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vaguely-concerned · 8 days ago

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every day my brain produces the sentence 'blue doesn't deserve that zero's dick probably has a vibrate function. but in this life we don't get what we deserve we get what we get'. and every day I have to sigh and go 'I mean it's true but should you say it'

#posts I have been holding off on making for years but you know. maybe I do need to say it. maybe that will exorcise it #campaign star wars #zeblue #minister blue #agent zero #evil campaign #whatever zero's got going on down there has always been a hilarious sort of 'you know what? none of my business!#that's a private matter. happy for him and well wishes any way that shakes out' situation for me. rarely has a fictional character #made me feel more like respectfully averting my eyes and minding my own damn business. since his legs mostly seem to be artificial #(them robotic glutes synox gets enraptured by in battle) I suspect one answer is more likely but like man not for me to say #his poor body has been through enough I'm not gonna gawk at it on top of all that #never had this response to any other character so it's doubly hilarious. zero privileges. respectful mental modesty towel #I will politely avert my eyes like a real bro have fun with your insufferable megalomanical twink champ #I don't think anyone else should have to deal with him but you clearly want to so go for it #yes I have written entire sex scenes with this mindset and it basically worked out #because the erotically charged element here is a lot more about the dynamics involved than the body parts hahaha

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