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asylumdweller · 1 year ago

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dweller...... you cANNOT just reply to my post with absolute an absolute BANGER and not elaborate on how gross kylar WANTS to be. (like, the underwear theft is quite literally TAME for them) (you bring it up to kylar and they're like "what do you mean it's degenerate behaviour... i just love you so much!!!")

i would LOVE to elaborate kylar grossposting is what i was put on this earth to do

ok so first off ive said this before but they either bust a load into the crotch of your underwear/stuffs it inside them and makes you wear it. loves the look on your face when you reluctantly pull them up and shift uncomfortably when you feel the slimy mess between your legs. ALSO loves to lick you all over. if they feel like youll let them be particularly gross (or sometimes not) theyll lick the sweat off of you when youre fucking. WOULD eat you out after giving you a creampie, no hesitation. i feel like at max grossness (usually fueled by high jealousy?) if they could go full anna nishikinomiya and fill a bottle with their cum and make you drink it they would (it would be AGONIZING they do NOT take care of themself theyre fueled by like monster energy and bagged snacks their cum probably tastes like battery acid) but thats past human capabilities so they settle for like a really small glass or something (still is less than comfortable to drink bc im a big fan of that pretty common hc of kylar cumming a near comical amount)

#that first sentence was a joke but this was really easy to do wth #maybe this really is my calling #kylar the loner #dol #degrees of lewdity #cw gross #kylar grossposting

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renewashere · 11 days ago

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this reminded me of them

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#gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket #my art #stanford pines #ford pines #gravity falls au #stanley pines #relativity falls #maybe?#doodles #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #there are some inconsistencies #like did they have flip phones back then?#does this make any sense in any lore? no?#anyway i really liked the idea of stan calling fiddleford fucknugget #that's like basically his last name #mistery trio

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......

Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess

#ASK ME #ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising #no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve #anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you #...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones #I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food #and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb #I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer #s #YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART #......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking

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girlwiththegreenhat · 6 months ago

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team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years

work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years

half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts

shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one

#liz blogs #valve #team fortress 2 #tf2 #half life #half life 3 #what did i say. what did i fucking say.#once again the impossible becomes commonplace #valve exists as a company to walk into the gaming industry. slap their dicks on the table. and yell THIS IS HOW ITS DONE #and the gaming industry has never been in a more sorry state than it is now. maybe second only to the 80s i think. something something ET #in b4 its called Half Life Xen as all the files reference ''hlx''. hl3 fakeout. but its another half life game.#half life 3 has been ''made'' multiple times in various states but its never been up to standards. whatever this project is though sounds l #like its very far in development. maybe they didnt give up this time #ive never been closer in my life to actually saying half life 3 confirmed. its not confirmed but its looking really good for once #crazy year to be a valve fan i'll tell you what #its only the actual objective most anticipated game of all time. no biggie #edit - added a link for the comic news for those who dont know. and the bot bans havent been announced in one place anywhere #but you can literally just look it up on youtube or twitter. valve has been mass-banning bots for the last month. fixtf2 worked

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giotanner · 4 months ago

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Sergeant John "Soap" MacTavish in "don't be angry but I did a thing-"

Entire tiktok video

Please support me with a reblog to stay in CoD circle, it really helps!

Ko-fi

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murkying · 1 month ago

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redstone supervisor

#redraw of some old art #ethubs how i missed u #also experimenting w light bdubs redesigns #and im coming to the realization that im just making both their hair more. anime.#idk i just think bdubs w a lowkey emo spiky haircut eats #omg anyone who left nice tags in my last post and remembered me ILYSM #i never really talked here just posted my art and only yapped in the tags #if anyone is wondering where i disappeared..... esports #LOL #to twt cuz tumblr has like no action on that front #im still in it! if u care abt vct my art acc there is murkyburakh #the offseason has been dry lately so etho called to me #and bdubs #actually i started catching up on his episodes first #cuz building cool #i havent watched wild life or finished secret life idk if i will cuz ngl i just liked the series more when it was simple boogeyman stuff #or maybe i'm just hung up on last life and nothing will top it for me who knows #i'm still an incurable tags yapper i guess #anyways happy new year everynyan!!#ethubs #ethoslab #bdubs #hermitshipping #my art

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untitled-tmnt-blog · 7 months ago

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... I have a lot of thoughts about Draxum.

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago

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Basically, my philosophy around disability fakers is: I would rather a thousand people fake a disability than have one disabled person suffer without care, aids, compassion, or any help.

#disability #disability advocacy #and there's a difference not many people seem to recognize between faking and realizing you don't have [x] problem...#...such as realizing you don't have [x] disorder because it is instead [y] disorder...#...or you haven't completely understood your care needs/your symptoms/what helps you...#...and some people see ANY change in your understanding of your disability as proof of maliciously faking...#...when i suppose in my personal experience people don't *maliciously* fake disability...#...i'm not saying it could never happen but that i don't think it's the *only* thing motivating people called fakers #i just think (like most everything) this is complex and nuanced because it's a *human* experience #like for me personally i /know/ i still have a lot to learn about my disabilities...#...like... i realized recently that my hands shouldn't be in AGONY when warm water is ran over them when it's SLIGHTLY cold inside or out...#...and i realized that i likely have a Noticable limb difference that needs checking out. does this sound like i'm faking...#...or that maybe i just didn't really explore my own needs and body because of a variety of factors?#i can assure you it is because i haven't really thought before about how i deserved to understand how to best help myself

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silusvesuius · 6 months ago

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baby👶 drawings. these are very dear to me rn.. 2nd pic is my Nelavis with @barvin0k's Varonur 🩵 last one is a baby bosmer and snow elf, hairiest of them all. although the bosmer was meant to be my girl Barletta too lols

#tes #skyrim #my art #oc #nelavis #barletta #😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 babies are so sweetum ugh my heart is crumbling rn #referenced some anne g*ddes stuff for dis #i call them snow elves instead of falmer like g*lebor would want me to #i never really get to talk about my elf anatomies at length cus i'm lazy but i sprinkled some info in the first pic #altmer society is EugenicsLand so you could only tell if your child has 'good' traits when they hit puberty #ex. height and shoulder width is something very important to them #if you don't have those traits ur pretty much a failure #other elves have it easier 🤓#idk i still might make some kinda infographic for the way i picture them but umm maybe not who knows #on snow elves and bosmer the fur is still 'confused' when they're in baby stage and is pretty much everywhere #it evens out w/ age and stays on the back; neck; sides of face the most and in places where human body hair wud be #idk ummm..and i think all elves grow their nails out unless they're very intertwined with humans in their life #ex. my snelf elisif; she has her nails trimmed to be regarded as more human i guess #nails are most important to altmer tho and might be a status symbol of some kind... they like using them in combat too #it's shameful for an altmer to not have long nails for any reason but there can be exceptions #like my el*nwen that can't physically grow nails out because of burn injury #so she has fake ones on her combat gloves #it's cute #elf nails aren't as frail as human nails and are more like an animals claws (corny) but bosmers' are the sturdiest #and their nails are curved in shape. for U know. Climbing and stuff #cause dunmer and altmer etc. have straight nails. they can hit the nail salon

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temeyes · 10 months ago

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simon riley, ang panget mo talaga (affectionate)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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Normal boy spotted.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen wing #wen remnants #Wen ning #This scene felt like a bit of a fever dream. We have (with little to no comedic exaggeration):#1) WWX whistling and somehow summoning not one but several horses to his side.#2) meeting the surviving Wen sect members who insist on not leaving Wen Ning behind.#Only for it to cut back to Wen Ning ripping a guy in half. (Not pictured here. I tried so hard but I could not make it look good).#Personally I feel like we moved on way too fast from the horse thing. Where did they come from? WWX couldn't have brought them.#He *just* found out there were more people left behind.#So...are the from the Jing sect? Are these disloyal horses? Or does WWX have incredible animal charisma skills?#It feels a bit like a DND player asked to call in some horses and the DM said 'Sure if you roll well enough' and it was a natural 20.#Maybe this is just my own envy cutting through. God damn I wish I could whistle and summon a horse to my side whenever I needed to.#I know I should not be so hung up on the horses. But my brain is cooked. I have been so sick.#The kind of sickness that makes it hard to breathe. Or think. Or have any energy at all.#I wish I had good commentary to write here. I just...really want a nap. And for October to restart to make up for all the lost time.#Thank you all for being so kind and patient once again. It truly means a lot.

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago

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Hi!! Your Cherik is so good and gorgeous 🤩🤩 If you don't mind wanna try to draw some Fall of X Cherik please?

thank you so much !!

i have a couple of ideas relating to the fall of x period specifically since theres. A Lot i wanna play with, so i hope this lil thing may be a satisfactory start :]]

and the obligatory bonus:

#xmen #xmen comics #fall of x #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #erik magnus lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #professor x #magneto #snap sketches #for clarity on of this tag ramble im calling magneto max OK ok #sorry it took me a while to answer- ive been busy this week !#but yah like i said theres a lot of Fall Of X moments i wanna poke at #one i really wanted to doodle around was max's time with the shadow king from Resurrection of Magneto #the third issue is prob my fave in general if im so tbh .... but i wont prattle bout that ill go back to my previous prattle #i dont think i have a comic in mind prob just a doodle with shadow charles....#i mean if im devious enough i can def turn it into a comic but for now i just know i wanna do something with that #honestly even this moment i might revisit when i have more time to draw something. a lil better #i dont hate this its a sound start- but i THINK i wanna draw a smooch. a lil kiss. idk we'll see #cause im cheeky like that. 'will this be the last time i see you' 'girl idk we can kiss about it though' etc etc #god not to get off topic but im so curious what will happen with these two ... but thats for a diff post i guess #honestly if you guys have any runs i should read lemme know !! i just finished way of x and bar that ive just been reading the 60s issues #i have a couple on my list i wanna check out but im always excited to look into recs if yall think theyre worth it !!#but ya. thats all from me for now #my time is so finite this week i hope i can draw these sillies again soon .. i have a lot of ideas i fear #maybe i can sneak in one more doodle tonight ... <- doubtful

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rystiel · 5 months ago

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idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼

#gave it a name bc i was kinda tired of calling it the Fidds and Stan Work Together on the Portal AU #it’s called portal partners bc they’re partners in fixing the portal partners in running the shack AND partners in life #ik i’m not the only one to think of an au where they start working together after ford goes missing #but i don’t see a lot of people really showing the older version of them ? i don’t think ?#like i’ve seen canon older fiddlestan but not older fiddlestan after working together for 30 years ? idk #also figured fidds would look different in a world where he doesn’t lose his mind in his 30s #🤷🏻‍♂️#gay old men #yay #stan looks and acts the same btw he just happens to also have a very longterm bf to be gay with #gravity falls took place before gay marriage was legal (jesus christ that’s crazy to think about) so that’s why i say very longterm bf #(this means ford would be back in time to attend their wedding tho so. best man ford real. fidd & ford may be sort-of-exes but it’s fine)#gravity falls #gravity falls au #fiddlestan #also… petition to start calling fiddlestan fiddley #bc fiddle(ford) + (stan)ley …. fiddley… u see the vision????#fiddley #🙂‍↕️🙏🏼#stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls fanart #idk man i’m gonna tag the au too ig #portal partners au #gravity falls portal partners au #???#my art #(i guess? used a fidds base then redrew it with my changes so idk)#rystiart #sorry if someone’s done smthn similar bc i feel like this idea of them working together is pretty popular maybe 😭

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meli-mouse · 6 months ago

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takin dumb photos at a sleepover or something

#persona 4 #p4 #yosuke hanamura #yu narukami #My hc is that yu like knows when he likes someone p quick and thats why in his early SLs w ppl he can flirt n stuff #like how he can call yosuke cute in his rank 3 like what #but i think hed be really happy when his dense and conflicted af crush actually reciprocates #so idk hearteyes yu is v good lol i think he’s earned it #Idk why i keep drawing them like hangin out in their pjs maybe I yearn for bein cozy instead of dying of heat and humidity every day

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aroaceleovaldez · 23 days ago

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mildly entertaining pjo fandom curse (mostly in that you can make games out of it):

everybody draws Piper showing skin. half the time Shel as well. literally almost EVERYBODY. go look at Piper fanart. is she wearing a crop top? i bet she is. or if she's wearing a dress hers is gonna be one of the most revealing. bonus points if they gave her a belly button piercing. and it's almost always only Piper and/or Shel. i thought we had a whole discussion about sexualizing young indigenous girls back in like 2021 but i guess nobody processed that part cause pjo fandom acts like if they dont have Piper show her stomach or have her shirt ride up they'll die.

the curse is that you will never unsee this. have fun with that.

#pjo #riordanverse #piper mclean #my friend inflicted this curse onto me and now i must inflict it unto you #like obviously just drawing Piper wearing a croptop by itself is not egregious on it's own but its EVERYBODY *ONLY* draws her in a croptop #as like her default outfit. constantly.#and *ONLY* her. this is not done for any other characters - including other Aphrodite kids. Only Piper (and maybe Shel)#anyways this is what i have to deal with every time i look at piper fanart #its like same 4 things: crop top. bad skin tones and/or stereotyped nose. feathers. and/or beaded earrings #thats it thats all Piper fanart in a nutshell #(the last one like nine times out of ten ends up just feeling like exoticization)#(cause if pjo fandom doesnt have a visual indicator of her being native american or cant ''make her look 'more native''' they die or smth)#btw if you ever say the phrase ''make her look 'more native''' about Piper or Shel or etc i'll eat your kneecaps #saying those words gives me legal permission to hunt you for sport. btw. it also means you owe me 20 dollars.#anyways fun drinking game or etc: take a shot every time piper has a crop top or her shirt up somehow in fanart #warning: my friend and i played this game with water and we both finished like two full bottles of water in like an hour #its REALLY BAD #we literally have a game of every time we share piper fanart in the gc one of us will call out ''her stomach is showing'' and we all scream

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allimili · 5 months ago

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"My Little Star~!"

#UH UH UHHH DONT ASK ME HOW IT TURNED INTO THIS #SHOUTOUT TO THOSE HEADCANONS THAT HE CALLS THE READER HIS LITTLE STAR #I DREW THAT??? WOAH #istg hes so fun to draw #maybe...i can do a mystic flour one...#anyways have fun with this shadow milk stans #shadow milk cookie x reader #shadow milk x reader #shadow milk cookie #This really put my hands on my head by how shock i am i swear i had no idea i can do smth like this

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