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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
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It's that time of year again! If anyone wants a free holiday card drawn by yours truly, now is your time!
Usual rules apply:
✅International OK!
✅It's free! Happy holidays 🎁
✅One request per person!
🔗 to request form will be in replies; OK to reblog ✨
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I love that you can just grab kittens. old cat have achy joints and a sense of dignity that you have to play into, so you gotta be deliberate and respectful in hoisting them, but if a kitten is whirlwinding past you, you can just reach out and snatch them. and they'll be like 'mamma mia, I never did nothing :p' and writhe around and lick your fingers. highly abductable animal
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio
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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
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Anne: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Seven: Awww, thanks-
Anne: That’s not a good thing.
Seven: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
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Seven, to Anne when she tried to convince him to stay with her: You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can't spend the rest of my life with you. that's the blessing and curse of my people.
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"
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part of what makes tragedies tragic is the story being preventable from the outside but unpreventable from the inside
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Me, when I played Space Marine 2 for the first time.
Titus: Come, we must purge the planets from Xenos and Traitors!
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