#The Ugly Art

[bincue]

The Ugly Art (2018)

[shepherdzcane]

could not unhear this

[th3-0bjectivist]

Dear listener, every year I run a fine-tooth comb over the internet to discover one ‘new’ type of music that is without a doubt… good batshit. I have long maintained that there are two kinds of bat guano in music: good batshit and bad batshit. If it’s passionate, experimental, entertaining, bizarre, and scares the piss out of modern puritans… that’s nutrient-rich good batshit! If it’s totally derivative of other acts, openly preachy, and flat-out boring all while desperately trying to be edgy… that’s a festering pile of bad batshit. This week, I’m going to expose you to music by Machine Girl. Smash play on the track just above, it’s a music video for their song Ginger Claps on their 2014 album Wlfgrl. If it doesn't freak you out too much, join me down below for more!

In 2024, I've been looking for gym jams. Y'know, utterly chaotic music you can listen to at the gym that makes you work out harder and longer than usual!? I happen to work with a group of young guys, and they always have the weirdest music playing in the workstation area. Being an old man compared to the pups, I often laugh or cringe at their screamo, emo violence and metalcore garbage. In just the last fortnight or so, I was passing through the workstation area and heard a very peculiar and strangely attractive sound. It reminded me of a hybrid between Aphex Twin and KMFDM. So, I memorized the band name, showed up at the gym to sample their tracks, and ended up staying on the treadmill for an extra hour as my ear canals climaxed at this fast-paced new sound. Their tunes made my body move, and how! I basically just started listening to this duo from Long Island, NY, so I'm hardly a subject matter expert, but despite my best efforts, I just can’t stop sampling this eery and tasty batshit! I can plainly state I have not heard a single other musical act that sounds exactly like this, and as of this posting I will declare it to be the most chaotic music I’ve ever installed on my blog. But there is an order to this chaos, as it is fundamentally rooted in the structures and schools of punk, digital hardcore, rave and industrial. Talk about a messy emotional ride; in some instances, their individual tunes are like listening to 10-20 soundscapes mashed into one 3-minute track. Apparently, if you listen to their tunes deep enough, you’ll find themes of gender identity, sexuality and a criticism of capitalism. So, if you’re into those themes, have at it! Me!? I'm just here for the extremely crazy breakbeats and the total experimental experience they have to offer. Just below, you’ll find Necro Culture Vulture from their 2020 album The Ugly Art. Especially if you’re a fitness-inspired gym rat like me these days, try this batshit on for size when you’re on the tread, it’ll all suddenly make sense if it hasn’t already!

This year, this is the most creative and inspiring new-to-my ears music I’ve had the good fortune to stumble across. I commend them for their explosive tracks that rapidly ascend into something akin to an epic score right out of a modern AAA video game. It’s music that literally sounds like it was produced by extraterrestrials from another dimension. Fuck-to-the-yeah! Image source: https://www.revolvermag.com/music/machine-girl-alien-music-duo-spitting-blood-mashing-genres-transcending-self

[cyberpsychos]

[scpwiki-official]

Can't control my feet, seizure in the street Nervous system breakdown, paralysis achieved

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[lunaamplified]

I've become the enemy, they're onto me, suddenly

I've become the enemy, they're onto me, fuck!

Some sloppy corpse paint I did for a rave last month. Was lots of fun, hoping to try more ambitious looks in the future...

[danteobonfis]

The ugly ass bride and groom

[madisockz]

The bride and the ugly ass groom

[starberrydreamx]

“Shut up, I need your blue fairy aphrodisiacs Shut up, cut it snort it floor it”

“Shut up, rip through my skin to see the meat, Within I'm cursed and doomed to break so soon”

“I wish I could fuck you like a real boy, I wish I could be your real- liar”

“It courses through my dorsal veins, and makes me real, all the same”

“I wish I could feel something real”

I LOVE THIS SONG :3

[edlucavalden]

Learning to eat with your hands.

[majubengel]

One Piece final battle

poorly drawn extra:

[matpocckii]

The bride and the ugly ass groom

[browsethestacks]

Arthouse Muppets

Art by Bruce McCorkindale

[borkchoi]

this has probably definitely been done by now

[emptygoldstudio]

The bride and the ugly ass groom <3