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Surprise Shawtae!!!

This shit is being written faster than I thought so... Have a title reveal and a sneak peak. This one shot is gonna be so fucking long y'all are gonna be EATINGGGGG!!! Anygay, enjoy!! <3

A token of our Appreciation (DiaxBarbsxF!MC) sneak peak

Includes: swearing, kissing, and sensual touching

What she hadn't expected though, was the blue haired man swiftly standing up and walking to her side of the table stopping behind her. She was going to keep her cool and only barely looking at him through the corner of her eye; however, he grabbed her face near her mouth with three fingers, and slipped the other two under her chin to make her look at him.

"Why must you be so fucking difficult?" Barbatos asked in an exasperated yet lust filled tone. Before she could respond, the royal butler's lips were on her in a feverish kiss. The human inhaled deeply as she took in his scent and her eyes closed. Barbatos' hand moved from her chin to her cheek, and the other found itself on her side, squeezing into her skin ever so slightly. The blue haired man kissed MC harder and deeper like it wasn't enough. Like he had been waiting for this since she had gotten there; maybe even longer.

MC was lost in the moment until she felt hands on her back. She thought it was Barbatos for a second, but realized she could still feel where his touch was burning her skin. Instead, it was Diavolo's large, heavy hands removing the loose straps on her shoulder, and letting them fall, the only thing keeping MC's dress up now was her breasts, and only barely. It didn't take long for the fabric to slide down exposing more of her chest, but not all of it. Barbatos pulled his hands away for a moment, taking his jacket off, then holding her once more, the only difference this time was that only his hand on her face went back to it's original place. His other hand roughly pulled down the front of her dress leaving her top half nude. He put his hand on MC's breasts, getting her to moan against his lips. MC briefly contemplated pulling away to tease Barbatos even more and began to pull away, but at this point, he practically knew what she was going to do, and moved his hand from her cheek, to her throat to stop her.

Her cheeks heated in response, and a wetness started to form between her legs. His tongue parted her lips and he let out a light moan at her taste: the sweet, fruity taste of her alcohol, with hints of their food. It tasted even better from her mouth. It took her a moment to realize, but Diavolo had seemingly disappeared from behind her. She didn't even have a chance to question where he went, before she felt a hot wet mouth kissing and squeezing her thighs under the table. The kisses started as small innocent ones on her lower thighs while his hands squeezed and dug into her thighs about midway up them. However, they were quick to him leaving wet, kisses that were slowly making their way up her thighs and further inward. MC's skin was on fire everywhere the two men touched to the point where she almost didn't hear Barbatos spoke.

"Since you like to talk, let's hear what noises you make that aren't words." He pulled her chair further from the table so he could stand over the back of it more comfortably and Diavolo wasn't completely under the table, before they both continued peppering her in hot wet kisses. The only difference was instead of continuing to kiss her lips, Barbatos decided to kiss and suck on her neck making her moan in bliss once again. The pleasure she was experiencing was only heightened when Diavolo slid his hands up to her hips under her dress and let out a pleased moan.

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RAAAHHHHHHH be excited.

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TBH I was gonna add that to the overstim one, but ended up not putting it in there. I 100% agree with you though. You are correct

Spicy OM HCs

16+

Levi is super slutty I think Levi would secretly be horny all the time and because of that, he would ALWAYS be dtf. And while he's fucking is one of the only times he's not in his head and he's just unashamedly in the moment.

Mam, Levi, Belphie, and Solo are lowkey pervs (affectionate) I can see Levi and Mam always "accidentally" stealing little inappropriate touches from MC or finding a way to get them to inappropriately touch them. Solo and Belphie would be a little more unapologetic about their perviness like blatantly staring at them when they wear revealing or tight clothing, or Belphie would pretend to be sleep in MC's room while they're in taking a shower so he can watch them get dressed. MC isn't stupid, they know they all do it on purpose and sometimes put on little shows for them.

Mam, Levi, Asmo, Belphie, Sim, and Dia all like being overstimulated Pretty self explanatory. When they fuck, they all like to be overstimulated by their partner. Whether it's because they like being denied an orgasm, or it makes them cum harder, that completely depends on the man.

Luci, Sat, Barbs, Asmo, and Solo like overstimulating their partner Once again, self explanatory. They like to feel like they're in charge and that's one way they do it. Asmo especially loves overstimming his partner after they cum to hear them whine.

Levi and Belphie are both into somno I feel like it's pretty obvious for Belphie especially since I've said it before, but I think Levi would be too. However, I think it would be more of a secret kink that he doesn't talk about. He's more likely to wait and see if it comes up naturally or for his partner to bring it up.

Asmo, Luci, Barbs, and Solo all have mirrors on their ceiling I'm going exactly where you think I'm going with this. They love the whole mirrors on the ceiling above the bed thing and all of the perks that come with it. The love fucking their partner knowing that they're most likely looking up at his back and the mess they've become at his hands. And they love making their partner look in the mirror; it turns them on so fucking much.

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Spicy OM HCs

16+

Levi is super slutty I think Levi would secretly be horny all the time and because of that, he would ALWAYS be dtf. And while he's fucking is one of the only times he's not in his head and he's just unashamedly in the moment.

Mam, Levi, Belphie, and Solo are lowkey pervs (affectionate) I can see Levi and Mam always "accidentally" stealing little inappropriate touches from MC or finding a way to get them to inappropriately touch them. Solo and Belphie would be a little more unapologetic about their perviness like blatantly staring at them when they wear revealing or tight clothing, or Belphie would pretend to be sleep in MC's room while they're in taking a shower so he can watch them get dressed. MC isn't stupid, they know they all do it on purpose and sometimes put on little shows for them.

Mam, Levi, Asmo, Belphie, Sim, and Dia all like being overstimulated Pretty self explanatory. When they fuck, they all like to be overstimulated by their partner. Whether it's because they like being denied an orgasm, or it makes them cum harder, that completely depends on the man.

Luci, Sat, Barbs, Asmo, and Solo like overstimulating their partner Once again, self explanatory. They like to feel like they're in charge and that's one way they do it. Asmo especially loves overstimming his partner after they cum to hear them whine.

Levi and Belphie are both into somno I feel like it's pretty obvious for Belphie especially since I've said it before, but I think Levi would be too. However, I think it would be more of a secret kink that he doesn't talk about. He's more likely to wait and see if it comes up naturally or for his partner to bring it up.

Asmo, Luci, Barbs, and Solo all have mirrors on their ceiling I'm going exactly where you think I'm going with this. They love the whole mirrors on the ceiling above the bed thing and all of the perks that come with it. The love fucking their partner knowing that they're most likely looking up at his back and the mess they've become at his hands. And they love making their partner look in the mirror; it turns them on so fucking much.

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Have some tierlists again

Have this while I struggle to do school shit. I've been sitting on these for months so... enjoy!

Who would be the most fun to get high with?

Who's the most punchable??

Would we be besties IRL??

What kind of Halloween costume would they wear??

Who's the easiest to put in a skirt??

How easily jump scared are they??

Do they cry to movies??

Ugh, I hate tagging T_T Also I'm working on the smut so have this while y'all wait <3

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20 million votes have been uncounted

Link to this Tweet here

Link to the tweet here for the image above

Link to the White house

If you need further help in a quick format, here is one, but i urge you to also add in the details for requiring an investigation, not just recount.

I know its a shitty situation and were tired but we still have to try to fight for a life that's worth living.

If you can blaze this post, GO FOR IT!!!

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I am the trans people safe with me

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AAAHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER <33333

Why the fuck can't I screenshot Wanderer's Whereabouts in Nightbringer?? I need it to reference where things are in my one shots and I don't want to have to go into the app every time!! :/

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huge carrot recall affecting canada and the united states, including puerto rico, due to shiga toxin-producing e. coli

november 16, 2024

this recall may expand. see below for details.

Grimmway Farms has issued a recall of select organic whole carrots and organic baby carrots that should no longer be in grocery stores but may be in consumers' refrigerators or freezers. These products may have been contaminated with Shiga toxin-producing Escherichia coli (E. coli) O121:H19. E. coli O121:H19 is a bacterium that can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, elderly people, and those with a weakened immune system. Some infections can cause severe bloody diarrhea conditions, such as a hemolytic uremic syndrome, or the development of high blood pressure, chronic kidney disease, and neurologic problems. Symptoms include severe stomach cramps, diarrhea, fever, nausea, and/or vomiting. The incubation period for E. coli O121:H19 in humans can range from 24 hours to as much as ten days. The average incubation period is 3 to 4 days.

The following recalled products were shipped directly to retail distribution centers nationwide in the United States, Puerto Rico, and Canada: - Organic whole carrots, which do not have a best-if-used-by date printed on the bag, but were available for purchase at retail stores from August 14 through October 23, 2024, - Organic baby carrots with best-if-used-by-dates ranging from September 11 through November 12, 2024. The recalled carrots should not be available for purchase in stores but may be in consumers' refrigerators or freezers.

(emphasis mine)

affected whole carrot brands and their bag sizes:

365 1Ib, 2lb, 5lb

Bunny Luv 1lb, 2lb, 5lb, 10lb, 25lb

Cal-Organic 1Ib, 2lb, 51b, 6lb, 10lb, 25lb

Compliments 2lb

Full Circle 1lb, 2lb, 5lb

Good & Gather 2lb

GreenWise 1Ib, 25lbs

Marketside 2lb

Nature's Promise 1Ib, 5lb

O-Organics 1lb, 2Ib, 5lb, 10lb

President's Choice 2lb

Simple Truth 1lb, 2lb, 5lb

Trader Joe's 1lb

Wegmans 1lb, 2lb, 5lb

Wholesome Pantry 1lb, 2lb, 5lb

affected baby (cut and peeled) carrot brands and their bag sizes:

365 12oz, 1lb, 2lb

Bunny Luv 1lb, 2lb, 3lb, 5lb

Cal-Organic 12oz, 1lb, 2lb, 2pk/2lbs

Compliments 1lb

Full Circle 1 lb

Good & Gather 12oz, 1lb

GreenWise 1lb

Grimmway Farms 25 lb bag

Kroger 2lb

LIDL 1lb

Marketside 12oz, 1lb, 2lb

Nature's Promise 1lb

O-Organics 12oz, 1lb, 2lb

President's Choice 1Ib, 2lb

Raley's 1lb

Simple Truth 1 Ib, 2lb

Sprouts 1 Ib, 2lb

Trader Joe's 1lb

Wegmans 12oz, 1lb, 2lb

Wholesome Pantry 1lb, 2lb

formatting on tumblr is difficult, please see the FDA outbreak investigation page for the affected ranges of best-by dates for baby carrots, and pictures of the affected carrots.

as of time of posting, the main FDA recall page and the CDC investigation page have an error and do not list Kroger or LIDL baby carrots, while the FDA outbreak investigation page does. I am assuming that this means they are part of the recall and that this error will probably be fixed soon.

the recalled carrots are thought to be associated with an E. coli O121:H19 outbreak. 39 illnesses, 15 hospitalizations, and one death have been linked to this outbreak so far.

as always, these numbers are expected to be lower than the true number of illnesses and deaths, and will likely rise. not everyone seeks medical attention, and even when all testing and reporting procedures go as smoothly as possible, it can take weeks to officially link an illness to an outbreak.

noteworthy from the FDA investigation page:

FDA is working with the firm to determine the source of contamination and whether additional products are affected. This advisory will be updated as information becomes available.

in short, there is a possibility this contamination may affect more than just the recalled carrots. keep up to date with these pages to stay on top of this outbreak.

the recalled carrots are no longer on shelves. but if they are in your fridge or freezer, destroy or discard them and clean anything they may have touched.

do NOT eat these carrots! this strain of e. coli is dangerous and at least one person has died.

if you think you got sick in relation to this outbreak, please seek medical attention, even if just to get your illness officially associated with this outbreak.

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Can I just say

that FNAF 2 absolutely HAS to be a prequel to FNAF 1. If for nothing else, then for the fact that FNAF 2 CANONNICALLY takes place in 1987 as seen by the check you get after night 5, and phone guy mentions the bite of '87 which means that the year 1987 has already passed by the time of the first game. The bite was the reason they changed the open security office layout to a smaller office with closable doors.

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Why the fuck can't I screenshot Wanderer's Whereabouts in Nightbringer?? I need it to reference where things are in my one shots and I don't want to have to go into the app every time!! :/

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I have something inappropriate to say about Simeon 🙋🏽

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY !

Please consider sharing my art, it would be a great gift 🙏

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Okay thank yew <33333 We're getting a special!!

Smut/fluff poll

I need to get rid of some of these in my drafts so...

Please reblog if you vote!!

They're all different and I'm not giving any extra info like titles so I still have some air of mystery and anticipation. Be nice to me, some are planned and some are not. The poll will run for a week and I'll reblog with results. <3

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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

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Stay proud! ⚔️🌈