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cherrykindness · 4 years ago

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one spoon for two |

first of all, i can't make my first post in english without thanking those who helped and encouraged me to make this decision. thank you for everything @waitimcomingtoo, @harryhoney-bee and @parkers-gal 🧡

summary: you and peter share spoons and sweatshirts and are “secretly” in love with each other.

pairing: peter parker x stark!reader

warning: hi! english (obviously) is not my first language, so I ask for patience, im still learning <3

"Good morning." You said with a enviable morning good humor as soon as you arrived at the complex's kitchen, receiving distracted nods and murmurs from Bucky, Sam, and Natasha. Peter, on the other hand, received your greeting with equal enthusiasm.

"Good morning, Y/N." He replied anxiously, straightening the posture and removing his feet from the chair beside. "Do you want to sit here?" He asked quick and shyly, pretending not to notice Bucky and Sam narrowing their eyes across the table. "I-I mean, it's empty, but you don't have to if you don't want to."

You nodded, accepting the offer before sitting down next to the boy you used to call best friend, frowning as you noticed that your yogurt with granola was already prepared next to a spoon and a glass of milk.

"Did you do that?"

Peter agreed, feeling a warmth rise from his neck to his cheeks.

"Yes, I figured you would be tired after last night."

That answer was enough to capture the attention of the entire kitchen. Steve, who was walking through the door with an empty mug in hand, stopped as soon as he heard the phrase leave Peter's lips, widening his eyes as he struggled not to let the ceramic object hit the floor.

"What?" Bucky asked in astonishment, blinking rapidly as he looked away between you and Peter. "What did you guys do last night?"

You and Peter looked at each other in confusion, but before you could respond, Natasha pointed to your clothes.

"Is that Peter's sweatshirt?"

Steve's pressure seemed to have dropped at this very moment. With trembling hands and flushed cheeks, the soldier sat down on one of the chairs, hiding his face amidst inaudible murmurs.

"Tony already knows this?" Sam asked with his mouth full of cereal, looking at you both with disapproval.

"What should I know?"

Peter swallowed hard when he heard your father's voice, dreading the mischievous smile that grew on Bucky's face.

"That me and Pete spent the whole night watching Star Wars." You were quick to respond, causing Peter to let out a relieved sigh.

"So that's what the kids call it these days?" Steve whispered, looking more shocked by the minute. Natasha patted her friend on the back, offering consolation.

"The Spider-Baby said he made Y/N very tired last night." Bucky, playing the part of the devil on Peter's shoulder, repeated the sentence with slight alteration.

"I didn't say that." The boy with bright curls said in horror, shaking his head frantically as his face turned as red as fresh strawberries. "It wasn't like that, Mr. Stark."

"So explain it to me." Tony demanded with a serious face, crossing his arms over his chest.

The boy became an clumsy mess in a matter of seconds. Bucky, Sam and Natasha holding their own giggling as the comic moment unfolded.

"You don't have to say anything, Pete." You reassured him, understanding your father's intentions. "Let's get away from those perverts. We still have a lot to enjoy this weekend."

You stood up with Peter at your heels, leaving the kitchen under the watchful eyes of the Avengers. Everyone, except Steve, burst out laughing as soon as Tony made sure that you were no longer around, Sam having to wipe away a few tears that had escaped from the corner of his eyes.

"What?" Steve asked confused, staring at the others strangely. "What did I miss?"

"They are so oblivious." Natasha said with a smile, shaking her head negatively.

"It's kind of cute." Tony admitted, shaking his shoulders. "The boy is unable to make a move, however."

"What?" Steve voiced it for the third time in less than three minutes. "They-they- you know; Aren't you angry? Isn't that a move for you?"

"They did nothing, cap." Tony stated between a sigh. "They spent the night watching Star Wars just as Y/N said, believe me."

"But is painfully obvious the Spider-Boy is upside down for her." Sam stated, earning a nod from Tony, Bucky and Natasha. "He was already here when me and Bucky showed up in the morning. He was sitting at the table and Y/N's breakfast was also already prepared. I was about to sit next to him– and it was the first time I ever considered sitting next to that child, I swear, when he simply put his feet up on the empty chair, saying that he had severe cramps and needed space. When Y/N appeared at the door all smiling and wearing his college sweatshirt, puft, it seems that the boy went out of his mind, and the first thing he did was to offer the seat next to him."

"There was one day that Y/N needed to help Bruce in the lab and was without access to her cell phone for most of the day. Peter and I were working together on his suit, but the boy was picking up the cell phone every two minutes. He sent a message at 04:30 and Y/N didn't answer until at 08:47, so guess what? Peter answered at 08:48." Said Tony.

"The boy was whipped." Bucky uttered between a sip of coffee.

"He and Y/N were sharing a pot of strawberry ice cream during the last movie session." It was Natasha's turn to share a moment between you and Peter, attracting the attention of the men accompanying her, "but there was only one spoon for both."

There was a suggestive exchange of glances between her, Stark, Barnes and Wilson, broken by Rogers' timid and cautious voice.

"So the kids didn't do anything indecent?"

"Oh, for God's sake!" Tony rolled his eyes, leaving the room.

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It was almost seven in the evening when Peter came into the kitchen again, now with a green mask on his face and a Hello Kitty's patch over his nose.

"What the fuck?" Bucky asked skeptically, almost spitting out the sandwich that was in his mouth.

"Y/N and I are going skin care tonight." Peter replied simply, going over to the refrigerator as everyone watched him intently.

"And what is that on your face?" Natasha asked the question everyone wanted while Peter grabbed a pot of ice cream from the freezer.

"Avocado mask. She saw in TikTok that it is good for the pores."

"So that was the fate of the avocado I bought to eat in the morning." Steve said regretfully. "It's okay, I can buy another one tomorrow."

"I have many questions, but I don't think any answer will answer them." Sam do a grimace before turning to the food laid out on the table.

"Peter, you should ask Y/N out on a date." Thor gave his opinion. "That's what you Midgardians call, right?"

Peter choked with the air as he heard the Thunder God's phrase, almost letting the pot of ice cream slide down the sink.

"W-we go to dates almost every day." He refuted with red face. "Tomorrow we will go to the supermarket. We can buy another avocado for you, Steve."

"But this is not the kind of date we are talking abo–" Natasha tried to explain, but Peter was already leaving the kitchen practically running.

"Bye, Y/N is waiting me to put cucumbers over the eyes."

"You got only one spoon!" The redhead screamed.

"It's enough!"

The Avengers present exchanged a look of recognition before Thor broke the silence, repeating the question Sam had asked that same morning:

"Tony already knows this?"

Everyone shook their shoulders simultaneously, Bruce being the only one to speak up verbally when silence filled the room.

"I'm sure he's already pulling some strings."

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"Please, Tony, don't tell me that you are hiding to spying Peter and Y/N."

Tony peeked a bit between the leaves as he heard Pepper's harsh voice, putting the binoculars in the back pocket of his pants as covertly as possible.

"Spying?" He laughed exaggeratedly loudly. "Of course not, dear. This is absurd."

The woman eyed him suspiciously, reaching into her husband's pocket as soon as he hugged her.

"So can you start explaining to me the binoculars, the camouflage clothing, and the presence of a giant plant that was not in the hallway before?"

Tony walked away defeated, lowering his eyes at the judgmental look he was receiving.

"The word "spying" is too strong, okay? Let's say I was watching them without them knowing."

Pepper rolled her eyes.

"They are already adults, Tony. You should let them make their own decisions, and it is pretty obvious that they like each other. I know that the idea of Peter and Y/N dating may be strange to you, but–"

"Strange?" He almost shouted, lowering his voice when he noticed that the music that used to come from your room had stopped, now putting his camouflage skills at risk. "Baby, I love you, but you are crazy." He whispered. "Peter is the only boy who deserves to be with someone like Y/N, and all I have been doing for the past seven months is trying to get them to confess the feelings that everyone knows exist, but they seem too blind to see. So far I remain with the verdict that the boy is right for her and I hope don't change my mind anytime soon. They are my OTP."

"OTP?" Pepper asked confused by the slang.

"One True Pairing. Honey, you are so out of date."

"All right, I'm leaving."

Tony arched an eyebrow as he watched his wife walk away and take the binoculars, shrugging his shoulders before hiding behind the leaves again. He spent almost two hours there, but nothing interesting had happened, just you and Peter going back and forth from the kitchen with greasy foods and ice cream, a spoon for two as you shared whatever it was in the aisles, sometimes even taking it into each other's mouths, making Tony look away from those nauseatingly sweet scenes.

He had a story appointment with Morgan and his presence in the little girl's room at nine was a must. The plan affectionately called "Project Starker" had failed that day, and Tony had to accept defeat as he went to your room, expecting to find you and Peter sprawled out on the bed while some nerdy movie was playing on TV.

"Y/N? Peter?"

The room was dark, lit only by adjacent lights coming through the window. Tony stumbled over a few objects along the way, walking blindly through the furniture until he was near your bed.

"Can you even see each other here? God, how–"

Tony had to interrupt the sentence, surprised to see you and Peter snuggled up to each other, sleeping peacefully while a current series he didn't know the name of played on the TV at an almost inaudible volume. He shook his head in denial, holding back a smile before nudging Peter's waist, forging an angry timbre:

"Kid, you have a room here for a reason. What are you doing in my daughter's bed?"

Peter blinked a few times, completely lost and surprised by Tony's presence.

"Mr. Stark?" He asked stunned, trying to see Tony through the shadows. "Why are you here?"

Your father raised one of his eyebrows, aghast at the sudden boldness of the teenager before remembering the younger man's sleepwalking habits. Peter probably thought he was dreaming or some shit.

"Why are you here?" Tony returned the question, crossing his arms.

"Because I'm in love with Y/N and I want to sleep next to her."

Tony opened his mouth like a goldfish, cursing himself mentally for not recording that statement, shaking Peter's body when he started to close his eyes again.

"Aren't you going to your room?"

Peter mumbled something indecipherable, tightening his arms around your body as you continued to sleep heavily on his chest.

"No, thanks for the offer."

Tony nodded to nothing, deciding to just close your curtain and ask to Friday to turn off the TV.

"Thank you for doing Y/N too, Mr. Stark. I appreciate that."

Tony laughed softly, promising himself that he would tease the boy about it the next morning, “Go to sleep, kid. I'm sure no one will leave you alone tomorrow after I tell what you said."

Stark was about to leave when he noticed Peter's feet sticking out of the covers. The night was cold, and there was nothing but a thin comforter protecting the two of you.

"Just one blanket?" He asked.

"Yes." Peter kind of whispered, pulling you closer. "It's enough."

This time Tony didn't hold back his smile, shaking his head before closing the door, leaving you and Peter in that little bubble of teenage passion.

"Point for you, Spider-Boy."

#imagine peter parker #peter x reader #peter parker imagine #avengers imagine #stark reader #tom x reader #imagine tom holland #tom holland x reader

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iwadori · 4 years ago

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Dates with the Haikyu boys (Kuroo,Iwaizumi)

hiii emp! so I saw that your request is open soo can I request fluff+31 w/ iwaizumi and kuroo from prompt list that you reblogged, thank youu emp♥️💞✨(and also can I request Godzilla stuffed animal on iwa scenario? since he love it sm :-D) srry if i ask too much:“ - @bucinhajime

Word Count: 1.4k

Genre: fluff

Kuroo:

You and Kuroo had the cliche enemies to lovers story

Knowing eachother from when you were kids you always wanted to compete with one another

Even when you fell in love

And hey, what’s wrong with a little romantic competition?

Today was your weekly date, which for this week Kuroo got to pick (as last week you picked go karting.) You arrive at the arcade, ‘this is going to be fun’ you think to yourself. The arcade is a huge staple in your relationship, as you’ve been going there since you were kids even with Kenma sometimes, with you and Kuroo always battling it out on each different game on who will win and whoever accumalates the most single wins on games on that day win the overall win for the day. You’re winning 56-55 right now and want to keep your lead.

You see your boyfriend standing at the front of the arcade scrolling through his phone, you whistle at him (like your a catcaller) “hey hot stuff” you say jokingly and he rolls his eyes in mock annoyance “ready to get your shit handed to ya tetsu?”

“I think not, I’m definitely taking the W here Y/N” he declares “Just wait and see”

He was wrong, so very wrong. You were basically on your A-game tonight slamming him in every game you play he hasn’t won at all tonight, you try to let him win some on purpose but he spots your tactic and forfeits wanting to ‘only play you at your best babe.’

You take a break to get some food after playing basically every game in the arcade twice over and Tetsu still hasn’t gotten a win. As you are eating you catch him staring at you,

“What’s wrong?” You ask with a soft smile on your face “If it’s the amount of losses you have it doesn’t matter everyone has off days so it-”

“I just really really love you” he says breathlessly

His random declaration of love renders you speechless, you do of course love Tetsu and everything about him but especially moments like these when he’s just unapologetically transparent.

“And I love you too babe” you say “and I always will no matter how shit you are at pacman” you get a laugh from him as he playfully punches you in the arm.

As you are about to leave the building, Kuroo’s eyes stumble across a claw machine one that must be new (since you’ve used every piece of machinery in this place.) Before you can stop him, he rushes over to it slotting in *insert currency in here*

“you know these games are rigged right?” you say humoured by your boyfriends concetration

“Don’t worry babe, I’m definitely getting you something” he says sticking his tounge out slightly in focus “choose a teddy bear”

“well I think you should go with the obvious choice” you say

It’s been 30 minutes now and you are TIRED at first it was cute seeing your boyfriends dedication but your feet ache and you’re ready to go home. You cautiously approach your boyfriend not trying to break his focus “Tetsu, don’t you think it’s time we-”

“I’m not leaving this booth, until I win that stupid stuffed animal you want…” he says

“But what abo-”

“and no I don’t care how much money it takes” he finishes

You go sit back down still humoured by your boyfriend, telling yourself that if he doesn’t finish in 5 minutes you’re dragging him home with or without that ‘stupid teddy.’

5 minutes has now passed and before you could get to your boyfriend, Kuroo comes running towards you with a dishevelled looking black cat teddy in his hands, just the one you wanted.

“Aww you did it Tetsu” you exclaim kissing him on the cheek

“I told you I would” he responds smugly

You finally left the arcade, now back in your own apartment ready to go to bed with you black cat teddy (which you obviously just had to call Tetsu) in your hand.

Before sleeping, you decide to text Kuroo one more thing

Y/N: Btw it is now 57-55 take the L babess <3

Kuroo: shushhhhh I’ll win the next one

You fall asleep dreaming of plans to top todays perfect date.

Iwaizumi

You and Iwaizumi had recently met through mutual friends and have been talking for a while and are now going on your first date.

You decided to make it at the amusement park nearby

But to your luck, the date couldn’t get any worse then it already did.

The problems started, when you went on your first ride and as you are just a thrill seeker and a tad bit over excited when going on a really fast part you throw your hands up in the air definitely not expecting Iwaizumi’s face to be there. Luckily for you, it was the end of the ride so you can quickly tend to the immediate nose bleed you gave him from you powerful hit.

You were distraught to say the lease you didn’t meant to hurt him at all, but he assured you that he was okay and accidents happen all was forgiven and forgotten.

After getting his bleeding to stop, you both agree upon sitting down and possibly getting some food before progressing onwards. Conversation between you both flowed easily making you thankful that things didn’t get awkward after your accident.

But you spoke to soon, as when reached for a napkin you knocked his drink making it spill all over his crotch freezing you in place. ‘Not again’ you think as you quickly grab the napkins that you were initially aiming for to clean the drink up…before you realise where you spilled the drink making you drop the napkin and revert back to your seat. Before you could apologise again Iwaizumi hushed you making sure you knew he wasn’t mad or anything.

All was kind of forgotten (not fully since Iwaizumi still got odd stares from some people as it did look like he wet himself) but he didn’t seem to care, easing you’re worries.

The rest of the date did seem to go fine, you too both enjoying the rest of the rides and having no hiccups or injuries at all whilst having fun. However when Iwaizumi went to the toilet, you still did want to make it up to Iwaizumi so before you part ways you spotted a booth that sold stuff animals and you were determined to win one for him.

It was a simple, hit three bottles win a small prize hit six botlles win a medium prize and hit all nine bottles and win and ultimate big prize and you’re definitely winning the big one you think.

It was harder then you thought, you only had 9 balls to throw so you had to get a perfect shot each time and you just couldn’t seem to do it. The booth owner asks you if you want to take a break on your 20th go but you respond with “i’m not leaving this booth until I win this stupid stuff animal that he wants and I don’t care how much money it takes”

Shocked from your sudden outburst it seems the booth owner let you win out of fear, which didn’t bother you at all since all you wanted was the big ultimate godzilla prize to hand to your new boyfriend after completely fucking up the date. As you’re being handed your gianourmas toy you turn and see Iwaizumi fresh from the toilet staring at you in confusion.

You hand him the stuffed animal shyly which he gladly accepts, secretly blushing at the kind gesture and at your good memory in remembering that Godzilla was his favourite thing of all time.

At the end of the date he kisses you softly and tells him to call him Hajime instead of Iwaizumi to which you gladly do. You go on many more dates after this and you do injure yourself and him more but that’s one of the many things Hajime ends up loving about you.

AN: I definitely need sleep, I hope you enjoy this since pure fluff is definitely not my thing at all but i enjoyed writing Kuroo’s scenario since Iwaizumi’s to me felt a little off ( espeically since i realised I used NO DIALOUGE ) but that’s what happens when you’re running low on sleep kids ://

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x reader comfort #haikyuu fluff #kuroo x reader #kuroo imagine #kuroo tetsuro x reader #haikyu kuroo #kuroo scenarios #kuroo headcanons #haikyu scenarios #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi scenarios #iwaizumi fluff #iwaizumi headcanons #submission #signedwithane😌

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heycallmeladytypewriter · 4 years ago

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The Call of A Siren - Chap. 5

Chapter One / Two / Three / Four

A/N: I’d like to thank seenalready for agreeing to be my beta! It’s been a huge help. Also, thank you to those who not only took the time to read but to favorite, follow, review, or leave me a message on this story!

I don’t own My Hero Academia. I only own my own characters and the story I create within Horikoshi’s masterpiece of a world I’d love to live in.

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“So how’s school going, Cordelia?” Her father asked while passing her the mashed potatoes. She smiled as she plopped some on her plate. “It’s going fine. Just some normal start of the year stuff.”

Her mother was cutting her baby brother’s food into small pieces across from her. “Make any new friends? You didn’t have any last year.” Delia ignored that small barb. Her mother was Miss Popularity when she was in school - something she was reminded of constantly in these small sweet ways.

“Yes, mom. No official friends yet but definitely some classmates I seem to get along with fine.”

“Give her time, Amaya. She’ll make friends but make sure not to forget to focus on your studies. Bells always get top marks in school. Right, Cordelia?” Her father is ever the peacemaker between them but always manages to slip in his opinion in the same sentence. She hoped neither of them noticed how tense she became, because despite going ahead with her plan of secretly attending U.A she still hated lying. She was good at it but hated it. She distracted herself and took herself out of the conversation by wiping the gravy off of Henry’s mouth who just painted more on with every uncoordinated bite.

Later in her room, she made sure all her U.A stuff was hidden because her parents, especially her mother, who didn’t believe her children were entitled to privacy. She would deny it until she was blue in the face even when Delia confronted her with obvious evidence. Delia would find some things moved or pockets left unzipped that were closed when she left for school or a run so now she just made sure anything she didn’t want discovered to be hidden. She had hiding places in between her mattress and bed frame, one in a loose floorboard by her dresser, a notebook taped behind her desk, in her suitcase in the back of her closet, and it goes on. Her mom wasn’t too creative in looking but Delia didn’t want to take any chances. She changed into pink leggings and an old Mayday Parade t-shirt and went for her usual run to the beach.

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Shake it out, shake it out

Shake it out, shake it out, ooh whoa

And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back

So shake him off, oh whoa

'Cause I am done with my graceless heart

So tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart

'Cause I like to keep my issues strong

It's always darkest before the dawn

Delia laid on her back in the grass to catch her breath as she ran an extra mile on the sand today before running back. Once again, she was grateful to have a park like this near home to gather herself before returning home.

She had her eyes closed as she listened to Florence and the Machine but opened them when a shadow came over her. Angry Boy stood over her and his mouth was moving but because of how loud her headphones were she couldn’t hear what he was saying. She rolled her eyes and closed them again as she felt no need to listen to his rant during her peaceful time.

Her left earbud was roughly yanked out of her ear. “I was talking to you, dumbass!”

She rubbed her ear and glared up at him. “So? Since when do I have to listen to you?”

“Move out of my spot.”

“Uh, yeah no.”

“Move before I make you.”

“Try it, Big Tits.” She raised her eyebrow at him in challenge because she knew damn well he couldn’t use his Quirk here without getting in trouble. It was far more noticeable than hers which she would definitely use if he tried to physically move her. Knowing this, he growled and stomped over to his workout bag a few feet over. He picked it up and then threw it on the ground practically on top of her legs. “Fine, brat. If you won’t move, I’m working out right here still.”

Delia was going to push it further, but her watch beeped signaling she should start heading back home. “Saved by the bell, jerk.” Pushing herself up onto her feet, she kicked his bag off her leg and brushed off some grass on her shorts.

“Yeah, fucking sure brat. I’m saved.” Delia rolled her eyes and walked away a few steps before stopping and turning back towards him, unable to help herself from asking.

“Why did you do that?”

He was already doing sit-ups in the spot she had just vacated. “Because you were in my spot, idiot.”

“No. Not that. Battle training.” Bakugo slowed to a stop for a moment and then continued like she hadn’t said anything.

She tried again. “Was it worth it?”

No answer again but he picked up the pace on his sit-ups. Delia hummed, “Thought so.” She went to turn away when he finally spoke up, “I kicked that weakling’s ass. Its always worth it to put Deku in his fucking place.” He wouldn’t make eye contact with her. Delia pursed her lips and turned away finally. Before she went out of hearing distance she said one last thing, “You didn’t put him in his place. It seems more like you were shown yours. It wasn’t as high as you thought it was, was it?”

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As she jogged back home on the trail, she could feel those red eyes trying to burn a hole in her back.

As she walked up the hill to U.A, she was fiddling with her stupid tie when she heard a lot of voices. Looking up from what she was doing, Delia saw a mini army of reporters covering the entrance of the school.

“Oh, crap!” Delia started to panic as she realized she had to go through them to get inside. She grabbed some sunglasses from her bag and took her hair out of her usual braid and tried to cover her face. They were jumping on students as soon as they got close, but Delia wasn’t having that.

“Hey, kid!” Someone put their hand on her shoulder. Nope nope nope! Shaking them off, she passed Uraraka and Iida getting questioned and walked even faster. A few other reporters tried to get her attention, but she was not risking getting caught on her second week of school by her mother seeing her on the morning news.

Mr. Aizawa was in the front of all the reporters to stand guard and crossed his arms as a particularly aggressive woman demanded All Might. Delia was safe now on school grounds but didn’t dare to take her glasses off or fix her hair until she was in the building. Out of curiosity, she peeked through her hair to see Mr. Aizawa finally walking away and an aggressive reporter took a step too far only for these giant alarms to start throwing up walls all around the school. Ha, serves you right, Delia thought a bit smugly.

She finally fixed her hair into a braid when their homeroom teacher walked in and called them to attention. He ruffled some papers and then addressed the class on their performances from last week’s combat training with All Might. “Decent work on last week’s combat training, you guys. Due to technical difficulties, I wasn’t able to review the video feeds until yesterday. I went over every team's results. Bakugo. You’re talented. So don’t sulk like a child about your loss, okay?” Delia fought to keep her face straight as she was seated in front where Mr. Aizawa could easily reprimand her if she didn’t. “ And Midoriya. I see the only way you won the match was by messing up your arm again. Work harder. And don’t give me that excuse that you don’t have control because it’s already getting old.”

He called out a few other students with some advice before she heard, “Bell. I see you have the ability to think and react quickly as shown in your battle, but you have a long way to go with understanding your Quirk. That is basic and essential. You need to work on that as of last week.”

She nodded, “Yes, sir.”

When he finished, Mr. Aizawa switched gears to something a little more mundane. “You all need to pick a class representative.”

Kirishima stood up with his hands in the air, “Pick me, guys! I wanna be class rep!”

Kaminari raised his hand, “I’ll take it.” Jiro followed suit with her hand up as well, “Yeah, you’re gonna need me.” Ashido and Aoyama threw their hats in the ring too. Bakugo even started yelling behind her to be elected. Delia, despite knowing what a big deal it would be, just sunk further in her seat wanting no part of it.

“Silence, everyone, please!” Iida grabbed everyone’s attention to tell them the responsibilities of class rep when she decided who better for this job than Mr. Responsibility and Lecture himself? She was sure he’d thrive at the job as he already organized how they would choose and simultaneously advocated for himself.

She snorted when Aizawa basically told them to figure it out before his nap was over and curled up in his weird yellow sleeping bag on the floor. Despite how strict he was, Delia loved how weird their teacher was.

After everyone handed Iida their small pieces of paper with their vote written, he quickly and very neatly wrote the results with his shoulders slumping along the way.

Izuku Midoriya - 3

Momo Yaoyorozu - 2

Well, that was unexpected and immediately questioned by even Midoriya himself. Who exclaimed, “How did I get three votes?”

She turned in her seat when Angry boy slammed his hands on his desk, “Okay, you idiots, who voted for him?” Delia raised her eyebrow at him, “You mean instead of you?”

“What, did you honestly think anyone was gonna vote for you?” Sero said. She barked out a laugh at that and put her hand up in a high five. Sero returned the gesture while Bakugo fumed even more.

“What did you idiots say?!”

“Hey, Bell!” Delia’s head snapped up from her tray and saw Uraraka waving at her from a table. “Come and sit with us!”

“Thanks, guys. What’s up?” She greeted as she sat down next to Midoriya.

“Hi, Bell. We were just talking about how Midoriya would be a great class rep. His courage and quick thinking will help make him a worthy leader. Not to mention the strength you’ve demonstrated. Those are the reasons I voted for you, at least.” Iida explained before taking the next bite of his lunch.

She nodded. “Oh, for sure. You’ll be great.”

Uraraka looked puzzled. “Iida, didn’t you want to be rep really badly? I mean you look the part cause of the glasses!”

“ Well, that's not exactly how you should base things.” Delia jokes, pointing her fork at the small brunette. She just shrugged in response and grabbed another ball of white rice.

“Wanting a job and being suited to it are quite different things. Observing the Iida family’s hero agency has taught me that much.”

“Right there. That’s why I voted for you.” Delia pointed her pork at him before shoving the deliciousness in her mouth. Ugh, I’d go to this school for the food alone.

Iida had his mouth open as he stared at her, “You were my one vote?”

She smiled at him, “Well, yeah! You seem perfect for the job to me based on everything I’ve seen so far.” Her eyes widened when she remembered who she was sitting next to and waved her hands at the boy, “No offense, Midoriya! You’ll be great at it as I said.” He waved her off before turning his attention back to Iida.

Taking a few more bites, she heard her phone chirp in her pocket. She pulled it out to see that her mother had texted her.

Mom: Cordelia, we are having dinner with Josephine this Friday at 7. Make arrangements to pick up Henry from the babysitter’s house. I’ll write the address on the fridge.

She rolled her eyes but sent back a quick ‘okay’ that she will pick him up. Whenever her sister was free, they ran to her side to devote all attention to their favorite child. It probably helped that their favorite child encouraged it every chance she got which irritated Delia to no end.

Brrrrrrriiiiiinnnnggggggg.

She was pulled out of her thoughts as the bell went off abruptly.

“Warning. Level Three security breach. All students please evacuate the building in an orderly fashion.”

Orderly fashion, my ass! Everyone was soon swept into a massive mob of pushing and shoving which Delia did not care for.

“Ow! Goddamn watch those elbows dude!” She held her side and then was shoved against the window next to Iida. “Oh seriously! Iida look out the window!”

“Who would dare try and - it's the press that was outside!” He immediately tried to yell to everyone which proved useless. She heard Kaminari and Kirishima trying to calm the herd as well, but that wasn’t working either. “Iida we have to tell everyone that it’s just the stupid media!” Delia yelled to him as her face was smushed up against the glass.

“I have an idea, Bell. I need Uraraka! Will you be okay?”

“Go and stop this, and then I’ll be fine!” She used her free hand and helped shove him forward to their poor classmate who was getting dragged away by the frenzy. Her braid was then yanked which caused her to smack her forehead against the glass again. Freaking jesus! Calm the fuck down people! C’mon Iida!

She managed to get her head up in time to see Iida flip thirty times in the air then smack into the wall above the exit sign. Ouch.

“Listen up, everything is okay!” With that, everyone stopped pushing and looked up at the guy balancing on an exit sign. “It’s just the media outside. There’s absolutely nothing to worry about. Everything’s fine! We’re UA students. We need to remain calm and prove that we’re the best of the best.”

Within the next half hour, the police pushed back the reporters and the teachers came inside to corral them back to class. Delia clapped a hand on Iida’s back who blushed a bit when she said, “That’s why I voted for you.”

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In a strange turn of events, Midoriya had stepped down as their elected class rep and nominated Iida in his place. Something that made Delia grin when he walked up to the podium with barely concealed pride and immediately went into his responsibilities. She especially liked that he sent a nod her way with a small smile before strutting back to his seat.

“Now that’s out of the way.” Aizawa rose from the corner where he was attempting a short nap and slipped out of his sleeping bag. “We can head to the training room for Combat class. Everyone change into your gym clothes and meet me in ten minutes.”

A few minutes later, Delia sat on the floor next to Jiro and Tsu stretching. Aizawa was already setting up a row of punching bags while they waited for the rest of the class to trickle in from the locker rooms.

“Yo, whassup girls?” Jiro, Tsu, and Delia turned to see Kirishima and Kaminari heading over to them on the mat. They plopped down next to them. “Hey, guys. Ready for training?” Delia asked as she turned to Jiro with hands outstretched. Jiro caught on to what she wanted and had her feet meet hers and grabbed onto one another's arms then pulled back to stretch Delia’s back.

“Oh, we’re ready. So pumped to finally get into real hero stuff!” Kirishima pumped his fist in the air with excitement.

“It’s a bummer that it’s a non-quirk class though. I was feeling extra juiced today!”

“This is even more manly in a way, Kaminari! Real combat without quirks can be a whole ‘nother level of seeing what you’re made of!” He said to the blonde who shrugged in response.

Delia slowly pulled back to stretch Jiro and laughed at the boys, “I agree. You don’t need a quirk to punch someone in the face which can be just as great as electrocuting them.”

The class was finally assembled and facing their teacher who stood over them with a small tablet in hand. “Alright, class. As you know this is our Non-Quirk Combat Class which is self-explanatory so if you weren’t aware of that already you shouldn’t be in my class anymore. Now, we are going to start with basics to see where everyone stands before we up the ante. Grab a spot in front of a bag, and we will be doing basic 1-2 punches until I say stop.” Aizawa quickly demonstrated what he meant with the correct form and then shooed them towards the bags he had set up earlier.

Delia grabbed a bag in between Midoriya and Todoroki who was already hitting the bag with perfect form. Seems like he’s done this before. She curled her hands as Aizawa showed them and hit the bag. Huh. She side-eyed Todoroki before trying again. It felt awkward at first but once she found a rhythm...Man this feels great! Her knuckles were beginning to hurt as she hit as hard as she could but she sort of liked it. The past week and a half had been stressing her out and running was usually her only outlet, but she was finding this was a great way as well.

“Midoriya, turn your back foot a bit more. Good.” She heard her teacher making the rounds as the class hit the bags non-stop. “Good, Bell and Todoroki. Keep it up.” Delia practically glowed and hit the bag with even more energy than before.

Through the first half of the class, they were shown punches, kicks, and then some fighting moves when they were joined by Ectoplasm. He demonstrated some defensive and offensive maneuvers before the class was split into partners to practice for the remainder of class.

Delia was paired with Kaminari which was fine as she had nothing against the good-natured albeit immature guy, but the moves involved getting physical with your partner. She had played twister as a kid but not for some time and never held hands with a guy much less threw her whole body at them. Oh my god, you prude. Get over it. She chided herself.

Kaminari gave a confidant smile and squared up to her, “Don’t worry, cutie. I’ll take it easy on ya.”

Delia raised an eyebrow at him, “You’ll take it easy on me? How kind of you.” Okay, nerves have left the building and have been replaced by a mini super pro feminist ready to hand him his ass.

Their teachers had them go through the motions one step at a time collectively as a class before they were given the go ahead to let loose. As soon as Ectoplasm gave the green light, Delia felt a bit more solid with her moves and was ready to try in real time especially since Kaminari hadn’t lost his smirk. “Ready, babe?”

“Let’s go, Sparky.” Ectoplasm hit a buzzer and Kaminari swung at her almost immediately, but she grabbed his wrist and pulled towards her. Before he could react, she used the momentum of pulling him to knee him in the stomach (reminding herself to not use full strength as this was training). While he was coughing, she swept her leg under his causing him to fall on his back.

“Did I take it easy enough? Cutie?” Delia stood over him grinning. Kaminari held a hand on his stomach and grimaced. “Okay, point taken.”

Delia huffed a laugh and held her hand out to him which he grabbed tentatively like she was going to hit him again. Pulling the blonde up, she felt someone’s eyes on her. Bakugo was standing coolly across the room with his hands in his pockets while Sero got himself off the ground. He looked away when he saw her looking back at him. Hmm.

Bakugo:

He would never admit it, but he was impressed on how quickly the brat took down the blonde idiot. However, he also would never admit that he was watching her in the first place as his eyes slid over to her laughing with her partner as she helped him off the ground. Katsuki chalked it up to pure convenience of sight as he had laid out the guy he was fighting in about five seconds, and she was in his direct line of vision. Since the park, what she had said unsettled him. Katsuki couldn’t get it out of his head and hated that she got under his skin and then walked the fuck away with the last word.

As if she could sense him, the brat turned towards him curiously. Shit.

Katsuki looked back down at his partner who was now getting off the floor and rolled his eyes. Tch. I didn’t hit him that hard. Fucking wimp.

“Hit the lockers. You’re done today.” Aizawa announced. Ectoplasm had left already. “Remember to make sure you do the assigned reading and grab the extra worksheets on my desk before leaving for home. We are skipping Ethics tomorrow for a longer class activity.”

A longer Quirk Training Combat Class, he meant. His eyes flitted to stupid Deku who was flapping his arms at some round face girl and then over to the brat who was walking back to the girls locker room. He was ready for his next combat class despite what the annoying girl said. He was going to be number one and damn anyone who got in his way of that.

He pushed the locker room door hard enough that the purple dumbass who was walking before him flew forward across the room but Katsuki was too in his head to bother looking where he landed. He kept seeing those stupid blue eyes looking at him, judging and unimpressed. He shook his head as if to shake the image out of his head. I don’t need anyone's damn approval.

#bakugo katsuki #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugo fic #bakugou x oc #bnha fanfiction #mha fanfiction #mha smut #class 1-a x reader #tcoas #mha x oc

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bookdorp · 3 years ago

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Getting back into reading!!!!

For about two years now reading has been hard for me. Even though for most of my life, ever since I learned to read as a kid, I have devoured book after book after book, usually several per month. But for some reason for the past two years I could bearely get through one book every two months.

But two months ago I finally got my reading fire back. Huzzaah! And the book that got me fired up again was (to my utmust and complete surprise and even a little frustration and dissapointment) A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. One of my best friends was doing a re-read and ofcourse the re-read bug bit me too.

When I read this book for the first time 4 years ago, I read it like a masterpiece and loved it so much that I immediatly ordered the second; A Court of Mist and Fury. Which at the time also felt like a masterpiece to me. The second time I read these books was right before the third came out; A court of Wings and Ruin, a book I’d been waiting for and marked in my dairy and even pre-ordered.

So the second time I read ACOTAR, I was slightly dissapointed because I no longer got the rush from it like I did the first time I read it. And to my memory it felt bland next to how I remembered how ACOMAF made me feel, which read like a train the second time I read it, even though I started noticing some small things that bothered me. So eventually I got to the third book; A Court of Wings and Ruin. Which was definitly disapointing to me, even reading it for the first time. I was expecting to love it.

Now, we are a few years later and I’ve just read ACOTAR and ACOMAF all over again. And I’m grateul to these books for getting me into reading again. And to my surprise, this time I preferred ACOTAR over ACOMAF. (MINDBLOWN!)

I no longer think this series is a masterpiece (anything but) but it’s an easy read, you don’t need to think too hard, the writing is pretty simple and sometimes even pretty. The plot is never complicated and, honestly, I do love myself some good smut.

ACOTAR

So ACOTAR Round 3: I really liked it best this time. Especially because the plot is so much smoother than ACOMAF and ACOWAR, and most important, it’s THERE, it’s visible, it’s noticable. Every little thing the characters do, especially Lucien and Tamlin, make sense at some point. Things just click once you get to Under The Mountain. And I love that in books! Books that leave hints for you to pick up on (or not), so nothing seems like its a sudden *gasp* suprise! I mean, plot twists are fantastic, but only if they’re executed well. When you feel something coming or you pick up the bread-crumbs left througout the story, and even though you don’t know how to put them together yet, you know they mean something and it will make sense in the end. And ACOTAR gave me this! It all made sense in the end:

-The mention of Tamlin’s heart of stone several times

- The vague mentions of a plague or blight on the land

- Lucien and Tamlin purposely letting her spy and figure things out on her own

You know, those little things, that all become more logical at the end. I really appreciate that in a book.

The Love story between Tamlin and Feyre was also nice. It’s wasn’t great but it wasn’t bad either. I’m still not sure if Tamlin truly loves her but I do believe he cares about her a lot in this book. After all, he is being nice to her on purpose and that purpose is to save his people and ending a curse. So does he love Feyre or does he love what she could represent for the future of his people? But I am convinced he cares about her lot, otherwise he wouldn’t have send her away before UTM to save her and so condemn his own people. So maybe there was some love in the end.

The ending itself was great. I loved that Feyre ended up solving the riddel, I only thought the riddle was a little obvious? I mean, I figured it out before Feyre did (even at the first read), but being good or bad at riddles isn’t something I can judge a person for. I think it was amazing Feyre died before being Made Fae, even if, secretely, I would have loved for her to have stayed human. That would have been an interesting story too.

There were definitly consequences for the main characters to work through at the end of the book. Something I looked forward too in book 2. And each character has their good parts and bad parts and the writing accepts that and doesn’t apolagize for it. No one loves perfect characters (looking at you ACOMAF Rhys and Feyre!).

So I finished ACOTAR with a happy feeling.

ACOMAF

On to ACOMAF, knowing that I loved it in Round 1, was dissapointed in Round 2. And in Round 3 I found myself somewhere in between love and disapointment.

Things I loved (because you always start with the positive:

- The slowburn romance building. Was it eye-rolling at times? Definitly. it’s not my favorite romance couple of all books (Phèdre and Jocelin from Kushiel’s Dart *chef’s kiss*) but I liked how it build slowly and how both of them were given the time to get to know eachother.

- The Inner Circle. Always nice to welcome new characters into a story. I love their love and friendship, their banter in amusing, and I’m a sucker for found family.

- Learning more about Prythian. We go to so many more places then in ACOTAR. In ACOTAR we only got the human realm, Tamlin’s Mansion and Under The Mountain. In ACOMAF we get Spring Court, Human Realm, Night Court, Velaris, The Prison, Weaver’s Hut, Illyrian places, and (most importantly!) Adriata. So many Courts out there and we are now on Court 3! So much more to explore!

- Lucien. I just really like his character. He’s both a good guy and a bad one. He tries. He wants to be loyal to his only friend, support him and help him, and that is so admirable, but at the cost of Feyre. Which is bad. He is just so conflicted. The right thing to do is not so easy from his point of view. For Feyre it’s easy: yes, he should just help her and stand up for her. But from his own point of view he sees a Court, his Court, that has been devastated for 50 years, his friend comes back broken and in pieces, and in the end he’s only known Feyre for 6 months or so? I understand him chosing the Spring Court and Tamlin before anything else. Even if it’s terrible for Feyre. And it does makes him something of a coward. But he tries to the best of his abilities, even if it’s not enough. I love the duality of Lucien. This is what makes a character interesting: the good AND the bad. Because he did, UTM, help Feyre as much as Rhys did. He healed her, warned her during the Myddengard Wyrm thing. He tried. But he’s not al all powerful High Lord who has somewhat gained the trust of Amarantha.

And in ACOMAF he still tries though it’s obvious he’s chosen Tamlin. He’s allowed to do that, even if it makes him an awefull friend towards Feyre. It doesn’t make him a terrible villain monster.

The only thing agree with does make him the worst, is him trying to force Feyre to go back with him in the woods. And yet he did that for Tamlin. All of it, all of what he does, is (in his mind) in the name of friendship and protecting his Court. The goal is good, the means are wrong.

Anyway I like Lucien, even if we didn’t get much of him in ACOMAF.

The things I was dissapointed in (because hate is too strong a word):

- The drama of everything. Everyone gets a sob story, a horrible painful sobstory, because that’s the only way to know if you can like and trust someone I guess? Rhys’s father, mother and sister are murdered, Mor was tortured and brutalized by her own family, Cassian is a bastard that had to fend for himself nearly to starvation, Azriel is a bastard brutalized by his borthers and ignored by his family, and Feyre fits right in I guess. I know it’s fantasy, but please, does no one get a happy childhood in this book? I’d like to include Amren but we really don’t know much about her at this point and we don’t learn much more either.

- Taking away Rhys’s bad boy points??? It made him as interesting as Lucien in my book, the bad he’s done. Why does everything that he did Under The Mountain have to because a ‘Mask’ now. What made him so interesting was because he did all those things thinking he maybe liked them. Now we need to find out he was suffering all along and didn’t want to do it. He just had to to protect his people. I mean, make some things a ‘Mask’ but maybe leave us some bad things because he enjoys them?

- Which leads me to the third things that I disliked: the constant comparison to Tamlin. Suddely, all the good things about Tamlin in ACOTAR disapeared, and Tamlin becomes monster villain number 1 with no good qualities whatsoever. I totally agreed with Feyre staying away from Tamlin for awhile, but to just never go back again? Once she felt like she was strong enough to talk to him, she should have. Was Tamlin in the wrong with how he treated Feyre, YES ABSOLUTELY. But she could have gone back, with Rhys and the Innder Circle for back-up, and sat down with him to talk to him about it. I wish an attempt was made. But I think we all know that Sarah just needed us to hate Tamlin to make Rhys look more perfect. Feyre shouldn’t go back to Tamlin, after Under The Mountain, they’rr not good for eachother. But Tamlin doesn’t know Rhys is secretly a good guy. Feyre got to know him but no one else in Prythian knows Rhys is just pretending. So it’s incredibly ridiculous to assume that Tamlin knows Rhys is good? Rhys behaved like a villain in public on purpose and it worked. And now they are surprised eveyron thinks Rhys is a villain? Of course Tamlin and Lucien believe Feyre is being controlled or manipulated. It’s why I can understand why they want to force her to come back. they truly don’t know any better.

COMMUNICATION IS KEY. Feyre complains how Tamlin never asked her how she felt or how he never wanted to talk abou what happened UTM, but she never asked him either. So this shit goes both ways. I feel for Tamlin and I feel for her. They BOTH couldn’t talk about it but everything gets blamed on Tamlin because his behaviour is more outrageous. She should have gone back (WITH BACK-UP) and talked to him. Would have prevented the weird ending

- And that leads me to the ending. Did anyone really think it would be that simple? Just sneak in and out and that’s that? Like. I love clues in books, but this really screamed TRAP AHEAD *Leliane voice is DA Origins*. Also, Rhys is supposed to be the most powerful High Lord ever, but he’s really easy to subdue and trick. I mean, the King of Hybern is supposedly a warlord of masterful cunning....

And the fact they left Amren in Velaris. Everyone seems to agree she’s even more powerful than Rhys. They should have left Mor and Cassian in Velaris and taken Amren and the King of Hybern would have died then and there. Making stupid decisions to further the plot is not fun to read. Write better! But then again, ACOMAF was never really about the plot so if you read this book accepting it’s all about romance building and some smut, it’ll be easier. It’s what I did :P

And some minor annoyances:

- I feel liked everyone’s going to find love in these books. Because being single is BAD I guess. It’s too convenient.

- I would have loved for one weaker character to be in the Inner Circle. Not everyone can be overpowered. Where are my bookworms that make plans and don’t have flashy powers that can make mountains tremble when they orgasm?

- Velaris was too modern? I miss a more fae place? Less with bars and dancings and stores selling lacey underwear? Feyre in leggings and an over-sized sweater annoyed me. Seriously.

And that’s that.

I’m so happy to be reading again! And writing about reading ><

Next is A Court of Wings and Ruin.

#A Court of Thorns and Roses #ACOTAR #A Court of Mist and Fury #ACOMAF #Feyre #Rhys #Tamlin #Lucien #Amren #Morrigan #Cassian #Azriel

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theeeveetamer · 5 years ago

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Imagine: A/B/O Slumber Parties?

I fucking LOVE the concept of Omegas bonding, getting along, comforting each other, building communities, etc in ABO universes. SO!

I know they all live in the dorms so sleepovers are unnecessary, but picture it. One of the Omegas (probably Dorothea) gets the amazing idea that all of the Omegas in the Officer’s Academy should gather up in one room and spend the night together. It has to be all of the houses though, because just having her and Bernie doing this wouldn’t be very much fun at all.

Ashe, Mercedes, and Ingrid hop on board pretty quickly, as do most of the Golden Deer kids. Dimitri reluctantly agrees once he realizes everyone else is doing it. Felix though... Felix is not about to do this shit. Uh uh. Nope. Over his dead body. Everyone spends the better part of a week trying to convince him to just go already and to stop being difficult, but he refuses. It ends with Ingrid dragging him out of his room because we’re all going to bond, damn it! But once he’s there he doesn’t try escaping (because he secretly wanted to go this whole time, he just didn’t want to admit it because he’s a tsun nerd)

And it’s pretty cramped because there’s like nine of them all crammed into a tiny dorm room but it’s just? So warm and cozy and safe? They all fall asleep on the floor, squished together in a mess of blankets and pillows.

They only really encounter two problems: Sylvain tries sneaking up to their floor so he can spy (they send Felix out to “deal with his boyfriend” despite Felix’s insistence that they aren’t boyfriends. Either way he goes out there and sucker-punches Sylvain for being a creep. He comes back all blushing and tsun about it and everyone proceeds to tease him for secretly liking Sylvain for the rest of the night).

And Dedue won’t stop standing right outside of the door because Dimitri is inside and he’s worried about leaving him alone for too long (but he also tries not to intrude because Dimitri seems to be having fun and he also doesn’t want to ruin that). Dimitri is eventually forced to go out into the hall and explain to Dedue that he literally lives like two rooms away and if he needs help he’ll just yell. It’s actually a rather tender conversation, in contrast with the yelling from Sylvain and Felix, where Dedue simply expresses his concern for Dimitri’s safety and Dimitri repeatedly assures him that he’s fine. Everyone teases him about liking Dedue after that, too.)

#Omegaverse #A/B/O #sylvix #dimidue #headcanon #fe: 3h #omega bonding #3H Omegaverse

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namjin-workshop · 6 years ago

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Fanfic Idea: 2/?

You know what AU I weirdly want?

A Mulan-style ABO AU, probably set in whatever period Hwarang is or something like that (I know nothing of Korean history oops but I like period-piece type stuff).

I’m just gonna babble under the cut about all the shit I’ve been thinking about for this ever since rewatching Mulan for fun like a week ago.

Obviously like the movie, there’s some big threat to the kingdom so every family is forced to send at least one Alpha or Beta to fight for the war in the name of the King.

Omegas aren’t permitted (punishable by death) to join, mostly for the belief that they’re weaker or too delicate. There’s also the fear that one will go into Heat and cause distraction, or worse, send the entire army into a fight to claim the Omega as their mate.

Of course in proper Mulan style, Seokjin is an Omega who pretends to be an Alpha/Beta to take his injured/aging father’s place in secret. He’s taller than average, with wide shoulders and can talk a big game if he has to. It’s made people question his status before and should be easy, right? All he needs is some kind of medicine to suppress his heats. That’s where Hoseok comes in.

Healers and a few rare attendants are the only Omegas allowed in the army encampment/training grounds. The area for the medics (both Beta and Omega), is kept farther out and sectioned off, and the Omega healers are considered celibate, not allowed to mate, and are never allowed outside their area unless summoned for work. They must also take special herbal mixtures to suppress their heats and block their scents so as not to cause trouble when tending to wounded soldiers.

Jung Hoseok is a well-known and much loved young healer and when Seokjin sneaks out, taking his father’s armor and the sealed scroll of his family, Hoseok accidentally finds him on the edge of camp. He easily smells that Seokjin is a fellow Omega but, upon hearing Seokjin’s story, agrees to help and secretly provides him with the suppressant elixirs designed for Omegas (instead of the standard rut suppressant given to most of the soldiers). Hoseok doesn’t want to be confined to his role in life either and has been trying to work out and train himself to fight despite not knowing where to really start. He becomes a tutor of sorts to try to keep Seokjin’s real status a secret as Seokjin awkwardly struggles with training. Helping one another, Seokjin teaches Hoseok what he learns in training and techniques with weapons, while Hoseok helps Seokjin train his body not to be so clumsy and how to work with his own physical advantages and disadvantages.

While trying to find time to prepare the medics for a war and training with Seokjin by moonlight, Hoseok somehow meets a smaller than average and rather reserved Alpha, Min Yoongi, who winds up in his medical tent after getting into one too many fights. Though Yoongi initially seems cold and easy to anger, Hoseok starts to realize that the bruises and scrapes he has are from being picked on for his size and fighting to protect the other members in his squadron. Yoongi sticks to his morals and believes that Omegas shouldn’t be treated any different from anyone else and hates that Alphas are expected to be or act in a specific way. Fraternization is strictly not allowed within the army, but the more they hang out together the more Yoongi and Hoseok start to have to hide their budding feelings for one another.

Meanwhile Jimin is the Omega attendant to the General of the troops and treated as more of a glorified secretary than the capable man he is. An old friend of Hoseok’s, he too wants to learn to fight and defend himself because more than anything he wishes to join the fight to protect someone special. He’s been madly in love with one of the Beta recruits, a young man named Taehyung, since they were both children, and followed him into the war to try and keep him safe.If that meant using his family’s and Hoseok’s connections to become an attendant, so be it. They would never train him to fight, but Jimin is clever and sneaky and begins to pick up info on strategies, techniques, and military intel while working beside the General. He also takes any chance he can get to sneak into the barracks and tents to visit Taehyung and a new, very young recruit that Taehyung has taken an interest in named Jungkook.

Jungkook had only just presented as an Alpha before being forced to join the army as no other Alpha/Beta member of his family was able-bodied enough. Naive and scared, he starts clinging to people like Yoongi and Taehyung and eventually meets Seokjin, Hoseok, and Jimin as well. With their help and attention, he begins to come out of his shell, showing more promise than even some of the more experienced recruits. But as the training gets harder and a real battle looms suddenly on the horizon, Jungkook is scared to realize he’s started to have feelings for not just Taehyung but Jimin as well, even though he unintentionally overhead them talking about becoming mates once the war had ended.

Caught amidst the blooming friendships and constant secrets is the newly appointed Captain and trainer for all the fresh recruits: Kim Namjoon. Intelligent, brave, and a brilliant leader. But he’s young, desperate to prove himself, clumsy with his people skills, and still untested in the field of battle. He has a very limited amount of time to get his gaggle of brand new trainees battle-ready. It’s only made more complicated when he starts to have feelings for a loud, awkward, and unusually beautiful new recruit - one he’s never heard of despite coming from a well-known and high-status family. As Seokjin slowly starts to prove himself capable in unexpected ways (like his skills in survival, cooking, and an analytical mind), Namjoon isn’t sure how to deal with the fact that he’s falling for a man he believes to be another Alpha even as the General is breathing down his neck about tradition, status, and the war itself.

When they’re all unexpectedly forced into battle as back-up to the main fleet of soldiers, the ingenuity and skills of Hoseok, Jimin, and Seokjin end up saving the day against the odds (and the rules). But Seokjin gets badly injured saving Namjoon’s life during the fight, so everyone is willing to overlook that a medic and attendant Omega got caught up in the fight. While Seokjin finally earned the respect of all the other troops, disaster strikes when, during his recovery, he is unable to take the suppressants and unexpectedly goes into heat - revealing his status to the entirety of their squadron.

Discovering the depth of the deception, Seokjin and the other Omegas are threatened with death. Seokjin proclaims that he tricked the two into helping him to no avail, but Yoongi and Jungkook to step in. The two Alphas claim that they knew about the deception all along but did not expose them for fear of losing the ones they love. Yoongi proclaims that if Hoseok and Jimin die, they will have to be killed first. Unwilling to lose two of the best warriors they have, along with a skilled medic and a surprisingly clever attendant, the two Omegas are pardoned.

Seokjin, on the other hand, still faces death for what he did, despite his pleas that he meant only to save his poor father. As head of the squadron, the General claims that it falls to Namjoon to deliver the killing blow. He spares his life though to repay the debt of Seokjin saving him. The three Omegas are left to turn back in shame, despite protests from Yoongi, Taehyung, and Jungkook who are forced to continue on with the rest of the soldiers.

The troops head for the capital for reward from the King, while the Omegas must pack up and try to return home. But Seokjin is still injured, feverish, and refuses to be aided through his heat despite Hoseok and Jimin’s worry. When the three realize though that not all of the enemy army perished during the battle, they hurry to warn everyone.

Of course they all have to save the day in some way, and I want some good hurt/comfort shit of an unwell Seokjin trying to protect everyone and overcoming his weakness. Of course no one wants to pay any attention to an Omega, never mind one that is seemingly “rambling” about enemies while he’s obviously in heat. Plus the struggle of being perceived as an object of lust by the enemy while also seen as weak/helpless - which obviously Seokjin wouldn’t be, especially with all the other members try to help him. Of course then there’d be Jimin and Hoseok proving they can fight, the other Alphas helping in ways other than just combat, and the big OT7 team-up we all want/need. Not to mention some fluffy and smutty stuff after with Namjoon helping Jin through his heat and everyone getting together/mated (cause Namjin, Sope, and Vminkook are what we all need).

#bts #namjin #sope #vminkook #ramblings #fanfic ideas #abo vibes

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dtsugabby · 5 years ago

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BTS Fic Rec

Bear with me, I’m trying to organize all of my recs from various sources. In the meantime, check out below and also my ao3 bookmarks here if what’s below isn’t enough!

A U T H O R S

Basically, I’d rec anything by these authors. They are incredibly talented and I always enjoy their works.

dirtysope (ao3, also on twitter)

wispyoongi (ao3, also on twitter)

pauline (twitter)

bri (twitter)

kaythebest (ao3)

metastacia (ao3)

babiesko_o (twitter)

moonlitaehyung (twitter)

bloom (twitter)

F I C S

Twitter

<History> sope au in which murder mystery writer Yoongi joins a new dating app that connects people based on their internet search history. He’s matched up with Hoseok, who, unbeknownst to him, is a notorious serial killer all over the news.

jikook au where idol jimin is having a competition, whoever has the highest scores on his superstar app gets to go on a date with him. only one problem, 90% of the songs have an unbeatable high score all from the same user, "jjklovespjm". that user happens to be the idol jungkook

jikook au where jimin and jungkook are new roommates and jimin finds jungkooks hidden stash of yaoi and boylove manga under his bed but it's funny bc jungkook is straight.

jikook au where jimin and jungkook are both gay af but they think the other is straight. so, they act extremely heterosexual around each other, causing them to believe the other is straight even more. this only leads to awkward conversations and situations.

「 euphoria 」 ✧ jikook au ✧ -in which they were childhood friends. later on they both become part of different rival musical groups, and one day jm finds a love letter from jk which he wrote years ago.

jikook au where well known ceo, jeon jungkook, is seen as a huge playboy by media and the public. nobody knows that hes been married to his childhood best friend for 6 years and has a son.

Jikook AU} Whiskey In which Jungkook comes back traumatized from war and Jimin is the bartender who lives next door. One day, as he’s coming back from work, he sees Jungkook sitting in his front porch, a bottle of whiskey in his hand.

NamJin AU In which for some reason Seokjin is just really really convinced that Namjoon is a witch. Joon found it interesting and keep taking Jin on a date, disguising it as a "prove research"

taekook au Jeongguk tries breaking up with his boyfriend through an AirDrop note but accidentally sends it to Taehyung instead, which of course, leads to a series of unfortunate events.

[jikook au] where youtuber jimin reacts to jungkook's video and jimin is introduced to the mess that is jeon jungkook

「 vminkook 」♡ hidden where taehyung finds this very popular vminkook stan account that he shows to jimin and jungkook and they spend the whole night laughing at the edits, aus and posts. what they don't know is that jungkook is the person running the account.

「 jikook au 」♤ little do you know when popular kid jeon jungkook's crush is revealed to be a certain park jimin everyone assumes it's cheerleader and social butterfly girl jimin and not nerdy bookworm boy jimin

「 jikook au 」◇ encounter park jimin's idol group makes an appearance on the hottest variety show in korea. he has a big fat secret crush on one of the hosts, jeon jungkook who is very clearly flirting with his fellow member, min yoongi - so jimin becomes petty on national tv.

[NAMJIN AU] “SKY HIGH” Seokjin is a flight attendant who keeps clashing with HR. He gets a final warning letter with one last chance. Desperate, he offers to give a passenger a blowjob in exchange for not writing a complaint, not knowing the other’s true identity...

Jimin is a single father and his little son is the biggest fan of the worldwide known singer Jeon Jeongguk~

[ jikook au ] - show me: where jimin sent jungkook nudes over twitter but those pictures wouldn’t load on jungkook’s phone so he just replies with an ‘lmao’

[jikook au] solo artist, jeon jungkook, is getting married.

jikook social media au in which jungkook is a very famous kpop idol in the middle of his world tour and jimin is a small nsfw twt acc their worlds collide when korea’s favorite idol accidentally likes a tweet on the latter’s account

yoonseok!au in which hoseok accidentally drunk texts yoongi instead of his ex

yoonseok au where yoongi accidentally sends the wrong picture to his coworker hoseok

Yoonseok/SOPE AU In which amateur police detective Min Yoongi has to solve a series of public murder cases with no witnesses while being assisted by murderer and conman Jung Hoseok who agreed to help as it can shorten his prison sentence

<YOONSEOK/SOPE AU> in which Hoseok confesses to his long-time crush, Yoongi, by sending him a Spotify playlist. Oblivious to what’s going on, Yoongi goes ahead and drags his music choices. [mostly crack and fluff tbh]

[ jikook au ] - time where jimin can see a person’s lifespan and knows that his own time is limited but discovers that whenever he shares physical contact with jungkook he gains time but the thing is they hate each other

[jikook au] — the list nsfw in which jungkook just wants to go grocery shopping and jimin sends him an unexpected list

jikook au where jimin is a popular beauty youtuber, known for his lipstick looks. jungkook is a gaming/vlog youtuber who finally gets the confidence to post his own makeup tutorials that hes been filming for months (secretly) after discovering jimin.

jikook au where jungkook has tattoos, lots of piercings, and always wears black. jimin thinks hes dangerous and bad, until he sees jungkook with a pokemon lunchbox surrounded by dogs at the park one day.

AO3

Dynasty (series, completed, sope, taenamjin, jikook) Royal AU, slight fantasy?, I cried several times

“Hundreds of years ago, the Gods intertwine the lives of seven boys. They suffer through war, heartache, & separation, but with the help of the Fates & their inner wolves, they all try to find their happy endings.

abo au universe on twitter;; https://twitter.com/dirtysope/status/1054116662620778496″

Peaches (series, incomplete, sope, namjin, vminkook) BDSM 101, somehow the most adorable thing ever, all commissioned

“A very nsfw modern setting AU which is centered around the boys exploring their sexualities predominantly through BDSM. The main ships are Sope, Namjin, and Vminkook, but various pairings will be explored in poly situations in shared BDSM scenes.”

Infinity (series, incomplete, sope, vmin) Vampire AU, all commissioned (I’m part of the commission group!!), sope are soulmates wbk

“This is an OT7 vampire universe that involves all seven of the boys. Main pairings will be Sope, Vminkook, and Namjin. This is your warning for darker themes⚠️ There will be compulsion, mind control, gaslighting, possessive behavior, violence, death, murder, & angst. ~no toxicity occurs within the ships~ Blood drinking will be very relevant and featured heavily!”

Charmed (series, complete?, sope-centric) HP AU! So cute, my first dirtywisp fic and tied for my favorite HP au in the fandom

“Bangtan in the Harry Potter universe.”

Infectious (chaptered, complete, sope, yoonmin, namjin, taekook, jikook, vmin, vminkook) THE zombie apocalypse AU, very angst filled, major character death, semi-happy ending (if you discount the MCD)

“During the first leg of their US tour, BTS, depleted, weary, tempers flaring, step on the stage for the second night of concerts. Little do they know, this is not going to be like any other show of their lives--instead before the end of the first song they are going to be on the run against what they can only call a zombie attack. Determined to stay alive until BigHit can rescue them, BTS is forced to be smart, resourceful, and get over themselves to survive.”

Hand In Hand (chaptered, incomplete, namgi) adoption au, disabilities au, i cried literal tears several times

“Namjoon, a sign language professor, and Yoongi, a songwriter, got certified to foster. But, they never expected that would open the door to love, heartache, pain, and most importantly, family. But, as they figure out this "dad-thing" hand-in-hand, they realize that family isn't made up of blood, it's the love that they have for each other.~or~ Namjoon's a deaf college professor Yoongi is his husband and a songwriter Seokjin is their case manager Hoseok, Jungkook, Tae and Jimin are kiddos with their own set of challenges and triumphs“

Heart of War (chaptered, incomplete, namjin, taegi, jihope) royal au

“For the protection of his people, Prince Seokjin has to marry his fiancé’s killer: the alpha king of the most ruthless and feared kingdom in all the lands with a reputation of being a cold blooded monster on the battlefield. Worst of all, the omega prince doesn't even speak their language.“

Until Dawn (series, incomplete, jikook, sope, namjin) fantasy creatures au, 100/10, tae is in it too, they all come together to save the world from various disasters major and minor, read this series

“The Documented Adventures of Your Favorite Local Supernatural Gang”

Raspberry Vodka (chaptered, complete, jikook) college au, misunderstandings

““You don’t have to make excuses.” Jimin crosses the room and Jungkook follows him to the doorway, all the words he wants to say jumbling together in his head but never making it to his lips. He wants to tell Jimin he’s just inexperienced and way too drunk and all he needs is a second to calm down and reassess his thoughts before he throws up from stress, but Jimin is already opening the door and stepping out into the hallway and oh god, he needs to say something.“I’m a virgin!” Jungkook shouts.“

Like A Hard Carry (chaptered, complete, namjin, yoonminseok, taekook) overwatch au, social media au

“In which: Jungkook, a popular Twitch streamer with both the self-esteem of a wilted piece of lettuce and the impulse control of suicidal squirrel, convinces his best friend Jimin to do a livestream for him; RM, captain of a pro Overwatch team, is suddenly missing a sniper; Jin, in an attempt to make things better, just makes them worse; Hoseok screams in various different volumes and moods; V, a pro-gamer, finds an incredible sniper, a cute boy, and a crush, making the mistake to think that they’re all the same person; Yoongi isn’t sure which one of his friends is going to make him die from second-hand stupidity first; and Jimin is caught in the middle of a love triangle that he’s not ACTUALLY a part of, one that he actually is a part of, and that fact that no matter how much Jungkook tries, Jimin will always be absolutely terrible at Overwatch.“

Vocal Princess (chaptered, complete, yoonmin) crossdressing on a dare au, yoongi is very gay and very confused, Jimin is embarrassed and trying his best

“Fed up with his inability to understand women, Jimin's sister dresses him like a girl. Jimin finds himself working with a producer, Yoongi, and donning his disguise for much longer than he intended. Jimin wonders if he’s losing his mind or if he’s really falling for a guy. Meanwhile, Yoongi is VERY GAY AND VERY CONFUSED WHY HE’S SO ATTRACTED TO THIS WOMAN IN HIS STUDIO. aka Jimin dresses as a girl and Yoongi has a heterosexual crisis.“

City of Stars (chaptered, complete, namgi) hanahaki au, so so good, but fr, FUCK THE ENDING

“hanahaki disease: an illness where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love. this can only be cured through surgical removal, however the victim's romantic feelings for their love disappear along side with the infection. yoongi starts coughing petals for namjoon, a witch with a constellation of stars glowing on his cheeks – except, flowers aren't the only things ripping his insides apart.“

jung hoseok writes instruction manuals (while stupidly in love) (series, complete?, sope) so so fluffy and cute, list au

listen to my heart (can you hear it sing) (chaptered, complete, namjin-centric) abo au, namjoon is a big dummy but we love him

“Seokjin wasn't his, but he was still as every bit of 'his' as the rest of the wolves in the pack, and Namjoon was going to have to learn to live with that.In which Namjoon constantly, to everyone's disappointment, fucks up.“

delta (chaptered, complete, namgiseok) very very good poly rapline, canon divergence?, angst but happy resolution

“He was the last person Namjoon expected to hear from - thought he was dreaming when he saw the email in his work inbox. It was short and simple, typical Hoseok. Just: We saw what happened. We’re so sorry. If you need get away for awhile, you’re always welcome to come stay with us - JH. He wonders now if Hoseok was surprised when he said yes. If Hoseok only extended the invitation because he didn’t think Namjoon would actually come.(Or: Namjoon chose a solo career and left Yoongi and Hoseok behind. Seven years later, after being outed by a Korean tabloid, he ends up on their couch in Queens, trying to face an uncertain future. And confront feelings that have persisted for nearly a decade.)“

Good Friends (series, complete?, yoonmin, namjin, taekook, vhope) hilarious, misunderstandings, college au

“Yoongi likes to brag to his friends about his boyfriend. Jimin likes to brag to his friends about his boyfriend. Little do they know there's actually crossover in their friend groups.”

Just Another Game (chaptered, incomplete, yoongi x everyone, many side pairings) a n g s t, I am a beta on this fic, great writing, author is interactive

“Set during 2019, after their world tour and after Answer's release. Min Yoongi's career has put him in bisexual hell: living with six hot bandmates who think it's really funny to flirt and get handsy with him and with each other all the time. Between constant struggles like not knowing whether he and Jimin nearly made out while drunk, to bed sharing with Jungkook every other night, to not being sure how to stop imagining what it'd be like to kiss Namjoon, it's only a matter of time before he loses his mind as he realizes he's in love with six perfect but very straight boys. After Yoongi drunkenly comes out as bi, he can’t remember the confession the next day. Taken by surprise, the boys lightheartedly start a competition to see who Yoongi finds the most attractive in the group. The objective is set to getting a kiss from Yoongi before he finds out about the competition. Though they mean well, things go downhill fast for all of them. As they each realize they are attracted to Yoongi, they start taking things too far beyond what they’d signed up for.”

eternal sunshine (oneshot, complete, sope) canon au, i commissioned this fic!!, I love it so much, slight angst then fluffy sexy times

“Yoongi is having a rough day at practice. He's not focused on the choreo, and no matter how hard he tries he just can't seem to get anything right. But luckily for him he has Hoseok, and he always knows how to put Yoongi's broken pieces back together. “

offer me your deathless death (yoongi is a serial killer!AU) (series, incomplete, yoonmin, namjin, vhope) a bit of an odd read but I loved it, dark, not what you think, pulls at heartstrings

“a peak into the lives of the rich and the powerful (non-linear; no specific order of stories)Notes:mainly yoonmin, but there's namjin and vhope too! :D (also known as the jimin is a ceo!AU and the namjoon is a hospital-owner-person!AU)”

to the moon and back (chaptered, complete, vmin, vminkook) vmin are supernatural hunters, poor kookie, something’s not quite right in this town

“"The other kids think that Jimin is strange. And he is, to be fair. Sometimes Jimin talks to people that aren’t there. Sometimes he starts crying, randomly, and then a moment later the wailing siren of an ambulance or police car can be heard outside. Sometimes he just shuts down and won’t talk to anyone." Jimin and Taehyung are basically professionals. When they're called in to deal with a werewolf terrorizing a small town, they know the deal. Things are rarely as they seem.”

Spine Breaker (chaptered, complete, sope, namjin, taekook) hunger games/ready player one au, video game brought to real life, plot twists, angst but a happy ending

“The clock is ticking, Jeon Jeongguk only has two bottles of water, one lunchbox, and ten bombs with which he has to kill six people if he wants to live. He's just eighteen and the only experience he has throwing bombs includes sitting in front of his screen, smashing buttons on his controller and swearing at his longstanding in-game rival, VforVictory. Someone has recreated the hit warfare videogame, Spine Breaker, and although Kim Seokjin is the mascot of the game, he knows nothing about how to play it but now finds himself launched in the middle of a stranded island, his bombs missing, his glasses smashed, and a pursuer who wants something more sinister than just his death. Min Yoongi knows why he's here. He knows why everyone is here, but his battles had begun long ago. The clock is ticking and Yoongi is running out of time, but he knows that zero is not the end. It's kill or be killed.”

The Shaman and the Exorcist (chaptered, complete, namjin-centric) SO GOOD, ghost hunter au, seokjin is a fake bitch and namjoon is pissed, angst angst angst, ok ending though

“Seokjin doesn't believe in ghosts. Which would cause a huge uproar if everyone knew since he's kind of a big deal at his university; he's a shaman who protects people from evil spirits. He doesn't remember where he got the idea to do this from, all he knows is that superstitious people pay good money. Namjoon does believe in ghosts. Better yet, he can see them and he can expel them. But there's a certain phoney shaman at his university who's stealing all his clients in his exorcism business, and he's not happy about it because haunted people pay good money. So, what do they do? Figure out whose closet is holding all the skeletons, of course.“

charmed (oneshot, complete, namjin) very cute, existential, seokjin got tricked boo hoo

“"So you’re not going to eat me?" Seokjin asks, just to confirm."Why would I eat you?" "Because you’re a dragon," Seokjin says slowly, because it should be obvious, despite Namjoon not looking very dragon-y at all. Namjoon looks unimpressed. "I may be a dragon, but I’m not an animal."”

Monster Private Eye (series, incomplete, namjin, vhope, jikook) funniest thing ever, namjoon is a detective and kook is his assistant, tae is a mess, jimin is an idol, solve crimes be gay

“Kim Namjoon (klutz, genius, poet, private investigator) solves cases for the unusual and secretive clientele of Monster Private Investigator. His assistant, Jeon Jungkook (big muscles, bigger heart) helps out. Each story revolves around Namjoon taking on the request of a different member (noted in the title), for a total of 7 cases in this collection, all from Namjoon’s POV. Members also appear in chapters that are not focused on them. All works can stand alone, but I suggest that you read them in order to fully enjoy the characters and relationships as they grow. Enjoy!“

bts hogwarts au (series, incomplete, vmin, namjin, sope) my other favorite HP au, set in the same time as the books but focused on the boys instead with their own storyline, angst, fluff, dealing with coming out and accepting yourself and others

“a series of non-linear snapshots of bangtan’s life at hogwarts. [all ships are main ships] green: yoongi, jimin, jeongguk. red: seokjin, namjoon. yellow: hoseok, taehyung.”

creating a home (series, incomplete, namjin) foster parents namjin kids all the other members, heart wrenching, fluff, would read again and again, follows them as they grow up

“A BTS Foster Care AU”

the professor’s family (series, incomplete?, namjin, taekook) professor! namjin, jungkook is his student, poor kookie, he has the hots for tae

“Professor Kim Namjoon is married. He doesn't have a wife. They have a sort-of son. And Jeon Jungkook just crossed paths with them.”

More to be added!!

#bts fic rec #masterlist

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xottzot · 7 years ago

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2017-12(DEC)-05th---Tuesday--hell here resetting to REPEAT AGAIN.

First there are the Council rubbish trucks in the morning. There's two big wheely bins per household that needs to be emptied, one is rubbish, the other is for recyclable things. Not that the criminal abo's care about sorting any rubbish, everyting and all just goees into any bin they feel like, and whenever they fill up those bins, they just send the criminal abo kids around with garbage (of any foul kind) to dump into other peoples bins to horribly foul them and spread disease, even loose food, bowls of rice including the bowl, loose knawed chops, anything at all. Or they simply just dump garbage andor foul garbage bags into the street or into peoples yards.

Thankfully the shit of dumping into other peoples bins has tailed down, at least at this time of writing this entry, but it was rife for a great period, As was the case of the criminal abo's actually stealing other peoples rubbish bins and any they could grab so the abo's ended up with multiple bins to foul in their own properties. Then THAT slowly tailed off after complaints and the authorities huffed and enquired and then reluctantly, quietly, secretly agreed. The councils 'solution' was to keep picking up all the abos' extra foetid rubbish bins and to deliver replacement bins to innocent residents who's bins were stolen by the aboriginals and still kept and used by the criminal aboriginals. In some cases the criminal abo's stole those new ones and swapped them with their foul ones. Crimnal abo's steal from each other too, so never make that assumption of the mindless abo propaganda you keep reading in the media that all abo's are all just one big happily family that all get along nicely with each other and their true demon is the white man. It's all fucking shit.

And whilst all this was going on, the criminal abo's were STILL criminal. They even got so bad that it got to the point of wheeling their big rubbish bins into the next suburb to be emptied by the next council (Kalamunda), then wheeling them back again (maybe) or just abandoned because they were so foul. All this wheeling about was done very late at night under the cover of darkness but the damn noises weren't ever covered up and would always wake you and greatly disturb all innocents residents dogs. -- Al of this became common and habit, and still the authorities did nothing. This went on for a solid year and more.

Amongst all this, innocent Ms New Age had to find somebody to rent her corner picket fence house out to. The previous rental residents had decided to suddenly move out (rampant criminals and criminal abo's roaming all about outside their place kinda does that you know), and they would have feared for their children also. (and rightly so as it became in a very short time). - Ms New Age VERY reluctantly rented it out to family of a couple with two boys. But THEY all too became victims of aboriginals, especially from the 3 Kalara Way criminal aboriginals who had infested their property and house and took control over the entire place day and night (especially the yards) despite the rental occupants living there. The criminal abo's used the yards as a place to just let their criminal abo kids go beserk, violent, and criminal at any time of the day or night. - AND to hide from Western Australian Police.......

I myself had even casually warned the kids NOT to have anything at all to do with the criminal abos. And despite that, they were the violent victims of the abos's. Of getting attacked by the abo's dogs, of having the mother and father assaulted and attacked by the criminal adult abos should they ever object to anything at all. -- Several of these incidents rose up and involved the Police, THAT'S how bad.

Time and time again the Westen Australian police very reluctantly had to intervene, but nothing ever came out of anything, and it all escalated. Other innocent neighbours weer assaulted, the aboriginal crimininality spread and was so utterly rampant that it was a constant.

Please, do NOT take all the above and whatever I'm saying as purely 'minor' things that were transient and might (hopefully in your eyes) soon dissaspate or be remedied. Nor is it the total amount of everything. It is not. I've somewhat chronicled in this blog all the shit that was going on, but even myself only saw a tiny part of it all, and it all was MUCH MUCH worse than you or anyone can possibly imagine.

And that's NOT to say that it has stopped. It is about to continue again once the 'school holiday' activate, and the insane utterly criminal mini-aboriginals once again become rampant. They use the school holidays as an alias period.

That family of that house became utterly destroyed completely. The result being that at different times both boys eventually having being arrested in handcuffs. Both boys being the result of the criminal aboriginals, abo's who always pleaded total 'innocence' and being the 'victims', whilst the lying abo's themselves were the ones to actually blame for everything and more.

The house itself became targets of gatherings of criminal aboriginals of all ages. The house itself was attacked and smashed and destroyed by criminal aboriginals time and time again, repaired, destroyed, repaired, destroyed.....

The father of that rented picket fence place of Ms New Age was always trying to do what he could, (and trying to work), but the relentless criminal aboriginals made his life and all in that house and all about, utter hell. That family became destroyed. The two boys became criminals and ran with the criminal aboriginals. (YES THAT'S TRUE!) - And just like the criminal aboriginals they turned to never ever going to school and instead spent all day with the criminal aboriginals in the criminal aboriginals own houses and yards and roaming about doing crime and being criminal.

Useless social services and nameless anonymous departments kept visiting the criminal abo's and were CONSTANTLY rewarding them and indulging them to extents you cannot imagine. And still nobody cared or did anything about anyone else except to take the lying words of lying, criminal, utterly feral and violent abo's as 'truth' above all else.

The abo's actually prospered, just as I kept forecasting was appearing to be. And everyone else was told to fuck off and suffer.

NOBODY BELIEVED ANYTHING if anyone tried to tell them any truth whatsoever what was going on. NOBODY. - The Police kept silent. The authorities kept silent. - And still all the shit kept going on and on and on.

Those two boys became homeless and wandered all about and even took up roaming residences IN the abo criminal households. They had become fully criminal, exactly as I had warned about for so long, and STILL the abo's were heavily indulged by authorities and that as if the criminal abo's were royalty and could not be seen or admitted to do no wrong.

And STILL the criminality went on.

Whenever I have had to explain anything to anyone, there is just SO MUCH and going on for SO LONG, that their minds just clamp shut that they think I'm making it all up which I have never done so.

More shit going on, more violent abo's, more smashing, thieving, threats, assaults, Police involvements, anonymous depertamentals involvements, and MORE innocent neighbours fled and left. - AND...the abo's took over their places and expanded the abo criminal ghetto.

A couple of houses remained empty. Then they beame the targets of the criminal and criminal abos'. MORE POLICE interventions and secret investigations. They could never figure out for themselves or were never allowed to do anything. They were forever held back. - And still the criminals abd criminal abo's prospered and laughed.

Eventually new neighburs moved in. That has been recent. But they have yet to experience all the terrible shit which is sure to erupt again, just as it has done for YEARS.

Their little pretty Xmas tree lights in their kitchen window are now no longer switched on and the light (like my hope) is extinguished. (The same kitchen windows which were smashed and the house broken into and smashed and despoiled all thoughout just days before they moved in.)

They have yet to experience the full hell of this hellhole.

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This morning an abo kid was on the streets with a backpack on around 8am?. He was dressed for school. he walked on the footpaths (highly unsual instead of walking on the roads in traffic). But it seems that he just walked 'around the block' and went back into Fatguts abo criminal household.

Shortly afterwards this morning an abo man (Fatguts?) came out of the Fatguts abo criminal household.

He wheeled a pram (the one tht had been hanging from the gutter of that house), and he had one of the criminals insane abo toddlers seated in it. The scene looked to be 'too normal' and I knew it wouldn't last. - It didn't.

There was insane loud screaming. It was the insane abo toddler the man had just wheeled away to the Koongamia shops area. But THIS TIME, the toddler was NOT in the pram but sitting perched ON TOP OF THE PRAM and the only thing that was keeping it from crashing to the ground was the bearded abo adult wheeling it along from the shops. And he was VERY louldy swearing and shouting at the criminal toddler.

It went a little like this....WAAAAAAGHHHH! -- SHUT UP!, -- WAAAAAAAAGHHHH!! SHUT UP!, -- WAAAAAAAGHHHH!! SHUT UP!! -- WAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!! SHUT UP!!!

And dogs in the neighborhood became mightily upset about all this loud shit.

Slowly they went along the footpath (very strange considering they normally just roam about ON the roads), and they stopped on the footpath in some shade from a neighbours tree, the abo toddler still bawling VERY LOUDLY.....and still being yelled at, "SHUT UP!!!!!"

And then they slowly went down on the footpath and into Fatguts abo criminal housheold.

YOU may think this is 'nothing'....but this shit is just a snippet in this blog of the abo's crap still going on, just for today, just for early this morning.

I wonder how long before the newest innocent neighbours are driven out by the criminals and criminal abo's, and the innocent new neighbours there next door?

They may all be driven out, they all may be heavily tramatised, and the abo criminal ghetto will then expand still further.

It's all happened before, so many houses emptied, so many innocent families with children driven out, so many criminal abo's moved in and taking over everything, the abo criminal ghetto continues to thrive, being supported by nameless shit and nameless departments at the expense of all other innocents. This is shoved at everyone as 'progress', and caring for the disadvataged aboriginals who roam about drunk/drugged and get the criminal abo 'children' to roam about and do things to make it seem that everything is 'normal' and under control.

Just at this very moment as I'm typing this, poor dear Sam & dear Max have suddenly been 'intruder barking' very loudly.

A glass/window glaziers vehicle has pulled up at Ms New Ages's place to do some repairs. - Repairs to damage done by criminal aboriginals andor associated criminals. Whilst repairs are always still going on from past criminal abo incidents.

This fucking hell never ends. Not for me, nor for poor Sam & Max, not for anyone.

Is this glass/window glaziers vehicle an end result of this weeks incident of the residents of Ms New Age's place having an verbal argument with criminal aboriginals that we all heard?

It's no good me asking anyone anything. Everyone never tells you anything for fear for themselves. And I have long long long ago stopped ever trying.

Hell is being repeated...AGAIN....and I've long since lost count of the number of times I've said that for YEARS in this blog. And even I was stating long BEFORE you can read what you will in this blog, it was all going on BEFORE. I only used to write it down freehand in an old notebook. So you can realise just how long this hell has been going for.

All this shit was what caused dear Fliss to have a breakdown and flee.

I got falsley blamed for that.

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I love you dear Fliss and want to be with you just as you promised me and us both.

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The Best Simpsons Episodes (With Showing My Work)

In one episode of the Simpsons, Homer and Lisa have a fight, and Lisa disappears, and Marge askes Homer where she went, and Homer responds that she better be out making him a great big chocolate apology cake. I don’t even remember what episode that’s from. It’s just a line that sticks out in my head about once a week. The point is, the Simpsons is the funniest show anybody has ever made. It’s probably responsible for 75% of my sense of humor. Probably every male between the ages of 25 and 35 can say the same thing.

But what episode is the best? Here is my top ten. And I’m not here to say this is the definitive top ten, or that you’re stupid if you don’t agree. The Simpsons is like music, it’s just here to enrich your life. You probably have your own top ten, but this is mine:

Season 2:

Lisa’s Substitute

Season 3:

When Flanders Failed

Season 4:

Homer the Heretic

Mr. Plow

Lisa’s First Word

I Love Lisa

Whacking Day

Season 5:

Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

Rosebud

Homer the Vigilante

Homer and Apu

Homer Loves Flanders

Bart Gets an Elephant

Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baaadaaasssss Song

The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Season 6:

Lisa’s Rival

Homer Badman

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

Bart’s Comet

A Star is Burns

The Springfield Connection

Lemon of Troy

Who Shot Mr. Burns Pt 1

Treehouse of Horror V (The Shinning, Time and Punishment, Nightmare Cafeteria)

Season 7:

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

Lisa the Vegetarian

King-Size Homer

Mother Simpson

Team Homer

Two Bad Neighbors

Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

Summer of 4 Ft. 2

Season 8:

Bart After Dark

Lisa’s Date with Density

Hurricane Neddy

Brother From Another Series

Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

Grade School Confidential

Burns Baby, Burns

Season 9:

Lisa’s Sax

The Cartridge Family

The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons

Lisa the Skeptic

The Joy of Sect

Lisa the Simpson

Simpson Tide

Criteria:

Every episode will be judged on the following criteria:

Does it have a jaw-dropping hilarious joke?

How many good jokes does it have?

Does it have something that stands out to me instantly? Like for example great big chocolate apology cake?

Is it good, in addition to being funny? The Flying Hellfish Episode is hilarious and also a really cool episode of tv

Is it sweet or sincere? Lisa’s Substitute isn’t that funny, but it’s really sweet and has a great message

Other

Lisa’s Substitute:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: none I can think of

Lots of good jokes: I actually can’t think of a single great joke from this episode. Something abo Bart running for office and everyone being too cool to actually vote for him, maybe

Something that stands out instantly: Yes, the ending, which isn’t funny at all, it’s totally serious, but it chokes me up

Is it good: Absolutely. One of the sweetest episodes of all time. Lisa’s substitute tells her incredible things about life and her future, and then Homer has a moment of great parenting and is smart enough to appreciate it.

Is it sweet: Yes. Maybe the sweetest and most sincere episode of the series.

This is a great episode but not quite funny enough to make the cut.

When Flander’s Failed:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: No

Lots of good jokes: Yes. Barney becomes a sex symbol as soon as he puts on a “Kiss Me I’m Lefthanded” shirt

Something that stands out instantly: Yes, the ending, which is actually really sweet and sincere, but also kinda funny

Is it good: It’s great. Homer has an arc where he goes from being a jealous neighbor to being a total dickhead and then to redeeming himself with a great moment of decency. He also requires four beers to do it. It’s also just a good story.

Is it sweet: Yes. I’m a sucker for the sweet episodes. I love the ending to this one, where Homer wrangles the whole town to help Ned, and the whole town is willing because of Ned’s decency. I love good guy Homer.

This isn’t as moving as Lisa’s Substitute, but it’s funnier. But I can still find a better sweet/funny episode. This one doesn’t quite make the cut.

Homer the Heretic:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: Almost. The sequence of Homer skipping church and having the greatest morning ever, complete with wrapping a waffle around a stick of butter, and enjoying a football game that replaces a news talk show on TV for no reason, is a masterpiece.

Lots of good jokes: This episode stands out for having one of the best sequences of the series, but it slows down a little in the second half. It picks up at the end though when Homer fantasizes Ned’s house burning down while he relaxes in the hammock.

Something that stands out: Yes, the skipping church sequence.

Is it good: It’s funny and clever but doesn’t have its own story arc that is particularly strong on its own.

Is it sweet: Not particularly. Ned does a good thing for Homer, and I suppose if you think faith is a good thing you’ll enjoy the ending.

A great one, maybe not quite funny enough to make the cut.

I Love Lisa:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: Not quite.

Lots of good jokes: Oh god yes. It says “choo” on it and there’s a picture of a train! Homer using Ralph to do yardwork. Chief Wiggum shooting a nut and then threatening the rest of the nuts. “Everyone knows I’m the best actor in this ridiculous school!” “I am not a butt.” Bart as John Wilkes Booth. The George Washington play inspiring the bullies to go learn more about American history. The soundtrack, which bookends the episode with “Monster Mash.” This is when the Simpsons hits its 3 hilarious jokes per minute stride.

Something that Stands Out: For some reason “I choo-choo-choose you has always stuck out in my head. And as a fan of the season of fall I’m also a fan of the fall episodes. When I was a kid fall was an actual season.

Is it good: Yes. It’s not amazing, but any show that makes its own President’s Day episode gets some points from me.

Is it sweet: Kinda. The ending is a good resolution. If Homer is the primary joke maker of the show and Bart is the little asshole who’s too charismatic to hate, then Lisa is the heart, and secretly the best character.

This one didn’t make my first cut because I assumed my affection for it was nostalgia, but it definitely makes the list.

Bart Gets an Elephant:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: Ehhhh maybe not, but it has about three that are damn close.

Lots of good jokes: A guy who works in a peanut shop giving an extended monologue about how he was right to initiate a training for how to deal with a rampaging elephant even though everyone laughed at him, but then getting trampled anyway because he took too long to deliver the monologue is the highlight of this one, but there are dozens of others.

Something that Stands out: Not particularly, other than that when I think about this episode I think about just how many highlights it has. Barney Gumble is trapped inside an oil pit for some reason. As soon as he is rescued he lights up a cigarette and the tar on his body causes him to catch fire. He doesn’t even smoke!

Is it good: Yes. I love most Bart episodes, especially the ones that show that deep down Bart is just a sweet kid who’s weird enough to fall in love with a pet elephant.

Is it sweet: Not really. Maybe a little.

This will probably make the cut.

Lisa’s Rival:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: Sugar.

Lots of good jokes. Yep. Bart gets Milhouse on the FBI’s Most Wanted List, then tips off the FBI as to his location.

Something that Stands Out: I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved that during the saxophone competition between Lisa and her rival, all the other kids are dancing. To me that’s why the Simpsons isn’t just hysterical, it’s also good and decent in a way that none of its descendants ever really were. There’s something so wholesome about all these kids just appreciating good saxophone music.

Is it good: Yes. It’s great. Lisa learns a lesson and makes a friend.

Is it sweet: Yes. Most Lisa episodes usually are.

I love this episode. It is near and dear to my heart, and not even for the jokes as much as for the story.

Grampa Vs. Sexual Inadequacy:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: Yes. They didn’t start chasing us until you turned on that chase music.

Lots of good jokes: Yes. Dozens. Mostly in the middle, when Homer and Abe go into business together.

Something that stands out: Chase music.

Is it good: It’s great. One of my favorite serious moments at the end where Homer and Abe come to terms with the fact that they’re both screw ups.

Is it sweet: Yeah.

Is the middle section of this episode strong enough to carry a slightly less memorable beginning, and a weaker side-story? Possibly.

A Star is Burns:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: McBain 4, Let’s Get Silly.

Lots of good jokes: Upon further inspection, these are loafers isn’t even the funniest part of this episode, which ends with George C. Scott winning an Oscar for stealing Hans Moleman’s idea for a movie. Yes.

Something that Stands Out: I always thought Man Gets Hit By Football looked like a pretty damn good movie.

Is it good: Yes. I actually love that they did a crossover episode with the Critic, even though Matt Groening apparently hated it.

Is it sweet: Not particularly.

This episode has so many highlights that it has to at least be in consideration.

Lemon of Troy:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: I don’t think so.

Lots of good jokes: Yes, this episode in fact ups the ante on jokes per second. The fake wig that makes Bart look like the Beatles. The Homer doppleganger who bites into a lemon and pretends not to hate it.

Something that stands out: Not that I can think of.

Is it good: Yes, as a story this is one of my favorite episodes ever. I don’t know why. Maybe it just reminds me of being a kid.

Is it sweet: Not particularly.

I love this episode so much, there’s no way it doesn’t make the top ten.

Treehouse of Horror V:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: I’ve always loved Homer turning the car around twice to lock the house doors.

Lots of good jokes: This is the best Treehouse of Horror episode so it automatically warrants consideration. Anyway, yes, there are lots of good jokes. Nightmare Cafeteria is slightly weaker than the other two for comedy, but it’s the scariest of the three.

Something that stands out: It always bugged me that Homer turned down a rich and fancy life with no sisters-in-law because he couldn’t stick around for another 10 seconds to see that it rained donuts.

Is it good: I’m starting to wonder if maybe the Treehouse of Horror where Willie haunts the kids’ dreams isn’t better than this one. But no, don’t overthink this. These are three perfect mini-stories.

Is it sweet: Um, Willie keeps trying to save the day?

I don’t think this will make the cut but it is glorious.

Team Homer:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: I can quote the entire “that team sure did suck last night” sequence, up to the ensuing conversation Homer has with his children.

Lots of good jokes: Oh god yes. Every damn minute of this masterpiece.

Something that stands out: I mean I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.”

Is it good: Yes, mostly just for how funny it is.

Is it sweet: No.

This is when these episodes start to get so funny that trying to rank them is kind of impossible and not even really that satisfying. But this has always stood out in my mind and will make the top ten.

Raging Abe Simpson:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: not really

Lots of good jokes: Yes. It really isn’t fair that a pelican chooses to land on Abe’s head and drop a fish in his pants at the exact moment when Mr. Burns is questioning his dignity.

Something that stands out: Abe, unlike his son, was actually quite the badass when he was younger.

Is it good: Yes. If this episode cracks the top ten it will be on the strength of its plot, which is possibly my all time favorite Simpsons plot (btw, all-time favorite subplot in an otherwise lesser episode is a tie between Homer going into the grease business and Homer going into the sugar business, which now that I think about it is in Lisa’s Rival, which means that episode is definitely shooting into the top ten)

Is it sweet: Yeah, Bart spends time with his grandpa and realizes that he’s actually cool.

Summer of 4 Ft. 2:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: “Hey he looks just like you poindexter!” “What are you talking about you got the dud right here! Stand up for yourself poindexter.”

Lots of good jokes: Yes. This is one of those episodes where the main plot is a relatively straight story about Lisa, while the Homer subplot steals all the best moments. I bet if I dissected this further most of my favorite episodes would be like that. The Bart subplot is also hysterical. “They must have seen you.”

Something that stands out: The whole Mystery Date sequence should be played on a loop on a tv screen on my tombstone, just so my mourners can enjoy it for eternity.

Is it good: Yes, like almost all Lisa episodes.

Is it sweet: Yes, like almost all Lisa episodes.

Lisa’s Date with Density:

Jaw-dropping hilarious joke: Not quite, although I’ve always been a fan of “you kissed a girl, that is so gay!”

Lots of good jokes: Yep.

Something that stands out: Another one where you realize that Lisa Simpson really is an amazing person.

Is it good: Yes.

Is it sweet: Kind of.

I didn’t do this episode justice with that description, but it is one of my favorites.

Homer vs. the 18th Ammendment:

Jaw-dropping hilarious moment: I think there are about 7.

Lots of good jokes: Rex Banner is having a birthday party where his subordinate cops take him out for ice cream, but he can’t enjoy it because he can’t catch the beer baron. That’s about the 97th funniest part of this episode.

Something that stands up: This might be the funniest episode of the whole show. I don’t know what it’s competition would be.

Is it good: It’s amazing.

Is it sweet: Homer saves Wiggum’s job, maybe?

A top ten. Possibly number 2 of all time.

Burns Baby, Burns:

Jaw-dropping hilarious moment: Too Many Grandmas.

Lots of good jokes. Yes. I was kinda down on this one for some reason before I started but there’s no way it isn’t a top ten.

Something that stands out: Too Many Grandmas. There are just way too many grandmas.

Is it good: Oh god yes.

Is it sweet: In no way.

A masterpiece. Probably a top five.

The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons:

Jaw-dropping hilarious moment: Yes.

Lots of good jokes: Yes.

Something that stands out: Yes.

Is it good: Yes.

Is it sweet: Actually, yes.

My favorite episode. This one isn’t even that hard for me. It gets slightly less funny at the end, but that’s like saying sex with Kate Upton got a little bit difficult at that one point where you had to think about baseball to keep from cumming too early. This is the banging Kate Upton of Simpsons episodes.

The Joy of Sect:

Jaw-dropping hilarious moment: Actually, I don’t think so.

Lots of good jokes: Yes. Tons. Many of which are almost jaw-dropping.

Something that stands out: This is one of the weirder episodes, and one with one of the best plots.

Is it good: Yes. Amazing.

Is it sweet: maybe?

There’s no way this doesn’t make the list

10. I Love Lisa

9. Burns Baby, Burns

8. Bart Gets an Elephant

7. The Joy of Sect

6. Lisa’s Rival

5. Lisa’s Date with Density

4. Team Homer

3. Lemon of Troy

2. Homer vs. the 18th Amendment

1. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons

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