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[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

[mysharona1987]

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[maxpawb]

used a wheelchair for the first time and now im a changed man (I WENT ON A LONG OUTING WITHOUT EXCRUCIATING PAIN)

now i want to save up and get my own if possible

[everina-maxwell-updates]

So I am officially allowed to talk about my fantasy sapphic Winter Soldier book!* Feat: brainwashed assassins, awful lesbians, some terrible decisions made at magic college that have haunted everyone for several years, and being hopelessly in love with the worst person you could be in love with.

(*not actually Stucky, please do not expect the characters, it's just 'Winter Soldier' is my best shorthand for 'brainwashed superassassin who regular has their memory wiped and doesn't remember their complicated past' and one thing I've learned is that pitching vs setting expectations is hard)

It doesn't have a pub date yet - updates to follow on @everina-maxwell-updates when I have things like a cover and dates!

[nataranta]

The Gentleman Scientist

The Puppet Master

[simeffable]

| ‘She's got style, she's got flair, she was there!’

'The Nanny' content dump! including sims and framed build buy poster.

Available for download.

more info and images under the cut!

• The Sheffield family, Fran, Niles and CC.

• Separate household including Sylvia and Yetta, and an in-game poster with both English and Simlish presets.

• Base Game Compatible.

• CC included.

Links:

The Sheffield Household (Fig.1)/SFS

Sylvia and Yetta (Fig. 2, 3.)/SFS

In-game Poster (Fig. 4)/SFS

Custom Content Used:

Skin 1 | Skin 2 | Skin 3 | Skin 4 | Skin 5 | Skin 6 | Elder Skin Overlay | Wrinkles 1 | Wrinkles 2 | Wrinkles 3 | Eyebags 1 (face-paint) | Eyebags 2 | Eyebags 3 | Eyes (default) | Brows | Neck Slider | Asymmetry Slider | Eyelids Slider | Nose Tip Slider | Ear Presets | Ear Up/Down Slider | Temple Slider | Nose Mask | Brow Slider | Brow Slider 2 | Chin Slider | Cheek Contour | Blush (face paint only) | Maxwell Hair | Fran Hair | Fran Hair 2 | Niles Hair | Sylvia Hair | Grey Hair Overlay | Double Chin Slider | Cheek Slider 1 | Brighton Jumper (download broken/unavailable) | Maxwell Waistcoat | Maxwell Pants | Maxwell Glasses | Maxwell Outfit 2 | Fran Outfit | Sylvia Outfit (shirt and skirt needed) | Yetta Jumper | Yetta Glasses | Yetta Earrings | Shoulder Slider | Forehead Slider | Hairline | Widow’s Peak Hairline | Body Hair | Nose Mask 2 | Lip Tint | Nose Slider | Jaw Slider | Mouth Crease | Scalp Slider | Dimples | Full Cheek Slider |

Optional CC Headband for Grace Sheffield (not included)

If you made it this far, thank you!

[ciaomarie]

GIF by lousolversons

What do you do when the person who has unknowingly shaped your dreams and then made you part of his dreams disappears? And he's two feet away? I'd fade, too. I'd scream my grievances in a dumpster and wonder if I simply expected too much of someone. People die and leave you. People find a girlfriend and leave you. People are dealing with issues and leave you. And... maybe they were never really with you in the first place?

[reality-detective]

Jordan Maxwell explains the Dark forces 🤔

[shebbart]

You aren't invited to this island, you're there by force.

I have to turn my guys into Animal Crossing animals. I have to.

[raapija]

[winonaparadise]

gundam freaking wing

[newyorkthegoldenage]

The neon-illuminated Maxwell House and Mayflower Doughnuts coffee shop at the northwest corner of 42nd Street and Broadway, December 1945.

Photo: Andreas Feininger via kodakslides/Instagram

[carnis-insanis]

My family wishes your family a shana tova!

This is a redraw of last years art I did for rosh hashanah

[seaofolives]

operation meteor show me the hidden 3x4 lore

[nando161mando]

An allowance, like a big child.