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Sound on 🔉🔊
No one was doing it in my knowledge, so I had to! Thankyou @elrondapologist for the inspiration
Magic Winx! ✨🧚🏾♂️
More of my memes
#my editing is bad btw#my memes#i have no knowledge & only a 5 year old android phone#trop#rop#adar#adariel#rings of power#the rings of power#trop season 2#sam hazeldine#morfydd clark#galadriel#adar rings of power#adar rop#adar trop#adar the rings of power#uruk#uruk daddy#trop crack#trop memes#winx club#winx enchantix#rings of power memes#nenya#tolkien#my post
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i'll give you a boop, anywhere you wanna go.
#good omens#boop#boop o meter#boop omens#ineffable husbands#sorry djhfdjh#aziracrow#good omens shitpost#good omens memes#good omemes#THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE#aziraphale#crowley#april fool's day#april fools 2024#my edits#btw i wanted to do “received ;_;” but i couldn't find it anywhere. too bad. get booped crowley#ineffable boop#gos1#good omens s1#i need you to know i consider this my magnum opus
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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excuse me?
#hermitcraft#cubfan135#what was he DOING#this is from xisuma's ep btw. he's got a lot of fun statistics from this season.#edit: added ID! i only remembered right after i posted. my bad.
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how do you think Light Yagami was impacted by 9/11. he would have been 14 btw.
#edit: APPARENTLY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN CHECK THE NOTES#BTW guys it's a bad joke to say that he stopped it bc the manga is from 2003 so it is chronologically impossible xoxo#if he was impacted at all#he would have been 14 btw.#by my own estimation#death note#light yagami#light death note#yagami raito#I said this#9/11#I rewrote this like five times. really in my 'trying too hard with post phrasing' era#now that it's famous i'm adding the 14 part to the original so my little observation is out there xoxo <3#chem's death note arc
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You'll notice that something is terribly wrong, they offer the world and they turn and they're gone.
#ts4 render#simblr#ts4#the sims 4#lilith vatore#caleb vatore#vladislaus straud#edits#idk my own tags anymore uh#i hate this btw just take it christ#guns tw#breaking bad song tho lol
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edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.
#this is NORMAL BEHAVIOR . its IMPORTANT to SEE in there. what if there are clowns or killers.#to be clear. all my soaps and liquids are very different shapes and identifying them is not a concern. its the terror of the unknown#edit: btw im not trying to convert anyone. but i am gonna shotgun more concerns:#facewashing: you hold the glasses in your hands (the arm between your fingers.) or you set them down for a little bit#the fog: this is a non issue /srs. i rinse them down before i do the rest so they don't fog up#the water: my lenses might be water repellent? idk. the drops that remain are small and unobtrusive#the hard water damage: again this is a non issue. the water where i live is not that hard. id be washing them in the water anyways#drying droplets: i wipe them with a glasses cloth after i get out of the shower#i do not care that you guys dont wear your glasses but i DO think you should google how to clean glasses before#telling everyone very confidently that getting them wet is?? bad for them??? clean your glasses dude
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the final phrase of my last sentence / hangs in the air, sounding stupider and stupider
#THE LINK IS MY BIRDRICK PLAYLIST. LISTEN TO IT PLEASEEEEE#rick and morty#birdrick#rick sanchez#rick c137#oh my GOD i struggled w the colours on this one. im SOOOO bad at colours man 😭😭😭😭😭 bane of my life#idgaf if this isnt how it happened in the actual scene. imagery over truth#if it bothers u ummm imagine its a dream or smth.#had to take dreadful reference pics of myslef for this. worth it#i might change the playlist art at some point to smth more fitting but idgaf i just want to show ppl now#and ive wanted to draw this for a whileee now lol#BUT YEAHHHHH. LISTEN TO MY PLAYLIST BOY#artsbotz#oh my god ok im not makinga ny more tiny edits. POST#COMPLETELY FORGOT TO TALK ABT THE PLAYLIST LOL#urmm hopefully its kinda clear which pov each song is. except a few kinda mixed ones#it goesssss all the way from them meeting up until like. s5 ending kinda#apologies again for all the csh. youll have to cope im afraid#its vital listening. listen to twin fantasy btw. btw
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#nctinc#nct#kpopco#malegroupsnet#malegroupsedit#mgroupsedit#renjun#nct dream#my edit#frankfurt!renjun you will always be famous <3#ignore the bad quality btw
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please do yourself a favor and listen to david tennant malvolio reading the fake love letter to him (act 2 scene 5 of twelfth night). im going to actually start sobbing. oh my GOD
#twelfth night#shakespeare#malvolio#david tennant#my edits#ws#DYING AND SCREAMING. SHAKING AND SOBBING#HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO BALANCE HOW FUCKING FUNNY THIS SCENE IS BUT ALSO PLAY IT IN SUCH A WAY#WHERE MY HEART BREAKS SO BADLY FOR HIM AND I AM ALSO SUFFERING THE WORST SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT OF MY LIFE#DAVID TENNANT MALVOLIO MY WET BEAST OF ALL TIME MYYYYYYYY PATHETIC LOSER EVERRRRRRRRRRR#I CANT TAKE THE HANDS OFF MY FACE I AM SO EMBARRASSED I FEEL SO FUCKING BAD FOR HIM PLEASE SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR MAN#THE WAY HE TRIPS AND FALLS OVER THE BOXTREE AT THE START AND ITS SOMEHOW DOWNHILL FROM THERE#th production of twelfth night i just watched (mark rylance's version) has malvolio played in such a way#where he's sort of like this doddering old fool that gets easily duped by the prank#here it's like. david really plays into how malvolio thinks he's ALL that he thinks he's soooooo so smart#and that's why he's even falling for it at all#and like this def has more basis in the text cuz maria is like Oh this loser thinks so highly of himself and thinks everyone likes him#this is going to be how my plan works#which is so so mean btw i think this woman has something wrong with her too
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tl;dr till sings the "hope theme" motif and a note progression that represents love (typically of a woman) (disclaimer i dont actually study music theory BUT I DID look at sources)
while i was listening to blink gone i noticed that till sang a minor 7th leap followed by a minor 3rd leap down. (his parts below!!)
respectively, the lyrics he sings translates to "before this piercing radiant moment / fades away" and "and the fiery thrill / blazes out to the sky" both generally are about something star-like. regardless of the way they disappear (fading or exiting with a blaze of glory), the moment itself was thrilling, exciting, and bright.
wow i wonder where we've seen that concept before! wonder if it has anything to do with beta round 6 and how he was trapped in the meteor shower! (also how some of beta round 6's concepts bled into round 7!)
in addition, the celestial qualities of the lyrics could symbolize the faraway stars or points of brightness in his life, like mizi or ivan. in his graduation note, he refers to mizi as an angel ("If angels were real you’d be one wouldn’t you?" <- crossed out) , while luka reminds till of ivan prior to the "and the fiery thrill" line.
NOT TO MENTION the callback to ivans lyrics but thats a whole other thing
but i digress with the lyrics symbolism, let's talk about the note progression! similarly to the lyrics, the musical significance of the minor 7th leap is related to distance, or the concept of something/someone far away. (this is due to the minor 7th leap being almost a full octave!!)
in other media, the leap is used in a similar way, mainly underscoring other themes within the narrative. most notably the leap is used in the joy luck club opening (overarching thematics of the american dream)
sylvia maltby, a professor at the british columbia conservatory of music refers to this leap as the "hope theme." "The upward leap of a minor seventh has positive attributes; hope, joy, happiness and prosperity."
in relation to alnst, at this point in the episode theres a distinct lack of hope. till isn't singing because he believes he'll be saved, he's singing because it's a necessity. because it's guaranteed he'll be shot if he stops. and he's tried that before.
imo, since these leaps happen earlier in the round, they serve more as foreshadowing for his literal leap of faith and hope. haha depressing
"but it's only 3 notes! how important could they be?" well. according to richard wagner, a notable composer (and another source maltby cited), the minor 7th leap not only represents hope but the love of a woman. woww wonder where that shows up
mizi is both a faraway concept and loved. prior to till seeing her, he believed she was dead. she was physically gone, forever, and even before her alleged death, she was a deified and treated like an angel. till himself didn't even know mizi well, but despite this, he wanted to protect her.
as i mentioned before, this leitmotif foreshadows till's actions, chiefly his leap into hope. throughout the round he was broken down and constantly in a state of guilt, stress, and regret. of course the appearance of mizi would blast him with hope, she was supposed to be dead. till believed he would die alone, knowing he's only on stage because another died for him.
but then mizi shows up, a beacon that carries hopes and dreams. of unadulterated love. he reaches out, and-
did i ever mention how the next note is left musically unresolved?
how about the ending lullaby never hitting the last note?
#EVER SINCE I JOINED THE FANDOM I HAVE BEEN FEARING THIS MOTIF AND WAHHFHHFHE IT SHOWED UP#THIS IS SO LONG WHATHTEHELFELL#lmk if the formatting quirks make this easier or more annoying to read btw!! js trying to put emphasis on some things to get the main point#across quicker lolll#alien stage#alnst#plips rambles#plips theories#plips essays#i feel like this isnt actually that well put together i mean th draft in the discord was BAD but it was more understandable#bcs casual or wtv#bbahhhhhh#if i mentioned kierkgaard or the great gatsby this post would be so much longer lmao#no yeah this gets incredibly messy towards the end booo tomatoes#EASY LISTENING EXPERIENCE MY AHH BTW.... WTF#i feared this day#this motif#anywaysssss#i would edit but ehhhhhh
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incorrect yavin 99 quotes 1/?
#star wars#rogue one#rebelcaptain#cassian andor#jyn erso#bodhi rook#incorrect quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine#source: brooklyn 99#gifs#my edit#mine#dailyrebelcaptain#therebelcaptainnetwork#swedit#rogueoneedit#starwarsblr#thestarwarsdaily#starwarsfilms#starwarsedit#swtumblr#starwarshub#swcreators#finally i made it!#i did it#it's based on my incorrect quote that i wrote a year ago#this is my first time doing gifs btw#and i love the result#not bad for a first timer
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waiter! waiter! more polysho circus yuri please!!
#when i tell yall the lighting in these cards were KILLING ME.... 😭😭😭 so just ignore how bad my shading is okay#anyways i love this set and i love mr showtime (emukasa cover 🔛🔝 btw)#emu otori#otori emu#tsukasa tenma#tenma tsukasa#rui kamishiro#kamishiro rui#nene kusanagi#kusanagi nene#project sekai#wonderlands x showtime#prsk#pjsk#proseka#project sekai colorful stage#colorful stage#wondasho#wxs#my edit#black edit#emu tag
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this is more of a wip than anything, but here ya go :)
You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space; every single atom of your existence. And I divide them.
#not finished with this but I’m too lazy to edit it kajskajsjhs so here u go#sorry about the lineweight btw. ik it’s all over the place lol#rose tyler#bad wolf#doctor who#billie piper#doctor who spoilers#doctor who fanart#dw spoilers#dw#dw fanart#dw art#doctor who art#my art
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#dhmis#don't hug me i'm scared#animation#dhmis duck#dhmis red guy#my art#no loop just a jarring restart back at the start because i don't even have enough time to make this much less make the snow loOOP#thank u to my asker who gave me this to do instead of any one of the pile of things i have to do already:)#love it#sincere btw#i love them with my whole heart akfjaskldjflsdj#fluffybird#lol the redundant tag up there#welp too bad i cant edit tags without destroying all the others after it and no im not going to retype them all
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he wants me, i want him, we’re perfect for each other
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#i need him so bad#WHAT A MAN#so soaked#no other man exists in the world btw#i’m sat.#his s10 era was everything#it’s rlly hard to type w one hand ima b honest#my heartbeat is so high everytime i see him#the walking dead#daryl dixon#daryl dixon x reader#daryl dixon smut#daryl dixon edit#daryl dixon fanfiction#daryl dixon x y/n#daryl dixon x female reader#norman reedus smut#norman reedus
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