#no lan zhan for them!

[endless-nightshift]

I'm trying to vaugly plot out a dark ChengXian AU and OH MY GOD! trying to untangle Wei Wuxian from Lan Wangji is SO HARD what the hell.

[indanmei]

Oh my, thank you all so much! You’re all way too kind, and it absolutely makes my day to see how much you’re enjoying our cute little couple.

Since you seem so invested in them (and who wouldn’t be?),… special.

[cloudpalettes]

little guys ,,,,,

[illuminchim]

Character sheet of Lan “You Are Not Qualified to Talk To Me” Zhan 🐰

[shuang-hua]

birthday boy daily activities 💙

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Four little illustrations of Lan Wangji, in a cuter "chibi"-type style, doing various activities as follows:

A handstand, with the ends of his forehead ribbon held in his mouth.

Playing guqin, with a calm, content expression.

Submerged in water, blowing bubbles, with slightly pink ears.

Flopped on his back, blushing, with the portrait Wei Wuxian drew of him clutched to his chest.

Watercolour on paper.

[muzsmocsing]

Just finished mdzs book 1, absolute banger. My favorite part was how for at least half the narrative wwx had to be carried around like this:

[benevolenterrancy]

I absolutely love just how many time-travel fix-it fics there are in this fandom

[tempo-takoyaki]

Memories of the past.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Heartbreaking Goodbye.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe and Hua Cheng: I don't have a moral compass so I just borrow my husband's.

Luo Binghe: Wait, what about Mobei-Jun?

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua doesn't have a moral compass either.

[yudidoodles]

Based on this post that has been stuck in my head for ages- the three straightest guys lmao

And also their husbands having a similar conversation

Guys I'm so normal about all of these books don't @ me lol

[sillygoofyqueer]

I am a firm and wholehearted believer in the idea that, if put into a situation where the Lan rules either did not exist or not apply, Lan Xichen would go absolutely apeshit with the alcohol. The man was being trained to be a sect leader from basically the moment he could learn to read because his father certainly wasn't doing it, and he literally didn't have any real friends but Nie Mingjue. If anyone deserves a drink, it's this man. I was thinking about an AU where Wei Wuxian lived in the Burial Mounds as this sort of cryptid god creature (while listening to Transcendental Cha Cha Cha), and I was like "what if Wei Wuxian banned any rules but his own rules while in the Burial Mounds?" That spiralled into the Lans being like "we have to talk to this creature man thing but the RULES" and the twin jades being like "we got this, gang, we're so cool like that." However, the moment they step into the Burial Mounds and have greeted Wei Wuxian (who is decidedly chill if incredibly fucked up but so casual about it), Lan Xichen is like "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY I NEED A DRINK" Of course, in his own Lan respectful way, even as Lan Wangji stares with a dropped jaw (slightly widened eyes, to be precise) at his brother, the pinnacle of the Lan Sect as the Sect Leader. Wei Wuxian does not care about the rules of the sect (of course he knows them, even as a cryptid creature thing) and is like "sure, pal" Next thing anyone knows, Lan Xichen is a bottle into whatever Wei Wuxian has on hand and is ranting to what he believes is another human about the shit he has to put up with (his words exactly), but what is actually a rock that Wei Wuxian drew an understanding expression on - just to see if Lan Xichen would notice the change.

[chirpycloudyrobin]

thinking abt yllz!wy pushing back a breakdown by sheer force of will and love bc a-yuan asked to be rocked to sleep so he calms both of them down by humming the song that he associates w peace and comfort aka wangxian

[cloudpalettes]

hold me close, safe, and tight

[illuminchim]

The Lan Brothers as babies! 💎✨

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Au where Lan Qiren goes to Yiling

Lan Qiren: Wangji, beloved nephew, who is like a son to me. I have been to Yiling and-

Lan Zhan: How is Wei Ying?

Lan Qiren: It's rude to interrupt. But he seems well. Except for the part where he claims to be the biological mother of an absolutely sweet little boy

Lan Zhan: Yes. A-Yuan. He is very sweet

Lan Qiren: Quite. While under normal circumstances, I would dismiss his claims as a joke only funny to him, Wei Wuxian's refusal to change his answer, as well as his ramblings about how difficult the birth was, has managed to plant a seed of doubt in my mind. Wangji?

Lan Zhan: Yes Uncle?

Lan Qiren: I remind you that lies are forbidden

Lan Zhan: Yes

Lan Qiren: Tell me then. What are the chances that he is telling the truth?

Lan Zhan: Higher than you would like

Lan Qiren: I see. And if Wei Wuxian is, by some curse or miracle, a mother, what are the chances that someone besides you is the father?

Lan Zhan: ......Lower than you would like

Lan Qiren: I see. And what are the chances that you have both eloped and refused to tell me, the man who raised you?

Lan Zhan: We wouldn't dare Uncle

Lan Qiren: Ah. So you have possibly made the cutest and best boy I have seen in years and saddled him with the title of bastard? I did not raise you to be so disgraceful. You will, of course, do whatever you must to atone for this egregious behavior and bring A-Yuan to Cloud Recesses. Hurry before he picks up his "mother's" poor manners