#incorrect crossover quotes

[incorrect-crossover-quotes]

Kim: Where's Steven, Ruby, and Ash?

Ben: They're playing hide and seek.

Kim: Where?

Ben: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Kim, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need-

Ruby: A family.

Ben: A better love life.

Steven: Mental stability.

Ash, shrugging: Bagels?

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Ben: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me the trumpet?

Ruby: Why?

Ben: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Kim.

Ruby: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Ben: Ruby, you have opened my eyes.

[onikiribattousai]

Alastor: I've already sent good vibes your way, they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Hoozuki: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

[fandomsarefamily1966]

If you're ever scared that you're not a good person, remember that bad people don't care about getting better.

Luz, to Steven

[zombieplaguedoc]

America: Hey Tord, cous?

Tord: *Shoots a picture of Tom as target practice* Yeah?

America: I'm still the hero, right?

Tord:

Tord: *looks at Rattlesnake Jake who comes back in from a hit and sets both his pistols on the table with a slam, then at SCP 049 who is in the process of curing someone in a spare room, then at Lady Dimitrescu who is chasing Ethan Winters around, swinging her claws at him and hitting him, then at Canada who is cleaning blood off his hockey stick, then back at America*

Tord:.....Sure?

[incorrect-crossover-quotes]

Ruby talking about Steven.

[zylev-blog]

Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.

Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.

Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?

Jazz: I am so glad you asked.

Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.

[amaramizuki666]

I have been pulled from the depths of my hibernation by this post. And now y'all should know my drill. I'm making this DP x DC baby.

Anyway

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Tim opened his door to see what looked to be a underweight preteen. The boy looked to be the personification of a wet cat. "Do you need something kid?" Tim's asks and leans aginst the door frame. Tim raked his eyes across the kid, he had ice blue eyes and black hair 'he looks like adoption bait'.

"I know what you are" the kid says. Tim raises a brow 'is this kid with the paparazzi or something?'. Tim tilts his head and tired smile on his lips "oh, Do you now?".

The kid with an all to serious expression lifts up a photo... of him.... as Red Robin climbing into his apartments window 'well fuck'.

Tim grabbed the kid by the wrist and pulled him into his apartment "so what do you want?" Tim asks cearfully, grabbing his coffee mug and nursing it as he stared the kid down.

Tim dosnt want to come off as threatening, but he won't just let the bratt expose him. "So you are Red Robin?" The kid says, not in a way that makes him seem unsure of himself, but like in the way he wants to hear it from Tim's lips.

"You can't prove it" Tim says calmly sipping his coffee. Tim knows he basically just conformed it, but he could tell the kid already knew.

The little shit gave Tim a wide smirk and pulled a manila folder, out of... somewhere? And hands it to him. Tim takes it, sets down his coffee, and opens it. Inside are a few dozen pictures of Tim, some were his mask is off while he is still in suite.

"Ok you got me, so what do you want?" Tim says slightly impressed, he is getting flashbacks to his younger years of chasing Batman and Robin with his camera.

"I'm going to be your sidekick" The kid says firmly. Tim's jaw drops. It feels like he is blue-screening. 'Is this how Bruce felt?' "Ok" The word left Tim's lips before he even relized.

The kid stuck out his hand "it's a pleasure doing business with you, I'm danny". 'You know what fuck it, this is my kid now' Tim smirked tiredly, taking Danny's hand (his ice cold hand) in a firmly grip "Guess we need to pick out a name for your then".

Danny's grin grows showing too many teeth "i already have one, is go by Phantom"

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I also think this would be hilarious if danny is actually older than Tim but is stuck as a sad meow meow because he stopped aging after he died, and ge saw Red Robin, practically on his own and most of the support he was receiving was from other teens, and deciding, no, no kid should be without adult support.

Danny wished he had someone to watch his Back besides his freinds and sister, sure they helped a lot, but he feels he would have been better off with an adult mentor (shut up vald you were never his mentor, just a creepy fruitloop).

And if Red Robin thinks he's a kid, all the better, it should make him less reckless if he thinks he has a kid to watch out for.

[dysfunctional-doodle]

They are the role models of all time. Don’t let them share ideas.

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I am so sorry for the horrible quality of this comic and lack of blog posts, I’ve been busy doing moving stuff for my final university year and it’s uh bleugh. Hopefully I can give some better content soon?

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

James: there’s 206 bones in the human body

James: 207 if I’m watching the new Slytherin seeker

Sirius: what the fuck…

[the-b1ah]

Part 1 of you can’t bench me!

Context:

Phantom and Red Hood have now been seen patrolling together pretty frequently. Ever since Phantom was introduced to the batfam he also pops over to say hi to the others.

They haven’t seen him in a couple days but Red Hood doesn’t seem worried though he won’t answer anyones questions.

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Phantom: I just wanted some ✨✨me time

Spoiler: BULLSHIT!

Red Robin: red hood def benched his ass to do school. Watch out he’s turning into B

Spoiler: ha! Soon we’ll catch hoodie running around in bat ears saying shit like “I am the night ”

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RR to phantom: quit your school join my emo vigilante gang (young justice)

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Mastserlist! | The origin | part 2

[hello-eden]

Tim: Your friends with all of your rogues? 

Danny: Yes almost all why, are you not?

Jason & Dick: NO

Danny: Skill issue

[incorrect-crossover-quotes]

Kim: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Ben: Put spaghetti in them.

Kim: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Ash: Put spaghetti in them.

Kim: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Ruby: Put spaghetti in them.

Kim: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Ben: C'mon, Kim. How sleep deprived could I have been?

Kim: You went to Mr. Smoothies, and when your order was called over the intercom, you dropped to your knees and shouted, "GOD HAS SPOKEN!"

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Steven: We could go to a haunted house this year!

Ash: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Ruby: Wait- WHAT?!!???!

Ash: Goodnight.

[winterschild101]

NICO DI ANGELO AND LOKI CROSSOVER (the image was getting me too many likes for not my art so bye bye)

No but can you IMAGINE? The Riordan Norse counterparts meeting? Oh gods does anybody remember Thor in Riordan verse Marvel Thor is gonna die of embarrassment.

One random thing I feel like they both listen to Maneskin and they fangirled over it when they found out.

Nah bro them going to pride parades and stuff together too, aaaaaaah this is so awesome.

Loki: This stupid mortal is annoying

Nico: *sigh* that's Percy.

Loki: oh...that one.....

Loki: ....

Loki: PERCY NICO DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND YOU"RE ANNOYIN-

[fandomsarefamily1966]

Luz: You know, being stuck in another world sure does bring out some interesting stuff in me.

Anne: You mean like your survival instincts?

Luz: ...

Anne: You mean like your survival instincts, right?

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

MC meets their male version!

#1

Something happened with one of the doors in Barbatos's room and. M!MC (male MC) ended up walking in this devildom where's our F!MC/GN!MC is.

Story list

Lucifer: .......so you're saying he basically travelled universe accidentally, because of your mistake.

Barbatos: it wasn't my mistake, the other Barbatos made the mistake

Lucifer: and now you want me to keep him here, with our mc?? Did Diavolo even approved it!?!

Barbatos: he was the one who suggested it, yes.

Lucifer: ...ugh *facepalms*

MC: *looking at M!MC with squinting eyes*

M!MC: *doing the same*

M!MC: ........ask away..

Mc: how big is that peni-

M!MC: that's the first thing you ask? ......Not surprised.

M!MC: I'll tell you , if you tell me your bra siz-

MC: Deal.

M!MC: Deal.

Barbatos:

Lucifer:

Barbatos: .... I'll see if I can fix it up till tomorrow.

Lucifer: please.

[A/N]: this is gonna be a series ......maybe :p

Common tag that used: MMC x MC (use this tag to find more)

Also I'm close to hitting 1k!! Thank you all!! Muwah :3

[aydien677]

Incorrect Quotes # 5?

Mc: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lucifer ? 

Lucifer : … No.

Satan : I do! 

Mc: I know, Satan. 

Satan: I Hate Lucifer

Mc: I know, Satan.

Levi : Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million grimm?

Mammon: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. 

Mc: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. 

Mammon: Good thinking.

Lucifer : Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. 

Mammon : You were flirting with Mc. 

Lucifer : So what? They're my partner. 

Mammon : You asked them if they were single. 

Lucifer : "..."

Mammon : "And then you cried when they said they weren't."

Solomon : Hey, Mc? Can I get some dating advice?

Mc: Just because I’m with Lucifer doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Satan : Why are you on the floor?

Belphie : I'm depressed.

Belphie : Also I was stabbed, can you get Beel, please

Mc: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? 

Mammon : The car takes a screenshot. 

Lucifer : For the last time, get the fuck out.

Mc: *subtly breaking the fourth wall* "I have now fed the fandom like throwing meat to the sharks."

Lucifer: "Dafuck?"

Barbatos: *who canonically breaks the fourth wall in the manga* "Good job Mc, should keep them distracted for a little longer"

Solomon: "?????"