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you didnt post about me when we got married

ghostbur is so cute i love him so much

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boy charge your phone.

AND CHANGE MY NAME.

I'm curious, what exactly prompted the '.. and .... DNI' post?

A screenshot from Quackity's phone was pasted, showing a string of text messages. His battery is at 2%, and he has an absurd amount of unchecked notifications at the top of the screen. The texts are from a groupchat labeled: THE BITCHESSS 👅👅 and include Wilbur (named 'ugly bitch'), Ghostbur (named 'future husband 🙏'), and Glatt (named 'protein powder freak 👅').

ugly bitch» guys.. i think.. we should kick quackity from the chat....

future husband 🙏» Wilbur stop, youre going to make him beat you up again

ugly bitch» please..

ugly bitch» it would be so funny..

protein powder freak 👅» i vote to kick him out.

ugly bitch» hes been stealing you guys from me its deserved

You» WFAT

You» FUCK YOU AMND YOUR ..

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this is so fucked up why does q get two husbands and i get one.

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What are your pronouns?

uhhhh he/him. ive made this CLEAR that i am a male.

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If you could go anywhere in the multiverse, where would you go?

to any universe where wilbur isnt there.

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What's your least favourite song?

poker face by lady gaga. q plays it so much i think i have a fucking pavlov reaction to it.

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What's the most romantic thing someone's ever done for you?

propose to me probably. but i guess that counts more as schlatt.

i suppose q letting me live in his penthouse.

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Do you prefer curtains or blinds?

curtains. have better designs and block out light better.

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I'm a gay girl 🤭

oh. :(

thats scary.

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I like kissing girls!

i dont care about girls. girls cant be gay.

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I love kissing men.

I am a man >:)))

WHAT THE FUCK. only me, q, and ghostbur are allowed to do that.

happy pride or shit ❌🏳️‍🌈

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yuri jumpscare!!!!!!!!!! 👅💋💋👭👭👭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👭👭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👭

what the fuck is yuri and why are there so many women on my screen.

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Do you prefer a brush or a comb?

comb. way easier to use hair gel with. plus combs are easier to move around my horns.

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You're a ghost, you're allowed to be old sometimes 😊

IM NOT OLD. IM A NORMAL AVERAGE AGE.

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What do you use to check what time it is?

usually guess based on the sun, or makeshift sundials by where the shadows on buildings are.

when im with quackity i use my phone. he calls me old if i dont.

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Are you a picky eater?

by my own will - no. by biology - yes.

of course i had to be a fucking herbivore. :(

but i will continue to eat meat no matter how much my stomach hurts.

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How do you feel about winter?

big fan.

fucking hate summer because my wool makes me get too hot.

dont have to trim my wool much for winter, so thats another plus.