#mtg brainrot

[vielle-art]

exist to serve.

[yaoiconnoisseur]

Have some silly Astarion sketches hehe

support me on twitter too? *blushes*

[serenbriar]

Two of my wonderful friends managed to get me the Astarion mtg pack for my birthday 🥹🤍

I'm gonna find a pretty frame to have them on display. So very grateful! 🫶🏻

[emberunderscore]

the mtg au only gets so much harder from fable as bolas but we make attempts (take so many pinches of salt, take multiple fistfuls of salt with all the words i say . ive been into magic lore for less than a week)

athena as chandra and jamie as nissa

havent read all of chandras lore yet but, yknow pyromancer and her wiki says shes passionate, impulsive but "she also recognizes the volatile nature of her inner fire" replace inner fire with destruction powers and boom c!athena probably

and nissa revane my GIRL !! (while i havent finished reading every single story shes ever been in yet) her whole bit is being connected to her home plane, while thats technically more plants and the earth itself i didnt think shes mom coded enough to say momboo. so i say bruin instead, and specifically bruin not c!jamie because they got more of that deltavera in they bones . honestly you might even be able to argue that ayasha (the elemental companiont nissa summons, "the awakened world") could be momboo in some way or another cause . thats literally the world of zendikar

then slightly more of a stretch and also i was busy playing stardew when i watch the video on lilianna so i only got about half of that into my brain

icarus morningstar as lilinna vess because hear me out . necromancy is something icarus would TOTALLY be obsessed with if it existed in an accesible means in fable and if we take her whole contract with bolas in war of the spark and her then betrayal i think it could *kind of* fit a little bit . also i think she had a thing where she wanted to try and bring her brother back from the dead so if we just replace that with haley .

(this could mean that centross is jace beleren which honestly, dont think hes smart enough for that , and from what ive read jace is NOT a fighter but i also put centross as penelope in the epic au and hes not smart enough to be her her either . so)

alternatively (probably if ic is not lilianna) rae could be jace beleren . really freaking smart, not a fighter, mind powers, gets tricked by bolas into releasing a terrible monster from a prison, blue

i was also distracted when i watched jace's lore video but i read like 3 lines of his wiki and im reading the eldrazai return story so i kinda have somewhat of an understanding of his character. so im actually completely right in every way

[necrofae]

1st of the faerie rogues done!!! 💪

[ladygoofus]

"Knowledge Domain" Digital Painting, 2024

I kinda went off on this one, dunno what came over me. (It's brainrot! Brainrot came over me! I love D&D *weeps*)

Opal is my halfling cleric! A few sessions ago she died, was revived with a necromantic clockwork heart, her old deity no longer remembered her, and Asmodeus reached out to make a deal... She used to be twilight domain, and now she knows a lot more than she'd like.

[neverborncollective]

"He tap my junk until I bottom at the library?" Everyone else shut up! 🤫🔇🔕🤐 Karina is the only person who gets to talk abt mtg anymore

[definitelynotarabbit]

So I noticed something funny

[greenticklerdreams]

Reading the Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica after spending a few months in the kink community is a trip.

The first clause of that last sentence is revolving in my brain. "Would be illegal if it weren't consensual?" Uh. Yeah, D&D writing staff. That's how you define the crime of sexual assault. Is this supposed to be a disturbing statement?

The ten guilds of Ravnica are supposed to be treated as social and moral equals, and I know they're technically run by a demon cult at the center, but 1. you should see the other nine guys, 2. those other nine guys all have public faces that enamor them to the general populace or else they wouldn't survive, so the nightclubs can't ALL be murder-torture chambers, and most importantly 3. I can't help but think the Rakdos's social role as "hedonistic entertainers" is contributing to your ick just as much as the demon cult part when you say stuff like this.

[pileofpawns]

Someone played this card

at last night’s friday night magic and of course my immediate response was to look up and say “like the ninja turtle?”

[vielle-art]

tutelage.

[pxper-cranes]

might be playing in a Strixhaven dnd campaign as the participant who knows the most about magic the gathering lore. Gonna try to encourage our dm to turn the campaign into a planetrotting adventure as our strixhaven students get to go on excursions and exchange events across the multiverse through omenpaths. study politics and law in Paliano, investigate anatomy with the stitchers of Nephalia, explore the technology and technomancy on Otawara. Each arc could be set on a new plane. Honestly this is getting me ready to just run this myself for another group

[grayzzz-illustrate]

New DND character! Soratami lunar sorcerer, name TBD

[arvadthecursed]

God this song reminds me SO much of Shadows Over Innistrad Odric and Thalia.

Esp this bit here

[cosmicpines]

my partner brings up the compelling point that koth is fine and he's monored so the monocolored walkers might be fine so that would be the emperor, jace, vraska (she's been monoblack once before and hybrid in war and they used the war art for the announcement), koth, and nissa.

are we just both trying to save our faves,,,,,,, maybe,,,,,,,

[theskepticalcat]

Lizard blades!

lizsword

its good