ur-dad-satan
Satan
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✨I'm TIRED of this, Grandpa✨ ✨any pronouns✨ ✨20 years✨ ✨17+ on my blog please✨
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ur-dad-satan · 12 hours ago
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I love seeing kids excited about nature. It's something so wholesome about a kid being giddy because an owl flew into their house and they're not worried about the owl pooping in the tree or getting feathers everywhere, the kid's just excited because an owl deemed their family cool enough to hang out with.
Sound on to hear a kid being very excited about nature (no screaming), a dad being a good dad, and most importantly how quiet an owl flies.
Because you've probably heard about how an owl's feathers have evolved for silent flying, but it doesn't sink in until you "hear" an owl fly for yourself.
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ur-dad-satan · 18 hours ago
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support trans people.
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ur-dad-satan · 2 days ago
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Former prisoners & COs reveal that Luigi's new look was likely done by fellow inmates & is a symbol to show that they support & protect him.🥺🥺 ❤️ Huge blow to all the haters who for weeks have been fantasizing about Luigi getting assaulted in prison. lol
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ur-dad-satan · 2 days ago
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Thank you for obeying us 🥹💕
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(Art belongs to Solmare & has been edited by me)
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ur-dad-satan · 2 days ago
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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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ur-dad-satan · 2 days ago
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Helluva Boss S2 finale made me cry real tears what the fuck I'm gonna fight Viv (in minecraft)
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ur-dad-satan · 3 days ago
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Me: Can I get you anything else?
Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice
Me:
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ur-dad-satan · 4 days ago
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i love abortion and i love divorce
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ur-dad-satan · 4 days ago
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YES!! PLEASE!!
You don't understand!!
Levi should be a little chubby!! You know he doesn't work out outside of beat saber!!
Belphie should be either super skinny or chubby!! He doesn't do anything!!
Diavolo is an absolute hunk of a man, as is Beel!!
Lucifer should be sickly and pale bc he does NOT take care of himself!!
Satan shouldn't have a bunch of muscles!! He can be average fitness!!
Asmo should be a twink, fucking look at him!!
We need more diversity in them damn body types -_-
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ur-dad-satan · 4 days ago
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ur-dad-satan · 5 days ago
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Reblog if your name isn’t Josh
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ur-dad-satan · 5 days ago
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Have a tierlist of all my hear me outs
It's mostly categorized by what they are. Enjoy and feel free to judge me <3 For the real people, I mean the character they're playing, not the actor for a hear me out
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Tagging this is gonna be a bitch
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ur-dad-satan · 6 days ago
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A little end of the year message to all of my mutuals <3
I'm not gonna lie, I've had a pretty shitty year. Lots of stress, lots of emotions, and lots of drama, however, being on Tumblr and interacting with all of the little queer people in my laptop/phone. Thank y'all for being my mutuals. Thank you for not fucking me over. Thank you for being kind. I love y'all, and I hope you all know I mean it completely.
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ur-dad-satan · 6 days ago
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Reading rahaeli's bsky feed is an education in itself. I did not realize it was so common for undercover agents to join even harmless social activism groups and try to encourage people to do things they could be arrested for. The song has about a dozen verses, all of them based on incidents that resulted in felony charges o.O
The whole thread is very worth reading, especially since the incoming administration has been been very clear that they want to criminalize being trans or supporting trans rights. (Among other things.)
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ur-dad-satan · 6 days ago
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I better not EVER hear anyone say anything about Mammon being SeLfIsH or not caring about his brothers EVER AGAIN
I WILL THROW HANDS
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I accumulated a bunch of daily chats and was going through them tonight, and omfg, this one between Mammon and Levi is actually SO sweet 😭🤌
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ur-dad-satan · 6 days ago
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ur-dad-satan · 6 days ago
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her pronouns are HE/HIM
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