#GOOD GRACIOUS

[catfindr]

[not-agoose]

FURRIES WYA?? ‼️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

hi gang i um i errr i…

[simcardiac-arrested]

day 8 - tumblr sexyman

everyday i miss him. miss him like a lover truly

(bonus papyrus because do not separate them)

[whats-in-a-sentence]

He had gone out before breakfast, and I had sat down to mine, when he strode into the room, his hat upon his head and a huge barbed-headed spear tucked like an umbrella under his arm.

"Good gracious, Holmes!" I cried. "You don't mean to say that you have been walking about London with that thing?"

"The Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Treasury" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[this-blog-needs-a-new-name]

She has me on my knees

[loveanddeepdick]

the suguru fic is getting super long (in my standards) 😭 tldr without giving away too much, he’s horny all the time, you squirt in his mouth, he’s jacking off behind you when you get home, he fucks you as you watch the tv GAWD..

[haechurch]

yallllll ffs finally the real depiction of this!@,*#k lmao this is what i need in life i literally need him to choke and headlock me up like that this instant

always imagining na jaemin to do this to me because heyyyyy dudeeee look at the mans arms eye-

[real-odark]

JOHNNY STORM OH MY GOD JOHNNY STORM JOHNBY STORM JOHNNY STORM??? IN 2024??? JOHNNY STORM OH MY GOD JOHNNY STORM

[milliesfishes]

Millie manifested a little too close to the sun

[link-sans-specs]

That's not a song, you suckling coffee squib!

GMM870

Testing the Concert Poncho

[jei-rifni]

draw isaac from binding of isaac but in jojo

Well

[kaizokuniichan]

I just had the most deprived thought because…ya know how reader in Attention is a little messy when it comes to Law and Zoro? I was thinking, in the middle of getting RAW DOGGED by one of these beautiful men, reader “accidentally” calls out the wrong name 👀👀👀?? Like Law is rearranging them guts and reader calls out Zoro’s name.

What would happen??

BABE. I’m literally still going back and forth with this exact idea! It completely feels like the natural thing to happen. I’m thinking I might write an alternative fic (or two) with this exact scenario bc it keeps popping up in my head

I think with Zoro he would find it a little amusing, he might even expect it, and view it more as a challenge to tease you and be more rough and make you cum over and over again, chanting his name until you get it right. And don’t let it happen again.

With Law I think it would be similar except he’d be a little more pissed off about it because he already kind of expects it to happen too and he’s a little more insecure about it because of the dynamic that you and zoro have. Like you and him have had more time together so he’s always going to feel like you’re closer to him. Law would probably stop completely while you apologize profusely and beg him to keep going, use you however you like to make it up to him and reassure him that he’s all you need. He’ll fuck into you again (probably doggy to demean you a little bit. But also bc you like it) and murmur in your ear to picture Zoro watching him fuck you while you scream Law’s name. Then he’ll do it all over again 😳🤭

[athenepromachos]

😃😃😃😃😃

[egtotaldramatakes]

is the mpreg dude the same person as that guy that did all the aleduncan stuffing and farting pics

the what

[lovevalley45]

something i hate about hollywood these days is that it feels like whenever a new movie or smth comes out there’s gotta be 50 brand collabs that go with it like. i’ve never watched the og beetlejuice n the sequel seems kinda fun but i feel burnt out seeing like. oh the new beetlejuice beetlejuice lush collab. oh they’ve got smth with tj maxx. oh this and this and this. like i’m tired why can’t movies just be OUT anymore

[elijah-loyal]

y'all i just found my 1830s waistcoat drafting sheets and mock-up pattern in the moving boxes from MONTHS ago