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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

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does anyone want to lay on the floor with me and be weird

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trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust

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I wanted to draw the Kingdom Hearts 2 trio!

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Starting a collection

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Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

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how to stop wanting something i can never have

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“Be there or be square” is such a stupid threat. No one knows what it means to be square. When I hear that, all I picture is hyper realistic minecraft Steve. Personally I like to hit them with “Show up or blow up.” There’s full clarity there. You will leave no one guessing. No one knows what it means to be square but everybody knows what it means to fucking explode.

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anyone else 1 situation away from losing their mind

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my mutuals will tag a post like “I’d suck the soul out through his dick with a silly straw” and it’s a picture of a withering man who should start making a living will if he doesn’t already have one

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I feel like it's very important to remind singlets that it's OKAY to ask your plural/system friend(s) questions (granted that they haven't like. Specifically told you 'hey don't snoop into our business abt this it's personal to us)

Singlets having an understanding and care for plurals and systems is one of the most important things for plural acceptance imo, and I think a lot of the time they feel anxious to ask their plural friend(s) questions abt their plurality for fear of insulting them in some manner, when we honestly wld rather someone ask us a poorly worded question abt how our system works than go off of assumptions and stereotypes

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you guys just say sentences

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everyone be cool about my horrible vibe please

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im always saying shit like ‘the worst thing i could do for my mental health right now is isolate’ while crawling into bed with my phone

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I'm technically a prophet but the prophecies are presented to me in a language I can neither speak nor fundamentally fathom. so I just circle back to basically being normal