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YES. DEAR GOD, YES.
what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is
#i mean i was thinking of it like āturning me into a girlā in the fully transitioning my body sense#but also like if it left my body the same and gave me power iāll take that too#la-principessa-nuova is italian for āthe new princessā btw#with like a little nuance bc the adjective order is changed from how the phrase would normally be said#to make it sound more poetic and kind of emphasize the ānewā part being not like the usual sense of like#the girl who newly fills the role of princess as opposed to the old/previous princess#but like i am the princess and separately another trait i have is that iām new#if that makes sense#so like in that sense it would like make me a princess but also like make me new#and i feel like a new body seems like the most logical sense of that#unless it made me a baby#in which case#idk#maybe that would still be ideal
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HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!
#chrisrin doodles#grian#mcyt#persona 5#hermitcraft#i should probably come up with a name for this au?#anyways GRIAN!#i didn't have a firm persona in mind for him#but i was thinking about maybe someone like artful dodger?#from oliver twist#ill be frank i know nothing about the novel#i was just looking last night for famous thieves but specifically like#very sterotypical pickpockets/classic thieves#not very gentleman-y at all#he's probably a wind user#super quick on his feet#he does not have a gun he just throws explosives#if youre wondering about his outfit i think it's VERY fitting for grian to have his ideal version of 'rebellion'#be literally like. a petty robber who causes absolute chaos#he still has his shackles on#theyre broken#he just got out of jail#he's going to rob another bank#he's going to be a Fucking Menace#and no one can stop him#his codename i think would change every single time#scar just calls him something new every time they go in#and the rest of the thieves just roll with it
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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?
*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)
*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)
(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )
(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)
#polls#tumblr polls#I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup#the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli#section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff#so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just#blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most#neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol#I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me#but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T#I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee#person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times#But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol#And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly#When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one#sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it#Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something#Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and#coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single#coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to#have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus#make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as#possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get#to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol
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Hot Tip: If you're trying to secretly commit bigamy, don't do it when your wife is hidden in the house you currently live in.
Hot Tip: If you stop an innocent girl from committing bigamy, don't leave her living alone in the house with the guy who tried to trick her into bigamy.
Hot Tip: When you're trying to convince a girl to live as your mistress, don't tell her about how you grew to hate all the other mistresses you lived with.
Hot Tip: If you leave your home and place of employment with nowhere else to go, DON'T SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON BUS FARE!
#jane-u-eyre-y#jane eyre#charlotte bronte#rochester: the least competent of all victorian villains#you'd never make it in a sensation novel my friend#'if i didn't think your uncle would die before you got there i'd say you should come with us'#HOW ABOUT SHE COMES WITH YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE NONE OF YOU TRIED TO TRICK HER INTO BIGAMY??#and then jane#jane my friend#i love you but YOU'RE SO STUPID#i have a hard time feeling sorry for her current state of poverty#because every time she's like#'i had no food'#'i was friendless'#'no one offered me shelter and i had no right to demand it'#all i can say is 'you wouldn't have this problem if you HADN'T SPENT ALL YOUR MONEY ON GETTING A RIDE!'#the guy even leaves her at a random crossroads because that's all the further her fare will take her#TEN MILES from the nearest town!#clearly she could have stopped at an earlier point#maybe IN A TOWN#while you STILL HAD SOME MONEY!#i applaud the ideals jane#getting out was the smartest thing you ever did#but it does you no good when you leave in the STUPIDEST WAY POSSIBLE
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I remember seeing some people talk about what were the last two afghan jews back when there were still two in the country and how almost... silly and comical it was that they still couldn't get along with each other but like... Imagine being the only two people of a minority group in your entire country because everyone else ran away, were intimidated into fleeing, or were killed. Maybe I'm a killjoy, but I really never found it funny to think of them having petty disputes because, like, obviously people in high-stress situations are going to be more prone to argument and disliking each other. Obviously when your sacred texts are stolen, when your community is snatched away, when you aren't sure if you'll be taken prisoner for the last time and never return... Obviously you're not going to be primed to interact with others pleasantly.
When you look up afghan jews, you'll find this.
#jumblr#jewish politics#antisemitism tw#personal thoughts tag#how can you not realize that there are (officially) NO afghan jews in afghanistan and not feel primal fear#'isn't it funny that the last two jews in the entire country still found ways to fight with each other?!'#i'm going to spontaneously combust just to send the shrapnel of my body everywhere. what is funny about that.#yes wikipedia is Not the ideal source. this was just an accessible visual of the figures#and maybe i'm readong too into it. maybe it is just human pettiness#but i've seen this attitude among non-jews where they find jewish suffering of ANY kind to be popcorn-worthy entertainment#the fact that there are countries that are (at least officially) jew-free should send shockwaves down your nervous system#no country has the right to be jew-free#i would rather be too sensitive to antisemitism and indifference toward jewish suffering than to be callous and apathetic and cruel#so if i'm looking too deeply into this... that is why
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This is a friendly reminder that Malcolm Fade was the one who taught Julian Blackthorn how to tie a necktie.
#or is it a bow tie? I donāt remember if the book specifies?#but regardless#thatās just one of the many little things#that makes the eventual bad guy reveal in Lady Midnight so good#the blackthorns#care for him#trust him#love him#and maybe#he even felt those same things back in small quantitiems#but in the end it didnāt matter#he still chose hate#he still stabbed the children who thought they could depend on him in the back#for his idealized version of a woman#instead of what she would actually turn out to be#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#the dark artifices#tda#malcolm fade#julian blackthorn#lady midnight#annabel blackthorn#malcolm fade x annabel blackthorn#malcabel#violetthornsshipping#otp: the guardian and and the queen of air and darkness
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i think one of the biggest challenges with advising new dog people on how to find responsible breeders is teaching them norms. I've spoken to so many people who've started a sentence with "i don't know much about dog breeding so maybe this is normal, but-" and then say the absolute wildest shit I've ever heard in my life. no, it's not normal for a dog breeder to want to talk to your mom because you're 25 and female. no, it's not normal for breeder's dogs to not have been vaccinated because of 'herd immunity'. no, it's not normal for breeders to have 7 litters at a time, expecting 5 more next month.
and what all of these people tend to have in common is that they're just looking for a companion, and they probably did feel bad about the situation. but they didn't have the context to realize just how abnormal it was, so they doubted their own reaction, and really really wanted a dog.
#back when i started there was also soooo many talking shit about 'kitchen litters'#litters that were raised on the kitchen floor in a family of not dedicated breeders per se - just someone with a decent enough dog#who maybe got in touch with someone who had their male on the breed club stud list#but honestly? most of the people i talk to about this stuff would probably have been better off with a kitchen floor puppy#than the assembly line nervous multi-allergic maltipoo they ended up with#and i dont think either of those are necessarily ideal options. but i think one is far less damaging to dogs and to dogdom#my best advice is still just 'would you be comfortable returning your puppy to this if necessary?'#because i think it gets those gut feelings up and out#but man its so hard.
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So much experimenting to be done, where to even start (Patreon)
#Doodles#Handplates#UT#Fellplates#Gaster#Papyrus#Sans#Mostly silliness :) Mostly :)#It's still fun to draw these two Gasters next to each other hehe āŖ Even interacting!#They're more similar than I think either of them would admit haha - ''No clearly we have very different ideals'' sure but you're both Gaster#I like the idea of classic being So Annoyed at any iteration of himself thinking positively towards humans haha#I mean it would probably hurt - that's a big piece of his trauma! - but on the surface it's just Ugh I can't believe this -.Ć³#I feel like they'd have a lot more common ground when it comes to their experiments tho - not a perfect Venn Diagram but enough!#Maybe even just different enough to offer a new perspective - enough to give them new ideas! Uh oh that's never a good thing lol#I do love Fell!Gaster just so pleased to be having a conversation haha so smiley - classic still not smiling but interested!#Cute face <3#It was after making the Toriel comic that the thought Really occurred to me - like obviously I saw so I knew they were still in the gowns#But it took a bit for that to strike me as odd since I mean that's just what they wear! That's normal! For Handplates anyway#He talks a lot about isolating whatever it is in Monsters that Make Them Like That - what does that entail#Gaster no seriously what are you doing to them don't just smile actually reply#And as much as I like the boys being a bit more Fell-ish I've always been of the opinion that no matter what they're brothers!#They love each other <3 And in Fellplates they'd have to rely on each other even more than regular Underfell#If anything would cause some codependency it's the Handplates setup - no matter what version you throw at it!#They're still both delicate little things - they need each other to survive ā„ If Gaster is sometimes kind to them well...#Similar to Mercyplates but Not Quite hmmmm#At least sometimes doing cute and harmless things tho! Studies how they react to flowers and teaches them to make chains hehe āŖ#There's also that Underfell thing of Sans calling UF!Papyrus ''Boss'' rather than ''Bro'' yeah? Doodling ideas around that haha#An opportunity to teach! Sans only came away with the basics tho it probably annoys Gaster lol#The idea of them doing cute harmless little things and /that/ being what gets under his skin hehehehe#And ending with a Babybones! :D Surely he'd have no problem being attached since they're meant to be good...? Surely
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i get the apartment
#mystery when maybe march maybe may... which would be the ideal tbh#nothing lease-wise has resolved but i have very kind friends#still crying but now it's#yaknow#love and relief.#š
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we seem to be framing the true hypnosis mic as the end all be all, where we use the mic to unite japan under the winnerās vision, makes me think of how the second guidebook expressly said that the affects on those who are hit by the true hypnosis mic are unknown and probably vary
and that doesnāt seem like something you should be using on the nation tbh lmao
#vee queued to fill the void#*head in hands* like idk!!!!!! like!!!!!!!#honobono asking if being hand fed your life and thoughts with the illusion of autonomy is really happiness#rei and ichiro initially being at odds about using the true hypnosis mic#like somethingās not right here lol!!!!!! the chuuoku track framed this as a light or a boon or whatever#like fighting for the power to make your ideals the reality is what we should be doing#but is this something good lol??????#this is such a double edged sword lol like i feel like ichiroās been the only one besides rei to want to destroy this thing lol#like i can see mtc wanting to use the mic in the new absence of their usual ways#posseās always been lofty but maybe niitaro gives them a reason for it#mtr has a big yotsutsuji shaped reason lmao and i feel like dh would follow reiās lead here and not advocate for the true hypnosis mic????#like that is still what rei wants right???? the end of those mics?????#and for all i can see bat not wanting to use it i also just think of kuukouās excitement for the micās potential lol#but itās probably my reading too much into this like usual lmao
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ive never liked powerless saiki aus because the entire conclusion of the series is him accepting his powers as being a part of him that he cant change so like.. in aus where the power remover works, half of his development is erased..
if he had been "powerless" for longer, we wouldve gotten to see him realize this himself and im genuinely sad that we didnt.. we got to see him realize that being powerless wasnt the change he wished it would be and that its something he cant change, but its literally over a two day long period and we miss out on sooo much potential development..
and then in aus where hes born powerless, people think he would have the exact personality and development that he THOUGHT he would if he got rid of/didnt have his powers, like NO ? "without powers he would be another satou-" NO he would be a shy, borderline flamboyant, weird, awkward, genius LOSER.
he would have a more normal relationship with his brother (still probably competitive but in a way more average sibling way and kusuke wouldnt have had the motivation to become so murderous) and he would probably be even more friendless but with less trauma.. he may or may not have ever befriended akechi at all, and the classroom incident wouldnt have happened.. even some of his current friends might not be around if not for coincidences due to his powers or direct involvement from his powers.. (nendo and kaido would for sure still be there though, but this only ensures the idea that he would be the biggest fcking loser ever)
he would still be saiki, but. his powers are a key part of him. he would be totally different without them, but NOT in the way he thinks he would..
#also realistically he would be just as much of a stubborn asshole tsundere without his powers cmon#like yea his anxiety might present itself more as shyness than it does in canon him#but hes still an awkward stubborn asshole tsundere like thats just who the guy is#hes extra shy and maybe extra cute without his abilities to make people not find him cute#and is also like extremely ditzy and clumsy like he is in canon but its more visible to people because he doesnt have the powers to hide it#idk the point is his little quirks he thinks he wouldnt have would still be there but he wouldnt have the same faux justifications for them#need canon saiki to see an alternate universe him where he was born powerless#and hes like 'wow im going to see my ideal average me!'#and then au him is some super quirky ditzy clumsy kid with severe anxiety and also dysphoria#and he doesnt have powers to avoid being bullied like we see him do multiple times#this guy doesnt realize he will always be a loser no matter what#he loses key parts of himself and doesnt even realize that a lot of the parts left behind are still parts of himself that he hates#i know a lot of people think he would be much less jaded powerless which i get but#a lot of aspects of his personality that have less to do with his powers are a lot of the parts that he doesnt like and gets made fun of fo#so he would probably only be slightly less jaded and his awkwardness would just weigh it out a little more#though its hard to pinpoint exactly which aspects of him are only due to his powers#a lot of them are but i personally think those specific key personality traits would remain#anyway i would love to see what his relationship with his family would be like if he was born powerless#and i want to know who his friends would be#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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A new sculpture! Finally... I feel like I never sculpt anymore since I'm always sick or have some 500 other things going on or projects to finish, but I'm trying to schedule time to do it more often this year hopefully..! Just a generic fantasy creature as usual, but did try making the eyes a little more sparkly this time.. hrmm..
#sculpture#fantasy art#fantasy creature#art#elf#lol what are the tags I should use... I still never know.. EVIL social media.. hate the idea of tagging anything ever anyway. but alas..#I also would ideally like to start selling them again and open up custom commmissions and stuff again once I can hopefully get paypal#stuff sorted out. and find like.. a good way to do things.. etc.. I did still want to sell them through auction instead of agonizing#over setting prices being afraid they're either too high or too low. So being able to just be like. Here. this is $50. or more. or less.#negotiate. the worth is whatever you feel like it is so i personally dont have to make that decision. etc. lol... But etsy doesn't let you#do auctions or like pay what you want type stuff so.. then I was thinking ebay? but idk.. ANYWAY.. I want to set things#up so I can sell stuff again hopefully. I still haven't fully recovered from the costs of when I had to take my cat to the vet and put#them down last year and etc. So it'd be good to sell a few things. perhaps.. maychance... perhamble... so on and so forthe... ANYWAY#I was going for whiter more milky sort of hair that blends in closely with the skintone but after the paint dried it seems more yellowy kin#of. which is fine. But just not exacltly like my mind vision lol..#Also it's like... wow... someone with face spots and elf ears and a half open mouth with a gap tooth and wavy hair and kind of downturned#eyes... revolutionary... never been seen before... every sculpture I have ever made surely doesnt look licherally exactly like this... LOL#but maybe it's just a style. so what. People have their motifs lol.. Im just getting back into sculpting. I shall sameface in peace. huzzah#Just like the only thing I ever carve out of avocado pits anymore is eyes. Because that's just whats fun to do. I'm going to accumulate lik#25 similar avocado eyes and have nothing to do with them. I was thinking of stringing some together into a necklace of eyes or something li#like that but.. hrmm... ANYWAY.. Love to do the same things repetitively. :3c
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apparently never posted these tiny guys from last year?? or i didn't tag it correctly if i had
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TOBY/Pastavee he/him Babyvee she/he/they Shitvee they/them
#i miss pastavee rn i wanna draw TOBY w his bloody alt yeahyeahyeah#my art#art q#chibi#flat#pokemon#eevee#shiny#babyvee#shitvee#toby#pastavee#still thinking abt TOBY being bi gender maybe??#cuz like in gen 2 shiny eevee is only male right#so i thought it'd be really cool if TOBY wanted to be female but w the person resetting until he was shiny it wasnt like he had a choice ri#ght#but im not sure still what direction TOBY would go here#mspec ?? or full on mtf? bigender??#this question has haunted me for literal years#but i still think itd be super fitting for him and it just seems right for his character#reclaiming his identity after being forced to take on the ideal form someone else forced on him yanno
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these options are by no means meant to be exhaustive, feel free to go wild in the notes I'm curious
#madd#actually madd#maladaptive daydreaming#immersive daydreaming#daydreaming#paracosm#asking bc i never could decide if i myself would be willing to go there#ppl assume that daydream lands are idealized but my place?#that shit's darker than a starless night#i would be fucking terrified if i had to exist there for a prolonged time#and even if i were still in control of the paracosm that would just raise#moral and ethical questions towards my actions#so that's a strong maybe
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As much as it looks like Kevin is on the brink of giving into the pull of letting Cody know exactly how he feels... ā
(A part of me thinks that maybe Randy's going to eventually be the one to fold first. Or, at least a lot more intensely.)
Cody, has been taking BOTH their friendships for granted recently. Albeit, they've given him reason to. Maybe not on purpose, might not even realize he's doing it (unless he's that diabolical). He's just so used to the easy friendship they share, the history they share that ties them together. Where they always have his back no matter what, even against these ruthless "savages" - the Bloodline. It's an unspoken given. An unspoken rule. One that just is.
He's always been at the center of it all. It's always been about his "story". So to share it now? All of a sudden...isn't is that too much to ask? To think about someone else now? Not just to have a one-track mind set that only focuses on his, mine, and me. What he's used to. What he's been told. What he's been experiencing and living...
He needs a wake up call. There are other people involved. There are other people with feelings and emotions. There are other people with stories and lore that go back far longer than his, more personal and intimately than his...
#I'm not a Cody fan. But I hope he's not THAT diabolical. Or maybe I do...#Ideally I'd still like Kevin to kick someone's a*s#BUT it would be satisfying to see Randy do it too. Maybe he'll give into the voices in his head...#Kevin Owens#Randy Orton#Cody Rhodes#wwe
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āPeter Lukas gets sent back to the regency eraā āJonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency eraā valid points valid points but i raise you
Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era
#Timelias#guys cāmon it would be sooo fun#Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since#the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight#And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much#knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so??#Jonah would love him sm#Also while I donāt think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could#Like Iām pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim couldāve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty#but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an#d also and avatar and peter just couldnāt care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking#action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnusās less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of#helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him.#Also Iām just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333#Elias Bouchard#Jonah Magnus#TMA#Tim Stoker#oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so heād probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten#while researching#the magnus archives
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