#multi's incorrect quotes

[gothamite-rambler]

"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

[f1andfooty]

Random “incorrect quotes” 1

Part 2

[dewsgremlin]

Rain, staring over at Dewdrop with dreamy eyes: he is so handsome. He is the prince charming I always dreamed of.

Phantom, also staring at Dew: Yeah...he is so pretty with these incredible cheekbones and his silky hair. I think, to have him as boyfriend must be better than winning a few millions at a competition, rubber ducks and chocolate cookies...

Aether, turning around and also looking at Dew, who is kneeling over Swiss and trying to shove his old, smelly socks into the mouth of the multi ghoul.

Aether: Yeah, a real prince charming if you're into walking red flags.

[noirsnonsense]

au where sirius called james "sunshine" and james called sirius "star twinkle."

[indisputablypercy]

I think I’m hilarious

[incorrectfandom-s]

Reid: What does 'take out' mean? Hotch: Food. Rossi: Dating Penolope: Murder Jj: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

[nimbusghoulette]

Rain: Truth or dare? Swiss: Truth. Rain: How many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week? Swiss: Dare. Rain: Go to sleep. Swiss: I no longer enjoy this game.

[dewey-ing-it]

Donald: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Mickey: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Donald: I—

Donald: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[the-killer-princess]

incorrect quotes centered around Affogato cookie

crunchy chip cookie: Time sensitive question how to flirt boy.

Dark cacao cookie: Throw rocks at him.

Caramel arrow cookie: Hot Dogs.

Affogato cookie: Kill him.

crunchy chip cookie: Thanks guys.

Dark cacao cookie: I am convinced crunchy chip cookie and Caramel arrow cookie share a brain cell.

Affogato cookie: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

crunchy chip cookie: Affogato cookie, I have a couple of words to say to you.

Clotted cream cookie: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.”

Financier cookie: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.

Financier cookie: Why do you look like that?

Clotted cream cookie, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Financier cookie: Like you’re dead.

Clotted cream cookie: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

crunchy chip cookie: Clotted cream cookie accidentally called Affogato cookie “babe” in front of everyone today.

Clotted cream cookie: *sobs into the floor*

Clotted cream cookie: I love you.

Affogato cookie: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Clotted cream cookie and Affogato cookie kiss passionately*

Financier cookie, to crunchy chip cookie: You owe me 20 dollars.

Caramel arrow cookie: so what is it like dating Affogato cookie?

Clotted cream cookie: well once he was angry with me and I asked him to bring me a glass of water,he brought me a glass of ice and told me to wait

Caramel arrow cookie: …

Clotted cream cookie: I love him so much 

Caramel arrow cookie : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Affogato cookie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Cream unicorn cookie I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Affogato cookie, very much awake: Uh oh.

Caramel arrow cookie : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Affogato cookie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Cream unicorn cookie walks in*

Affogato cookie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Caramel arrow cookie , to Cream unicorn cookie: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Affogato cookie: *starts cackling*

Caramel arrow cookie : I do!

Affogato cookie: *laughs harder*

Caramel arrow cookie , knocking on the door: Affogato cookie, open up!

Affogato cookie: It all started when I was a kid.

Caramel arrow cookie : That’s not what I-

Cream unicorn cookie: Let them finish!

Caramel arrow cookie : ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Affogato cookie: I just wanna fucking marry Cream unicorn cookie!!

Affogato cookie: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.

[incorrect-crossover-quotes]

Kim: Where's Steven, Ruby, and Ash?

Ben: They're playing hide and seek.

Kim: Where?

Ben: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Kim, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need-

Ruby: A family.

Ben: A better love life.

Steven: Mental stability.

Ash, shrugging: Bagels?

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Ben: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me the trumpet?

Ruby: Why?

Ben: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Kim.

Ruby: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Ben: Ruby, you have opened my eyes.

[spoiledberry]

Swiss: Hey, i was thinking...

Dewdrop, lying on the couch with his legs in Rain's lap: oh, that's a new one!

Swiss: Shut up. Ahem! You... And Rain can kinda can communicate by telepathically, right?

Rain: Well, It's not really telepathic..We just have a very similar way of thinking, and because Dew spent most of his life as Water, we -

Swiss: yeayeayeah, i know! Not the point... Actually, sorry, that was rude. But what i wanted to ask was... If you guys can have whole conversations like that, why you don't?

Dew: ...We do.

Swiss:... Wait, you do?

Rain, laughing: Yeah, All the time pff! We just don't do it when you guys are around.

Dew, correcting: Almost don't do it~.

Swiss: Wait... What do you mean "almost"? —Sweating—

Rain, starting to grin: —Looking at Dew—

Dew, also grinning: —Looking at Rain—

Swiss:... Are you guys doing it right now??

—Dew and Rain getting up and looming over Swiss—

Dew: Hey, buddy we we're thinking-

Swiss, starting to run: HELP!

[dewsgremlin]

Phantom, crying: There is a big spider in the bathroom!

Rain: Tell Dew to bring the spider outside, babybat.

Phantom, crying even more: I can't.

Dewdrop comes in: Just leave Andy alone, okay?! He lives in the bathtub. He is the single father of a lot of little baby spiders - they're far to many to count them - and he relies on my support.

Rain: ...

Aether: ...

Phantom: *crying*

Swiss, looking interested: financial or emotional support?

[evil-forest-creature]

incredible screenshot from RP accounts

[magnetengineer]

[iichorot]

Copia: This is horrible. This is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me. Swiss: Really, Papa? Even more embarrassing than when you were- Copia: We are not doing this.

[incorrectfandom-s]

Reid: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life  Hotch: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!  Rossi: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!  Penolope: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!  Jj: My moral code, is that you?  Reid:  Reid: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?