#ghost incorrect quotes

[geasthewritingrat]

Dew: i dont think they respected me in the first place Aether: well you are a little whore slut Aether: i am so sorry.

[chaosandmarigolds]

Reader, after preforming CPR on Simon: don’t worry I didn’t take off your mask

Simon, groggy: …?

Reader, panicking: well ya know I thought it was like a Star Wars thing where you can’t take off that one guys mask because his-his honor and he would be disowned and I didn’t want you to be disowned and I didn’t wanna-so I just lifted it up a lil bit

Simon:

Reader: your honor is intact

[ragingbookdragon]

Y/N: He said he likes to play catch so I asked him if he wants to catch these hands. He said yes, so I fucking hit him. What is the problem???

Ghost: You hit a general of the United States Army in front of the United States President and the Queen of England. How do you not see the problem?

Y/N: Is it because I assaulted him in front of two world leaders?

Ghost: YES IT’S BECAUSE—

[dewsgremlin]

Dewdrop, staring at Rain: I will never understand how Rain has the sickly haunted beauty of a victorian, living doll, who is locked away in a mental asylum when he’s actually a cunning and horny ghoul from hell.

Aether, meanwhile staring at Dewdrop: Yeah, absolutely crazy. Just as crazy as some blonde, dainty ghoul just looking like the prettiest angel you could imagine, but actually being an absolute menace.

[aghoulnamedmeliora]

Aether: *Tries to pick up a banana to make a fake call, accidentally picks up the whole bunch*

Aether: I guess it's a conference call.

[hunterbunter3000]

141 Sweetheart, looking at her hand: Damn, I need to fix my nails again.

Ghost: Here.

141 Sweetheart: Ghost what the hell--

Ghost, with a wad of cash in his hand: For your nails.

141 Sweetheart, touched: Oh sweetheart no, I don't need--

Ghost, shoves the money in her face: Nails.

141 Sweetheart, taking the money and sighing: Thank you.

Ghost: B)

--

Lil Bonus!

141 Sweetheart: Ghost this is really sweet, but I don't need this! I do my own nails.

Ghost: That's really cool an' impressive, but still keep the money.

141 Sweetheart: Oh my fucking god--

[esttillie]

Mountain: *Barges into the common room* GUYS, RED ALERT!! FIERCE GHOUL ON THE LOOSE!!

Dewdrop: *Scratches the window from outside* You can hide, but you can't run.

Swiss: GAAH!! QUICK! GIVE HIM RAIN, MAYBE HE'LL CHASE AFTER HIM!

Rain: wait, WHAT?!!

Aether: *Shoves Rain outside and locks the door*

Rain: BITCH— *Makes eye contact with Dew*

Dew: *Demonic croaking*

Rain: *Backing away slowly* Heeey, Dewey! Hah, w-what a nice jacket you have! Where did you—

Dew: Run.

Rain: *Sprints screaming across the lawn*

Swiss from inside, watching the chase with Mountain and Aether: Phew, we're safe!

Rain, still running: WHO IS SAFE?! COME FUCKING HELP ME!!!

Mountain: *Wiping away a tear* I'll miss him so much!

Aether: *Patting his back* Shhh, shhh, It's part of nature...

Rain, from afar: I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! *Gets tackled by Dew*

All of the three: Oof!

Swiss: ... You know, I'm kinda hungry right now-

Mountain: -Yeah, me too.

Aether: Yeah-

[pandasleepy07]

Dewdrop: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Swiss: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Dewdrop: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Phantom: edible

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Simon… I’m pregnant… *shows test*

Ghost: *blinks*

Ghost: *blinks x2*

Ghost: *simon.ghost.riley.exe has stopped working*

Y/N: *sighs* I guess it’s time to reboot the system again….

CODMW2 Masterlist

[longing-for-the-past-times]

*loud explosion on the battlefield - Ghost loses his helmet and balaclava in the process*

Ghost: Y/N! Y/N! Are you alright?

Y/N (staring wide-eyed): I think I am in shock!

Ghost: *frantically checking his comms, trying to request med-evac*

Y/N: I knew you had blonde hair- just not that blonde!

Ghost: *grumbling in annoyance as he throws Y/N over his shoulder before going in search of a medic*

[blacklight-creature]

Swiss: that's really mean

Aether: you know what's mean ! Tying my son to the fucking ceiling fan

[geasthewritingrat]

Sister Imperator: who wouldnt like Copia? Copia: Primo Sister Imperator: dont start listing people Copia: Secondo Sister Imperator: stop it Copia: Terzo Sister Imperator: son, please Copia: Papa Nihil Sister Imperator: Copia- Copia: true, Copia no like Copia

[chaosandmarigolds]

(in a bar)

Simon, wasted, having read that people like big a dramatic love confessions, to reader: if have to wake up one more morning without you in my bed I may become a serial killer. I physically cannot do it anymore.

reader, equally wasted: …

reader: can’t let that happen, cmon.

[wolftoken]

ghoul text posts

because i got bored

[dewsgremlin]

Swiss, trying to flirt with newly summoned Phantom: Don't be shy, bug, ask me out.

Phantom, confused: okay? Get out?

[aghoulnamedmeliora]

Dewdrop: Go fuck yourself!

Swiss, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.