#maybe ill just use it for shitposts

[orgyofthedamned]

every time i hear about how art tiktok is toxic and riddled with children it makes me want to make an account less and less... but it feels like its such a vital platform for artist exposure rn. what do people even do on it? 🤔

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i don’t think anyone could love me. there's so many things wrong with me,, im too broken. it hurts so much, i just want to be loved by someone..i want that safety

[scorchedmizar]

wtf I just want friends, why everybody gotta keep confessing to me???

mf don't even know what I look liiikkkee

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

🐠🐠🐠

[pawl3ss]

Guys my ex is making an art competition should I join??? Like just for laughs ykwim

[lightbulb-warning]

local audhd having idiot has to do something not related to their hyperfixation and fuCKING EXPLODES!!1!!!!!! /j

[voxinfinem]

i have got to start being annoying on the internet again

[benijbol]

Things Benjicot Blackwood would tweet;

A/N; Going insane waiting for uni to start so I'm taking my lack-of-a-schedule boredom out on writing stupid shit like this.

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@/BenjiNOT: "Should probably update my bio to 'professional shitposter, part-time knight, full-time pain in Crispin Cole's ass.' Thoughts?"

@/BenjiNOT: "Here’s a meme of Otto Hightower looking like he just stepped out of a crypt. Oh wait, that’s just his face."

@/BenjiNOT: "Do you know how hard it is to keep an ancient household from crumbling under the weight of a million scrolls and zero actual heirs worth a damn? One of my cousins thinks he’s a literal tree. Like… a TREANT. I wish I was kidding." @/BenjiNOT: "Keep playing in my mentions and I’ll show up to your house with a raven that won’t shut up until you apologize. Consider it an emotional support bird."

@/BenjiNOT: "I just KNOW Lord Larys has an OnlyFans but instead of feet pics it's just like, random people's deepest secrets and blackmail material. Dude’s out here monetizing dirt like it's 4D chess. We’re not the same." @/BenjiNOT: "Finally went to therapy and the therapist told me that my ‘feud complex’ isn’t normal. Imagine paying someone to tell you that the Brackens aren’t worth your mental health. Not sure I can trust the process anymore." @/BenjiNOT: "So, the next family gathering is coming up and I'm trying to figure out how to get out of it. Can I just… fake an illness? The plague maybe? Will my auntie Blackwood buy it if i tell her I've contracted "Dragonscale flu"? probably not but It’s worth a shot. Anything to avoid another 3-hour lecture from my uncle about legacy. Literally nothing makes me want to die more than hearing a man say “legacy” in a serious tone." @/BenjiNOT: "Currently sitting at the Ravenry, watching my cousin (definitely Davos) try to court an actual tree. Guess I’m the only normal one left around here. If I start knitting it’s over for all of you." @/BenjiNOT: "So I took up candle-making. Accidentally summoned a minor forest spirit instead. Long story short, I think I’m married now. To a bush. And like, I’m fine with it? Anything’s better than dealing with my family at the next feast."

Probably tweets about it five days later at 3AM being like,

@/BenjiNOT: "I’m still thinking about that tree, though. Could it work out between us? I mean, it doesn’t talk back, doesn’t care if I drag Brackens or wear my cloak wrong… Y’know, for a bush, it’s low-key perfect?"

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Bonus;

“Listen up, you utter knaves and simpletons,” he types furiously, the caps lock an angry beacon of rage. “If I see one more take about House Blackwood being ‘literally so irrelevant,’ I swear on the Old Gods, New Gods, and whatever pagan deity you’re praying to that I’ll hunt you down with a crossbow. And I’m great with a crossbow. Won archery tournaments before you were even a twinkle in your stupid House Bracken-supporting mother’s eye.”

[vesuvianhermitcrabs]

How Many Subway Sandwiches The Arcana M6 Could Eat + Their Subway Orders

AN: A shitpost because of my inactivity <33 But sorry I haven't been posting. I also didn't read over this at all after writing it so uhh good luck.

(Btw the sandwiches are like the ones cut in half)

Asra: He would DESTROY a ton of subway sandwiches if he needed to. I don't really have an explanation. I'd say he could eat maybe 12-13 subway sandwiches but with vomiting and intense illness involved. Usually gets either one of the newly released sandwiches or he gets whatever's on sale that day of the week. Also every sauce they have on offer, so his order takes a while.

Nadia: I don't think she would be able to eat many subway sandwiches, even if she really needed to for some reason. I'd say around 2 and a half. Toasted garlic bread with pastrami, various vegetables (esp cucumbers), and honey mustard.

Julian: Okay he probably wouldn't eat that many sandwiches. Maybe like. 4. YES I KNOW THAT'S A LOT OF SANDWICHES. However if he were to order normally he would probably only get a half one. He orders a rye with steak, cheese, and sauce. The unhealthy mf skips the veggies.

Muriel: A big guy, but he's probably not used to eating all that much in his day to day life. I think he would be able to get through 6-7 maximum. I think he would order something simple for himself like a teriyaki chicken sandwich with a ton of veggies.

Portia: I think she could get through a lot of sandwiches, but not the most sandwiches. If she absolutely had to I'd say like 7-8. She orders a garlic bread with turkey and a lotta veggies. Whether it's toasted or not depends on the mood.

Lucio: This is the most difficult one because he'd either eat a shit ton of sandwiches or barely any. There is no in between. Ultimately I decided that he would eat maybe 1 of them before going weak in the knees and then passing out. He orders a plain untoasted white bread meatball sub with no vegetables or cheese. Just bread, sauce, and meat (and a cookie).

THE FINAL RANKING:

6. Lucio, 1 sandwich

5. Nadia, 2.5 sandwiches

4. Julian, 3-4 sandwiches

3. Muriel, 6-7 sandwiches

2. Portia, 7-8 sandwiches

1. Asra, 12-13 sandwiches

[catgirlbussy]

holy shit i just realised im autistic

i know this seems like a shitpost, and tbf i am laughing at myself pretty hard rn. it's dawning on me at 6 AM after being awake all night, but (if you care, and if you don't feel free to ignore too, have a nice day!) hear me out, cause this genuinely feels meaningful and insightful for me with how my life has gone so far. I spent an hour writing this post in hopes someone might find it helpful too :3c

If you don't wanna read my post pls enjoy this picture of our famous friend autism baby stackin those cans before you go~♪

(source: wikipedia)

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like i already /knew/ I was before this moment, but i was thinkin about what i used to do as a kid and wow i am so autistic how the fuck did i not realise sooner. It straight up wasn't until I was already well into my 20's that I started to meet other autistic people online and learned about their experiences and difficulties from talking with them that I realised a lot of things they described matched for me too.

I live in assfuck nowhere so most of my life the only few times that I had met autistic people were like, folks who were nonverbal or whatever, just generally needing direct assistive care, and I never bothered to look things up on my own because I was already inundated with the pressures of growing up, school, mental health, etc. I remember one of the first times I had built up the courage to ask anyone about it, I was in the hospital because of mental health issues. This was in my second year uni, and when one of the doctors assessing me was asking me questions, I said I thought maybe I was autistic. He promptly and with a fair amount of snark told me that if I was autistic I wouldn't have gotten into university.

Thinking back, he was probably just an exhausted, fresh outta school resident with no special interest in psychiatric care (and also just seemed to suck in general), but it was enough that I shelved the idea for another 5 years.

Lo and behold, now I am lying here in bed, just absolutely gobsmacked by the VERY REAL idea that im autistic and like holy shit I feel so vindicated.

I've been on tumblr for just a bit, but I see a lot of folks talking in various neurodivergent circles about their experiences and that's been so wonderful for me. I also have a few good friend groups w/ a lot of neurodivergent folks, and that's been really exciting too.

Like, I'm still processing this cognitively as I'm writing, so please pardon this ill patterned post, but this feels like such a beneficial thing for me. Over time I've adapted a few strategies here and there to help myself accomplish various tasks, but now I feel so empowered to, like... actually figure stuff out.

Even after feeling confident I was autistic, it was this nebulous, floating concept in my head for so long of, "oh yeah im autistic or something idk," that I never really dedicated much effort to finding healthier ways to do things that didn't irk me or whatever. I don't feel like the label /itself/ is what is important to me here, but rather the awareness around why I do so many things in the ways that I do and that it's /okay/ that I do.

I don't want this post to go on too much longer, but I feel it's worth noting that I've fought for years with my family because they didn't understand why I was going about things the way I did. Again, remember, they all grew up in this cloistered hellhole too. But, surprise surprise, the times in my life that I have been doing better than any other are when I felt confident enough to ignore what everyone was trying to get me to go along with and instead just fashioned my own best methods (which also sometimes included informing said overbearing individual(s) to go fuck themselves cause I'm busy doing shit. It's hard for them to argue with me telling them as much when I would be completing X objective well, which is what they wanted in the first place).

I don't want to make this sound like I'm trying to be overconfident, but I mention as much instead as a sign of support for other neurodivergent folks to feel similarly empowered to drum to their own beat. Thinking back, I went from almost failing high school and ultimately retaking a grade to excelling in all my classes. Every single one. I know that's a relative assessment, you got variable difficulty levels, etc., and the grade score isn't important in and of itself, least of all because the school systems here (Canada) are a mess it seems, but just that alone as an idea, within the parameters of a particular system, I went from initial abject failure to thorough and lauded success.

Just think of what so many people could do if they weren't being pigeonholed into formats that absolutely aren't working for them.

I already have a boatload of (genuinely helpful by way of enabling access to proper education and treatment) diagnoses from my history of working with my (very wonderful and genuinely caring and helpful) psychiatrist that match with what I know about the neurodivergence term umbrella like ADHD, OCD, and bipolar, so it seems |autism| will feel quite at home in the group ^w^. I'll ask her about it at my next appointment to see if an official diagnosis has any value versus me just continuing to figure things out on my own.

Either way, I am thrilled right now thinking about the next time I get to shout

"FUCK YOU IM DOING AUTISTIC SHIT"

while an electric guitar squeals and lightning strikes all around me and I make cool stuff happen :3c.

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

actual serious pinned because some people dont Understand the other one apparently. i talk about serious things and that does include gore and essentially anything that would need a tw. huge gore draw-er also. serious things basically. most if not all portrayal of mental illnesses is based on my own experiences so do not come here saying you dont like how i show it. that being said my blog is not all entirely about that and its mostly silly and or shitposts actually. also i actually dont usually tw things uhmm. were playing roulette here. basically if you get triggered by anything i wouldnt recommend being here its always a 50/50 on if i post something silly or traumatic

do Not post my art uncredited unless ur a mutual or i say its fine im serious idgaf if its just a silly doodle

standard dni i guess. racists terfs homophobes proshippers zoophiles. all that. also people that ship Real Life People Instead Of The Characters. youre all fucking weird and i dont want you here ill actively make fun of you and then block

i am pro endo and i have endo friends so if you dont like that its ultimately up to you if you wanna be here or not. most htfasj fans have me blocked but if you are one and you dont ur on thin ice bro. im not forgiving any of you for fucking jumping me for saying i wasnt a fan of it. also please for the love of god if you ship glsneeg with any of the other characters do Not talk to me about it because there is a good chance i will throw up in my mouth and block you. glanboo/hetch shippers on thin ice. guy who came up with that kind of ruined it for me and now it just makes me feel uncomfortable most of the time

i have autism and im gay and i use faggot. i have some other problems that will fuck me up or that ill talk about sometimes but thats all you really need to know so im not going to dox my medical problems here

less important stuff under cut heart emoji

nearly everyone i interact with calls me sneegen. idc if new people do its basically my government name atp

this blog is genloss themed but also i talk about my genloss ocs more than the actual thing now 😓 still a huge genloss fan but sneeg and frank are the only guys ill ever talk about in there and i will throw up slash negative if i have to talk about glanboo. do NOT come here asking about glanboo unless ur a mutual im serious. i take sneeg/frank and the horror that comes with it so violently seriously and overall theres a few genloss ships i like so if ur one of those guys that think any shipping is weird you probably wont like it here. also i usually dont use any of the main tags for. anything i post. if you wanna find something youre stuck to manually searching just like everyone else sorry

kind of multifandom i guess. i have moments where i get really fixated on other media and i post about it for a bit. sneegsnag is usually a common factor in this. heavily into marble hornets creepypastas tmnt dantdm jacksepticeye and markiplier. both of their ego content and any of marks projects by extension. not into ethan nestor As Much but he is included and so is blankgameplays. i like qsmp but if i talk about it its only ever abt qsneeg or qcharlie or qdantdm and his family sometimes. osmp enjoyer but again ill only talk about sneeg if i talk about it at all

the biggest music enjoyer in the world guys. not a professional but i will talk about songs i like sometimes. tfb and teenage disaster mostly i think. maybe typhoon and bcnr also. maybe even alot of midwest emo because im a loser. im literally tfbs biggest fan guys

for my dumbass ocs i do talk about and draw them Alot. and theres alot of heavy stuff in their stories so like. if you get badly triggered by gore or murder especially i wouldnt. recommend reading into them too much. but idrk why youd be here if you did thats like my whole thing really. i dont usually talk about the actual triggering stuff in their stories i think at most ill make a vague comment that implies something but thats about it

you are allowed to draw and write and make hcs and aus for my guys i actually actively encourage it and also show me when you do i think its wonderful. ill talk about them forever if you ever wanna know something just ask and theres a 85% chance ill actually answer it

the only things im 100% serious about for my ocs is that theres canon ships for a reason. i do not give a FUCK if you think a different one is better or interesting because its not. if you come into my asks shipping anything that isnt canon im actually going to block you. im very nitpicky about this because they are My creations and every single thing about them is heavily important to me. also if you baby or demonize any of my ocs im allowed to kill you legally btw.

[an-inspired-eternity]

holy shit the magimirai outfits glow btw. also shuffle au bugs <3

[centrally-unplanned]

When you say Aaron Bushnell's self-immolation was prompted by his mental illness, how are you making that evaluation? Is it a simple conclusion of suicide=suicidality=mental illness? I personally feel like there are circumstances wherein a person can rationally choose to end their life, and so bristle somewhat at the implication that the act is an inherently irrational or imbalanced one, and want to clarify whether that is indeed the distinction being made.

No, it is not a simple 'suicide = ill', though to be clear that is a very strong prior and is the right default! If a Palestinian parent committed suicide in Rafah I would...like they are "mentally ill" in the sense that they are likely brutally traumatized by mass scale destruction of their entire society, but the frame is just useless, right? Its adds nothing to try to understand it through that, because all humans can respond that way, that is the human brain working 'as designed' in the sense that sure yeah the brain often cant take that.

Aaron Bushnell had a desk job in Texas doing tech work. He was leaving the military in May. He had no family in Palestine, no connection that we can see, he has never even been there as far as I know. He grew up a member of an abusive christian cult that practiced 'mind control' techniques and was a member of an 'anarchist cell' that debated what 'sacrifice' was needed to prove their mettle. The latter ofc is typically what most people call 'shitposting online' and is no grand signifier but when you literally start firebombing the walmart of the self I think we can re-appraise it a bit.

Obviously I have never met the man, i will never 'know'. But I can use those good old bayesian priors. And most people's response to reading about bad things on the news is to vote and maybe join some activist groups. Which he did! And then suddenly he went from that to publically committing suicide because he, a desk job in Texas, was 'complicit in genocide'. Those odds are *heavily* stacked in one direction, and it isnt 'rational response to one's circumstances'.

And while I would be fine with a stance of blasé neutrality on the topic I do find the widespread response by incredibly mainstream and influential people to praise suicide emotionally, personally galling. (Dont worry, I dont hold you to that stance or anything, random tumblrites arent gonna bait someone. This is directed at the Cornell West's of the world)

[bliblically-accurate-raccoon]

★·.· 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔰 𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔶! ·.·★

she/her | 21 | uk | sag ♐︎

certified yapper, raccoon enjoyer, aspiring streamer, occasional gamer, full time pathetic loser <3

i like quotes that make me want to claw out of my skin and anime parallels that make me violently ill

currently obsessed with jjk & haikyuu but i have a deeply troubling history with becoming obsessed with anything and everything so this can change at anytime sorry

⋆⭒˚｡⋆🎧 boygenius , phoebe bridgers , chappell roan , declan mckenna , hozier , sabrina carpenter, occasional taylor swift 🎧⋆⭒˚｡⋆

what to expect here:

࣪𖤐 shitposting / girlblogging

࣪𖤐 maybe twitch streaming

࣪𖤐 venting & yearning & pining

࣪𖤐 occasional fandom / anime rambles

࣪𖤐 anything tbh i am a yapper first and foremost

࣪𖤐 possible nsfw topics

dni list

꩜ basic dni (no bigots / homophobes / transphobes / misogynists / racists / ableists / etc)

꩜ minors pls don’t interact w any nsfw posts (they will be marked !!)

🏷️ tags i use 🏷️

#asks (pls don’t be weird i beg)

#inkyaps

-this list will be added to prob i just don’t know what to put rn lol

[dividers by: @thecutestgrotto | @saradika-graphics | @v6que ♡]

[aboyisagunasterisk]

hey so i realized i never really made a good intro on this account so here’s this yap fest

me!!!!

hey loll im dakota and im fourteenUM (me , patrick stump , and wendy christensen have the same birthday. if you even care.) i post memes?? i guess?? i hate that word and shitposts but i edit sometimes on my other platforms and i think its worthy of mentioning them so um yeah

★ i use they/them prns but honestly whatever’s cool

☆ i’m a LESBIAN!!! RAHHHHH also nonbinary and transmasc but i just call myself a masc lesbian mostly 😭

★ 🇲🇽🇲🇽

☆ INSUFFERABLE music nerd. like. i love music so much. i have a fat vinyl collection. i play bass and guitar and i’ve done indoor percussion / drumline for two years and band for three. YIKES!! ask about my vinyl collection if you dare

★ most importantly I SAW PIERCE THE VEIL ON THE CREATIVE CONTROLS TOUR IN JULY 2023!!! ALSO SAW THE GARDEN AT ONE STRANGE NIGHT IN OC AND HOPEFULLY SEEING THEM AGAIN IN LA IN NOVEMBER!!

☆ very normal about wenderin and pineflower. i’m their number one fan actually🙏 you can tag me and stuff in posts abt them and ill love you forever maybe sorry im insane

interests!!!

there’s a handful but i’m mostly talking about (or known for smh)

scott pilgrim , final destination 3 , bottoms 2023 , pierce the veil , really just 2000s “emo” bands (or “bandom.” whatever you gay people call it) anyway like sleeping with sirens , my chemical romance , panic at the disco (pre-split / afycso SORRY IM A RYRO GIRL 4EVER) , fall out boy , paramore , the academy is , cobra starship , and their members you get itttt I DO LIKE A LOT MORE BANDS THOUGH🤞🤞, nu metal, vada vada , ALSO MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD AND HER PROJECTS. its a little random but i just wanted to say that bc I LOVE HERRRRJEHS

so yeahhhghfhh that’s kinda it for this im almost everywhere under the same user so pleaseeee see me on other platforms but especially check out my carrd bc yk it’s super radical and stuff okay BYE

[jupiterstupiter]

Hey guys, decided to change my name, don't worry don't freak out if you relied on my name to remember which mutual I was, I'll use this post to maybe jog your memory and use this as my new pinned post :]

Hi! My name is Jupiter and this is my blog. I like to make shitposts and art posts and reblog some memes :]

DNI: terfs/farts/maps, people with piss on the poor reading comprehension or bad faith takes, those who try to shame people out of using labels like "queer", and just overall mean people who call others "cringe"

This is a super cringe blog!!! We love furries and the mentally ill and queer people in this house!!!