled the beans to my friend, and they FREAKED out on me and said that i was so gross for doing that, and they cant believe that it happened, stuff like that. they kicked me out of their room and their dad had to drive me home because i was shaking bad from it. but while their dad drove me home i was super pissed and mad and not thinking straight (haha) and so i tried to convince their dad to take a detour so we could fuck again. and he was like, okay sure, so we did?? but now i feel horrible for doing it knowing that it grossed my friend out so much, but i really like their dad and he seems to like me too, and i want to keep banging him :(

What are these acronyms?

[caravalsreveriekey]

no bc i’m convinced if the world had been just a bit more accepting of the gays then merthur could’ve been canon

imagine all the depth that would’ve added to the series and ugh the gayyyyyy

bc you cannot tell me that in the first few eps in particular they didn’t say the gayest shit i’ve ever heard

“I could take you apart with one blow.” “I could take you apart with less than that.”

“tell me, mErLiN, do you know how to walk on your knees?” “no” “would you like me to help you?”

“faster. go faster. follow the light!”

“We’re supposed to be hunting. It requires speed, strength, and an agile mind!” “So you're able to get by on two of the three then?"

“so I had to make you.” “you managed to knock me out?”

“you don’t have a dog and fetch the stick yourself.”

“so you’ve been outwitted by a rat?” “they do say rats are very intelligent.” “more intelligent than you it would seem.”

“stop smacking your lips!”

OKAH YEAH I COULD GO ON ANYWAY THEYRE SO GAYYYYYYY

[demadogs]

As a film student what would you say is the strongest Byler proof that was 100% intentional?

oh this by FAR. 1000%. after volume 2 when we were all still in our confused/disappointed/doubting stage this was the number one thing i kept coming back to.

every other byler evidence could have a shitty half-assed explanation except for this one. people try to rationalize everything else like how at rink-o-mania he said “we’re friends! we’re friends.” and try to say its proof of him friendzoning will or that he couldnt say he loves el because “his parents never say it” or shit like that but THIS??? there is literally no other possible meaning to framing mike perfectly inside the closet. WHILE HE DOESNT KISS HER BACK AND KEEPS HIS EYES OPEN.

the closet perfectly divides their kiss, showing that the conflict dividing their relationship is the fact that mike is in the closet. (which is also why i believe mike is gay, not bi, bc then this frame wouldnt make sense bc he would still like girls so the closet itself wouldnt be whats dividing the relationship, just his feelings for will). if there was just a visible closet in the background of this scene i could see how one would argue that it was unintentional but you dont just accidentally frame someone this perfectly without there being a reason.

this is actually what convinced me byler was happening in the first place. when s2 came out i shipped byler and thought it was cute but after s3 i saw someone point this out and i was like “wait holy shit theyre really doing it”.

i love this shot i think its brilliant.

[stealingpotatoes]

askposting except its just one ask that was 924 words long

which i think is internet-jesus getting me back for the obscenely long ao3 comments i leave LOL

(also for the sake of my own screenshots im not. putting the whole paragraphs of text in but i did read them!!!)

@thedynamicworm thank u!!! ur idea of them meeting on coruscant is fun but leia doesn't sneak away on any missions!! she may have her father's inability to follow orders, but she knows where to draw the line and draws it pretty solidly at "things that will get me killed and/or grounded for a year". she sticks to tatooine and rebellion bases and the few planets her family takes her to for jedi training or little trips!

the closest she gets to meeting luke before age 15 is thru force dreams and the like

gaslight girlboss gatekeeping! Padme is VERY quiet about Luke's birth for the first few months (is just on Naboo w her family) and 1. pretends Luke was the result of a secret Naboo husband and 2. manages to hide when his birthday is so it looks a Bit Less Suspect. the handmaidens create this insane papertrail so convincing that Palps, had he not known otherwise, probs would've fallen for loll.

so deep down he does sorta know that Luke's Anakin's son, however comma he can't prove it for shit and Padmé never lets him get close enough to try prove it loll. + he can't rlly openly act against such a popular senator so theyre essentially fighting a shadow cold war

Luke meets Rex (eventually)!!! the closest there ever would be to codywan would be Obi-wan wistfully staring at his commander like he's in a period drama remembering before remembering he's not a hussy and thats forbidden lol. cody's just up to his canon shit unfortunately ):

same as canon, being a spiteful bastard, yelling kenOOOBIIII, and blinding dilfs <3

again same as canon (or potes-brand-canon) lolll she's out there vibing w quinlan!!!

they meet after the reunion when Padmé and Luke are staying on a rebel base w the Skywalkers and the Ghost fam visits! Ezra obvs goes to see his bestie Leia and she's like EZRA I HAVE A BROTHER NOW MEET MY BROTHER HIS NAME IS LUKE ISN'T IT COOL I HAVE A BROTHER and with a very fifteen-year-old twinge of worry that he's going to be replaced, Ezra goes to meet Luke. and the twinge of worry is replaced with a twinge of "oh no i'm gay" bc wow ok. he's cute. are people allowed to be this cute??

Luke's first opinion is "wow this guy's cool! and he has um... very uh... mm facial structure" the former of which is definitely ruined when Ezra does some stupid shit like 3/4 of a backflip and eats shit on the hangar floor