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Hans and Henry!!

So obsessed with Kingdom Come!

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my plans for this wonderful Saturday night are to hopefully break out of this spiral of religious trauma fueled guilt and shame that will no doubt end with me either getting sucked back into some other kind of cult or brain dead insane. i am also planning on playing some Video Game! 🎮

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you watch a car commercial and the car is presented as a masculinity carapace and this idea persists as if we don’t all know that the car is actually a second womb and every arrival + subsequent exit from the vehicle is a rebirth — it’s obvious why straight men feel such an attachment, and doubly obvious why they don’t want you to know. the trained eye can locate the mother wound of every car driver within seconds.

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*iris from the goo goo dolls comes on*

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How do you trust someone?

You take the two most mistrusting people and shove them both together down the basement of the King Solomon’s tavern and hope they'll kiss-- I MEAN learn to trust each other….

I fear I'm officially in the jam trenches lads✋😔🤚. This is where I live now. Go on without me.

anyways I got more jam being prepared in the kitchen :D can I get a yes chef!

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control

kcd jamuel / basement flirting / 4k words

John slowly loses control over burnt letters and subterfuge, foreign wine, ink stains and ash and Sam’s hand, resting on the table, close enough to touch again.

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“I haven’t gone rogue. I'm just being more strategic with how often I share information with Jobst.”

Sam starts to withdraw his hand but John holds on, wrapping his fingers around Sam’s wrist, feeling the jump of his pulse under his fingertips. They hold each other like that, a little unsteady, their breath smelling like wine.

“You withhold information from him to show him that you are not fully under his control,” Sam says.

John shrugs, looking down at his half empty cup of wine, forgotten on the edge of the table.

“Is that why you kissed me?” Sam asks, another whisper.

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......pt. 2 of the birthday present for my sister @mrmarr 🎉 this time lined. it absolutely didn't take an unreasonable amount of time..

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unmedicated adhd was there for me when no one else was

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Loosing dogs when I bet on them

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omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

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lord god can i still be redeemed if i post back to back images of closeups of hans capon’s legs with t. The garters at his knees lol will i go to hell for zooming in on his legs. God please

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actualyl i talked to god and he said it’s ok if i reblog all tbe hans legs posts again

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Was trying to do something else but ended up making this gif, which after some consideration I believe represents "bouncing on it in a god honoring way" (thats why the devil is so mad)

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raining cats and dogs, with janosh

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do u think hans wore green during his crime era because he missed henry (i dont care that its actually for camouflage)

holy shit