#multi's incorrect quotes

[gothamite-rambler]

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

[f1andfooty]

Random “incorrect quotes” 1

Part 2

[incorrect-f1-2010s-grid]

Sebastian: Bitch, why don't you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat and watch the honor rolls out!

Mark: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

Sebastian: No, I'm hitting on you

Sebastian: Flash me your abs, old man

[haunted-girlyy]

Rain, staring over at Dewdrop with dreamy eyes: he is so handsome. He is the prince charming I always dreamed of.

Phantom, also staring at Dew: Yeah...he is so pretty with these incredible cheekbones and his silky hair. I think, to have him as boyfriend must be better than winning a few millions at a competition, rubber ducks and chocolate cookies...

[Aether, turning around and also looking at Dew, who is kneeling over Swiss and trying to shove his old, smelly socks into the mouth of the multi ghoul.]

Aether: Yeah, a real prince charming if you're into walking red flags.

[ttroubledwaters]

au where sirius called james "sunshine" and james called sirius "star twinkle."

[indisputablypercy]

I think I’m hilarious

[incorrectfandom-s]

Reid: What does 'take out' mean? Hotch: Food. Rossi: Dating Penolope: Murder Jj: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

[nimbusghoulette]

Rain: Truth or dare? Swiss: Truth. Rain: How many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week? Swiss: Dare. Rain: Go to sleep. Swiss: I no longer enjoy this game.

[stars--and--scars]

Funny things my family/friends and I have said as HP quotes pt. 6

*playing a game where you come up with dumb pickup lines* Ginny: Did it hurt? When you fell from the vending machine? Beacuse you're a snack. *wink* Harry: That...would work on me

[dewey-ing-it]

Donald: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Mickey: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Donald: I—

Donald: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[incorrect-crossover-quotes]

Kim: Hey, champ~!

Ash: ... Oh, Arceus, I'm in trouble. You guys only call me that when I'm in trouble!

Steven: No, no, no! You're not in trouble! It's just... Well, we were making some breakfast...

Ash: ... Okay...

Kim: And we noticed that the ketchup was missing, and we immediately thought Pikachu took it again...

Ash: ... Okay...?

Steven: So we went looking for it in your room, and... Mind explaining what these are, champ?

(Steven and Kim hold up a blonde wig with a pink bow, and a frilly blue dress.)

Ash: ... Put those back or I swear I will let Muk smother you.

Kim: Oh, this is more than worth it.

Ash: Look, Jessie and James convinced me to do it once, and then it happened some more, and I guess I just... took to it.

Steven: Of course those raging bisexuals influenced you, somehow.

Kim: Not in the way I anticipated, though. I owe Ruby $15.

Ash: What are you going to do, now?

Steven: Oh, I'll tell you what we're going to do...

(Steven pulls out his own dress.)

Steven: -Expand your wardrobe!!!

[the-killer-princess]

incorrect quotes centered around Affogato cookie

crunchy chip cookie: Time sensitive question how to flirt boy.

Dark cacao cookie: Throw rocks at him.

Caramel arrow cookie: Hot Dogs.

Affogato cookie: Kill him.

crunchy chip cookie: Thanks guys.

Dark cacao cookie: I am convinced crunchy chip cookie and Caramel arrow cookie share a brain cell.

Affogato cookie: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

crunchy chip cookie: Affogato cookie, I have a couple of words to say to you.

Clotted cream cookie: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.”

Financier cookie: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.

Financier cookie: Why do you look like that?

Clotted cream cookie, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Financier cookie: Like you’re dead.

Clotted cream cookie: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

crunchy chip cookie: Clotted cream cookie accidentally called Affogato cookie “babe” in front of everyone today.

Clotted cream cookie: *sobs into the floor*

Clotted cream cookie: I love you.

Affogato cookie: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Clotted cream cookie and Affogato cookie kiss passionately*

Financier cookie, to crunchy chip cookie: You owe me 20 dollars.

Caramel arrow cookie: so what is it like dating Affogato cookie?

Clotted cream cookie: well once he was angry with me and I asked him to bring me a glass of water,he brought me a glass of ice and told me to wait

Caramel arrow cookie: …

Clotted cream cookie: I love him so much 

Caramel arrow cookie : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Affogato cookie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Cream unicorn cookie I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Affogato cookie, very much awake: Uh oh.

Caramel arrow cookie : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Affogato cookie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Cream unicorn cookie walks in*

Affogato cookie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Caramel arrow cookie , to Cream unicorn cookie: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Affogato cookie: *starts cackling*

Caramel arrow cookie : I do!

Affogato cookie: *laughs harder*

Caramel arrow cookie , knocking on the door: Affogato cookie, open up!

Affogato cookie: It all started when I was a kid.

Caramel arrow cookie : That’s not what I-

Cream unicorn cookie: Let them finish!

Caramel arrow cookie : ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Affogato cookie: I just wanna fucking marry Cream unicorn cookie!!

Affogato cookie: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.

[evil-forest-creature]

incredible screenshot from RP accounts

[byanyan]

ok i'm alive and we have a vet appointment for cookie tomorrow... fortunately we're being allowed to bring her in with us for our counselling appointments so we don't have to cancel those, thank god

overall feeling a less violently terrible so far today but Waiting Mode™️ might kick in, so. idk. honestly might reblog that incorrect quotes meme later for a simple distraction ajdgksj

[haunted-girlyy]

Phantom, crying: There is a big spider in the bathroom!

Rain: Tell Dew to bring the spider outside, babybat.

Phantom, crying even more: I can't.

Dewdrop comes in: Just leave Andy alone, okay?! He lives in the bathtub. He is the single father of a lot of little baby spiders - they're far to many to count them - and he relies on my support.

Rain: ...

Aether: ...

Phantom: *crying*

Swiss, looking interested: financial or emotional support?

[whimsicalworms]

If NJ had a twitter I could just imagine her going batshit, she'd also probably have multiple people trying to cancel her and that's what draws me to her

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NJ "Just fucking obliterated some dudes tires with my knife! Sorry!"

David "Those were my bf's tires."

NJ. "Ain't sorry anymore 😁!"

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NJ "Like to see how I feel about you!!"

NJ "@ Exercampbell U suck"

Exer "I didn't even like the post.."

NJ "oh I know."

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NJ "Remember not to hit women because they're angels on earth only hit guys with brown hair who have a therapist as a dad! "

Exer "Is this about me?"

NJ "Who else would it be about? Jackson? 💀 We don't even have a dad."