#mlb incorrect quote

[san-fics]

Marinette: 7 years ago when I first came to Gotham, I sent out an email one Friday to the entire Bat-team inviting them to go on a weekend excursion.

Marinette: Only Damian showed up, so it was like a date, and we started dating from that day and got married.

Marinette: Our 6th wedding anniversary is coming up, and we want to go on that same excursion again.

Tim Drake: Oh, I remember it!

Tim Drake: It was that time when Damian asked me to delete your email from everyone else's inboxes!

Marinette: …

[miraclechatbug]

Marinette: *Laying face down on the floor*

Alya: So Adrien said he liked you?

Marinette, *muffled*: Yeah

Alya: ... And you asked him to marry you?

Marinette: Yeah

Alya: Oh shoot. How did he react?

Marinette: Dunno, I ran away

*Meanwhile*

Adrien, *kicking his door open*: Plagg!! I'm gonna get married!

[wisteriasymphony]

no ship is safe from my corrupting hands.

[gg-ladybug]

Unsolicited Miraculous Ladybug Headcanon: Adrien Agreste doesn’t know how to properly pronounce his own name. Sure, he SETTLES with one, but on a theoretical level, he has no idea with what intention he was named with.

Mind you, it’s not even because of anything nefarious— he just had two very different nationalities for parents. The French and British pronunciations were used interchangeably, because Emilie and Gabriel often argued on a daily basis about how Adrien is ‘supposed’ to be said. (Have you ever seen an Englishman and a Frenchman argue about culture? It’s thermonuclear.)

Ah-dree-uhn vs Ay-dree-uhn is a battle that has been waged within the Agreste household for years

(Based on a very real conversation I had with a English-French person named Adrien on my trip to France)

[aespades]

So, two in one day. This will probably never happen again. But I love making comics. Let me know if you'd want to see more.

[aventurineswife]

Yeah... 🧍‍♀️

I hate that I'm in all fandom except PJSK, this looked better in my head 😔💔

Luka's face always cracks me up so I had to use that one for alnst 😔🙏

Tags because idk: @makib1tch

Made by: @aventurineswife

[mysticprofessoralienhumanoid]

Jason: Okay, let's go over this again. What do we do when something goes wrong?

Duke: We try to fix it before Marinette and/or Alfred get back.

Jason: And if that doesn't work?

Steph: We blame Bruce.

Jason: Good.

[mlb-a-rewrite]

the solution to this shows eternal pining: polyamory.

Chat Noir, Ladybug, Marinette, and Adrien all decide to get into a relationship together and they both feel slightly bad for lying the whole time but they don't fess up because they can't.

And they are so bad at it too like, they are always accidentally confusing details about dates but they are both so focused on keeping their stories straight that neither of them notice. And at some point one of them asks the other if they have gone on dates with their alter ego and in a panic they just agree and make up the most bullshit fake date ever but their relationship is so weird that it works like

Marinette: I'm curious, have you gone on any dates with Adrien?

Chat: UH YEAH OF COURSE I HAVE HE'S A REALLY SWELL DUDE

Marinette: Really what did you guys do?

Chat: WELL HE, UH, HAD NEVER BEEN TO, UH, GERMANY SO I FLEW HIM THERE AND WE DRANK LOTS OF BEER AND ATE LOTS OF PRETZLES

Marinette, surprised:... really?

Chat, getting more nervous: DUH OF COURSE. HE REALLY WANTED TO GO CLUBBING IN BERLIN.

Marinete: you went clubbing???? In Berlin????

Chat: YEP

Marinette: huh, I never knew he liked that kind of thing

Chat, sweating: WELL NOW YOU KNOW.

[the-sprog]

Chat Noir, completely unprompted during an interview: "Adrien Agreste has so little personality that even calling him a wet paper towel would be a compliment"

Ladybug: *gasp* "CHAT! How could you say that? I don't even have words to tell you how insensitive talking about a civilian like that is!"

Despite having no words, Ladybug yelled at him for the next 45 minutes. Chat had to stop himself from laughing.

*Later that day*

Plagg: "...kitten... Why..."

Adrien: "shits and giggles mostly. Things have gotten boring around here"

Plagg: "I can respect that"

*the next day at school*

Nino: "dude why does Chat Noir hate your guts?"

Adrien: "what? I thought it was funny"

Nino: "... Do we need to have the talk about standing up for yourself again?"

Adrien: "what- no! I just mean- look, Chat Noir doesn't know me. And the Adrien Agreste brand my father cultivates is, admittedly, as bland as possible as to not create any controversies"

Nino: "That's one way of looking at it... People on tiktok have been aggressively coming to your defense"

Adrien: "Aw, at least people care!"

*the next day*

Alya: "Chat Noir! Care to elaborate on recent controversial comments made by yourself in this week's interview with Nadja Chamack?"

Chat: "whu- really? Y'all are still on this? Geez a dude doesn't get along with ONE GUY and gets crucified for it" *rolls his eyes*

This does not help.

Adrien goes home and watches tiktok after tiktok of people overanalyzing the situation while eating popcorn. Plagg laughs. Ladybug never forgives him. Nino is worried.

[ramen8008]

Chat: Hey Rena, do you dare me to-

Rena: Nope

----

Chat: Viperion, do you dare-

Viperion: I really don't

----

Chat: hey M'lady, do you dare-

Ladybug: Absolutely tf no.

Chat: but whyyyy

Ladybug: [sighs] what is it ?

Chat: do you dare me to catapult myself off the Eiffel tower and see how far I can land?

Ladybug: .... [Looks around]

Ladybug: the others are gone right?

Chat: hm hm

Ladybug: and no one will know that I was a part of this and that I allowed this behavior

Chat: yup

Ladybug: because we don't want them to see me as someone who goofs around, right?

Chat: [nods] absolutely, we don't

Ladybug: ....

Ladybug: let's compare whether you can catapult further or can I throw you further!

Chat: HELL YEAH!

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Marinette: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything. Damian: I want you to get a full 10 hours of sleep. Marinette, conjuring up the sweetest smile and a glare that could throw anyone six-feet under: Absolutely and positively no.

[san-fics]

Chat Noir: How can you work with Robin?!

Chat Noir: He's a psychopath!

Ladybug: Oh, that's easy!

Ladybug: I just let him see that I'm an even more dangerous and unpredictable psycho than he is...

[miraclechatbug]

Alya: Hey guys, what are you watching?

Adrien: Kitten Football

Alya: Uhhh. Why?

Adrien: It’s randomly came on, and now I’m kind of invested. And then Marinette came in and got into it too. Aww, look! Snuggles fell asleep-

Marinette: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT!

Alya:?!

Adrien: Marinette sees the show differently than I do I guess

[dancingdaffodils08]

Adrien: Hey can I practice my proposal on you?

Luka: yeah, sure

Adrien: You are the love of my life, I would do anything for you, will you marry me?

Nino: *Walks into the room not paying attention* hey guys what are you doi-

Nino: …

Luka and Adrien: …

Nino: I F**KING KNEW IT

[raeuberprinzessin]

Dick, excitedly showing his newest little sister Marinette the Batcave: This is the Batcave! Overe there is the Batcomputer and here we sharpen our Batarangs. On this side are the Batbikes and if you follow this path you'll find the Batplane. And right here is the Batmobile! Isn't it amazing? We should totally take you on a joy ride with it, don't you agree? What do you say?

Marinette, slowly taking it all in: I feel like you were going for a theme with this ... Let me guess? Moody broody late-pubescent goth?

Alfred: Very well said, Miss Marinette.

Jason, peering at a stricken-looking Bruce: Well, I guess trying to show off how cool you are to your new daughter might not go as planned. Any contingencies, old man?

Tim: Going off of experience, it's having a moody brooding session in the dark cave. You know, like a late-pubescent goth.

Bruce, murmuring: I didn't even name most of these things, why am I getting attacked?

[bklily]

Very opposing opinions on cute ladybugs, it would seem.

(based on a tweet about ladybugs I stumbled upon)