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WHY IS WILBUR WEARINRG A TAIL

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if you are straight, please do not lie, what is your price to date a guy?

uh uh ummm

ONE BILLION DOLLARS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈❌❌❌

but if he has a fat ass one hundred dollars

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idk someone from mean girls???? idk

but q and him are matching :(((( i feel so abandoned

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because he isnt a teenage girl

WILBUR HAS TITS!!!!!! WIN FOR STRAIGHT PEOPLE (me)!!!!!!

cons: he wont stop singing songs from the musical

—glatt

Well what is his costume 🤨 are the songs good

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Glatt floated at the bar, glaring at the back of Quackity's head as he flirts with Wilbur. The brunet is far past drunk, but still swooning and nearly drooling over his rival. The ram hybrid stares at them jealously, absentmindedly pouring wine into a glass, mixing it with the first thing he grabs.

God, his ass looks good in those pants. Glatt is aware of the alcohol spilling over the rim of the cup when he feels sizzling under his button-up sleeve. He hisses in pain, but hands the wine to the customer.

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why is there so much fanart of me and quackity making out

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EHY IS WIELBUR LOKKING THRODYHH MY SEARCH HSISTORY

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WGHAT.

yeah

"Heya pretty boy." -Soot

IM NOT GAY

but

hey hot stuff

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REALGY

LEMRMR SE PELASE

IN A STRIFHT WAY BUT PELASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

its a good day to wear a maid outfit

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omg wait maybe it is worth it being combined with ghostbur i have the fattest ass ever dear lord

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“I am NOT that little. I think you've finally lost it, dad.” Tubbo snickers, rolling his eyes with a soft huff.

“I do have bitches!! what the fuck do you mean!?!?” He shrieks a moment later, looking at Glatt with confusion. Or maybe something else. It's kind of hard to tell.

Glatt rolls his eyes as well, before his eyes zero in on one singular piece if Tubbo's hair that is off-set from his part. He floats above his son and shoves his head down, fixing it the same way he would do when Tubbo was little. “This is why you need me.” He grumbles.

“Well I have more. Loser.” He says proudly, moving Tubbo's hair away from his horns.

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someone help me theyre trying to trim my horns

who cares if they are heavy and hurt. and hit the head. they are mine.

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proof?

i have the fastest ass ever

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why do i have the urge to give people blue

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tghis wiene tastes so bad q had sou ch bad taste no. wonder he kisss wilbnir:/

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I think i should be allowed to steal the pens from Q

i love pens

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the pens are probably worth one billion dollars or something. also uhh LOSER I get what I want :/

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Hypothetically, if someone accidentally broke into your house and accidentally stole some beer what would you do

-not tommy (totally)

i will ground you :/ also flatty patty would be mad because he paid for it ^_^

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r u alive ??? 🤨🤨

ONLY LOSERS DIE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️