#no heat in my house

[bewitched-bullet]

Hey guys!

It’s your local neighborhood weirdling asking if y’all can show your support for a disabled queer artist!

Just a like or share would be sufficient. They’re like free virtual hugs and, boy, do I need some hugs. BUT if you feel so moved:

Here is a link to my Patreon to get all that spice and behind the scenes stuff

Kudos or comments on my A03 Johnlock wip would send me straight into the stratosphere, too! Here's the link: To Pull on the Spider's Silk

Many Thanks!!

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[vrystalius]

fem!reader (period cramps)

Kyojuro gets jealous of your heating pad.

The way you cling onto it during the whole duration of your period or let it lay on your stomach during seriously cold days, completely ignoring the fact the fire hashira is staring at you from the side with big eyes and slightly pouty lips, wondering what the heating pad that he can’t provide himself. His body is much warmer than average human, maybe not as hot as the pad, but still very warm! Your husband can hold you for hours without needing to be filled with warm water to work again, the only fuel he needs is your kiss. His hands will tirelessly work gently against your abdomen, massaging your cramps away like an expert. Can your precious heating pad do that?

If you don’t ask him to cuddle you yourself, then your husband’ll just invite himself. Kyojuro will sneakily, as sneaky you can be when laying right beside someone, snake his arm around your waist, slowly moving your heating pad onto the mattress and off your stomach. When glancing at him in confusion, you were met with very happy flame hashira. His cheek was pressed up against your shoulder, his eyes closed and a soft smile on his face.

The next day, after searching for your missing heating pad for almost an hour, you finally found it tucked in your trashcan, hidden beneath some cardboard and papers. You didn’t bother to retrieve it, seems like someone doesn’t like you using it.

Divider by @/enchanthings.

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Vincent Price

[aprito]

the trials and tribulations of dating cross country and season

[haunted-xander]

Fleki doodles before I go to school 👍

[marzipanandminutiae]

[applies for an even somewhat decently-paid job for which I am amply qualified, though the institution has rejected me for multiple other jobs in the past]

well time to look at Victorian houses within commuter rail distance on Zillow since I will clearly be able to pay a mortgage and restore that Completely Gutted No Appliances kitchen very soon!!!!

[bloodraven55]

i’m a day late and not even american but that won’t stop me from using national girlfriend day as an excuse to post animated sapphics

[kyonshi-8610]

ᜉᜓᜆᜁᜈ ᜀᜅ᜔ ᜎᜃᜐ᜔ ᜅ᜔ ᜂᜎᜈ᜔ ᜀᜇᜏ᜔ ᜀᜇᜏ᜔ ᜊᜓᜋᜊᜑ potaina ang lakas ng ulan araw araw bumabaha

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | TK & Carlos + various greetings ↳ for @ladytessa74

[hsyliker]

kdj would be like ohhh god being a worm would be unbearable. i am so humiliated rn. i think i will kill myself again. meanwhile yjh would put him in a jar with leaves and a twig and go on a grand quest to find the most epic & delicious compost for his worm diet. is this anything.

[fuzzypuppybuddie]

Badly draw Twitter doodle requests (Au Red design by @fp-am)

[socialprawn]

Jaw swap @scatmaan

[featherlouise]

Sometimes you just have to enjoy the little things

And sometimes that just so happens to be watching the pretty thing whose mind you’re inside of squirm

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[fanofspooky]

Do you have a favorite Vincent Price movie?

[alicent-archive]

Once again, free Tyland Lannister from the Targ administration.