#multi's incorrect quotes

[gothamite-rambler]

"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

[f1andfooty]

Random “incorrect quotes” 1

Part 2

[incorrect-f1-2010s-grid]

Sebastian: Bitch, why don't you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat and watch the honor rolls out!

Mark: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

Sebastian: No, I'm hitting on you

Sebastian: Flash me your abs, old man

[dewsgremlin]

Rain, staring over at Dewdrop with dreamy eyes: he is so handsome. He is the prince charming I always dreamed of.

Phantom, also staring at Dew: Yeah...he is so pretty with these incredible cheekbones and his silky hair. I think, to have him as boyfriend must be better than winning a few millions at a competition, rubber ducks and chocolate cookies...

[Aether, turning around and also looking at Dew, who is kneeling over Swiss and trying to shove his old, smelly socks into the mouth of the multi ghoul.]

Aether: Yeah, a real prince charming if you're into walking red flags.

[ttroubledwaters]

au where sirius called james "sunshine" and james called sirius "star twinkle."

[indisputablypercy]

I think I’m hilarious

[incorrectfandom-s]

Reid: What does 'take out' mean? Hotch: Food. Rossi: Dating Penolope: Murder Jj: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

[nimbusghoulette]

Rain: Truth or dare? Swiss: Truth. Rain: How many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week? Swiss: Dare. Rain: Go to sleep. Swiss: I no longer enjoy this game.

[dewey-ing-it]

Donald: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Mickey: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Donald: I—

Donald: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[incorrect-crossover-quotes]

Kim: Where's Steven, Ruby, and Ash?

Ben: They're playing hide and seek.

Kim: Where?

Ben: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Kim, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need-

Ruby: A family.

Ben: A better love life.

Steven: Mental stability.

Ash, shrugging: Bagels?

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Ben: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me the trumpet?

Ruby: Why?

Ben: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Kim.

Ruby: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Ben: Ruby, you have opened my eyes.

[the-killer-princess]

incorrect quotes centered around Affogato cookie

crunchy chip cookie: Time sensitive question how to flirt boy.

Dark cacao cookie: Throw rocks at him.

Caramel arrow cookie: Hot Dogs.

Affogato cookie: Kill him.

crunchy chip cookie: Thanks guys.

Dark cacao cookie: I am convinced crunchy chip cookie and Caramel arrow cookie share a brain cell.

Affogato cookie: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

crunchy chip cookie: Affogato cookie, I have a couple of words to say to you.

Clotted cream cookie: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.”

Financier cookie: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.

Financier cookie: Why do you look like that?

Clotted cream cookie, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Financier cookie: Like you’re dead.

Clotted cream cookie: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

crunchy chip cookie: Clotted cream cookie accidentally called Affogato cookie “babe” in front of everyone today.

Clotted cream cookie: *sobs into the floor*

Clotted cream cookie: I love you.

Affogato cookie: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Clotted cream cookie and Affogato cookie kiss passionately*

Financier cookie, to crunchy chip cookie: You owe me 20 dollars.

Caramel arrow cookie: so what is it like dating Affogato cookie?

Clotted cream cookie: well once he was angry with me and I asked him to bring me a glass of water,he brought me a glass of ice and told me to wait

Caramel arrow cookie: …

Clotted cream cookie: I love him so much 

Caramel arrow cookie : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Affogato cookie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Cream unicorn cookie I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Affogato cookie, very much awake: Uh oh.

Caramel arrow cookie : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Affogato cookie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Cream unicorn cookie walks in*

Affogato cookie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Caramel arrow cookie , to Cream unicorn cookie: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Affogato cookie: *starts cackling*

Caramel arrow cookie : I do!

Affogato cookie: *laughs harder*

Caramel arrow cookie , knocking on the door: Affogato cookie, open up!

Affogato cookie: It all started when I was a kid.

Caramel arrow cookie : That’s not what I-

Cream unicorn cookie: Let them finish!

Caramel arrow cookie : ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Affogato cookie: I just wanna fucking marry Cream unicorn cookie!!

Affogato cookie: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.

[byanyan]

ok i'm alive and we have a vet appointment for cookie tomorrow... fortunately we're being allowed to bring her in with us for our counselling appointments so we don't have to cancel those, thank god

overall feeling a less violently terrible so far today but Waiting Mode���️ might kick in, so. idk. honestly might reblog that incorrect quotes meme later for a simple distraction ajdgksj

[spoiledberry]

Swiss: Hey, i was thinking...

Dewdrop, lying on the couch with his legs in Rain's lap: oh, that's a new one!

Swiss: Shut up. Ahem! You... And Rain can kinda can communicate by telepathically, right?

Rain: Well, It's not really telepathic..We just have a very similar way of thinking, and because Dew spent most of his life as Water, we -

Swiss: yeayeayeah, i know! Not the point... Actually, sorry, that was rude. But what i wanted to ask was... If you guys can have whole conversations like that, why you don't?

Dew: ...We do.

Swiss:... Wait, you do?

Rain, laughing: Yeah, All the time pff! We just don't do it when you guys are around.

Dew, correcting: Almost don't do it~.

Swiss: Wait... What do you mean "almost"? —Sweating—

Rain, starting to grin: —Looking at Dew—

Dew, also grinning: —Looking at Rain—

Swiss:... Are you guys doing it right now??

—Dew and Rain getting up and looming over Swiss—

Dew: Hey, buddy we we're thinking-

Swiss, starting to run: HELP!

[evil-forest-creature]

incredible screenshot from RP accounts

[dewsgremlin]

Phantom, crying: There is a big spider in the bathroom!

Rain: Tell Dew to bring the spider outside, babybat.

Phantom, crying even more: I can't.

Dewdrop comes in: Just leave Andy alone, okay?! He lives in the bathtub. He is the single father of a lot of little baby spiders - they're far to many to count them - and he relies on my support.

Rain: ...

Aether: ...

Phantom: *crying*

Swiss, looking interested: financial or emotional support?

[magnetengineer]