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good night guys. i hope a big scary monster doesn't get me.

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Hm. . .

A schlatt I haven't scared off. . .

"Hi hello! I'm Quackity. I definitely have alot of friends."

I AM NOT SCHLATT FUCK YOU MY NAME IS GLATT.

whatever. why are you like my husband but weird.

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for valentines day you dont have to clean the house today ❤️

—Q :]

lets fucking go ❤️👍

fattest fucking ass ive STILL met.

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happy valentines day. if youre single happy kys day.

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what string instrument would you play if you HAD to?

not an instrument guy in any way. string instruments are way too delicate. i need an instrument that i can bash against the ground and itll be okay.

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shutttt theeee fuckkkkkkk uppppppppp.

ohgmy god j want pancake sso bad right now imn going to cry i need panskcakes

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its 2AM. go to fucking sleep.

ohgmy god j want pancake sso bad right now imn going to cry i need panskcakes

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remind me to take quackity on a date

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posting this on my com since quackity didnt charge his fucking phone. so now he's using mine.

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this reminds me of when me and quackity were getting married. :(

:]

@poured-my-past-down-the-drain @your-body-my-temple-baby @im-straight-i-swear-please

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How big is the polycule?

dont really know the terms but q says we arent a polycule. poly relationship though. i dont know the difference.

just us four though. dont think i could handle anymore. already miserable trying to decide what to eat for dinner.

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you didnt post about me when we got married

ghostbur is so cute i love him so much

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boy charge your phone.

AND CHANGE MY NAME.

I'm curious, what exactly prompted the '.. and .... DNI' post?

A screenshot from Quackity's phone was pasted, showing a string of text messages. His battery is at 2%, and he has an absurd amount of unchecked notifications at the top of the screen. The texts are from a groupchat labeled: THE BITCHESSS 👅👅 and include Wilbur (named 'ugly bitch'), Ghostbur (named 'future husband 🙏'), and Glatt (named 'protein powder freak 👅').

ugly bitch» guys.. i think.. we should kick quackity from the chat....

future husband 🙏» Wilbur stop, youre going to make him beat you up again

ugly bitch» please..

ugly bitch» it would be so funny..

protein powder freak 👅» i vote to kick him out.

ugly bitch» hes been stealing you guys from me its deserved

You» WFAT

You» FUCK YOU AMND YOUR ..

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this is so fucked up why does q get two husbands and i get one.

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What are your pronouns?

uhhhh he/him. ive made this CLEAR that i am a male.

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If you could go anywhere in the multiverse, where would you go?

to any universe where wilbur isnt there.

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What's your least favourite song?

poker face by lady gaga. q plays it so much i think i have a fucking pavlov reaction to it.