#Listen this scene made me laugh

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Yeeess cower before the child. Be afraid. You should be shaking in your boots that's a man on a mission. He's there's, he's square, he's terrifying, he's gotten two hours of sleep in the last week. Cower before him.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Every FNAF artist goes through this..

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Daddy, don't go.

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[turtleblogatlast]

“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

[bumblingbabooshka]

Every time I watch the cold open of Memorial and B'Elanna tells Tom about how she ASSEMBLED a 50's television set from SCRATCH just to surprise him (there's no reason beyond that - just an incredibly sweet and thoughtful gesture) and replicated popcorn for him to eat while he watches and Tom says "They didn't have remote controls in the 50's ♥ Also where's my beer?" I contemplate murder ESPECIALLY because B'Elanna responds cheerfully to it - GIRL!!! LEAVE HIM!!!!!! IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE CHARMING IN THIS SCENE????

[moeblob]

You literally spent three hours having an ENTIRE SCHOOL (teachers included) slut-shaming a guy just for him to be a (spoiler).

[buddiebitch]

in the midst of all this terrible news ryan murphy saw fit to grace us with a tiny sliver of shimmering light

thank you ryan murphy for feeding us this week

[goldentigerfestival]

Made a clip compilation of Yuri being a silly little guy. I couldn't possibly have gotten everything because I'd be making clips forever and Tumblr has a ten minute/500mb video size limit, but I got a bunch and some favorites (and had to cut multiple scenes worth about four minutes out because the video was too long). His silly voice is near and dear to my heart, and I also love his pouty voice very much. I also just love his general demeanor and the way he talks. He's adorable and deserves the world. Typically, we call this brainrot.

(For some reason my subs got delayed/off track with the audio a little bit toward the very end, sorry about that. They were fine before I exported it and my project files are still timed correctly, so whatever the issue is, it happened during the exporting.)

Translated the lines so anyone watching could follow along!

Translation notes below.

The reason I kept "thanks for the meal" even though it's entirely a JP culture phrase (which is literally used for meals) is because I figured most people would get the idea, and also because that line literally is what makes that scene for me, hence its inclusion (I did consider "thanks for the info" too, to keep the idea of it... but I made this for the fun of it and I felt that him using that phrase in that moment as a gotcha to Raven was amusing enough that I wanted to keep it).

The "what is it? Tell me" to Karol was partially just because I love his "talking to kids" voice and also because the vibe is just so cute of him kneeling to said kid's eye level and giving him the kid voice, but wanting him to know he could tell him.

In the scene with Karol saying they'd be helpless without him, I remember the English version used "lonely". Technically the term does work for both and can mean either, but I used "helpless" because of the context supporting it. Yuri proceeds to say Karol has been reliable, as if playing along with the "helpless" comment.

In the "don't talk to people like they're kids" scene, the reason I chose to phrase it that way is because he uses the term for "people" specifically (in JP, the subject of the topic isn't always specified. If he was saying "don't talk to me like a kid", the sentence would've been a bit different). Flynn is talking to him, but it reads to me like a sort of deflection joke, like "wow, don't talk about other people like that". He's not taking it seriously at all, as can be seen by his expression and heard in his tone, but I think him using "people" as the subject also adds to that.

When Flynn says "how about you knock?", I went specifically for this phrasing both because that's, well, what he says, but also because Yuri doesn't even actually do anything. He just. stands there. like. yes. hello. I am here. I know you know I am standing here outside your tent. It's basically like, "how about you knock before I acknowledge you?". anyway shoutout to the tent for having boop noises.

"Just die once" is basically Rita's way of saying she's angry in a sort of, "just die once for what you did, but then come back. You gotta die for this, but only once", sort of thing.

Before anyone wants to cry foul about my word choice for the Yuri and Flynn Hypionia battle, that is literally what is being said in JP and was changed in the English release. I'm very strict about my word choices in translations because it is not my content and I'm simply relaying text/lines that were not written by me. I'm saying this because I'm sure someone out there would otherwise try to say I'm just making things up to try to push a ship. Purposely incorrectly translating something, including to fit a certain bias, is insincere and disrespectful and I do not engage in that. I also had a second opinion involved who is ship-neutral to confirm the lines in the battle, what with battle sounds happening, to make sure we were both getting the same dialogue out of it.

On that note, I forgot to put "Hey now", for "hey now, now's not the time to get upset!" It's just a really quick part I missed when typing the translation, but I figured I'd make a note of it here.

"You truly are you" is a pretty specific line, and I wasn't sure I wanted to translate this any other way. I spoke with someone for a second opinion to decide if I should keep it, and they have a fondness for the line itself and like it in general, even outside of Vesperia context. It falls in the same general area as something like "you're nobody but you/yourself" or "you really are you". In this case it gives off vibes of "it's really you, you are you and this is really you" because Yuri had gone missing and was presumed dead. This is sort of like Flynn's reaction to Yuri really being here, being alive, and just being Yuri. Now that Flynn's had downtime and has been able to talk to him properly, he's hearing Yuri just being Yuri and is amused at his behavior, but imo there's also that touch of "geez it really is you, nobody else could pull that".

(Note: I accidentally left a translation note about Adephagos here because I originally had a line that mentioned it. I've removed it, because I forgot when posting this, that I removed that scene from the video as a means to cut down on the video time)

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Dragon Swarm in JP is more roughly along the lines of Dragon Claw Linked Fang Slash. Imo it also actually makes more sense that it sounds weird to add kicks to an arte with "claw" and "fang" in it (versus "swarm" which could very well include kicks and that not sound odd in naming context). "Dragon Claw Kick" also sounds much odder.

I was honestly inclined to keep the Dragon Claw part and just make it Dragon Claw Swarm, Dragon Claw or Dragon Claw Fang Slash, because it very specifically uses "claw" in the arte name, and that's what Flynn uses when he says "Dragon Claw Kick". It's a sort of, when you say it like that, that does actually seem weird, while Dragon Kick doesn't give off that sort of weird vibe, and Dragon Swarm doesn't make "kick" being involved sound unusual.

People are more familiar with Dragon Swarm though and translating artes in Tales can be insane with some of the names they've got. I just felt like it's worth pointing out here, partially because I feel like the skit works better in its original context.

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The part where Raven says "Wait, hey, what are you talking about?!", has a "te" that's not spoken and only written, but since it was written, I included it in the translation. In that particular context, it basically means wait/actually/hold on/back up/etc.

Little Wolf is literally Petite Wolf in JP.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

has happened plenty around iconis goings on but what an all-timer

[adelaidedrubman]

WHICH HOZIER SONG IS YOUR OC?

thank you @ladyoriza @corvosattano @inafieldofdaisies @nightbloodbix @blissfulalchemist @direwombat for tagging me for this uquiz! outgoing tags below cut and tag list opt in/out here:3

yeah so. in case you missed it coming out as a fake tumblrina who only knows take me to church:/ but i took it anyways and i prommy i will listen to these bc they all seem pretty on point.

Cherry Wine

ahaha. the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it, am i right? insane how the song that feels most like falling in love is also a song about abuse. the lyrics "oh but she looks like sleep to the freezing" haunt me. this is a beautiful song, but i would never wish a relationship like this upon anyone. i hope you have some time to sit under the stars soon.

eh. she has fun. you two deserve each other (derogatory) and etc. (and she has gotten her time sitting under the stars but well. i have some bad news about that:/)

In a Week

have you ever thought about the fact that you have to kill other things in order to keep yourself alive? whether plant, animal, bacteria, or fungus, you're always killing things in order to eat. and in return, when you die, they'll get to eat you. the feast has begun.

sounds like some bullshit she would say yeah. “ooooh don’t you think it’s interesting that —” silence grad student

I, Carrion (Icarian)

you really believe in love, and you have hope that you'll be able to get out of this one without pain. you're not afraid, not really. your eyes are wide and you see so much beauty in this world.

perfect. well, she is a little afraid. but learning how to take it day by day and cherish love while she has it.

Abstract (Psychopomp)

i mean, the world is so broken. and yet it's so beautiful it makes you want to cry. what can you even do with a feeling like this?

being dragged kicking and screaming into seeing the beauty in the world.

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[aq2003]

the he/they that tells you he fucks too much and is going to rob scotland of all its riches and sink the country into endless war in order to be 10000% sure you aren't rocking w the current king rn

[stunticonbreakdown]

Fun Breakdown Fact of The Day: Unfortunately there's a line in War for Cybertron where he says something along the lines of "watch the face!" because he doesn't want his face to be ruined. This is the same Breakdown who got captured by MECH.

[vulcanette]

state of the scene reacting to the new imminence song

[love-killed-the-superstar]

okay since this concept is living in my brain like bugs im throwing this out to the floor:

if you could insert an existing song into tmnt 2003, what would it be and where would you put it? here are some of my thoughts for example:

'one week' by barenaked ladies being perfect for a montage of the boys helping casey fix up the northampton farmhouse

'how's it going to be' by third eye blind is a perfect emo track for a quieter montage of raph wandering around the streets searching for splinter in lone raph and cub

'soul flower' by the pharcyde would be really fun for a rooftop training montage (so much better than 'runnin' free in nyc' even if there's no way it could ever play in a 4kids production 💀💀)

'owner of a lonely heart' by yes would be a really fun song for leo on a stealth mission against footninjas - basically a scene where the action times perfectly to the beats and riffs of the song

**LATE ADDITION because I can't believe I forgot: 'no scrubs' by TLC playing in the battle shell and the turtles shamelessly singing along word for word. It's diagetic sound. Donnie has a mixtape.

reply, reblog or put in the tags, I'd love to see

[hanaasbananas]

@theladyfae FINALLY watched Pathaan so I spent two days making this specifically to commemorate us both losing it over the theme song and agreeing that chat WOULD sing this <3

[kakusu-shipping]

I can’t... not again....