#thunder girls

[laz-kay]

My Tina Belcher headcanons that no one asked for:

Is actually a really sickly kid. Like "catches a cold if someone breathes near her" sickly. *pointed look at Wag the Song when Tina is always sick on picture day*

Was a premature baby hence the nickname "Teeny Tina". Had a growth spurt when she was 12 and ended up stooping her posture because her height made her self-conscious.

Would bump into anything as a baby because she couldn't see. Got her first pair of glasses on her 1st birthday and finally saw her parent's faces clearly.

Learnt how to cut her own bangs from a very early age. Her hair is canonically the "fullest in the family" so her bangs grow back with a vengeance every time.

Got a scholarship to a pretty prestigious college after submitting a creative writing piece, but never accepted the offer so she could be closer to home in case she was ever needed #eldestdaughterproblems

Is still super traumatised by the clam car incident and feels like she's being buried alive whenever she sleeps. Developed pretty severe claustrophobia and a fear of the dark afterwards.

Volunteers at the local library most evenings where she reads fairytales to elementary school kids.

Ended up becoming a Thunder Girl's troop leader when she graduated college. Made a decent sum of money after publishing a novel, so could afford to volunteer her time with the Thunder Girls.

Joined the soccer team in high school and had a major glow-up (love this one sm because there's so many others in the fandom who've had the same thought)

Probably runs an MLP blog on this here app and reads/writes B4N fanfics on AO3.

Highkey bisexual and falls in love with any pretty person on the spot.

Could easily beat someone up if she tried, especially if they were messing with either of her siblings (puberty strength and all that).

Got her first period when Linda wasn't home and thought she was dying. Bob was the only one around and spent the day watching The Equestranauts with her and feeding her ice cream.

[sailorsenshigifs]

[mischievous-thunder]

The Terri-fic/ble Trio they warn everyone about in the entire multiverse

[rienafoutre]

[kindaorangey]

hey guys when you say the ark boys were born to be together can you include bliss lai in that as well? the ark boys and bliss lai if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

[sparrowsoupp]

“born anew”

[bedriddenandcrying]

proud barbie lover

[thelesbianthespianposts]

my only offering to the epic world

[auxwave-creations]

Did I mention... DOG GAME?!?!

[kizykoolors]

"Don’t thank me, friend~ I’m not the one who fought for you~"

"Then who?"

That "who" in question:

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade: Somedays I feel like I'm mentally 70 and somedays I feel like I'm 5.

Wade: But my body's been constant all along. It always feels like it's 80.

Logan: I feel and am 200 both mentally and physically.

[endlesslytired]

[libracorpvs]

the girls may not be fully peaking but at least now they accept that they're girls 🥰

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese daoshi道士/taoist make magic weapons (this one is coin originated hundres years ago) with strong power to drive away evil spirits

[the-ellia-west]

Okay So was listening to Epic and like...

How the heck is Odysseus getting the Attention of SO MANY gods

Don't they have things to do?

Or are they all just like, Lazy Wednesday, let's go torture this war veteran.

[randomatthingy]

Polities was the flower girl for Ody/Penelope's wedding and Eury/Ctimene's wedding. If you disagree you will be head torchbearer for the rest of the journey.