#affogato x clotted cream

[vestzmc]

2022:

2024:

my family curse to ship cacaoians with vanillians strikes again!

if you like this, reblogs would also be lovely, thank you!

[st4nbehaviour]

i’m so normal about them. (i think about them every day, every night. for hours on end.)

[starlightsugar]

DAY 2: MISSION

So proud of this one! I tried to do a more render-y style (it’s not very render-y still but I like it). Obviously it’s more affo focused but I legit didn’t know what else to do with this TOT still love it tho!💜 click for better quality as always

[angele-darliing]

𝐇𝐞𝐲𝐲𝐲𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐀𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐭?

Take this shit doodle

[affocream-nation-lives]

Found this, felt it fit them (dont mind how fucked up their hands look)

[camp-vamps-radio-b1tch]

Affocream August day 16: flowers

The cutie patooties ever

[wannabeblockb]

[clott3d]

Affocream art

[the-killer-princess]

incorrect quotes centered around Affogato cookie

crunchy chip cookie: Time sensitive question how to flirt boy.

Dark cacao cookie: Throw rocks at him.

Caramel arrow cookie: Hot Dogs.

Affogato cookie: Kill him.

crunchy chip cookie: Thanks guys.

Dark cacao cookie: I am convinced crunchy chip cookie and Caramel arrow cookie share a brain cell.

Affogato cookie: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

crunchy chip cookie: Affogato cookie, I have a couple of words to say to you.

Clotted cream cookie: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.”

Financier cookie: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.

Financier cookie: Why do you look like that?

Clotted cream cookie, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Financier cookie: Like you’re dead.

Clotted cream cookie: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

crunchy chip cookie: Clotted cream cookie accidentally called Affogato cookie “babe” in front of everyone today.

Clotted cream cookie: *sobs into the floor*

Clotted cream cookie: I love you.

Affogato cookie: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Clotted cream cookie and Affogato cookie kiss passionately*

Financier cookie, to crunchy chip cookie: You owe me 20 dollars.

Caramel arrow cookie: so what is it like dating Affogato cookie?

Clotted cream cookie: well once he was angry with me and I asked him to bring me a glass of water,he brought me a glass of ice and told me to wait

Caramel arrow cookie: …

Clotted cream cookie: I love him so much 

Caramel arrow cookie : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Affogato cookie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Cream unicorn cookie I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Affogato cookie, very much awake: Uh oh.

Caramel arrow cookie : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Affogato cookie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Cream unicorn cookie walks in*

Affogato cookie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Caramel arrow cookie , to Cream unicorn cookie: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Affogato cookie: *starts cackling*

Caramel arrow cookie : I do!

Affogato cookie: *laughs harder*

Caramel arrow cookie , knocking on the door: Affogato cookie, open up!

Affogato cookie: It all started when I was a kid.

Caramel arrow cookie : That’s not what I-

Cream unicorn cookie: Let them finish!

Caramel arrow cookie : ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Affogato cookie: I just wanna fucking marry Cream unicorn cookie!!

Affogato cookie: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.

[verifyemailmyass]

Affocao owns my brain atm so enjoy this quote my brain decided fit them, with some altering. :)

"Till death do us part you said."

"I just need my—."

"What's mine is yours you said—."

"Aff—."

"The sentiment of marriage is a lie." (Is so very cozy in bed, bundled in Cacao's fluffy cape from his hanbok outfit.)

Affogato would be so fucking dramatic over the smallest shit for no reason. Over half the time he doesn't even actually care either, he's just tryna be difficult

[sadly-in-active]

Can you write some hcs of Affogato Cookie x Clotted Cream Cookie?

Ofc honey (I’m so tired and I need this boost of creativity and confidence)

AffoClotted hcs

Summary: After making a secret alliance with the Créme Republic’s very own Consul, he now stays within Clotted Cream Cookie’s mansion. The two get a bit closer then expected. Hell, Affogato Cookie thought that this would give him an advantage to have a personal relationship with the Consul…but then he got attached as well and shit took a turn.

TW: Why is all of this just bickering, these idiots need to get a room and make out, too much tension for their own good, swearing, failed manipulation because Affogato is actually pathetic now, Clotted Cream gets internalized homophobia and hates it, Dark Cacao tries to abuse both (and fails)

Also personal hc that Affogato is pansexual and transmasc, and Clotted Cream is bi but fails to hide it

Whores istg /j (This was the thing I use to start all my drafts)

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So, after Clotted Cream finds a completely vulnerable and pathetic ex-royal advisor, he knew that one, Affogato could be using this little alliance as a way to regain power, or two, he was actually really interested in living with the Consul and actually having a house again. Yeah, Clotted Cream realized that it was both.

During the meeting when Clotted Cream was first introduced to the Ancients, Affogato was with him, yet…preferred to stay on the airship for a bit longer. He actually had to be pried off of it by Financier because he was still genuinely nervous about seeing Dark Cacao and getting even more of a punishment because he showed his face to the King.

Luckily, when Dark Cacao saw Affogato, the oh-so heroic Consul shielded Affogato (begrudgingly, but he couldn’t show that) from any threats that the King of the Black Citadel wanted to enact on the ex-advisor. And don’t worry, Clotted Cream also defended Affogato’s sorry ass! Y’know the drill, saying that he was “reformed” and trying to become better under the eyes of the Divines! (Yeah, like Affogato believed in that dumb light stuff. Clotted Cream was also kinda coming up with stuff on the spot, but he managed to maintain that cool and composed demeanor for most of the time.)

I kinda forgot what else happened in the Cookie Odyssey so let’s actually get onto the silly ship part of it!

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Clotted Cream practically begged Affogato to sleep in the guest room, but our dear little ex-advisor merely shook his head and had that bastard grin of his. So yeah, they were sharing a bed the entire time. Totally normal, I know. They were roommates after all… 😘

They bicker…a lot. Usually, Clotted is tryna settle the situation down, but as soon as Affogato says some kind of petty insult and has that TOTALLY charming rolled eyes, expect the ex-advisor to be picked up by Clotted Cream’s coat belts and practically thrown onto the guest bed. Awh, so sad… 😞 But don’t worry, because Affo sneaks back into the Consul’s room anyways and snuggles up to him. After all, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer~ (they HAVE to make out)

Clotted Cream is probably good at flirting (probably.) but when he’s around Affogato and the teasing cocky bitch whispers some kind of flirty joke, he can’t help but feel REALLY flustered, even though he tries his best not to show it, he’s really a nervous wreck.

The Consul gets a bunch of internalized homophobia, probably due to Elder Custard being a bitch and super toxic. Especially with the idea that an esteemed politician like him would be following all the rules and stuff about this kind of thing…

Affogato already saw the look on his face. Ah yes, that look of “Wait, is this right or am I just a fool?” kind of look. During one time when Clotted Cream had that look again while filling out paperwork on his desk, Affogato creeped up behind, took the Consul’s chin, and gently but teasingly pressed his lips against Clotted’s for a second, before smirking proudly.

“Well? Are you still getting those…frankly boring and negative thoughts, or are you too shocked by me?”

Clotted never said anything in that moment, his eyes wide and a deep blush appearing on his face. In that moment…well, I think he probably forgot, since it all happened so quick. But Affogato definitely remembered it. Of course he could recall the way the Consul pulled him closer, tugging on his hair and letting out a few breathy sighs as he did so.

…well, they certainly got a room, didn’t they?

[vestzmc]

they're about to overthrow the government btw

If you likey my art, a reblog would be great thank you 💛

[st4nbehaviour]

i spent. too much time on this. 🔥

[starlightsugar]

Comic time!!!!!! This is my first comic so I’m rly proud of this one ^^ I think I’m gonna try to do something for every day (I’m prolly not gonna manage to do that tho TOT) anyways click for better quality💛💜

[coraxtheclown]

a normal affocream fic

now, this may not be the most lore accurate situation and Clotted Cream may or may not be slightly ooc, but who cares >:D

To be summoned to Clotted Cream Cookie’s office was always a delight to Affogato Cookie. as he entered and turned to the consul, he smiled and closed the door behind him.

“good evening, my consul. do you require my advice? or my assistance.”

he had been in the Creme Republic helping the Consul for a while now. even though some of his proposals were still denied, it helped the Consul get a little time off and gave him the ability to have a bit more power in the republic.

“yes, hello, please come in. and please, lock the door?” he stated, motioning the other inside as he set down his pen. this made Affogato slightly excited and he smiled and obeyed, shutting the door and locking it.

“how may i assist you, my Consul?”

his love for the consul had been something in the air since they just met, if we’re completely honest. he hadn’t tried to keep the secret, and it was just a fact that everyone knew now. nobody truly minded except the elders and his father.

“i wanted to address some,… allegations, against you.” Clotted Cream said, his hands now folded neatly on his desk. however, his words made the other’s stomach drop. he felt a bit nervous now as he visibly tensed up, and quickly rushed to defend himself.

“if they are from the Dark Cacao kingdom, darling, i d-“ he started, but the consul quickly interrupted him.

“no, not those.”

“i see.” he responded, now relaxing his nerves. “so what may they be, darling?” he asked as he watched the other hesitate for a moment, before looking him dead in the eyes and asking,

“have you told anyone that we are in a relationship…?” he asked nervously. it felt like an odd question, yes, but the rumors of their alleged relationship had made their way back to him. it was true, they had talked about their feelings for one another. but they had agreed that it was for the better to delay making anything official, or public. Affogato looked at the consul with a smile. as he started getting closer to the consul.

“are we not, my love?”

“Affogato Cookie.. do not do this with me. we have already established that we are most certainly are not for the time being.” he shut his eyes and looked away from the other.

“ah, but darl-“ he started, before once again being interrupted by the other.

“silence. Affogato Cookie, please dispel these rumors, at once. we already established tha-“ before he could finish, Affogato, without a second thought, kissed the consul (on the lips😨) and looked at him with pure love in his eyes until he closed them and was pushed away. the consul completely caught off guard, though he shut his eyes for a moment and enjoyed it before reality hit him again and he pushed Affogato away.

“i- uh-… i have to go-“ he muttered as he quickly went for the door before his hand was taken by Affogato. he turned him around and started backing him to the wall.

“ah-uh- Affogato- i have things to attend to-“ he quickly got around him and again went for the door, unlocking it instantly and running out the door with his face, now completely red, burried in his hands. Financier Cookie, who had been on her way to the office, spotted him and tried to start a conversation.

“ah, Consul, i was- Consul?” she watched in confusion as he ignored her and quickly rushed to his chambers. Affogato Cookie smiled sweetly from the office, and decided since the consul would be gone to do some of his work. after all, he’d just look over it and approve/disapprove certain things he had done in it.

[affocream-nation-lives]

I made a post abt my basic Affocream Headcannons awhile back but they have changed a TON since then so heres an improved updated version

Im not ever gonna fully leave you, Affocream Nation, im still here kinda