#*also

[advisortotheadvisor]

I have to speak my truth, Maddie would NOT want kids or fantasize about having them with Wally

[thecabaggewoman]

This was so stupid. Rogue would never say this. It feels like either Gail Simone is ignoring Magneto's developpement in the last 15 years or letting her feeling on Rogueneto influencing her. It's fine to dislike a ship, I don't like it either, but you have to reconize it happened and writing something so ooc just because of this is ridiculous. Even forgetting their relations it's still doesn't make any sense. Max has been in the team since Utopia, he's fully reedemed now. Also he's literaly an old disabled, dying man at this moment. What do you Scott to do? Throw him out in the snow?

[staring-at-a-blank-pagee]

Sir Uther: Greetings Starry dee, given your recent answers I can tell how enthusastic you are about astrology. Stars, they mean a lot to my species so I cannot help but admire your passion! Tell me, what do you think of the zodiac constellation, Scorpio?

"I think it's pretty cool!!! For example, did you know that it's supposed to represent both creation and destruction at the same time, so people who are born under it are thought to be especially genuine and have a good balance of traits. The element associated with it is water! And the myth is really cool too!! It explains why Scorpio and Orion are forever chasing each other in the sky, and..."

"Wait, one moment. It'll be easier if I just show you my journal!!"

"There you go!!! You're lucky I take it with me everywhere."

@kirbyoctournament i spent way too long on this one

[mouthmoodz]

soooo glad i finally got a typewriter i love to think about something i've always wanted since i was a kid and realize i can just Do It now

[vampylily]

casting out to the universe, idkhow tours with fob for smfs n/a leg 2. there is no basis on this other than delusional manifestation on my part.

[emersonfreepress]

👀 watch me planning out my romance AND bestie play throughs now 👀 oh i’m already imagining the delicious combinations we could do…… i know that some of our potential besties are going to have OPINIONS about certain love interests. bestie r while crushing on curt 👀👀👀 you are so big brained and sexy for this okomo fr

plan away! the combos make me so happy. and yeah, R is going to have all caps opinions about you romancing Curt 😂 that's def the best way to put it.

i think so too! 🥰

[smilesrobotlover]

Ugh I’m starting to get so annoyed with people just not knowing things that are super obvious and I’m being more blunt but then I feel bad about it, but at the same time how do you not know

[in--somnium]

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[satoruhour]

i hate feeling so bloated i cant burp it out UUUGGHHHH

[oceansatedogs]

i love getting faves n comments on my denji/himeno fic to this day and how people occasionally point put the lyrical feel to the writing style..... like yes!!!! how could you tell!! that was exactly what i intended thank you!!!!!! i was listening to a lot of kendrick lamar while writing it

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[soyhasmcaamp]

Ahhhhhhhhh😭😭 I love fatherly Poseidon so much thank you Neal for the food 🙏

He's his baby and he loves him so much 😭

Just a happy father with one (of his many) kids. Before he grew to heavy to pick up of course

[hawkeabelas]

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[redrook]

I spent a lot of time handcuffed and in a cage in high school, for a charity bit the grocery store I worked at would do

the bit was that I was "put in jail for having too big a heart" and customers could donate to my bail to get me out (and the money would go to a children's hospital or something)

now. I was very clearly a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a large cage. and I would honestly tell people that I had been in there for hours. and people would say, that's terrible! that's awful! and I would show them my wrists red from the tight handcuffs, and say but I'm sooooooo close to making bail.

and then they would dump some cash in the basket, I'd thank them, and they'd walk away.

and every so often, one of the managers would come by and collect some of the cash, so I could keep being soooooo close to making bail.

I was very good with this bit. Parents with small kids would pay $5-10 if I told their children I had been placed in jail for not cleaning my room/doing my homework, etc. For people in their 20s, I'd threaten that I was very bad at playing the harmonica, but I WOULD play it and we'd all suffer unless they paid me. and for the most amount of money, older men in suits would almost always pay $20s if I avoided eye contact and stammered a lot.

eventually, the managers started to feel bad because I was in the cage so fucking long and often, that I'd need someone to brace me when I got out because I'd have no feeling in my legs. wobbling like a newborn giraffe.

but I would also rake in at LEAST $100 an hour in charity.

so they were like, hey champ. can we, uh, give you a pillow to sit on. in the cage. would you like a pillow so you're not just sitting on a cold metal slab. can we give you a pillow.

and I had to explain to them that if they gave me a pillow, people would think I was more comfortable, so they wouldn't feel as bad, so I'd bring in less money.

the compromise was that they'd bring me a nice coffee every couple hours, which I would have to try to block with my body from the customers.

all this money went to charity. that's what the money was for. it's what was on the sign. but how much they were willing to pay was very contingent on how comfortable I looked, never mind the fact that I was still a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a cage.

and out of the dozens of shifts I did this on, not ONCE did ANYONE say, hey kid I'm going to go talk to your manager because what the fuck is going on here. they would just drop money in the basket, and I'd thank them and sip from my secret drink.

I actually had people get MAD at me that I told them I was far away from bail, they donated like $15, and then 20 minutes I got let out because my shift ended.

again. the money was for charity. it was on the sign that was very clearly placed on the upper half of my cage.

so yeah. even when people think they mean well. people can be really, really fucking stupid.