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Does anyone else ever get pain in their joints to the point they think it would be easier to just cut the limb off or is that just me
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I just wanted to draw this cool pose but then it turned into a color study. Uh this video changed my life
#Loved trying to pick up on the details from my crisp 240p screenshot at best. So I took some creative liberties with that and the lankiness#revolutionary girl utena#anthy himemiya#utena tenjou#do they have a ship name. idk the entire show is this ship#I have not finished Utena yet but I know it is#that pole dancing is so fucking mesmerizing they pull so many cool poses...!! I have done a bit of pole dancing before and man idk#how these guys ever manage to get such a grip on that thing. Especially in cosplay. ESPECIALLY IN THAT DRESS.?#How is REIKO/Anthy hooking their legs around the pole with no skin contact visible at points. It's fucking wizardry#tubby art
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Honestly we've been ROBBED off a connection between Sanji and Baby5 because they have similar scars of childhood neglect, and it manifests into their adult life as this visceral craving of being needed by other people even at the expanse of their own wellbeing but at the same time sanji has this habit of building other people up meanwhile baby5 is very devoted and nurturing towards the one who gives her attention and it'd be heartwarming to watch them interact because they would've understood each other's behavior on a deeper level and be able to form a beautiful healing bond
#man Sanji should've been in dressrosa im so fuckin mad#like smoking? unhealthy obsession with the opposite gender? good fighter? silly and cute?#sanji and baby5 are two peas in a pod#also baby5's husband? GIRL HE'S SO FUCKING UGLY SEEING HIS FACE GENUINELY RUINED MY ENTIRE DAY#baby 5#baby 5 one piece#dressrosa#dressrosa arc#one piece dressrosa#one piece#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#kuroashi no sanji
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#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#everysanji#sbs#this is going to be entirely unrelated to the sbs above here bc i havent seen reservoir dogs#but i feel like i havent done a little tag life update in a minute#as of time of queuing this the season has been going for about a week#work hasnt been too bad we're normally done closing by like 3:45 but we still have to wait for the bus#which doesnt leave until almost 5 which. i get it.#like the lifties dont get done til after 4 and same with retail and such#bc rentals arent due until 4:15 so they have to stay open for at least that long#but man its not fun just chilling in the lodge for over an hour until the busses start loading#but the work is fine i'm enjoying it enough#hopefully by the time this posts i'll have been able to start taking my ski lessons which i'm super excited for#i want to learn to ski so so bad#also!! i managed to befriend one of the ski instructors on accident#he's from the same area i am as well so we talked a lot about that lol#but he's sweet i like talking to him#i made a comment about how my brother was getting so old bc he turns 18 in june and he went#so what does that make me#sorry but you are 21 you are baby to me (a whole 24 years old)#the difference is i've known my brother for his whole life and you for all of like. three days#but yeah that's mod's life so far its been chill#but man i get winded just climbing the stairs up to the lodge every morning#tbf we are at like. 11000 feet above sea level so like#the air is suuuuuuuuper thin#also we're right along the continental divide too#its beautiful 10/10 would recommend#also editing this on 11/21 to add the steve buschemi screengrab
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zhongxiao and their silly lil matching outfits they're so cute
#my art#xiao#zhongli#zhongxiao#genshin impact#art#ZX HEIGHT DIFFERENCE GOT ME FCUFKED UP#zhongli's legs are almost as long as xiao's entire body...#canonical zx height difference#xiao is on a platform here tho#do you think zhongli gets old man back aches from smooching xiao#worth it
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im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.
#eliot posts#the other day my roommate was talking abt how she hates shaving#but does it anyway bc she doesn't want people to be mean to her about her body hair#and i was like yeah i mean i used to#also worry about that bc my mother was always so fucking cruel to me when i didn't shave#but as an adult i find that it's extremely rare that anyone even mentions it (tho my body hair is pretty light so that could be a factor)#but even when people are shitty i find that i no longer give a shit about what what those idiots have to say about my body#but i understand that that can be a hard step to take so if you need to keep shaving for your own comfort then i won't judge#but on the inside i was just like#*ibuprofen hand meme* ''let's get called disgusting hairy d*kes together <3''#i had a great time showing off my pit hair at the pool today!#(i get read as a woman when im swimwear cuz i can't hide my body as much. so i get read as a hairy masculine woman.)#i show off my leg hair every time i wear shorts but like. my leg hair is Pathetic#i look practically prepubescent vis a vis my leg hair (my mother still calls it disgusting lmao)#but my pit hair is pretty good#i occupy a weird gendered place in society where i am more of a man in identify but society genders me as a woman#the only time i feel remotely okay being seen as a woman is when i am seen as a BAD woman. a woman who cannot/will not be A Proper Lady#it's not an entirely ACCURATE view of me but there's Something in it
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polaris
#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#izzy hands#ofmd s2 spoilers#felt a little odd finishing this angsty piece while izzy in the new episodes is actually coping now. badly. very badly. but he is coping.#but i literally spent the entire second episode gaping at my roommate it's literally everything i ever wanted#put that man in the fucking centrifuge#he's missing three toes he's crying in front of the crew he's in a toxic relationship with a man he “has love” for he's missing a leg-#he tried to kill himself he FAILED to kill himself he's a wet cat in a cardboard fucking box im literally obsessed with him
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now that the seven busiest days of the year are FINALLY over, I can get back to my Maximus insanity. here have a close-up of the hands and arms that make guest appearances in every daydream I have ever had
#fun fact: every night i am getting absolutely WRECKED by him in bed because we’re Married™️#i will have more to say tonight but honestly what more is there to say#hands hands hanDS HANDS HANDS HANDSSSDS#i need him to grip me like the fleeting glimpse of happiness#i need to hold onto him like he’s my last chance of joy#ohh how i have missed being on this blog every day all day#this is my entire support system#having a rough time so i think i might rewatch gladiator#no one is having as bad a time as maximus#so we can be sad and lonely together#and then happy and fulfilled together! *sobs*#but anyway#salivating rolling on the floor screeching at volumes previously unknown to man over this picture#i wish i were that white dust all over his hands#i wish i were on my knees between his legs looking up at him while he holds my face in his hands#I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING#TO MAKE HIM SMILE#TO SEE HIM LAUGH#TO FEEL HIS SWEET TOUCH#gonna have a full on mental breakdown over him#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe#text posts
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“I had talked with him perhaps half a dozen times in the past month and found, to my disappointment, that he had little to say.”
then why do you keep talking to him. why do you keep coming to the parties. you could just not go. you could just not be friends with your neighbor if hes SOOOOO boring…
…unless—
#the great gatsby#nick carraway#jay gatsby#natsby#im back on my bullshit with this quote#it drives me insane#like yes nick we get it people talk to you sometimes but you have two entire legs with which to walk away#unless they’re too busy wrapped around a man’s waist?
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Riding him like you're stealing his soul, sultrily smoothing out your left palm flatly onto his heaving chest, pressing down ever so lightly as you roll and grind your hips perfectly along his solid hips, getting that perfect angle deep inside of you as you grin coyly, seductively "You want to be a daddy so bad, don't you baby?" and he gets all flustered and almost cums immediately on the spot from your depriving, promising words.
"Here, let's make you a good father then baby, just give everything to me - make me a pretty mommy, baby"
#and if I said Miguel fucking O'hara???#that man would go off THE RAILSSSS GOT HIS GEARS GOING#he thought you couldn't be even more attractive but with that lulling filthy voice of yours...'threatening' him to become a father...#oh lord I'LL BE PRAYING FOR YOUR INSIDES AND WELL BEING ENTIRELY BABES 😳🙏🏼#THAT MAN WILL NOT BE COMPLETELY SATIATED WITH YOU WITH JUST A MERE OF 2-3 ROUNDS WITH YOU#YOU TRIGGERED HIS BABY FEVER AND YOU'RE GOING TO IMMEDIATELY REGRET IT#OH GOD OH GOD OH GODDD#and when you pleadingly say 'please' at the end of your last sentence with that adoring soft voice of yours with shaky pants...--#best BELIEVE that man will have you instantly pressed onto your back legs on his broad strong shoulders and ruthlessly pounding into you#someone knock me out and make my ass go to sleeeep 🙃🫠😭#miguel o'hara x reader#miguel o'hara#atsv
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I'm on an OC kick and also super indecisive so I spun a wheel (thank you for choosing for me, RNG).
Ricardo is a body guard and is bffs with Marlo. Ricardo's current job is watching after a celebrity's daughter who the public doesn't know even exists. She's just a teenage girl vibing with her mom and getting texts and calls from her dad (who loves her a whole lot and keeps her out of the spotlight very purposefully) and has this bodyguard and his weird friend. Marlo is just vibing with his best friend.
(Also Marlo would absolutely laugh if he heard Ricardo say "someone called me eye candy and it wasn't you and now I think you should call me that")
#my characters#i have an ask in my inbox that has me obsessively thinking about drawing fanart#but i just dont have the energy for what i want to draw for it#its been a rough day guys im dying (allergies and lacking sleep)#(why are allergies so bad today i ask after shoving my face into a cat while knowing im allergic to cats)#there are some prices i will always suffer and pay in life and the cat allergy is one of them you cant keep me away from a cat#im shoving my face in their fur and you CANT STOP ME FROM IT and also they kept bothering me#anyway i got to bed at like 6am after a lot of zoomies and restless legs and then#woke up with both cats in the guest bed with me and man i will not know peace for a few days#worth it tho bc i love them and i will take suffering if it means cattention#i dont really have much to say about the ocs tbh theyre just buddies being guys and then theres a teenage girl sometimes#and people suspect ricardo is her dad and she cant really say no my dads (celebrity) since thats the entire point of rico#so she makes sure its not troublesome for him to have people assume things like that and hes just#idc im in love with my best friend and hes not giving me any kids so not like anyone will start drama if im not with your mom#but he is also ! friends with the celebrity and his wife so he does just go on Family Outings with the wife and daughter#and sometimes marlo because the wife knows of him and invites him sometimes but she treats#rico and marlo like sons instead which is a bit weird to the daughter but she likes her weird fake brothers slash dad and question mark#marlo dyes his hair pink if that matters and has been doing so for a v long time
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Me, someone with lifelong leg pain and also walks a lot:
Barry Allen, minding his own business:
Me:
Me:
Me: [pulls out headcanon notebook]
#eyooo ur boi is in PAIN rn fam#so i am projecting that on barry allen#pre-powers barry? DEFINITELY#that man had leg pain all day errryday#post-powers? Still Pain!#he runs more than usual in one week?#spends the entire next day debilitated#because what if my faves also felt my pain?#also please send sympathies to me specifically because hooo boi i am having a TIME my guys /nf /lh#barry allen#the flash tv#the flash#headcanon
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every day my brain produces the sentence 'blue doesn't deserve that zero's dick probably has a vibrate function. but in this life we don't get what we deserve we get what we get'. and every day I have to sigh and go 'I mean it's true but should you say it'
#posts I have been holding off on making for years but you know. maybe I do need to say it. maybe that will exorcise it#campaign star wars#zeblue#minister blue#agent zero#evil campaign#whatever zero's got going on down there has always been a hilarious sort of 'you know what? none of my business!#that's a private matter. happy for him and well wishes any way that shakes out' situation for me. rarely has a fictional character#made me feel more like respectfully averting my eyes and minding my own damn business. since his legs mostly seem to be artificial#(them robotic glutes synox gets enraptured by in battle) I suspect one answer is more likely but like man not for me to say#his poor body has been through enough I'm not gonna gawk at it on top of all that#never had this response to any other character so it's doubly hilarious. zero privileges. respectful mental modesty towel#I will politely avert my eyes like a real bro have fun with your insufferable megalomanical twink champ#I don't think anyone else should have to deal with him but you clearly want to so go for it#yes I have written entire sex scenes with this mindset and it basically worked out#because the erotically charged element here is a lot more about the dynamics involved than the body parts hahaha
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If you're not nice to Nyon Specter, we can't be friends, I'm sorry.
#ts4#sims 4#nyon specter#nervous subject#nyon's entire existence is fix-it-fic and for once i am HERE for it#i don't like most of sims 4's tweaks and retcons to existing townies#dirk dreamer my boy what did they do to you in get famous#but nyon was a good move#the whole beaker story was unnecessarily sinister even for sims 2#how do you f up a guy's life so bad that his only redeeming quality is being too shy to say the rude thing he's thinking#and knowing never to skip leg day#i used to move him in with a better household age him down and have them teach him better character values#just so he could have a chance at a normal life#and like now we have nyon at a point in life where we can stop his trauma before it starts#also does mans have a faint vitiligo patch on his forehead or am i tripping and that's just a natural part of the tone used?#i'm leaning on the latter bc i can't find it in any skin details categories#ALSO WHERE TF ARE HIS MAIN BOOTS I HAVE EVERY PACK LIKE THE WHALE I AM BUT I CANT FIND THEM IN CAS I WANT TO USE THEM ON OTHER SIMS SO BAD#I TOGGLED FEMALE AND UNISEX CLOTHING AND OTHER FASHION TYPES AND EVERYTHING#kurage's ramblings
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post depressive episode clarity like what the fuck do you mean they'll never disappear, just fade.
#mine#tw: sh#i'll be a 30yo woman a 40yo woman a 50yo woman a 60yo woman and someday an old woman with SCARS ON MY ENTIRE LEGS?? like forever????#and i KNOW i broke through enough skin layers for these to never heal entirely like catscratches do#forever? for real? like the rest of my days? i'm never gonna have a healthy clean body like everyone else ever again?#it's THAT easy to just throw it away forever in a second?#i'm gonna be sick#what the fuck man#like both shoulders both thighs both calves entirely ruined#what the actual. fuck.#FUCK.#the awful part of the last year is over thank god#it was an episode lasting from like idk january until#august maybe#i think i'm finally feeling better#but i was really looking into legal psychiatric euthanasia there. drafting my fucking mail to the Dying With Dignity type companies#cause i went to a shrink who told me that i have bpd and while i didn't believe him#fact of the matter is that in some eu countries you're allowed to get euthanized for that. so .#but that doesn't matter i'm a bit better now i'm not thinking about it as much anymore#but it sickens me that#not only do i have to fucking take it alone#but i also have to deal with a lifetime of ridicule disgust “turn off” and pity afterwards#my own best friend told me to make sure to cover up when we slept at a relative's#and i felt it was ridiculous that anyone could even judge me negatively based on the scars when it's me who had to deal with this shit#not them!! and clearly it wasn't fucking easy!!! like if anyone it's not you who's getting hurt from this!!!!!!#i asked her whether she would ever be thrown off by seeing healed scars#and in the coldest tone she replied 'No but I would not know how to explain that to my kids.'#the relatives did not. in fact. have kids.
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So like... do you think Kim Kitsuragi is a clingy motherfucker if he's really, truly comfortable with someone?
I mean like, obviously he isn't. His entire personality is centered around not letting anyone ever see the truly damaged parts of his soul. He's hiding some of the shit from himself as much as from anyone else. No matter how close to someone he gets he's never gonna be comfortable reaching that deep into his mind and memories and pulling this kind of stuff up for everyone ("everyone") to see. But there's just something so tempting about seeing him drop all his walls, not being on his guard at all, pulling his partner into a quick hug every time he walks past, stealing his clothes from the hamper because that's when they smell the most like him, buying all the dumb shit that reminds him of his partner and not ever stopping to think if it was silly, tightly wrapping himself around him when falling asleep, all the tiny little shit all the time (but only in the privacy of their home and his mind), because for once he feels safe enough to just be whoever he is. Not even whoever he wants to be, just... Whoever he is, flaws and fucked up past and broken dreams and all.
Obviously he isn't, but what if he was?
#Disco Elysium#Kim kitsuragi#Herr's personal tag#I just like the idea of him and a dear bf hanging out on a sofa#Watching an absolutely terrible car chase movie they've seen nine times already#And the bf getting up to go pee or bring some snacks or whatever#And Kim just#Grabbing his leg and refusing to fucking let go#Because no#Man I've spent my entire life waiting for this#For the opportunity to actually feel like this#Truly loved and accepted for who I am#No buts no ifs#And I'll be fucking damned if you're getting up now#I'm getting all the goddamn love and affection and physical contact I can get#Ah kimothy my beloved#He'll be the death of me
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