#maybe? to be safe

[isachaes]

j + seeun intro at the golden disk awards

[stellaseas]

This idea I have that I just have to sit down and WRITE ALREADY dammit!!! Alternate ending, canon adjacent, playing with Ascended Astarion x Tav x Raphael. Tav breaks up with Astarion, knowing she can’t possibly be with him the way his is post ritual, and in doing so loses her bet with Raphael (of course she knows this but her pride/past experience won’t let her remain with Astarion, the way he’s acting something Raphael was banking on) so now she’s sworn to serve him, but she’s never told anyone about this deal, certainly not Astarion. Which becomes the start of this fic.

Trigger warning for implied dubcon…

In the six months before the party, Astarion obviously thinks about her still, but none of the companions know what’s gone down.

The party comes and goes and Tav…doesn’t come. Karlach especially is upset by this and convinces the others to go to Astarion and ask what’s up. He doesn’t know and they didn’t realize Tav left him.

Astarion tries to play it cool, but eventually they convince him they have to at least see what she’s doing. So they scry and at first it doesn’t work because she’s in Avernis. They scry again, wondering what the hell she’s doing in well, hell.

Indeed they see her this time, wearing familiar armor covered in gore and Astarion makes some comment like see? She’s just doing adventure-y stuff (while inside dying because seeing her makes him realize how much he misses her)

But, they realize that somethings off, she looks dead-eyed and then the (very cinematic for angst purposes) scrying eye pans out and they realize she’s entering the House of Hope. As she enters and walks towards Raphael’s quarters, her armor magicks away slowly (like water or smoke) revealing a very bare, very un-Tav dress. Those walking around the house see her coming and step out of her path, there a whispers as she passes but she seems unbothered. There are strange markings on her skin, like sketched tattoos of very thin chain.

The companions watch in stunned silence as Tav reports to Raphael, her job complete. They banter like they did during the length of their journey, but it’s not quite the same. Tavs acting strangely, she seems tired and clipped. Raphael tells her to sit and she approaches one of the chairs in front of his desk, but he “corrects” her, the markings on her skin and her eyes glowing a sinister orange. She jolts in pain but complies, moving around his desk and sitting on his lap. She maintains an aura of control and in many ways seems like her normal self, but it’s all a veil. He asks her to read a contract he’s been working on, as she does he starts touching her, kissing her neck. She seems embarrassed by this but not unsurprised as if it’s happened time and again. Eventually he snaps the contract away and pulls her closer, she responds in kind.

Of course now they know that somethings not just off. Something is very, very wrong.

Just the first scene with more ideas to come.

[morganmnemonic]

So I noticed a dangling plot hook at the end of homestuck that i’m not sure that I’ve ever seen addressed. Its about Dirk and Jake.

Because if you look at Jake’s character arc in regards to romance its:

 He kinda sort of knows that all of his friends like him but doesn’t know how to deal with it (he’s very ace)

At the same time, he doesn’t despise the idea of being in a relationship. For example, he develops a sort of crush on Aranea. 

So when dirk does a grand corpse-smooch-with-volcanos romantic gesture, Jake basically says “this might as well happen”

But he can tell that he doesn’t feel the same way about dirk that dirk feels about him. He also isn’t used to existing in the same space as other people.

So he develops a habit of disappearing unnanounced, which dirk responds to by becoming clingier, resulting in a spiral of horrible cringe fail teen romance.

They are both ready to call it off when trickster mode happens. Plans are made to have a gazillion babies.

  He godteirs into a speedo

  Jane crockerteirs and states a very clear intent to keep him around as a sex slave and hold him to the plan of having a gazillion babies together.

This event is very awful horrible for him, and when Aranea (representing in this narrative his openness to the possibility of being in a relationship) tries to kiss him, he thoroughly freaks out.

Also the aranea kiss thing never happened, but it is reasonable to assume that the crockerteir fiasco is just as horrible for him in the retconned timeline, even if his reaction to it is less visible.

His conversation at the end with john suggests that he has developed a strong distaste for being the object of anyone’s attraction

Dirks arc for these purposes is a lot simpler. He plots and schemes, and it never works the way that he wants it to. He has a horrible cringe fail teen romance that he blames himself for the failure of. And then his brother from another timeline shows up to tell him that his worst qualities are incredibly traumatizing to be in close proximity to.

All of this is to say that in a post Sburb world, Jake would likely be showing signs of trauma, and Dirk would have absolutely no reason to suspect that he didn’t cause said trauma.

 Like, the “tenderness” of the brobot. Hal’s inappropriate comments. The volcano kiss that Dirk feels like Hal used to pressure jake into a relationship. The clinginess, not giving Jake enough space. 

When jake reacts poorly to a situation that he would have used to be fine with, Dirk has so much fodder for rationalizing why its somehow his fault. And how would he ever learn otherwise? Its not like either Jake or Jane are going to be very eager to talk about what happened in that dersite jail.

And I don’t think I’ve ever found a single fanfic exploring this dynamic and I’m going feral thinking about it.

[egophiliac]

crossing my fingers and wishing upon every star that chapter 10 finally brings us the tweel cards 🤞🤞

[sleeplessv0id]

maybe in another universe, I can ask for help when I need it.

[fuckedmutt]

asking a cute puppy increasingly invasive questions and watching them squirm. Come on puppy, you want to be good, don’t you? Tell me how you like to touch yourself. Oh baby, you’re going to need to tell me in more detail than that! How else am I going to be able to replicate it?

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa definitely thought Abby died..

[geopvnk]

not to dragon age post on main but i'm still losing my mind over varric's face in the gameplay reveal as he says "please" and how he actually lowers bianca again and just . ok ser master viscount tethras are you talking to solas here or are you talking to anders or are you talking to bartrand :/

[spoksstuff]

Home 🏠❤️‍🩹

all credits to the original artist @zaerxa on X, ig & tumblr

[tchaikovsgay]

this might be a controversial opinion but i think we unnecessarily platform terfs way too much. people cant even make a fun harmless trans post without people jumping on to be like "yeah, fuck terfs!" and its like. severely not about that at all

tumblr terfs love attention. they feed off of it, ESPECIALLY negative attention which is what some of yall are constantly giving them. if you dont want them interacting with your blog or w/e, thats fine, of course you dont! but everyone quietly blocking them while focusing on trans positivity would be way more beneficial than making the focus entirely about giving them the attention that theyre frothing at the mouth for

and frankly the focus on terfs takes away from conversations about casual transphobia that exists outside of just radical feminism. not everyone hides their transphobia under the guise of being a super feminist, and saying "fuck terfs" makes people feel like theyre above ever perpetuating transphobia, which is DEFINITELY not true

[sunnist4rs]

[ramsei501st]

in honor of laika coming back from the dead to release a new movie, a kubo of mine with some questionable summer fashion. im love he

inspired by @/kittarts' coraline art ;o;/

[potassiumprincess]

i think marinette is worse at resting when she's sick but adrien is worse at sitting things out if he's injured. i have no explanation, these are just the vibes

[mangosundae]

* There’s something on your shirt.

[sakuravalelp]

Ellie(Dani) didn't realize how dangerous Danny's home was for him until he was more worried about her when she got her own home. - Prompt I think(?)

Ellie wasn't sure how to feel when Danny excitedly animated her to accept Arthur's invitation to live in Atlantis.

"Just if you want of course, but you'll get a stable home, and Frostbite said living underwater might be good for your water cores stability."

She had already been planning to accept the offer. Once she gave the guy an opportunity to have some sort of conversation, the guy was pretty chill, and the castle was pretty cool. So yeah, she was going to accept the offer.

But for some reason Danny's eagerness for her to go with Arthur hurt. It felt like he was trying to get rid of her.

She knew that was ridiculous, she didn't even live with Danny. He looked out for her, and was always a call away but, as much as Danny parents her, he was just a child like her. It made sense he was happy to give away the responsibility of taking care of her.

So when Ellie moved into Atlantis, she was expecting to hear less from Danny. After all, she had settle down, and he didn't need to worry about her adventures anymore. That was Arthur's and Mera's job now.

Weirdly enough, it was the complete opposite.

Now that Ellie was living with adults, Danny seemed MORE worried for her. They went from a call once a week or so, to almost daily calls in the afternoons. He would be more insistent about her telling him if anything was wrong.

He would ask specifics about the food she was eating, and her activities of the day, and her room, and the castles security...

Sam had told her that it was because he used to be able to monitor if she was eating well through the transactions of the debit card they had given her. Tuck had told her that he used to evaluate how safe she was through the phones location, and the hotels receipts.

And well, maybe she underestimated how much attention Danny put on her before, but the way the calls went made it seem like he thought she might be in more danger now that she had a stable home.

Which made no sense, because unlike him, she didn't even need to hide her ghostlines. Anything that was out of normal for Atlanteans was excused with meta-abilities, she didn't need to worry about being classified as a non-sentient species.

That was when it caught up to her. Danny was worried now that she was in a stable home because his stable home had always been dangerous for him. It isn't even a think of it being dangerous now that his a ghost, it has been dangerous ever since he was a child. She remembers all of Jazz's rants about how unreliable their parents have always been.

The food has always been contaminated. The security now attacked him directly, but there had always been a possibility of it malfunctioning and hurting the residents. Him and Jazz had always had the responsibilities of not only keeping the house clean, but the lab as well. If she tops it with the house security system attacking him, and his parents been ghost hunters...

Ellie hadn't found it too dangerous back then, Danny mocked Jazz rants with her, and Jack and Maddie were kind when they interacted with her in her human form. The Fentons neglect seemed liberating in comparison to Vlad overly controlling nature. But thinking about it now, after two months living in Atlantis, she doesn't like the picture.

She doesn't like the idea of Danny being somewhere so unsafe, but where would he go? He doesn't have a water core like her, and even if he had gotten sorta used to shapeshifting, he isn't good enough to live in a second form, which isn't recommendable either way. So he wouldn't be able to move underwater with her.

More so, she doubts that Danny would like to leave his Amity, he had taken the sole responsibilities of dealing with the whole humans - ghost conflicts. With the anti-ecto acts, there's no way he would leave the portal unsupervised.

What should she do now? Should she talk with Arthur about it? He said he was part of the heros friend group, what if they already know about the anti-ecto acts and are okay with it? What if they change hoe they act with her when she tells them she isn't actually an atlatean meta?

[nebulo-philiac]

I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-

He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this