#new york duo

[fuck-you-im-the-president]

The am i gay quiz is rigged anyway. trust me 😔

— Tommy

well you're actually gay. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

[im-straight-i-swear-please]

beeeeeee whoooo youuu aaaaaaaaare 🕺🕺🏳️‍🌈

— Tommy

EVERYONE HAS THOUGHTS OF MARRYING THEIR BOYFRIEND (not gay) STOP IT!!!!! I WILL RELEASE BABY PICTURES OF YOU!!!

[rempesluck]

Via Instagram stories: @/mattrempe. 06/14/24.

[shootingstarsue]

My tribute to @ingunnsarareblogs sunset duo!

[scopophilic1997]

scopOphilic_micromessaging_993 - scopOphilic1997 presents a new micro-messaging series: small, subtle, and often unintentional messages we send and receive verbally and non-verbally.

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Many people think of Buddy Ebsen as Jed Clampett of The Beverley Hillbillies, but in his younger days he was an accomplished dancer. He arrived in New York in 1928 and worked at a soda fountain while he looked for work. He and his sister Vilma had a dance act they did in supper clubs and vaudeville. They were popularly known as the "Baby Astaires."

Photo: Lusha Nelson for Vanity Fair via the Condé Nast Store

[rhynehoward]

©️ catalina fragoso

[aprosin]

they going to seeing Time Square billboard

original tweet

[vertigoartgore]

2006's Stan Lee Meets the Amazing Spider-Man Vol.1 #1 cover by artist Olivier Coipel, inker Mark Morales and colorist José Villarrubia.

[pyotrkochetkov]

superstitious barz | december 22, 2022

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Some random jacka$$: *calls Gov/DC (whichever you prefer, they’re the same person in my au)*

Gov, in the middle of a meeting: Hello?

Jacka$$: Hey we have two of your states.

Gov: Which ones?

Jacka$$: Wha- uh….theyre both lanky af….one has a red beanie and the other is wearing a Saints jersey….?

Gov: Pfft- Ohohoho buddy….You’ve got Louisiana and New York? Ha. Well I’m just gonna say that one has the temper of an angry kitten and has definitely been part of a mafia, and the other is a sweetheart that you don’t want to get on the bad side of. Especially considering he is a hood-kid with magic. Never mind- point is, you aren’t the one that has them. Tell them I said that I’ll rid of the body and to be back before midnight.

Jacka$$: W-what- ok I guess….*insert high pitched screeching* OH GOD IT’S GOT ME HEL-*phone call ends*

Gov: Pfft- moron.

California: Who was that?

Gov: Oh nobody, just a deadman.

California: Oh ok….Wait WHAT-

[fuck-you-im-the-president]

Oh!!! The ghosts and spirits of Mum’s subjects turn grey once they’re not in the land of the living anymore 🤗

Once the spirits separated from the physical body, they don’t have their color anymore. The body gets to keep the color, and the spirit gets to wander sometimes. :>

— Tommy

(ooc: that boy went to too many Bring Your Kid To Work Days)

tell your mom (mum :/) that I said hi. she liked me when I was younger I think. she probably hates me now but idgaf because I'll just not die.

but. wait what. why though. why don't I get to be cool and badass. at least I keep my suit but. why am I seperate.

[th3-0bjectivist]

Dear listener, every year I run a fine-tooth comb over the internet to discover one ‘new’ type of music that is without a doubt… good batshit. I have long maintained that there are two kinds of bat guano in music: good batshit and bad batshit. If it’s passionate, experimental, entertaining, bizarre, and scares the piss out of modern puritans… that’s nutrient-rich good batshit! If it’s totally derivative of other acts, openly preachy, and flat-out boring all while desperately trying to be edgy… that’s a festering pile of bad batshit. This week, I’m going to expose you to music by Machine Girl. Smash play on the track just above, it’s a music video for their song Ginger Claps on their 2014 album Wlfgrl. If it doesn't freak you out too much, join me down below for more!

In 2024, I've been looking for gym jams. Y'know, utterly chaotic music you can listen to at the gym that makes you work out harder and longer than usual!? I happen to work with a group of young guys, and they always have the weirdest music playing in the workstation area. Being an old man compared to the pups, I often laugh or cringe at their screamo, emo violence and metalcore garbage. In just the last fortnight or so, I was passing through the workstation area and heard a very peculiar and strangely attractive sound. It reminded me of a hybrid between Aphex Twin and KMFDM. So, I memorized the band name, showed up at the gym to sample their tracks, and ended up staying on the treadmill for an extra hour as my ear canals climaxed at this fast-paced new sound. Their tunes made my body move, and how! I basically just started listening to this duo from Long Island, NY, so I'm hardly a subject matter expert, but despite my best efforts, I just can’t stop sampling this eery and tasty batshit! I can plainly state I have not heard a single other musical act that sounds exactly like this, and as of this posting I will declare it to be the most chaotic music I’ve ever installed on my blog. But there is an order to this chaos, as it is fundamentally rooted in the structures and schools of punk, digital hardcore, rave and industrial. Talk about a messy emotional ride; in some instances, their individual tunes are like listening to 10-20 soundscapes mashed into one 3-minute track. Apparently, if you listen to their tunes deep enough, you’ll find themes of gender identity, sexuality and a criticism of capitalism. So, if you’re into those themes, have at it! Me!? I'm just here for the extremely crazy breakbeats and the total experimental experience they have to offer. Just below, you’ll find Necro Culture Vulture from their 2020 album The Ugly Art. Especially if you’re a fitness-inspired gym rat like me these days, try this batshit on for size when you’re on the tread, it’ll all suddenly make sense if it hasn’t already!

This year, this is the most creative and inspiring new-to-my ears music I’ve had the good fortune to stumble across. I commend them for their explosive tracks that rapidly ascend into something akin to an epic score right out of a modern AAA video game. It’s music that literally sounds like it was produced by extraterrestrials from another dimension. Fuck-to-the-yeah! Image source: https://www.revolvermag.com/music/machine-girl-alien-music-duo-spitting-blood-mashing-genres-transcending-self

[jauntilyplacedcaps]

[paulkariyas]

↪ 09/28/2022

[taylorvaughnsaidso]