Red sky at night, sailors delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning. I will keep sailing, no matter what.
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@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours
#actually I fully lied in prev tags I'm literally a college student. I have backpack.#and recently backpack has overflowed into a secondary bag (free tote bag yay) because it hurts my back to carry everything#I ONLY take my backpack to school though. so. definitely not everywhere#the other bag contains water bottle phone charger books yarn (crochet) and sometimes an energy drink and/or candy and/or other snacks. yay
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@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours
#I DON'T carry a bag unless I have no pockets but here's what I carry in my pockets at all times#phone wallet headphones + adapter earplugs measuring tape pocket knife chapstick ibuprofen and at least 2 stim toys but lately its been 3#shoutout to new magnets stim toy. big fan#oh also hand sanitizer. yup
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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
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heh .. jf , do you know any brainrot terms
JF I know glrrrrrrmmm, waaaaaarrrddgggeee and ssllleeeeeee.
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He always brings a friend along for mealtime 🥺
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I'm a disability advocate (I think you should be disabled)
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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
#I've also seen a flyer for this irl and forgot to look into it#need to remember to pack my lunch on friday
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