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did you know the Fireside Girls Handbook was inspired by the Junior Woodchucks Guidebook uhhhh i used my AFAB Huey design
#AH#obsessed with this#obsessed with any scouts themed character tbh#huey duck#isabella garcia shapiro#tina belcher#i could go on#fireside girls#junior woodchucks#thunder girls#Ducktales#dt17#girl huey#huey dewey and louie#ducktales 2017#dt17 fanart
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Della, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip-
Gladstone: In our favorite piece of shit!
Fethry: Doing 95!
Donald: We’re gonna fucking die!
#duck cousins#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#donald duck#della duck#fethry duck#gladstone gander#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes
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Huey, Dewey & Louie: *screaming*
Donald: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Huey?!
Louie: Wait, why are you asking Huey that when Dewey and I are also here?
Donald: Because Huey wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
#reblogging here cause why not#I’m funny on my main account lol#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#donald duck#huey duck#louie duck#dewey duck#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes#hdl
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Various comic Donald Duck expressions
#happy belated birthday to the duck himself#happy birthday Donald Duck#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#donald duck
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Mickey: It's stupid.
Donald: Okay fine then - if you're not gay - why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me
I'm your boyfriend?
Mickey: Oh my god, bro! It's satire!
Donald: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE IS!
#happy pride to the husbands#pride 2025#pride#mickey mouse#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#donald duck#mickey x donald#donmick#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes#incorrect disney quotes
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Huey, Dewey and Louie in the back of Donald’s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Donald: We have food at home.
Donald: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Huey, Dewey and Louie: YAYYYYYY!
Donald: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
#one black coffee#same mother fucker#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#donald duck#huey duck#louie duck#dewey duck#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes#john mulaney
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A mom and her ducklings
dt 17 and the comic designs bc oh my god I love both of Della's designs
#AH the comic designnnn#the cuties ever#duck family#della duck#huey duck#dewey duck#louie duck#ducktales fanart#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva
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Gladstone: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Donald: Milfs.
Della: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Gladstone: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Fethry: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Fethry: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Della: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Gladstone: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Gladstone: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Fethry: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Donald: What? No! It isn't!
Fethry: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Della: Fethry ...
Fethry: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Della: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Fethry: GLADSTONE, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Gladstone: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Donald: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Della: Y'all are dumbasses.
#give me the cousins Disney#damn you I need them#the babies ever#let me have my prequel#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#donald duck#della duck#fethry duck#gladstone gander#duck cousins#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes
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HAPPY LATE HATCHING DAY MY BOYS!! 🥹 💚❤️💙
#hbd to the boys :’)#huey dewey and louie#dt17#ducktales#ducktales 2017#huey duck#louie duck#dewey duck
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Oh, there’s a river that winds on forever I’m gonna see where it leads Oh, there’s a mountain that no man has mounted I’m gonna stand on the peak.
-Ends of the Earth, Lord Huron
#ducktales fanart#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#donald duck#huey duck#louie duck#dewey duck#scrooge mcduck
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Dewey: I will not let you down!
Webby: Sounds fun!
Violet: K.
Lena: No, I'm fucking not.
Huey: Do I have to be?
Louie: Please god, I am so tired.
#reblogging from my main blog for reasons#I’m funny there#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#huey duck#louie duck#dewey duck#incorrect quotes#webbigail vanderquack#violet sabrewing#lena sabrewing#incorrect ducktales quotes
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costume change⚓️🍀🎅
#obsessed with them#give me more cousin lore please and thank you#would kill for a show with them as babies#I beg#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#donald duck#fethry duck#gladstone gander#ducktales fanart
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Gyro: *seductively takes off glasses*
Gyro: Wow...
Fenton: *blushes* Haha... what?
Gyro: You're really fucking blurry.
#god I miss them#this ship is so stupid but they mean a lot to me#gyro x fenton#gyro gearloose#fenton crackshell cabrera#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes
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Louie: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
#Llewellyn my beloved#the ultimate rebel#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes#louie duck#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva
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Age reveal or something.
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If I think about Donald raising three kids alone for too long, I burst into tears. Like right now. I’m sobbing.
#the uncle ever#could never be any of my uncles fr#like mf would’ve replaced teeth with coins#worked extra shifts to pay for uniforms/extracurricular shite etc#made sure they all had equal opportunities all the damn time#and they Huey’s probably all “’I’ll forget the woodchucks because Dewey wants to do this other thing he’s fixated on for a day’#and then don would slap the coonskin onto Huey’s head and tell him to get lost and tie knots for fun#the way I know he saw Della every damn time he looked at them breaks my heart man#idk man he makes me emotional#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#donald duck#huey duck#louie duck#dewey duck
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One of my favourite things about the Ducktales finale is that - instead of over complicating it with some convoluted backstory - they decided Von Drake was just “too busy” to die and everyone went along with it no questions asked.
#he’s the one character where a bit like that could land so easily though#he’s a mad scientist - of course he’s still alive after so many years#if scrooge can be immortal so can ludwig#ducktales#ducktales 2017#disney#dt17#disney tva#ludwig von drake#ducktales finale
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