Broke: "Dick Grayson was upset at a new kid taking over his mantle because he doesn't think Jason will be good enough as Robin"
Woke: "Dick is upset at Jason, not because he's suddenly taking over the mantle he created, but because Jason isn't nearly feral enough of a child to drive Bruce insane in Dick's place"
Dick: You wanna be my successor? Go swing from that chandelier right now.
Jason:
Dick: As a matter of fact, I need to see you crawling all over the walls. Make a ruckus, break some furniture
Jason: But Bruce-
Dick: SCREW Bruce. Your job as my new brother is to make his life HELL. Why are you so polite? Why are you so calm? Where's your DRIVE, your PASSION, huh? You may be worthy of the title of Robin, but are you WORTHY of being my disaster brother?
Jason, a little scared: I dont-
Dick, scoffing: The youth these days just don't rebel like they used to.
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Holds head in hands. Now we’ve got “Well to show a girl you’re romantically interested in her you should say the things that Jeeves regularly says to me.” How is this not a fanfic.
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Here's my full pieces for @pmdzine ! This was my first zine and it was such an honor to work with so many amazing artists and writers, I couldn't be prouder of what we've put together!
Leftover sales are happening now and going FAST, it's just zines and digital merch left currently, so make sure to grab one if you're interested!
Thank you so much everyone! ❤️🧃
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Sometimes i wish flirting was as easy as taking a girls face in my hands and telling her i have time for her, that i’ve got time for all her hopes and worries and rants and goals and wants and needs
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girl help I got the doctor who brainworms again and now my past and present hyperfixations are on a collision course
(also if you’ve never seen THAT scene from utopia…. omg. just. here.)
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