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[hinamie]

mentor

[rambyol]

I like the detail of Silco’s weight loss after the time skip. I mean his build is pretty slim anyway and yet they slimmed him down further.

This is what chain smoking & shimmer micro-dosing over the years does to a mf.

[breadandlottery]

[hopeluna]

Thinking about.....Barbatos being lowkey unhinged whenever he is slightly jealous. You can't really tell from his polite mask that he has put on but he's going through every possible torture methods in his head as this guest at Diavolo's ball is getting a little too friendly for his comfort.

You notice his eye twitching from annoyance when the said guest puts a fleeting hand on your arm, laughing at their own joke. Barbatos acts nonchalant when you drag him away to a little secluded space, though you can see his decorum slipping, second by second.

"Barbatos, no."

You get just a shrug in response. "Lets go back, dear", a polite smile as he leads you gently back to the main hall. You decide to leave it at that and instead enjoy the party, making sure that Mammon isn't sneaking his way into the royal treasury.

A few days later, you decide to make your way to Barbatos, having nothing better to do for the day and missing him.

While you're with him, chatting on about your day, a thought strikes you as you ask him about that one way-too-friendly guest. It was as if they disappeared from the ball afterwards.

You, again, get only a shrug in response, "I have no idea what you are talking about".

You pretend not to notice the way his lips threaten to quirk up.

© hopeluna. Do not copy, translate, modify or repost any of my work in this or any other site. Do not steal or modify my ideas/concepts either.

[doctor-vertigo]

Sorry if I didn’t include your favorite, I just threw out the ones I like the most. You can leave your favs in the tags tho, cause I love getting obsessed with new mad scientists if you couldn’t already tell

[really-burnt-toast]

The Kits

Aka. what I started drawing during the Lofi livestream.

Plus, their parents;

(Full page and some ramblings under cut)

God, I love Aym and Baal so much, I'm so happy I finally got around to drawing them :D

I know Narinder isn't CANONICALLY their dad, but I love the headcannon where he is, so in my au/version that's just how it is.

Aym, while his fur and patterns are more like Forneus, acts more like Narinder and has a more lean body build like his dad. Meanwhile, Baal has Narinder's pattern and fur while having Forneus' personality and more rounder body shape.

Aym is half blind due to his eye being injured when he was younger - both of them have additional scars now from sparring or fighting off previous vessels.

Forneus is hyper supportive and involved - meanwhile, Narinder is silently doting and proud, more laid back in raising them too.

Anyhow,

[themistdragon]

[cheebuss]

Self defense scarring VS Attempted murder scarring yayyy

Dingospot and Koalasight scar guide/some distinctions between them ig, idk, warrorr cates!

text under cut (going clockwise):

DINGOSPOT:

Didn't even register his injuries until Federheart pointed them out lmaooo (Locked in on rocking Mistmask's shit)

Kind of weird about the scars :/

soooo damn arrogant about his abilities (Justified tbh he is fucking GOOD.)

Scruffy, but well-groomed

Angry, rude ol' bastard (tends to just "blow up" sometimes.)

KOALASIGHT:

OH HE TRAUMATIZED FR FR

Can open his left eye if he REALLY tries but it's super painful :(

Near-fatal neck wound.

You literally cannot sneak up on him. -> SUPER alert & jumpy 24/7 (Smokeface vc: Bet.)

Fur unkept

Skinnier. Like most of Blueclan.

[splinnters]

hey tumblr I made another one

[warpedpuppeteer]

We got three Bi's this episode:

[evergreen-endo]

cw: 18+ mdni. dub/noncon pussy eating. overstim. free use. w/ takiishi chika. nothin much just thoughts.

takiishi laughs and smiles and giggles during foreplay and sex and all that....it's just not in the lighthearted, oh-we're-so-in-love-this-is-so-much-fun kinda way. it's like....well, for one, unsettling.

all he's doing is moving his fingers inside you and you're...shaking? it's the fifth time in a row he's made you cum because he's really amused by the way you run from it and beg for more at the same time and he likes the waver in your voice when you tell him to stop and the desperate whine that punctuates your garbled sentences. he giggles at the way you jolt when he taps his thumb against your swollen nub til he's bored and starts slapping it till you cum again. and again. and again.

or he's just flicking his tongue over your clit, why are your thighs trembling so hard? why does he have to pin your arms to your chest to keep you from tugging his head away? he doesn't know what you mean when you say he's being a tease - he's giving it to you, isn't he? he didn't even ask if he could, nor did you. you didn't even have to say yes. he's being so selfless right now, right? so generous. the corners of his lips turn up into a grin at the defiant look on your face when you try to fight against him. he grips tighter and spreads your legs further with his knees, watching you closely, amused at the way you thrash around.

and after he pulls out and sees evidence of the way he's stretched you out, spend spilling out of you, twitching thighs and a heaving chest as your body goes completely limp, he laughs, breathless and wide eyed. it's such a sight to see. he's used your body on every surface in the house in the hour that you two have been alone. the bottoms of his eyes crinkle with mirth every time he sees you walking funny for the next week.

[blackynsupremacy]

pov: you’re fucking around with red k!clark and he’s a whole fuckboy pt 2. (this is a hc/crackfic)

y/n is getting sick of clark’s bullshit, but she can’t let him go…smdh same, girl. he’s taking her out tonight, but it doesn’t go so smoothly.

meagan good as a black coded y/n fc (you can imagine yourself or whoever you want)

inspo from trapcaleb as well.

warning: cursing, gaslighting, mention of cheating, red k! clark, slight mention of suggestiveness, y/n is weak in the knees.

here’s how it would go down:

y/n: *getting in lex’s ferrari and she has to adjust the seat*

y/n: wait a minute…who tf did you have in here? why do the seat- why is the seat back like that, clark?

him: i’m not sure what you’re talking about. 🙃bullshit. lana was up in here.

y/n: *sniffs around* why does the car smell like japanese cherry blossom…who tf did you have in here?!? 🤨

he knows damn well y/n wears warm vanilla sugar.

him: …let’s just have a good night, okay? 🙂

he’s been caught, but he knows how to make it up to her later. he’s got her wrapped around his finger…figuratively and literally.

y/n:…boy, just drive. 😤😮‍💨

damn… this is the last time she’s falling for this shit, man!!

…or is it?

[delulu-with-wandanat]

(in fact very much is still) Stuck in our universe

*The team watching a movie for de stressing and team bonding.*

Steve: Care to join us ma’am?

Scarlett: Sure.

Elizabeth: Watching a movie with my co-stars’s doppelgänger is certainly not on my bucket list, but who am I to say no?

*Takes a seat next to Scarlett*

Wanda: *Casually walks up to Natasha and cuddles up to her*

Natasha: *Wrapping her arms around Wanda as if it’s second nature”

Scarlett:

(Not homophobia dw. But ya'll can understand LMAO)

Elizabeth: Should we? *jokingly to Scarlett*

Scarlett *laughing*: Lizzie, I have a husband-

Y/n: You have a husband?!

Yelena: You’re straight?!!

Scarlett: Why do people keep asking me this-

[hontobakane]

[overthinkinglotr]

I wrote a short fanfic based on this tumblr post discussing monarchy in The Hobbit! Because while LOTR takes place in a magical fairy tale world where monarchy can be good, it is funny to bring the logic of anti monarchical revolutions to middle earth.

The summary:

“It is simply the nature of all kings to kill, plunder, and hoard wealth— in the same way it is the nature of dragons,” Bilbo said.

Bilbo Baggins has lived all his life in The Shire, where leaders are democratically elected. He has never met a king before. Royal families have always been nothing more than characters in stories from far away.

But after meeting several haughty warlike kings on the Quest for Erebor, Bilbo finally realizes why the Shire has no monarchy — it is a ridiculous horrible form of government and no one with any hobbit-sense would ever agree to it.

Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo explains representational democracy to King Thorin Oakenshield. Overwhelmed by the hobbit’s wisdom, Thorin impulsively converts Erebor into a democratic republic and retires from public life.

But what will happen when Bilbo and Thorin’s actions set off a wave of anti-monarchical democratic revolutions across Middle Earth? Will they ever be allowed to live in peace?

(A book/movie fusion tragicomedy about the struggles of searching for an ending where “they all live happily ever after to the end of their days.”)

[deancasforcutie]

the realization that Dean's post-series arc is evidently