#freshly squeezed

[littlemagicalstardust]

[cottenthick]

One of the most plump and perfect butt's i have ever seen 🔥🍑

[reaxlette]

[redskysailor]

top surgery scar tattoos underneath my tits that are very clearly still attached to my body

[theocassidy]

[queenincrimson]

Orange Cassidy most definitely, totally keeping up with Will Ospreay's high energy (AEW Dynamite, 5.22.24)

[gh0st-patr0l]

[officialchristiancagebbgirlblog]

Found on Twitter just now and I’m actually dying

It’s Kyle. It’s fucking Kyle.

[fuckyeahorangecassidy]

DADDY'S BACK, THANK FUCK

OC disguised himself as part of the crew to catch Mox by surprise and choke Mox out with a extension cord!!!

MURDER ORANGE MURDER ORANGE MURDER ORANGE MURDER ORANGE

[screaminglads]

Lil bro is late for work, so he has to show me his freshly scrubbed soles if he wants a ride

[littlemagicalstardust]

I'm loving how active Orange & Chuck are being on Twitter tonight :')

[cottenthick]

No words 🍑🙌

[questintheskies]

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

When I’m talking shit about someone with my bestie and I didn’t realize they where behind me the whole time

[gutwrenchflowerbomb]

It’s my birthday so I’m gonna fantasy book what Orange does tonight on Dynamite. While an angry despondent Orange Cassidy is what we’ve been seeing (and it’s so fucking hot that it makes me mad), I’ve decided to go a more comedic route, like the good ol’ days of yore, when everything was chainsaws and Best Friends.

So. Mox and the former BCC. It’s 5 people. Thats definitely not a fair fight for Orange. So he’s gotta carefully and cleverly even the odds.

First off is PAC. We all know that PAC swims across the Atlantic every single week from the UK to whatever city AEW is booked. Tonight they are in Cleveland, which is located on Lake Erie. While that it is not directly connected to the Atlantic, PAC will not be able to resist the temptation to check out the many shipwrecks the Lake holds. While PAC admires one of these, Orange will capture him with a fishing net. Like so:

Next will be Claudio. Claudio will most likely be at the arena early as he just seems like a punctual guy. While roaming the halls, Claudio hears some classical music and smells an incredibly enticing aroma. He follows it to see a small coffee bar set up. When he approaches, he’s taken by surprise when the Barista turns out to be Mark Briscoe. While he is distracted, Orange will appear from one of the many closets in the hallway and capture Claudio with a fishing net.

Next is Marina. Marina is tricky but Orange has a foolproof plan. While Marina is stalking about like an angry panther, she will hear the unmistakable cry of her mate, Roderick Strong. She will follow the sound to the parking garage where she sees him waiting by a car. As she approaches, Roderick turns around but alas, it’s actually Kyle wearing Roddy’s stupid glasses and sporting a fake mustache. Orange, who had been hiding behind one of the large concrete posts, will incapacitate Marina with…a fishing net.

Finally, Wheeler Yuta. Orange knows Wheeler the best out of all them. As Wheeler walks around the halls of the arena, frowning and trying to psyche himself up to be a big tough guy. He spots a sign that catches his attention : “YOUNG MEN SEEKING APPROVAL OF DOMINANT OLDER MALES ANONYMOUS SUPPORT GROUP.” It is directing people to a large classroom. Yuta eagerly barrels in and BOOM! Fishing net.

With all the other members of Mox’s gang thoroughly occupied, Orange can then face Mox one on one. I have nothing silly for this part, I just want that to be so cathartic for Orange. I wanna see a look in his eyes that would give even someone like Hangman pause. I want Uma Thurman in Kill Bill levels of revenge.

[angels-hook]

a collection of danhausen being with many different wrestlers 😭