#yes frank/brad/janet is great and all BUT. i dont think janet and brad should be in a relationship all things considered | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

wellhungspeaker · 14 days ago

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sometimes i feel a little weird doing fandom-y things for rhps (because ive never been in a fandom this small before also because it just feels a little weird sometimes) and ill doubt myself and think "does everything NEED a fandom?? scoffs" even though. im hyperfixated super crazy style.

but then i remember that i have no mouth and i must scream has a fandom and i realize that life (fandoms) finds a way and if there is at least one person who likes something, there's probably going to be fanfic about it and some kind of ship WILL be involved

#tag: talkity talk #like yes obviously not everything NEEDS shipping. but everything will have it anyways thats just how life works #its like the SFW version of rule 34 #if it exists and has more than two characters/people involved there will be shipping #so remembering that i feel less bad about my immense enjoyment of frank/brad #yes frank/brad/janet is great and all BUT. i dont think janet and brad should be in a relationship all things considered #partially because im in the “brad is gay” camp partially because i think brad's a dick (still love him though)#also janet deserves to kiss girls.#i'll never feel bad for being a columbia/magenta lover though you could never shame me for that #janet/columbia/magenta is based and you cant convince me otherwise #i dont SHIP frank/brad/rocky but i think its funny #personally i think any poly ship with frank is funny because its just like. non ethical nonmonogamy.#like congratulations thats the worst anyones ever done it #thats my feelings on frank/brad/janet. because literally theyre such disasters #and on the frank/brad/rocky thing. im firmly of the opinion that rocky and brad shouldve fucked. but thats because i like gay sex #i also think janet shouldve had yuri with columbia and magenta #just generally i think we shouldve gotten more gay sex #im always an advocate for gay sex #come to think of it. while i was writing this i came up with an excellent crack ship #okay here me out on this one. rocky/eddie #i just think its funny honestly #thats the sole reason. i like it because i like thinking about how much it would piss off frank #and i am a certified eddie liker and i think he deserved better #man this is a long tag rant #as always feel free to disagree with me. i do not mind at all

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