#mfs crack

[hinamie]

mentor

[rambyol]

I like the detail of Silco’s weight loss after the time skip. I mean his build is pretty slim anyway and yet they slimmed him down further.

This is what chain smoking & shimmer micro-dosing over the years does to a mf.

[hopeluna]

Thinking about.....Barbatos being lowkey unhinged whenever he is slightly jealous. You can't really tell from his polite mask that he has put on but he's going through every possible torture methods in his head as this guest at Diavolo's ball is getting a little too friendly for his comfort.

You notice his eye twitching from annoyance when the said guest puts a fleeting hand on your arm, laughing at their own joke. Barbatos acts nonchalant when you drag him away to a little secluded space, though you can see his decorum slipping, second by second.

"Barbatos, no."

You get just a shrug in response. "Lets go back, dear", a polite smile as he leads you gently back to the main hall. You decide to leave it at that and instead enjoy the party, making sure that Mammon isn't sneaking his way into the royal treasury.

A few days later, you decide to make your way to Barbatos, having nothing better to do for the day and missing him.

While you're with him, chatting on about your day, a thought strikes you as you ask him about that one way-too-friendly guest. It was as if they disappeared from the ball afterwards.

You, again, get only a shrug in response, "I have no idea what you are talking about".

You pretend not to notice the way his lips threaten to quirk up.

© hopeluna. Do not copy, translate, modify or repost any of my work in this or any other site. Do not steal or modify my ideas/concepts either.

[really-burnt-toast]

The Kits

Aka. what I started drawing during the Lofi livestream.

Plus, their parents;

(Full page and some ramblings under cut)

God, I love Aym and Baal so much, I'm so happy I finally got around to drawing them :D

I know Narinder isn't CANONICALLY their dad, but I love the headcannon where he is, so in my au/version that's just how it is.

Aym, while his fur and patterns are more like Forneus, acts more like Narinder and has a more lean body build like his dad. Meanwhile, Baal has Narinder's pattern and fur while having Forneus' personality and more rounder body shape.

Aym is half blind due to his eye being injured when he was younger - both of them have additional scars now from sparring or fighting off previous vessels.

Forneus is hyper supportive and involved - meanwhile, Narinder is silently doting and proud, more laid back in raising them too.

Anyhow,

[raetreaderarts]

Sorry if I didn’t include your favorite, I just threw out the ones I like the most. You can leave your favs in the tags tho, cause I love getting obsessed with new mad scientists if you couldn’t already tell

[notanartificialintelligence]

since aroace trending

help i ran out of tags

[themistdragon]

[splinnters]

hey tumblr I made another one

[cheebuss]

Self defense scarring VS Attempted murder scarring yayyy

Dingospot and Koalasight scar guide/some distinctions between them ig, idk, warrorr cates!

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DINGOSPOT:

Didn't even register his injuries until Federheart pointed them out lmaooo (Locked in on rocking Mistmask's shit)

Kind of weird about the scars :/

soooo damn arrogant about his abilities (Justified tbh he is fucking GOOD.)

Scruffy, but well-groomed

Angry, rude ol' bastard (tends to just "blow up" sometimes.)

KOALASIGHT:

OH HE TRAUMATIZED FR FR

Can open his left eye if he REALLY tries but it's super painful :(

Near-fatal neck wound.

You literally cannot sneak up on him. -> SUPER alert & jumpy 24/7 (Smokeface vc: Bet.)

Fur unkept

Skinnier. Like most of Blueclan.

[warpedpuppeteer]

We got three Bi's this episode:

[blackynsupremacy]

pov: you’re fucking around with red k!clark and he’s a whole fuckboy pt 2. (this is a hc/crackfic)

y/n is getting sick of clark’s bullshit, but she can’t let him go…smdh same, girl. he’s taking her out tonight, but it doesn’t go so smoothly.

meagan good as a black coded y/n fc (you can imagine yourself or whoever you want)

inspo from trapcaleb as well.

warning: cursing, gaslighting, mention of cheating, red k! clark, slight mention of suggestiveness, y/n is weak in the knees.

here’s how it would go down:

y/n: *getting in lex’s ferrari and she has to adjust the seat*

y/n: wait a minute…who tf did you have in here? why do the seat- why is the seat back like that, clark?

him: i’m not sure what you’re talking about. 🙃bullshit. lana was up in here.

y/n: *sniffs around* why does the car smell like japanese cherry blossom…who tf did you have in here?!? 🤨

he knows damn well y/n wears warm vanilla sugar.

him: …let’s just have a good night, okay? 🙂

he’s been caught, but he knows how to make it up to her later. he’s got her wrapped around his finger…figuratively and literally.

y/n:…boy, just drive. 😤😮‍💨

damn… this is the last time she’s falling for this shit, man!!

…or is it?

[justaz]

need post magic reveal/ban repeal where magic is free and everyone grows in their knowledge of just what magic is and how it works etc, etc. merlin (isn't one for bragging about his powers) doesn't really mention much about his magic so people just assume he has enough to get by with like chores but not enough to catch the ire of uther EXCEPT for gauis, lancelot, and arthur bc gaius and lancelot have known about him for years and know what he's capable of and arthur sat merlin down and demanded all the stories so arthur knows he'd be a formidable opponent but he doesn't really get it yk? so he's like "yeah merlin has magic and he's capable of defending himself and camelot so he's probably on the more powerful end of the spectrum like every other sorcerer who is powerful"

and then i need merlin to be Different. like noticeably different. like idk a sorcerer is like trying out to be court sorcerer (bc merlin doesn't want another job dammit arthur give it morgana or someone-) and they perform this elaborate spell that captivates merlin and he starts asking all these questions and the sorcerer is like "yeah it's super difficult, it took me months to get it right and it takes years for some others-" and they cut themselves off bc merlin was just like "i wanna try" and does it perfectly first try. the sorcerer is seething.

camelot is hit with a heatwave and everyone is suffering and arthur is just like "morgana can you make it rain or something? it's too hot to breathe." and morgana is just like "no you idiot i can't just bend nature to my will. it doesn't like that." and merlin finally arrives with waterskins full of nice, cold, refreshing drink that the knights are frothing at the mouth to get. arthur complains again and morgana huffs and merlin is like "has he been like that this whole time?" and morgana nods with a groan and merlin laughs before going "i can try something" and leaves before anyone can say anything and arthur looks at morgana and is like "i thought you said nature doesn't like to be controlled?" and she's like "it doesn't" and then they all chase after merlin but he's chilling in the courtyard with his eyes closed, not even chanting, and then the sky starts to darken as black clouds roll in, the temperature plummets and then...snow begins to fall. in july. they all end up having a snowball fight.

a power hungry sorcerer comes along and is like "emrys....he's perfect....just what i need...teehee" and casts some spell over merlin and begins to siphon his magic and his power and merlin feels waves of his magic flood through the connection and into the sorcerer and like he's a mix of panic and concern bc yeah this mf is taking his magic but they're taking his magic. merlin tries to bargain or talk them down while the knights and arthur try to attack but the sorcerer keeps pushing them back and ignores merlin and is like "i want power, i want your power" blah blah blah monologue time and they swing another wave of magic out at the knights and knock many out while killing some and merlin is just like "ok no that's all folks thanks" and starts to push his own magic through the connection. the sorcerer has this wild gleam in their eyes and they feel more and more power fill them and it's like a high until it gets too much and they frantically try to sever the connection and their telling merlin to stop but merlin is just like "i thought you wanted my power? i'm giving it to you" and continues to flood the sorcerer with his magic until gold begins to trace their skin and they idk explode or smth and then all the magic flies back into merlin and he flexes his hands. unnamed knights 3, 6, 22, 53, and 55 still died so it's a tragedy.

a bunch of sorcerers are entertaining at a feast (kind of like the trickler) and they cast illusions all around the room that look real enough (unless you look too closely or touch it bc they are somewhat see through and your hand would pass right through them) and it's a fun and joyous night. later that week, the knights bring it up during their break while training and merlin is like "sure, what illusion should i cast?" and after some back and forth, he settles on the illusion of a dragon. it's around the size and age of aithusa bc that's all he has to go off of and it's gold since he took inspiration from the pendragon crest all around the area. it jumps around and flaps it's wings to get some air and it's all fine and dandy until elyan goes to poke his hand through it's ribs but meets physical scales and he jumps up into percival's arms. merlin looks closer and is like "oh. its real. whoops." and leon is like "whoops?? you make a real life dragon and all you have to say is whoops?" and merlin shrugs and is like "it was an accident" and leon about keels over from a heart attack "an accident? how do you accidentally-" the dragon is considered a gift from magic to camelot and helps further heal the wounds of uther's purge.

idk just like merlin being casually the most powerful sorcerer to walk the earth and unnerving people just by how little he seems to care about his shows of power but they're all like "well he's just doing all these small things that don't harm anyone and he doesn't even seem to realize just how powerful he is so what can ya do?" and they leave it be and make peace with merlin being Like That. and then camelot/arthur is attacked or smth idk and then everyone gets to see exactly how powerful and dangerous merlin is

[delulu-with-wandanat]

(in fact very much is still) Stuck in our universe

*The team watching a movie for de stressing and team bonding.*

Steve: Care to join us ma’am?

Scarlett: Sure.

Elizabeth: Watching a movie with my co-stars’s doppelgänger is certainly not on my bucket list, but who am I to say no?

*Takes a seat next to Scarlett*

Wanda: *Casually walks up to Natasha and cuddles up to her*

Natasha: *Wrapping her arms around Wanda as if it’s second nature”

Scarlett:

(Not homophobia dw. But ya'll can understand LMAO)

Elizabeth: Should we? *jokingly to Scarlett*

Scarlett *laughing*: Lizzie, I have a husband-

Y/n: You have a husband?!

Yelena: You’re straight?!!

Scarlett: Why do people keep asking me this-

[hontobakane]

[overthinkinglotr]

I wrote a short fanfic based on this tumblr post discussing monarchy in The Hobbit! Because while LOTR takes place in a magical fairy tale world where monarchy can be good, it is funny to bring the logic of anti monarchical revolutions to middle earth.

The summary:

“It is simply the nature of all kings to kill, plunder, and hoard wealth— in the same way it is the nature of dragons,” Bilbo said.

Bilbo Baggins has lived all his life in The Shire, where leaders are democratically elected. He has never met a king before. Royal families have always been nothing more than characters in stories from far away.

But after meeting several haughty warlike kings on the Quest for Erebor, Bilbo finally realizes why the Shire has no monarchy — it is a ridiculous horrible form of government and no one with any hobbit-sense would ever agree to it.

Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo explains representational democracy to King Thorin Oakenshield. Overwhelmed by the hobbit’s wisdom, Thorin impulsively converts Erebor into a democratic republic and retires from public life.

But what will happen when Bilbo and Thorin’s actions set off a wave of anti-monarchical democratic revolutions across Middle Earth? Will they ever be allowed to live in peace?

(A book/movie fusion tragicomedy about the struggles of searching for an ending where “they all live happily ever after to the end of their days.”)

[deancasforcutie]

the realization that Dean's post-series arc is evidently