#munching on popcorn

[morningstargirl666]

WIP WEDNESDAY

The shortest peak into the next chapter of TBBW you have ever seen:

Klaus flashed a dimpled smile, eyes bleeding yellow. “Hello Damon.”

[radiosummons]

I personally could never ship Bo-Katan and Din, but only on the basis that they give me "distant older cousin is upset they have to babysit their younger weirdo super religious homeschooled cousin" vibes.

That being said, I think it would be H I L A R I O U S if they ended up being a couple. I fuck with DinLuke so bad, but I can't deny that the sheer DRAMA of it all would be hilarious to watch go down.

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Prompt in Memes?! Yes.

[collectingavenuesmwue]

I’d grow a beard and join a fighting pit if I lost a baddie like Viktor or Caitlyn

[suntails]

you’ll love me at once ♫♪

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

May abstainers and Stein voters have the day they deserve.

[cassberry]

"Big B treated me right."

"Oh my god. I built you a panda reserve!"

Transcript:

Jimmy: What was your question?

Scar: It was 'Who was Grian's secret soulmate in Double Life?' and it was Big B because, you know, Grian was uh he was leaving at night.

Jimmy: Ohhh.

Scar: Telling me he was going to go get uh-

Jimmy: (overlapping) Leaving at night? What a cheater.

Scar: Going to get some gas or some gum at the gas station.

Grian: Big B treated me right.

Scar: Oh my god. I built you a panda reserve! So you could pet pandas!

(Grian and Mumbo laugh)

Mumbo: Are you guys, are you guys having cross cross season beef now as well? You're still bringing up-

Grian: It's bringing up all the bad memories.

Mumbo: (still laughing) Yeah!

[orphicauroras]

🎨 by madschofield

[artificial-hope]

Enemies to lovers frrrrr

you want me so bad it makes you look stupid - you know who

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU ?!?!?!????? BRADLEY DIE. STUPID IDIOT BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I LITERALLY WOULD NEVER WANT YOU EVER and the times when I'm high don't count btw they don't count

[theworkerofkeay]

*Low res Kayne reaction image be upon thee*

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

The 7 + Nico and Will watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show thinking it's a horror movie and being hella awkward when literally anything happens

[lefaystrent]

One random day, Patton declares he is going on vacation. He will be leaving the mindscape for awhile, and it's up to the rest of the gang to hold down the fort while he's gone.

"You're Thomas's sense of Morality; you can't just go on vacation," Logan points out.

Patton's grin goes a little too wide, his eyes a little too intense. "Watch me."

Remus bobs his head up and down to check him out. "Since when do you do the ominous thing? I thought that was my thing. Are we playing around with each other's thingies?"

"No–thing wrong with switching things up now and then," Patton says cheerfully.

Virgil squints. "Are you Deceit in disguise?"

"I am sitting right next to you, Virgil," Janus points out. "Also, I wouldn't be caught dead in a floral print."

"Are you going to Hawaii? Without me?!" Roman demands, eyeing Patton's– well, Hawaiian shirt he's donned on rather than his usual polo.

"Now, now Roman, this is nothing personal kiddo. I'm just taking some much needed me-time. So I'll need to take this journey alone."

"Oh thank God," Janus mutters while Logan blinks rapidly, flabbergasted. Logan spits out, "We are all personified pieces of one man's personality. By the nature of our existence, you can't be alone."

"That's quitter talk," Remus butts in. He literally turns and shows them his butt for some reason, though thankfully with pants still on. "Want me to yeet you out the door, Daddy-o? See how far you can go? Or maybe load you into a ballista and send you hurtling to a beautiful bludgeoning death?"

"No thanks, bud," Patton says far too good-naturedly. "Our dear lord in Heaven gave me two perfectly good legs to walk with. I think I'll be fine."

"You're serious? Just– what, gonna walk out the door?" Virgil questions sharply. Skeptical he may be, he seems somewhat interested in seeing how far Patton will take this bit.

"Absolutely! There's a whole big wide world out there! So much to do! So much to see!"

"So what's wrong with taking the back steets," both Remus and Roman sing at the same time.

"You guys will be fine for a while without me. But just in case you miss me, I have provided each of you with your very own Patton Pal."

They each look down into their hands where a small, stuffed version of Patton materializes. It has stitched in glasses, a removable Cardigan, and its mouth is in the shape of a heart.

"What," they all respond collectively.

"If you feel lonely or need a hug, you just give your Patton Pal there a good ole squeeze! That should tide you over until I get back. Anyways, I'm gonna skeddadle now. Bye! Love you!"

And Patton walks out the front door.

Dad has left the building.

Roman ponders with pursed lips, "Sooo, did we just get abandoned?"

"Nah, I'm sure he's just gone out to pick up some milk."

"Thank you, Remus."

Virgil rises up from the couch and strides over to the door in a huff. "Alright Pat, you can come out now."

The door swings open. A brick wall is revealed where there once was not one.

"Uhhh, guys?" Virgil asks the group, stepping back. Unconsciously, he grips his Patton Pal a little tighter.

"What in the Chris Angel Mindfreak?" Remus questions and taps at the brick. His nail makes a scraping sound along the mortar. Curious, he examines his finger and licks it.

"Did he trap us in the Mindscape?" Roman asks, squeezing in between his brother to test the solidity of the wall. It is indeed a wall.

"Is this his villain origin story?"

Janus rolls his eyes at the twins. "Patton's just serious for a change, that's all. He doesn't want to be followed, and obviously he must be out hanging with Thomas. Really now, have some sense."

"You do know who you're talking to, right?" Virgil asks him waving at the twins, to which Janus gives a saucy, "Touche."

Logan sighs and begins ascending the stairs.

"What, you're just gonna leave too?" Virgil calls after him.

"I have work to do, as I'm sure the rest of you do. Patton will return once he tires of this stunt."

Logan is gone and now it's just the four of them.

"Someone's salty about being abandoned," Roman comments too loudly.

"FALSEHOOD!"

"Alllll byyyyy myseeeelffff," Remus sings off-key.

Virgil debates whether to follow Logan up or try a window next. He stares down into the beady, button eyes of his Patton Pal doll.

"Need a hug?" Janus asks him teasingly, watching him.

Virgil scoffs and shoves the plush into his hoodie pocket. It's bulky, but it fits.

Will it stay there?

Will Patton ever return?

Will the sides use this time to overcome their differences and bond as a true family?

Find out next time on "Episodes From The Mindscape"!

The screen flicks off.

[veinsfullofstars]

Give it up, Mags - it’s like asking a fish to stop swimming.

(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Magolor and Marx having a typically heated conversation inside the Lor Starcutter. Top panel - Magolor hovers on our left, squinting in frustration with anger lines zigzagging from his head, one hand clenched in a fist at his side, the other pointing forward towards our right. He says, “Marx, if you keep making outdated meme references, I’m kicking you off my ship.” Bottom panel - Marx stands on our right, unbothered by the wizard’s threat, wearing a pair of sunglasses held in place with tape, sparkles flickering by his head. In alternating red and blue letters, he says, “That’s not very cash money of you.” END ID.)

Started 04/20/24, finished 05/13/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.

[crimeronan]

god the trump jury selection process really is my superbowl. i know 95% of you don't follow what's going on with the man but you should look up the staggering levels of diplomacy the currently remaining jurors are displaying.

how it's going: today trump's attorney asked a mexican-born juror who recently became a US citizen if being mexican would have an impact on his potential ruling, because of how this lawyer's client is a giant racist, and the guy was very thoughtfully like, "i..... fail to see how me being mexican affects whether or not a crime was committed.....?"

[bigdipperofthesea]

still not over how excited kabru was to hear that laios's party messed with black magic like look at this man

he is grinning, blushing, two seconds away from anime sparkle eyes and not even trying to hide it

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

watching mickey fall into the blade pit as we speak