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WHAT.

I would hate you if i was wilbur

but alcoholism is cool

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have you had alcohol before

you should

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LIESSS

hes a loser twink that does nothing but complain and make awful burgers and wear skirts and get fucked

also he ate the pasta i was going to have for dinner

i hate wilbur so much

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dad what do you do when you wanna scream

Also what do you do when your face hurts

– tubbo.

go to the gym. :/

uh. you alright?

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@poured-my-past-down-the-drain

have you had alcohol before

you should

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i hate wilbur so much

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can tigers drink alcohol

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WHY IS WILBUR WEARINRG A TAIL

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(riddler voice)

if you are straight, please do not lie, what is your price to date a guy?

uh uh ummm

ONE BILLION DOLLARS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈❌❌❌

but if he has a fat ass one hundred dollars

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idk someone from mean girls???? idk

but q and him are matching :(((( i feel so abandoned

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because he isnt a teenage girl

WILBUR HAS TITS!!!!!! WIN FOR STRAIGHT PEOPLE (me)!!!!!!

cons: he wont stop singing songs from the musical

—glatt

Well what is his costume 🤨 are the songs good

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Glatt floated at the bar, glaring at the back of Quackity's head as he flirts with Wilbur. The brunet is far past drunk, but still swooning and nearly drooling over his rival. The ram hybrid stares at them jealously, absentmindedly pouring wine into a glass, mixing it with the first thing he grabs.

God, his ass looks good in those pants. Glatt is aware of the alcohol spilling over the rim of the cup when he feels sizzling under his button-up sleeve. He hisses in pain, but hands the wine to the customer.

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why is there so much fanart of me and quackity making out

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EHY IS WIELBUR LOKKING THRODYHH MY SEARCH HSISTORY

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WGHAT.

yeah

"Heya pretty boy." -Soot

IM NOT GAY

but

hey hot stuff

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REALGY

LEMRMR SE PELASE

IN A STRIFHT WAY BUT PELASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

its a good day to wear a maid outfit

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omg wait maybe it is worth it being combined with ghostbur i have the fattest ass ever dear lord

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“I am NOT that little. I think you've finally lost it, dad.” Tubbo snickers, rolling his eyes with a soft huff.

“I do have bitches!! what the fuck do you mean!?!?” He shrieks a moment later, looking at Glatt with confusion. Or maybe something else. It's kind of hard to tell.

Glatt rolls his eyes as well, before his eyes zero in on one singular piece if Tubbo's hair that is off-set from his part. He floats above his son and shoves his head down, fixing it the same way he would do when Tubbo was little. “This is why you need me.” He grumbles.

“Well I have more. Loser.” He says proudly, moving Tubbo's hair away from his horns.

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someone help me theyre trying to trim my horns

who cares if they are heavy and hurt. and hit the head. they are mine.