#ghost incorrect quotes

[geasthewritingrat]

Rain: thats good, i can test out my new cane Mountain: you can't go around hitting people with it for fun Rain: i would never! Mountain: that includes Dewdrop Rain: :( Mountain: and Swiss Rain: >:(

[dewsgremlin]

Aether, sitting at the breakfast table and watching Dewdrop coming in.

Dewdrop: Hey Aeth!

Aether, grabbing the vodka instead of the milk and pouring it into the cornflakes: fuck it.

[chaosandmarigolds]

Reader, after preforming CPR on Simon: don’t worry I didn’t take off your mask

Simon, groggy: …?

Reader, panicking: well ya know I thought it was like a Star Wars thing where you can’t take off that one guys mask because his-his honor and he would be disowned and I didn’t want you to be disowned and I didn’t wanna-so I just lifted it up a lil bit

Simon:

Reader: your honor is intact

[ragingbookdragon]

Y/N: He said he likes to play catch so I asked him if he wants to catch these hands. He said yes, so I fucking hit him. What is the problem???

Ghost: You hit a general of the United States Army in front of the United States President and the Queen of England. How do you not see the problem?

Y/N: Is it because I assaulted him in front of two world leaders?

Ghost: YES IT’S BECAUSE—

[aghoulnamedmeliora]

Aether: *Tries to pick up a banana to make a fake call, accidentally picks up the whole bunch*

Aether: I guess it's a conference call.

[hunterbunter3000]

141 Sweetheart, looking at her hand: Damn, I need to fix my nails again.

Ghost: Here.

141 Sweetheart: Ghost what the hell--

Ghost, with a wad of cash in his hand: For your nails.

141 Sweetheart, touched: Oh sweetheart no, I don't need--

Ghost, shoves the money in her face: Nails.

141 Sweetheart, taking the money and sighing: Thank you.

Ghost: B)

--

Lil Bonus!

141 Sweetheart: Ghost this is really sweet, but I don't need this! I do my own nails.

Ghost: That's really cool an' impressive, but still keep the money.

141 Sweetheart: Oh my fucking god--

[esttillie]

Mountain: *Barges into the common room* GUYS, RED ALERT!! FIERCE GHOUL ON THE LOOSE!!

Dewdrop: *Scratches the window from outside* You can hide, but you can't run.

Swiss: GAAH!! QUICK! GIVE HIM RAIN, MAYBE HE'LL CHASE AFTER HIM!

Rain: wait, WHAT?!!

Aether: *Shoves Rain outside and locks the door*

Rain: BITCH— *Makes eye contact with Dew*

Dew: *Demonic croaking*

Rain: *Backing away slowly* Heeey, Dewey! Hah, w-what a nice jacket you have! Where did you—

Dew: Run.

Rain: *Sprints screaming across the lawn*

Swiss from inside, watching the chase with Mountain and Aether: Phew, we're safe!

Rain, still running: WHO IS SAFE?! COME FUCKING HELP ME!!!

Mountain: *Wiping away a tear* I'll miss him so much!

Aether: *Patting his back* Shhh, shhh, It's part of nature...

Rain, from afar: I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! *Gets tackled by Dew*

All of the three: Oof!

Swiss: ... You know, I'm kinda hungry right now-

Mountain: -Yeah, me too.

Aether: Yeah-

[pandasleepy07]

Aether: You have to apologize to Phantom. Dewdrop: Fine. Dewdrop: Unfuck you or whatever.

[littlemissemeritus]

dewdrop: can i say something into the microphone? preacher: only about jesus. nothing about the homos. dewdrop, getting really close to the mic: WORSHIP SATAN. the preacher, trying to wrestle it off him: nO-

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Simon… I’m pregnant… *shows test*

Ghost: *blinks*

Ghost: *blinks x2*

Ghost: *simon.ghost.riley.exe has stopped working*

Y/N: *sighs* I guess it’s time to reboot the system again….

CODMW2 Masterlist

[longing-for-the-past-times]

*loud explosion on the battlefield - Ghost loses his helmet and balaclava in the process*

Ghost: Y/N! Y/N! Are you alright?

Y/N (staring wide-eyed): I think I am in shock!

Ghost: *frantically checking his comms, trying to request med-evac*

Y/N: I knew you had blonde hair- just not that blonde!

Ghost: *grumbling in annoyance as he throws Y/N over his shoulder before going in search of a medic*

[geasthewritingrat]

Mountain: oh, Bug... Phantom: why are you "oh Bug"-ing Mountain: i think you might be a little bit stupid

[dewsgremlin]

Phantom, looking supercilious: Your ghoulish has an accent.

Dewdrop, who rarely speaks ghoulish since his summoning: You speak ghoulish, because it's the only language you know. I speak ghoulish because it's the only language you know. We're not the same, Phantom.

[chaosandmarigolds]

(in a bar)

Simon, wasted, having read that people like big a dramatic love confessions, to reader: if have to wake up one more morning without you in my bed I may become a serial killer. I physically cannot do it anymore.

reader, equally wasted: …

reader: can’t let that happen, cmon.

[aghoulnamedmeliora]

Dewdrop: Go fuck yourself!

Swiss, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

[hunterbunter3000]

Thinking about a fake dating scenario like say Sweets family is always bothering her about not dating anyone and she lies and says “actually I am seeing someone!” But then they ask to meet the person so now she has to find someone ti be her fake date. I would imagine the boys would be fighting each other for a chance to do that.

I know this is super random haha I’m just talking to talk at this point.

YES! AND RANDOM IS GOOD 👏👏 talk the talk and walk the walk babes! Any ideas you have SPEAK ON IT!!! 💓

But omg you're right, they would

Sweetheart walked in the living room, where the team was sitting on the couch drinking beers. She was talking on the phone as she walked past them to the kitchen, not even noticing the boys.

And she's talking to her mom about her love life. Saying "Yes ma! I will bring him this time!" And "You can tell Danni to shut the hell up cause he is real". And then she says love you and hangs up the phone.

Sweetheart, looking at everybody:

The boys looking at her:

Sweetheart: Okay who wants to be my boyfriend for the day

then they all say M E

And all hell breaks loose 💀💀

Soap: What tae FUCK do y'mean 'mE', Ghost?

Ghost: the fuck do YOU mean 'mEaH', Mactavish?

Soap: I SAID ME

Ghost: nah see-- you did it again. 'MeAh'. It's two letters.

Soap: AH WULL PUMPIN' BREAK YE YAH BRITISH CRUMPET

Sweetheart: uhm, guys?

Gaz: Bitch don't even try

Horangi: And why should I listen to you?

Gaz: You get a nose bleed everytime Sweets hugs you.

Horangi: WHAT?? HOW DO-- HOW CAN YOU EVEN SEE THAT I WEAR A MASK

Gaz: it drips under it, bruv. And I don't think her parents want to witness an extremely touched starved man get an aneurysm everytime their daughter touches him.

Sweetheart: GOOD LORD GAZ--

Horangi: OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER? YOU CRY EVERYTIME SWEETHEART TELLS YOU A GOOD JOB

Gaz: YO I DO NOT-

Ghost: He cries when Capitan says it too.

Horangi: THAT TOO

Gaz: GHOST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

Price: You cry when I tell you good job?

Sweetheart, kinda touched but concerned: And you cry when I say it too?

Gaz: UHM- SIR I-- WELL SWEETS YOU-- FUCK

Krueger: Ignoring the emotionally unstable man--

Gaz: HEY

Krueger: You should take me, Kleine Göttin.

König: Don't, Sweets. You'll never return if you do

Krueger: König what the fuck

Krueger: You can't even talk your way into getting gas at a gas station, you think her parents want to see you freeze like a tortoise having sex when they talk to you?

König: AT LEAST I DONT SNIFF ANY SEATS SWEETHEART WAS IN

Krueger: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

König: IT HAS E V E R Y T H I N G TO DO WITH THIS

Sweetheart: Krueger-- YOU DO WHAT

Ghost: He also sniffs your hair

Sweetheart: You do that too, Ghost

Ghost, stares at Krueger: Not while you're sleeping.

Sweetheart: KRUEGER????

Krueger: GHOST SHUT THE FUCK U P

Alejandro: Please don't take Krueger, mama. He would end up in prison

Krueger: (angry German words)

Alejandro: You can take me! They'll love my charm.

Price: What, so you can flirt your way out of personal questions they'll most definitely ask you?

Ghost: Especially with that five-palm forehead you got

Alejandro: CÁLLATE LA BOCA DECORACIÓN DE HALLOWEEN

Rudy: Price, you have no say in this matter. You can practically be her father's golfing buddy.

Sweetheart: uhm, my dad doesn't golf--

Price: I'm 37 you fucking Muppet

Sweetheart: nevermind.

Rudy, surprised: Really?? Damn I didn't know that! You just looked like one of Super Mario's long lost cousins to me because of the janitor mustache you have on your old body

Price: Mother fucker--

Ghost: I don't think you would do well either when you look like a human gopher

Rudy: GHOST WHERE DO YOU KEEP COMING FROM

Alex: ROACH OW STOP HITTING MY FACE

Roach on Alex's shoulders:😠 pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap (like a fucking cat)

Sweetheart, rubbing her temples: Oh my fucking GOD- I'LL JUST CHOOSE MYSELF THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG AND GAZ LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO CRY

Gaz, tearing up: I AM NOT

Soap: Me!

Horangi: It's me!

Graves, picking his nails:

Graves: It's probably not me.

Keegan: Uh... If it's no trouble, you can take me. I have to give your brother his game boy back anyway

Everyone looking at Keegan:

Soap: w u t

She takes Keegan.

(He honestly had a good time! Yes, he did start a fire with her siblings accidentally but other than that her parents loved him. Sweetheart sent pictures to everyone and omg they were so SALTY SAD AND JEALOUS. Ghost kinda smiled at a picture with Sweetheart and Keegan together, Keegan's face without the mask and grease paint wearing a nervous but kind smile. He looks happy. The others don't but they'll get over it someday💀💀)