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Touch

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when i’m pulling up to the “#1 foggy nelson fan” competition but i see matt murdock is there so i’ve already lost

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Petition to have a long-term companion named John Smith.

The Doctor does not stop using John Smith as an alias during this time, so good old companion John will:

Do nothing and go about the adventure as the dynamic duo, John Smith and John Smith

Say that he is either the Doctor's son or father depending on how old they both appear (a junior/senior situation)

Come up with a normal human pseudonym himself like Mark or Dave because the Doctor stole his name goddammit

Just fucking introduce himself as the Doctor and completely ruin the point of the Doctor calling himself John Smith

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🐹foggy

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Wazzup Tumblr >:P

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DP x SPN

Sooooooo what if the portal accident only worked for Danny because he was one of Azazels kids? Hear me out. (He stopped ageing at 14):

The yellow eyed man caught his eye instantly as his sleepy self trudged to the nasty burger. The last few years were relatively quit with only a few instances he was able to manage quickly. But for some reason the last months his abilities began to act up again. Nothing serious, just somw floating spoons and quite easy to dismiss.

This guy on the other hand was strange. Not like gost-strange more like "looking into the sun too long"-strange. The outline of his body seemed fuzzy and the only clearly distinguishable aspect of his face were clear yellow eyes staring right at him. It made his spideysens tingle, like his core was warning him of a threat.

Staring ant each other from opposite sides of the road, he did not dare move. Predator and prey. But which was which? That was when the man finally moved. He began to grin. Showing his teath in a way that was uncanny but still not as unsetteling as anticipated. A heavy feeling settled in his stomach. Something did not feel right. The man tilted his head and suddenly everything went black.

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Slowly blinking awake he was met with a soft smile that belonged to a boy. Well boy was a far stretch. He couldn't be older than 20 but was tall as a moose.

"You ok?" Still a little confused what happened he nodded slowly. "Good, because we have to get out of here." The man who crouched before him stood up and grew another 3 inches if possible. Slowly following his lead he took in his surroundings. They were in a shaggy house with dim lighting that came from the outside. The dust was catching stray light and gabe the abandoned room an eerie look. Danny let his senses reach out. The man, already at the door gave a kind but stressed aura, turned to him and looked at him. "By the way, i am Sam."

"Danny" he replied a little unsure. Sam seemed to see his hesitency. "I know it might sound crazy, but have you ever seen a man with yellow eyes?!" Thinking back at the man he saw he gave a quick nod. "Who was that?" "Well crazy story. He is a deamon that basically gave a whole lot of random babys his blood and is now pitting us against one another to find his champion. Problem is we are in the middle of nowhere one of us has decided to go on a murderspree while i want to get us all out. Will you help me?!"

He let these words sink in. Slowly a grin showed itself on his face. "Fuck the ancients. Yeah let's not play this fuckers game!" There have been crazier situations. He joined the now smiling man at the door and they began to make their way through the abandoned city.

Next.

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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Making this post in the year 2025: it will never not be funny to me how the Supernatural season 5 dynamic will be like Sam and Dean hit some impasse in their stupid quest-of-the-week and they go "shit we're stuck. Maybe Cas can help. Cas!"

And Cas will fall down from the rafters hitting every support beam on the way down and slam into the floor bleeding from all his eyes and missing most of his feathers like "Sorry for the delay. I'm being brutally and violently hunted for sport by every single angel of the Lord due to I betrayed all of them (my own family) in order to side with you two."

And Sam and Dean will be like "That's great or sorry that happened. Can you use your powers to transport us to the fuck-shit dimension? We need to go there for some reason." And Cas will say "Technically I can try but it will likely kill me." and Sam and Dean will be like "Sweet awesome you're the best Cas great."

And then Cas does it and it turns him into the angel version of roadkill and Sam and Dean are like "Yikes. Anyway" and shove his unconscious body into a motel room and forget about him because they've got stuff to do in the fuck-shit dimension.

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pkmn

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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Detective Conan but for some reason APTX gives him Twitch chat or something idk

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Sonic Prime n stuff

When you're trying to fight but your opponent keeps flirting with their bf, smh....

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you know what? fuck it *reads the fanfic I spent hours writing for my own enjoyment*

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Finally!! The words in this were based off of Hiccup’s narration in the first book of the How to Train Your Dragon series by Cressida Cowell. I’ve been working on this for a few months now (on and off) and finally just finished it for the Dragons 2 release. Happy flying for those who are going to see it!!! :)

I had to oddly compress everything because of Tumblr formatting x__X make sure you click the 3 mini pictures after the first/second panel!!!

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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

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