#incorrect crossover quotes

[incorrect-crossover-quotes]

Kim: Where's Steven, Ruby, and Ash?

Ben: They're playing hide and seek.

Kim: Where?

Ben: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Kim, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need-

Ruby: A family.

Ben: A better love life.

Steven: Mental stability.

Ash, shrugging: Bagels?

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Ben: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me the trumpet?

Ruby: Why?

Ben: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Kim.

Ruby: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Ben: Ruby, you have opened my eyes.

[onikiribattousai]

Alastor: I've already sent good vibes your way, they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Hoozuki: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

[fandomsarefamily1966]

If you're ever scared that you're not a good person, remember that bad people don't care about getting better.

Luz, to Steven

[zombieplaguedoc]

America: Hey Tord, cous?

Tord: *Shoots a picture of Tom as target practice* Yeah?

America: I'm still the hero, right?

Tord:

Tord: *looks at Rattlesnake Jake who comes back in from a hit and sets both his pistols on the table with a slam, then at SCP 049 who is in the process of curing someone in a spare room, then at Lady Dimitrescu who is chasing Ethan Winters around, swinging her claws at him and hitting him, then at Canada who is cleaning blood off his hockey stick, then back at America*

Tord:.....Sure?

[incorrect-crossover-quotes]

Ruby talking about Steven.

[zylev-blog]

Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.

Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.

Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?

Jazz: I am so glad you asked.

Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.

[amaramizuki666]

I have been pulled from the depths of my hibernation by this post. And now y'all should know my drill. I'm making this DP x DC baby.

Anyway

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Tim opened his door to see what looked to be a underweight preteen. The boy looked to be the personification of a wet cat. "Do you need something kid?" Tim's asks and leans aginst the door frame. Tim raked his eyes across the kid, he had ice blue eyes and black hair 'he looks like adoption bait'.

"I know what you are" the kid says. Tim raises a brow 'is this kid with the paparazzi or something?'. Tim tilts his head and tired smile on his lips "oh, Do you now?".

The kid with an all to serious expression lifts up a photo... of him.... as Red Robin climbing into his apartments window 'well fuck'.

Tim grabbed the kid by the wrist and pulled him into his apartment "so what do you want?" Tim asks cearfully, grabbing his coffee mug and nursing it as he stared the kid down.

Tim dosnt want to come off as threatening, but he won't just let the bratt expose him. "So you are Red Robin?" The kid says, not in a way that makes him seem unsure of himself, but like in the way he wants to hear it from Tim's lips.

"You can't prove it" Tim says calmly sipping his coffee. Tim knows he basically just conformed it, but he could tell the kid already knew.

The little shit gave Tim a wide smirk and pulled a manila folder, out of... somewhere? And hands it to him. Tim takes it, sets down his coffee, and opens it. Inside are a few dozen pictures of Tim, some were his mask is off while he is still in suite.

"Ok you got me, so what do you want?" Tim says slightly impressed, he is getting flashbacks to his younger years of chasing Batman and Robin with his camera.

"I'm going to be your sidekick" The kid says firmly. Tim's jaw drops. It feels like he is blue-screening. 'Is this how Bruce felt?' "Ok" The word left Tim's lips before he even relized.

The kid stuck out his hand "it's a pleasure doing business with you, I'm danny". 'You know what fuck it, this is my kid now' Tim smirked tiredly, taking Danny's hand (his ice cold hand) in a firmly grip "Guess we need to pick out a name for your then".

Danny's grin grows showing too many teeth "i already have one, is go by Phantom"

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I also think this would be hilarious if danny is actually older than Tim but is stuck as a sad meow meow because he stopped aging after he died, and ge saw Red Robin, practically on his own and most of the support he was receiving was from other teens, and deciding, no, no kid should be without adult support.

Danny wished he had someone to watch his Back besides his freinds and sister, sure they helped a lot, but he feels he would have been better off with an adult mentor (shut up vald you were never his mentor, just a creepy fruitloop).

And if Red Robin thinks he's a kid, all the better, it should make him less reckless if he thinks he has a kid to watch out for.

[zhelin-thames]

Danny x Batfamily: Trust Fall

Nightwing: "Okay, Danny, trust falls are about teamwork and building trust. Just fall back, and we'll catch you!"

Danny: "You do realize I can phase through the floor, right?"

Red Hood: "Great. Then it's not my problem if you hit the ground."

Nightwing: "Jason!"

Red Hood: "What? It's called natural selection."

Robin: "This exercise is a waste of time. I already trust no one."

Batgirl: "Can we wrap this up? I have patrol in ten."

Danny: "You know what? Fine." (leans back dramatically)

Nightwing: (panicking) "Wait, NO-" dives after him and eats dirt

Danny phases through the floor.

Danny (texting Sam and Tucker):

"So, Batfamily trust fall went as expected. Red Hood bailed, Robin insulted me, Batgirl couldn't care less, and Nightwing nearly broke his face trying too hard.

2/10. Would not recommend.

PS: Batman just watched."

[the-b1ah]

Part 1 of you can’t bench me!

Context:

Phantom and Red Hood have now been seen patrolling together pretty frequently. Ever since Phantom was introduced to the batfam he also pops over to say hi to the others.

They haven’t seen him in a couple days but Red Hood doesn’t seem worried though he won’t answer anyones questions.

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Phantom: I just wanted some ✨✨me time

Spoiler: BULLSHIT!

Red Robin: red hood def benched his ass to do school. Watch out he’s turning into B

Spoiler: ha! Soon we’ll catch hoodie running around in bat ears saying shit like “I am the night ”

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RR to phantom: quit your school join my emo vigilante gang (young justice)

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Mastserlist! | The origin | part 2

[dysfunctional-doodle]

They are the role models of all time. Don’t let them share ideas.

-> Commissions || My Kofi || Tip Jar :) <-

I am so sorry for the horrible quality of this comic and lack of blog posts, I’ve been busy doing moving stuff for my final university year and it’s uh bleugh. Hopefully I can give some better content soon?

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

James: there’s 206 bones in the human body

James: 207 if I’m watching the new Slytherin seeker

Sirius: what the fuck…

[incorrect-crossover-quotes]

Kim: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Ben: Put spaghetti in them.

Kim: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Ash: Put spaghetti in them.

Kim: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Ruby: Put spaghetti in them.

Kim: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Ben: C'mon, Kim. How sleep deprived could I have been?

Kim: You went to Mr. Smoothies, and when your order was called over the intercom, you dropped to your knees and shouted, "GOD HAS SPOKEN!"

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Steven: We could go to a haunted house this year!

Ash: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Ruby: Wait- WHAT?!!???!

Ash: Goodnight.

[hello-eden]

Tim: Your friends with all of your rogues? 

Danny: Yes almost all why, are you not?

Jason & Dick: NO

Danny: Skill issue

[fandomsarefamily1966]

Luz: You know, being stuck in another world sure does bring out some interesting stuff in me.

Anne: You mean like your survival instincts?

Luz: ...

Anne: You mean like your survival instincts, right?

[demonic0angel]

Things that happened at Thanksgiving today, but I make it DPxDC

Damian: … Richard? What are you doing?

Dick: *standing on the lawn and staring into the distance* I’ve been watching Danny try and struggle to park for the past fifteen minutes.

Damian: Oh. *also stops to watch* Have you seen Danielle and Jasmine come in?

Dick: Tbh, no. I’ve been watching Danny this entire time. And oh— oh! He stopped. Ooh, he turned around. He’s leaving. Damn, he gave up entirely and decided to park on the grass. Oh, he ran over Alfred’s bushes.

Damian:

Dick:

Damian: He won’t make it past the gates without Alfred sniping him.

Dick: Damn, you’re right.

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Damian: *after Jason did something* what do you think you’re doing, Todd?

Jason: Lol, your mom

Damian: Actually, my mom only used you for her own goals. In fact, your mom abandoned you. Twice.

Jason:

Dick: Now, Damian, that’s not—

Damian: People who have had their mothers die in front of them should not speak.

Dick:

Damian: *pointing at Tim* And you! You may have had two parents at one point, but they definitely don’t consider you as their child! That’s why you had to stay with your neighbors so long! You’re an inconvenience!

Tim:

Stephanie: Hey now—

Damian: I don’t even want to hear you. Does your mother know you go out and fight crime? Does she even care?

Stephanie:

Damian: *looking at Cass* You too, Cassandra! But mommy issues wouldn’t be the least of your problems with your daddy issues as well!

Cass:

Damian: *turning around to Danny* And I didn’t forget about you, Fenton! No wonder you fit right in, your abandonment issues, raging teenage angst, and appearance makes you just at home, doesn’t it?!

Danny:

Tim: …. What about Jazz?

Jazz: *who’s been silent the entire time*

Damian:

Jazz:

Everybody else:

Damian: No, she’s a guest here. Why would I do that?

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Dani: Pfft— Tim, Tim, can I— *can’t breathe from laughing too hard* can I touch your hair? It just looks so soft! *still laughing*

Tim: …?

Jazz and Danny: *also laughing their guts out*

Dani: *tries to reach for Tim but she keeps laughing and can’t focus on asking him* Your hair looks so soft— keheheh! C-Can I touch it??

Dani: *eventually swipes her finger under Tim’s nose and falls off of her chair from cackling so loud*

Tim: …..

Jason: *also bursting out in laughter* YOUR FACE!! BWAHAHAHAH

*Dani then proceeded to do this four more separate times with other people*

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Dick: You know how Harley is back together with the Joker?

Dan: Yeah?

Dick: He cheated on Harley again.

Danny: *whirling around, flabbergasted* HUH?!

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Dick: *carrying several bottles* Alright! Time for alcohol!

Jazz: Uhhh, Dick? Damian is right there—

Dick: He’s getting drunk tonight too!!

Everyone: ????

Damian: Yes! Alcoholism! *takes a plastic cup and takes a big gulp*

Dan: *looking at the bottle* This says sparkling apple cider?

Dick: Shhhh, just watch the show.

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*dramatic screaming from other room*

Bruce: ….? What’s that?

Dick: Is that Jason? He sounds like he’s in pain

Bruce: *standing up* is he okay? Does he need help? Should I go and help him?! What’s happening—

Tim: Jason is playing ping pong with Dan and Danny. And losing really badly while Jazz is watching.

Bruce:

Dick:

Tim:

Bruce: oh.

[winterschild101]

NICO DI ANGELO AND LOKI CROSSOVER (the image was getting me too many likes for not my art so bye bye)

No but can you IMAGINE? The Riordan Norse counterparts meeting? Oh gods does anybody remember Thor in Riordan verse Marvel Thor is gonna die of embarrassment.

One random thing I feel like they both listen to Maneskin and they fangirled over it when they found out.

Nah bro them going to pride parades and stuff together too, aaaaaaah this is so awesome.

Loki: This stupid mortal is annoying

Nico: *sigh* that's Percy.

Loki: oh...that one.....

Loki: ....

Loki: PERCY NICO DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND YOU"RE ANNOYIN-