#my heavens

[143bc]

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Yeeess cower before the child. Be afraid. You should be shaking in your boots that's a man on a mission. He's there's, he's square, he's terrifying, he's gotten two hours of sleep in the last week. Cower before him.

[real-odark]

JOHNNY STORM OH MY GOD JOHNNY STORM JOHNBY STORM JOHNNY STORM??? IN 2024??? JOHNNY STORM OH MY GOD JOHNNY STORM

[yourlowkeyidiot3]

Spamvil so real

This MIGHT be them in ch7 ending

[frozenhi-chews]

Me planning out honeymoon stuff when Starlo and Pancake aren't even engaged cuz the thought of marrying him flusters me too much to even think about it for more than ten seconds

[misscammiedawn]

@ladyruetha

Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do

[frogcroaks]

The magpie who fishes stars

[warcrimesimulator]

I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[daftlads]

@worldneeds 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 would you relax for a second? i'm just checking on you. / ryan and dylan yeah

"i'm relaxed. who said i'm not relaxed? i'm on ambien i'm so relaxed." his voice is about four octaves higher than usual, the look in his eyes misty the same way milk is when you add coffee, a swirling sort of murk. in the last hour he's spent maybe twenty minutes staring, unwavering, at the space his hand used to take up and the other forty trying desperately to look anywhere else, but he's fine. there's no pain.

dylan's been trying to keep himself in check. there's hunger, but he thinks that's just the normal kind, none of the ravenous slavering need that nick had, and he has a headache, but he took a bunch of drugs on an empty stomach, so maybe that's par for the course. "see? chilling like a villain. or, like, a slightly perturbed camp counselor. i'm- it's all good. we're all cool in dylanville."

[143bc]

[notherpuppet]

More Guardian Angel AU 🪽🩸

[shmushes]

Ringside

[seagreenlaurin]

🤍❤️

[tempo-takoyaki]

Listen, I love the "XL helps HC to see how beautiful he is" scenario as much as the next person... But I also see it like this.

[ducktollers]

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with. Captivated by a man with big sparkly brown eyes and slutty hands and a pretty waist you may be entitled to financial compensation