#my guy its FOOTball

[magical-oppas]

HES SO DUMB

no one:

Gavi:

[fortjester]

gojo satoru & geto suguru from jujutsu kaisen vs. uncomfortably numb by american football ft. hayley williams

[switchscene]

Remembering that time three years ago I came out to my clan on 4/20 with this meme and a letter I posted to pastebin

And I'm horribly tech illiterate so I did the entire thing including making the meme font and estrogen notes and cutting Drifter out in MS Paint (stock not .net)

And I have since seen it circulate online cause I posted it on Twitter later

I guess I'll stick it here for posterity, thanks D297 y'all are the best (I'm sentimental cause I recently started playing again and had to catch up on discord drama and the post is still posted)

[skitskatdacat63]

Vettonso x Similar Helmets

SV Germany 2012 x FA Monaco 2013: Gold & Dark Red

I think a lot about Vettonso and their mutual relationship witn gold. They're both golden boys, they're both seen lit gold by the sunshine on many podiums throughout the years, both have worn golden boots, and as you can see here: both have worn golden helmets. The parallels in these particular helmets makes me feel insane. Both are: gold with dark red accents, both have their birthplace's coat of arms(Bergstraße and Asturias), both have team animal motifs, and both have symbols to represent their two championships(You by now know the signifigance of the ones on Fernando's helmet, but I think the ones on Seb's are actually a callback to his Formula BMW days when he used to put the smiley stickers on his car for every win.)

And did you know both of these helmets were designed by the same helmet design company? Yep, both of these are JMD helmets. I know JMD helmets are/were pretty popular, but still, there's something to me about Fernando commissioning the same designer that Seb has been using since he was a literal child. Parallels, am I right?

SV Japan 2010 x FA Japan 2023: White with Black & Red

Haha I remember @protocolseben and I discussing this a bit back in September when Fernando's helmet dropped. I honestly think Seb is such an innovator and trailblazer in terms of helmet design, and you can see his influence in helmet design as recently as this past season. I'm not sure if he was the first ever driver to don a matte white helmet with red accents as a representation of the Japanese flag, but it certainly envoked him in my mind when I saw Fernando's!!

I think Fernando's is pretty similar to all of Seb's 2010-2012 Japan helmets but I like this one the most so! I think if Seb wasn't restrained by the Red Bull logo, he def wouldv'e put the red circle where Nando put his so I think Fernando did a really good job, even if unintentionally, at emulating Seb's sense of design.

SV Singapore 2012 x FA Singapore 2012: Sparkly!

Like I said in the one above, it's crazy how much Seb influenced helmet design. He was pretty much the pioneer of sparkly helmets for Singapore, right? It drives me absolutely insane that there's actually pictures of them together in such similar designed helmets. It's kinda funny actually that even though they're pretty deep in the championship fight at this point, and Seb just got one up on Fernando; Fernando is wearing a helmet that is a direct influence from Seb!!! Is that not insane???

Also, Fernando trying to be camp with trying the now in vogue sparkly Singapore helmet, and Seb accidentally completely blew him out of the water with his outrageous light up LED constellation helmet. But god yeah....to have pics of them in matching helmets from this era particuarly makes me emotional ;;;

SV Hungary 2021 x FA 2022: Pink with Dark Blue

I really could've picked any of Seb's 2021 helmets, but I thought this one matched the best with Fernando's main 2021 helmet(with the color pallet.) Also one thing, it's crazy how much control BWT has as a sponsor, I don't think I've ever seen another sponsor go so hard at having a chokehold on individuality. I like that we got pink liveries and pink helmets, but I don't think they should have that much control.

I'm almost kinda sad there wasn't any Miami GP in 2021, because I think that was the only unique helmet Fernando had in 2022. But these match pretty well! Pretty in pink!! It's crazy that their parallels in the 2020s are ongoing even before Fernando actually takes over Seb's seat. Thanks BWT I guess?

SV Abu Dhabi 2022 x FA Abu Dhabi 2022: Fernando's Seb Tribute Helmet

AND HERE WE HAVE THE PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE!!! The ultimate conclusion, it literally couldn't get better than this!! This is still unbelievable, like how is this an actual thing that happened!? Fernando intentionally branding his helmet, the only symbol of individuality in F1, with his rival's flag colors, HIS FLAG!!!!! Not to mention the literal "Vettono Best Moments" collage he posted alongside it....and the hand-holding....and everything that happened with them at Abu Dhabi 2022....

But god, after years of incidentally making parallel helmet designs, Fernando decided to officially tie the knot of the red string of fate, and make a helmet directly referencing Seb's. I think it's funny because as I said with two of the previously mentioned ones, those Fernando designs are pretty much inspired by Seb's, and here he is openly making one directly inspired by Seb. I don't really have words for how this actually makes me feel because it's just. Yeah. The most open and clear declaration of love and respect and admiration one could ever make. TO ME.

[salad-storm]

I dunno enough about blue lock to know why michael kaiser is like that but tbh most german teen boys are like that so. He's not that special I don't think

[rowanisawriter]

the iron bull romance…… y you giys……….

do you mean to tell me you have to consent three (3) times until he finally believes you want him, and then the third time my innocent little lavellan says with complete earnestness even as his wrists are pinned over his head, “won’t you please stay?”

won’t… you please stay……. Oh my god…..

[sofia-not-sophie]

Hey Tumblr Trans Mascs, list activities you do that give you gender euphoria

Not like what you wear or how you look or body language like, but things that maybe make you feel better on bad dysphoria days, or make you feel more masc just by doing them

[celice-13]

Hello Tumblr nation

Wow, this account sure looks empty doesnt it?

Anyways

I've been writting most of my fics in French recently, but since I missed mosting in English, I figured I could translate one of my works.

So here u go! Have an InaGo chatfic. I posted the 4 first chapters at the same time bc I can. Enjoy the silly little guys.

[th3swarm]

you ever feel a hyperfixation coming on . like i thought my mom said the title of the thing and i was like 👁👁👁👁 . if i watch this its going to take over my whole brain and its gonna be awful

[svampira]

if you've seen me post this already no you did naut anyways human elias

[vultures-and-scavengers]

Tag game! I was tagged by both @sugarysins and @swordbisexual! Thank you both! Sorry it took me a bit to get to this!

~~~

Last song: Mordemoth by Lena Raine, best boss music soundtrack <3

Favorite color: Most of the year? Reds or blues, but right now? Burnt orange.

Currently reading: Oh, jeez. Not to out myself as incredibly boring and an absolute killjoy, but I'm in the middle of "Command and Control: Nuclear Weapons, the Damascus Accident, and the Illusion of Safety", by Eric Schlosser. It's a very interesting read about the evolution, politics, and inherent danger in nuclear doctrine.

Currently watching: At this moment I'm watching the Miami/Florida game. Recorded it since I didn't catch it live.

Last movie: Klaus, I think? Such a good movie.

Sweet, spicy or savory: Savory. Savory and a bit of spice, preferably, but savory my beloved.

Relationship status: Single and vibin.

Current obsession: It's (american) football season, babes. I've got the deep mascot lore and I'm ready to watch a season of petty rivalries and schadenfreude, and I hope my rival teams lose every game <3

Hook 'em!

Tea or coffee: Coffee, but like... I'm the peppermint mocha type.

Last thing I googled: "wow fastest way to level 1-60" lol. back on that brainrot, too. lord help me.

Tagging, uh, @fenrisisms, @midnight-octopus, @aurata-luna, @wilchur, and whomever sees this and wants to hop in!

[doctorwhoisadhd]

so wait, since i was just reminded of the recorder thing donna talked about in the giggle, i now have a question for uk ppl: do yall learn the recorder in school? like in a music class? and like how much do yall have music class over there?

[proselles]

the metal illnesses.............theyre mutetating..............

[avedoodles]

pitcher fang ⚾️💫

[nejackdaw]

Roomie: have you seen Evelyn's winter outfit?

Me: nah, I've seen that they have them but I haven't actually seen them

Me, immediately: I think Shane would wear a shitty blue puffer jacket. Like it's the exact same color as his usual Joja jacket but it's so fucking awful. He still has on shorts he will not wear pants. He's swapped the Crocs out for some sneakers at least so Marnie will quit complaining about snow in his shoes

Roomie: you know those Crocs we saw without holes. He's got those

Roomie, a few mins later: I found Shane

Shane: (same Joja colored jacket. May actually just be his Joja jacket. Pants, disappointingly. A beanie he probably reluctantly put on, but it is on, because Jas wanted to match. Which to me means that Jas wanted the pom pom put on her own beanie and Shane burned the shit out of his fingers using a hot glue gun and that's why he doesn't have one. Because if the pom pom came standard he would of course have one already. To match Jas)

[crossbackpoke-check]

re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on

https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share

(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.

(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)

anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂

- @bondedpairs

ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!