#malevolent shitposting

[candycassowary]

[yogsothott]

Arthur had to lose his eyes so all the other horror podcast twinks can have so many extra ones, it's the law of equivalent exchange

[theworkerofkeay]

*Low res Kayne reaction image be upon thee*

[scrimbloart]

Haha noooo don't praise him

Jkjk... unless?

[rudycrowley]

Why does no one take my obsession with a pathetic whimpering british man seriously 😭

[thebookofthefaeries]

Arthur: People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in.

John: ???

Arthur: I'm very tired.

[vee-thebee]

i know we joke about jarchivist suffering from terminal “podcast protagonist always in a damn situation” disease but jesus christ i’ve never seen a more perfect example of that than arthur lester dude

this man woke up blind, doesn’t know who he is, there’s a dead body on the floor and a voice in his head that’s yelling at him and there has not been a single moment since where he has not been in a Damn Situation

[eldritch-asmr]

this came to me in a vision

[scrimbloart]

I needed this violently

when I first joined the Malevolent official discord in April 2021, there were some goofs being made about fanfiction and I made a quip about tender hand holding. HG send me this file the very next day.

Transcript:

Arthur: I- I don't understand- John: I want you to hold my hand, Arthur. Arthur: Okay! John: Tenderly. (Music starts playing) Arthur: All right. John: How does it...how does it make you feel? Arthur: It's...nice. I quite like it. John: Me too. (dramatic clang sound effect, music fades out)

[candycassowary]

[yogsothott]

Relistening to malevolent part 1 and getting jump scared by John's pre-T voice

[scrimbloart]

I'll just,, see myself out for this one

[scrimbloart]

Oh yeah that one's got a little kick to it

I will have to revisit it later

lots of malevolent art and concepts around John covering Arthur's eyes and that's good, great even, a major theme of the podcast in fact. but not nearly enough art of Arthur covering John's mouth.

[rudycrowley]

So, there are two of them now??

[wojtekaneko]

tfw the god of madness tells you to chill out

[vee-thebee]

malevolent drinking game take a shot every time arthur says “fuck” first person to get alcohol poisoning wins