#mastering my lists

[joyless-somebody]

Good Omentober

1 - Pre-fall

2 - Stars

3 - The Fall

4 - Hell

5 - Heaven

6 - The Bentley

7 - A.Z. Fell & Co.

8 - Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death

9 - Gabriel

10 - Beelzebub

11 - Aziraphale

12 - Crowley

13 - Muriel

14 - Flies

15 - Snakes

16 - Eden

17 - Apples

18 - Books

19 - Wings

20 - Holy Water

21 - Hellfire

22 - Horns

23 - Candles

24 - The Antichrist

25- The Them

26 - Hellhound

27 - Magic

28 - Goats

29 - Zombies

30 - 1947

31 - Outfit Swap

+ an extra! - Party

[claraoswalds]

#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

[dreamlifebunny]

THIS IS YOUR SIGN.

Stop procrastinating getting your dream life! Stop waiting for the "perfect moment" to decide on what you want. Stop putting off the decision for a "better day/time" when you know that the only time is now. Better yet, stop pretending that you don't know what you want. It might feel like you don't know, but that isn't the truth; deep down, you know what lights you up, what puts happy butterflies in your stomach, what makes you want to jump and dance and sing. And you can make those things a reality, right now, as soon as you decide. So do it. Go within and find the answer, right now. It's there. It might be underneath a pile of desires you don't actually want, or desires that you think you should have because someone told you that you should have them, but don't actually want. And yes, it might take a bit of digging, sorting, and holding-up-to-the-light to find the truth. But no amount of effort needed is any reason to continue putting off manifesting your dream life.

You don't have to be afraid. You don't have to feel guilty. You don't have to shame yourself for taking so long. All you need to do is go within and figure out what you want, now. You've been given a brilliant, beautiful gift by finding the law, and there is nothing to be afraid of. Go!

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N, signing to their and Jason's deaf adopted child: *Signing that Jason's shirt is ugly.*

Their child: *Grins and nods their head, signing back in agreement.*

Jason, to Y/N: *Signs while talking* you do know I learned sign language too, right?

Y/N: *Chuckles embarrassed* oops?

Y/N, and their child: *Looks at each other for a moment, nods and runs away.*

[cloud-hymn]

Quan Yizhen watching Xie Lian, Shi Qingxuan, and Ming Yi crawl out of a hole into his palace and then immediately taking their side and throwing a bed at Pei Ming before proceeding to fight him with no actual context to go on is truly the most iconic thing that has happened thus far

[universalitgirlsblog2]

🎀💗IT GIRL'S MASTERLIST-2💗🎀

Masterlist 1 , Masterlist reblog

💗LOA POSTS 💗

Manifest with Wonyoung - part 1 , 2 , 3

Self-Deprecation humour is overrated

If you are manifesting a SP , read this

Celebrity Manifestation - 1 , 2

How I manifested my summer vacations to extend

Iconic quotes by self-concept icons

Embody your desires

Feeling is the secret

Creation is finished

Fashion Icon Affirmations

I want this →I already have this

Manifest like Elle Woods

Quotes from The Power of Subconscious Mind

Loa memes/advice - 1 , 2 ,3

The watchman and the captain

Quotes by Neville Goddard

New you , New mind.

Sometimes you need to get uncomfortable to get comfortable

🎀WONYOUNGISM🎀

Self-Discipline is self-love

Study like your favourite character

It girl apps

The Batman Effect

Know your worth

Dealing with haters

Protect your energy

Treat yourself the way you want to be treated

🩷TAM KAUR INSPIRED🩷

Set boundaries and stop people-pleasing

[peachsayshi]

The Way You Kiss Me (ex husband nanami x reader)

summary:  you thought you lost nanami that night when he came home. pictured yourself raising your unborn child alone. your marriage falls apart soon after. he promised he would leave before starting a family, but nanami struggles with his duties to being a husband and father, along with being a sorcerer. with the two of you divorced now, you try hard to move on. but your love is for one another is far stronger than you both even perceived.

note: I've decided to my ex husband nanami story my official long fic for Nanami. it's so popular and it's a story I'm still writing. I had another idea for "The Way You Kissed Me" but scrapped it and might rework it as a one shot. chapter links are listed below. some links will directly take you to my ao3 page because Tumblr keeps flagging my blog.

Part 1  - A Gentle Reminder

Part 2 - A Casual Conversation

Part 3 - A Midnight Promise

Part 4 - A Sudden Temptation

Part 5 - An Unexpected Surprise 

Part 6 - A Reason To Celebrate

Part 7 - An Intimate Discussion

Part 8 - A Night Out

fic status: (ongoing)

requests are accepted for this fic.

[picnokinesis]

LET YOU CUT ME OPEN JUST TO WATCH ME BLEED GAVE UP WHO I AM FOR WHO YOU WANTED ME TO BE

[crescenthistory]

welcome to carina's corner

my name is carina | i am twenty years old | i study history in london | spiritual | poet

masterlist of my writing can be found below the cut ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ requests are open to these and similar characters<3

.・。.・゜✭・.・ ⤷ request guidelines ⤷ prompt list

NB! i attempt to make all my writing be as accessible for everyone, so at no point will reader's looks (including hair, size, skin colour, etc.) be disclosed. if there are any lapses, please let me know<3 i specify if there is fem!reader or gn!reader

i write for marauders era characters and miscellaneous films

࣪𖤐 regulus black

⤷ Totally Just the Fifth and Sixth Wheel (mutual pining, reg and reader in denial about their feelings are called out by friends)

⤷ Part 2, Still Just Totally the Fifth and Sixth Wheel, You Guys (the eventual triple date to hogsmeade, more pining and denial ensues)

⤷ "I want to see you" (light smut, first time, reg is working on letting go)

⤷ "You occupy my every thought" (sunshine x grumpy dynamic)

⤷ "Are you falling asleep on me?" & "How are you so cute right now" (fluff, late night in the library)

⤷ Professional Meddlers (chaotic fluff/good vibes, the girls play matchmakers with you and regulus)

⤷ "Where is she?" (hurt/comfort, regulus is the last to find out you're injured)

⤷ blurb about rosekiller's reaction

⤷ "I don't know, it just happened" (heavy hurt/comfort, regulus finds reader sobbing over magical ink on her hands)

animagus!reader

⤷ Feline Touches (fluff/crack fic, regulus knows exactly where to find you when you're hiding from the cold, feat. animagus!reader and bsf!remus) ⤷ Sweet Like Honey; Karma is a Cat (fluff/crack fic, wolfstar neglect to wake you when you and reg fall asleep in cat form)

drabbles:

⤷ "Use your words, sweetheart" (implied smut, celebrating qudditch victory)

⤷ "Nothing matters but you" (fluff, cuddling the night before your birthday)

ִ ࣪𖤐 barty crouch jr

⤷ Toe The Line (friends to lovers, confronting barty about his flirting with you)

⤷ Murder’s On the Wishlist (hurt/comfort, you’re forced to go home for christmas)

⤷ steady me, guide me, love me (hurt/comfort, barty gets into another fight and you have a serious talk)

⤷ "You woke me up for this?" (fluff, barty is bored in the middle of the night)

⤷ the blood means i love you (smut/aftercare, reader accidentally makes barty bleed and he loves it)

grumpy!reader / bickering series

⤷ "Aren't you just a sweetheart?" (kinda sunshine/grumpy dynamic, bickering flirting) ⤷ and what about it? (your friends find out you and barty are dating) ⤷ this isn't fun anymore (hurt/comfort, it gets serious and that scares you both) ⤷ an insufferable dance (set before they start dating, dance at hogsmeade) ⤷ sleepy midnight escapades (fluff, anxious remus goes looking for you at night when you miss curfew and finds you with barty)

ִ ࣪𖤐 james fleamont potter

⤷ The Boy with the Glasses is Blind (pining, james mistakenly thinks you're in love with your best friend, barty)

𖤐 marauders

⤷ What You Became (fluff, poly!marauders react when their clumsy girlfriend becomes a swan animagus)

𖤐 slytherin skittles

includes: barty, evan, regulus, dorcas, pandora

hc: how would the skittles react to you walking into a party looking smashing?

ִ ࣪𖤐 paul atreides

⤷ in the silence, there is an us (childhood best friends to lovers, bedsharing)

⤷ you are my favourite silence (part of paul's pov in 'in the silence, there is an us')

⤷ "Come back to bed" (fluff, paul tries to work, reader drags him back to sleep)

⤷ "There will not be a day where i am not there for you" (hurt/comfort, reader does not want to burden paul with her illness)

drabbles:

⤷ "Loosen up a little" (light smut/suggestive make-out, reader helps paul relax)

⤷ Paul gets a Fremen illness (hurt/comfort)

⤷ "Kiss me again" (fluff, sparring)

ִ ࣪𖤐 lee (bones & all)

⤷ You and I, We've Grown Comfortable Here (slowburn romance, life on the road with lee, discovering you're more alike than you thought)

⤷ i found a home, she's beautiful (being introduced to kayla for the first time)

⤷ "Is this okay?" (light smut, motel room, first time)

⤷ "I require at least a thousand kisses to make up for it" (fluff, slow mornings)

⤷ "How delightful" (fluffy halloween, reader and lee work at a haunted house)

[joyless-somebody]

Poly Queen Masterlist

Poly!Queen Week 2019

Day 1 - Breathless

Day 2 - Where Are They?

Day 3 - Too Much

Day 4 - The Baby!

Day 5 - What If I Don’t Like Me?

Day 6 - It Screams?!

Day 7 - The Prettiest Angel

[ironspdr]

lee jung jae the actor, the man, you are. easily became one of my all time fav star wars characters (on a list that hasn’t changed since i decided when i was 9) and gave THE best performance on the show.

[saline-coelacanth]

I've had Ocs on the brain so I decided to make a Ninjago Oc Ask Game! This is my first time making an ask game, I tried my best with the questions

🐉 Are they an Elemental Master? What element do they have? If they’re not an EM, do they have any other non-elemental powers?

🗡 How good are they in a fight? Do they have a preferred weapon?

🖤 What’s their opinion on the ninja?

💖 Do they have a crush or significant other?

🌈 What’s their sexuality?

🎨 Do they have a favorite color? What is it?

🖊 What season would they be introduced into the story? If not directly introduced in a season, when in the timeline are they introduced?

🐍 If they were a Serpentine, what type would they be? If they’re already a Serpentine, what other species would they be if they weren’t Serpentine?

🏔 If they could travel to any realm, which realm would they go to?

⚡ What have they been up to after the merge?

❗ Could they beat any of the ninja in a fight?

🧠 How did you first come up with this character? Any interesting details about creating them?

💀 How much trauma do they have?

🌪 Do they know spinjitzu?

🐱 If they were to have an animal symbol, what animal would represent them?

🎮 If they were in Prime Empire, what would their avatar look like?

👪 Do they have any family members? What’s their relationship with their family?

⏳ How long have you had this oc?

💪 What is their greatest strength? What’s the biggest thing holding them back?

☝️ If they could only exist in one season of the show, which season would they be in?

Feel free to reblog this so your followers can send you asks about your Ninjago Ocs!

[lyralit]

writing prompts from ttpd quotes

took a miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary

but I've seen this episode and still loved the show

this ain't the chelsea hotel, we're modern idiots

left all these broken parts // told me I'm better off // but I'm not

down bad, waking up in blood // staring at the sky, come back and pick me up

& I'm pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free

I learned these people try and save you // 'cause they hate you

scandal does funny things to pride, but brings lovers closer

at the park where we used to sit on childrens' swings // wearing imaginary rings

barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine // well, me and my ghosts, wе had a hell of a time

love left me like this and I don't want to exist // so take me to Florida

what if the way you hold me is actually what's holy?

I was tame, I was gentle, til the circus life made me mean // don't you worry folks, we took out all her teeth

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

he had a halo of the highest grade // he just hadn't met me yet

dancing phantoms on the terrace // are they second-hand embarrassed // that I can't get out of bed? // 'cause something counterfeit's dead

our field of dreams, engulfed in fire // your arson's match, your somber eyes

you're the loss of my life

breaking down, I hit the floor // all the pieces of me shattering as the crowd was chanting "more!"

'cause once your queen had come // you treat her like an also-ran // you didn't measure up // in any measure of a man

he jokes that it's heroin, but this time with an "e"

it's hell...on...earth...to...be...heeeaaveeenlyyyy

you've got edge, she never did // the future's bright....dazzling

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Hazbin Hotel Masterlist... Uh... Masterlist!

Okay, I'm trying a thing. This is where everyone can go to find all the links to my AU blurb master lists.

Apple Seed: Charlie accidentally eats a magic apple seed that allows her to get pregnant. What ensues is nothing short of hilarious and emotional as she experiences the miracle of pregnancy and childbirth.

Dumpster Baby: Vaggie is out on an errand for one of Charlie's crazy new bonding exercise when she finds an angelic baby in the dumpster.

Little Emerald: Charlie is a single mother to a seven year old little girl named Mia. Vaggie Carmine is the adopted daughter of Carmilla, and insists on working for a living. When a prior client, Angel, slips her the number of a lady in need of a playhouse, who is she to deny a work prospect.... or a possible date from the hot single mom for that matter?

Date Expectations: Charlie has dated two people in her life: Seviathan Von Eldritch and Vaggie, her self-proclaimed Guardian Angel. Let's see how the bar for her date expectations was installed so low, and how it was raised WAY, way up!

Protector: Lucifer is a single dad at his wit's end trying to take care of a small Charlie. So much, in fact, that he calls up the last person he ever wants to ask a favor of, but it's to help out. Charlie needs a bodyguard

Kid Vaggie: Vaggie's been transformed into a child! What's the worst that could happen?

Who Dares Summon Me: Vaggie is bored, so she does what any bored person living in a shitty apartment with two assholes does. She buys a Necronomicon knock-off and summons a demon.

Hell Pride University AU: Vaggie is late to getting into college when she spots a pretty girl on the track one morning before the semester starts. It wouldn't hurt to get her number... probably... Wait, she's the President of the College's daughter?! (Turns Angsty Later-ish)

Drunk Chaggie Blurbs: Charlie and Vaggie don't drink often. They like to try and set a good example for the guests, but when they do.....

Puppy Love: Bunch of blurbs where Emily gets a little puppy crush on Vaggie. We don't blame you, girl. Trust me, but Charlie maaaaay have an issue with that.

Omegaverse: .....This is exactly what you think this is. Alpha and Omega Charlie and Vaggie. Once I get a few more, I'll put a link to a master list here.

[dangermousie]

A danmei lover's biased and incomplete het web novel rec list

@mercipourleslivres thanks for inspiring me!

When it comes to Chinese web novels, I mainly read danmei. I tend not to care too much for OP heroine with a hero who dotes on her for no reason as she fights with 14 year olds narratives, nor inner courtyard fights. BUT!!! There are some het web novels I like and so here is my biased and incomplete rec list. Most of these don't have OP heroines, and very little to none courtyard fights.

Before I start, my favorite het web novel authors are: Gong Xinwen, Mo Shu Bai, Peng Lai Ke, and Jiu Lu Fei Xiang. I have yet to read anything bad by them.

Anyway, rec list:

1000 Miles of Bright Moonlight - one of my ultimate favorites, this would make such an epic drama! A smart as hell heroine, a hero who is a monk and a warrior (but also terminally?) ill and such a vivid world and amazing secondary characters (heroine’s brother is possibly my favorite supporting character of all time) and so much angst and happy ending. This has an amazing romance but it’s not romance-centric if it makes sense - ML doesn’t appear for a while. But once he does, it’s worth it!

Accompanying the Phoenix - the one that just got adapted into The Legend of Shen Li, this is high adventure and cottage core and funny and tragic and powerful ML being putty in the hands of capable FL and just EVERYTHING.

Apocalypse Arrival - Gong Xinwen’s novels are made just for me. Her heroines are always powerful as fuck and rescue abused MLs. In this novel, our heroine who lives in the post-apocalyptic world, wakes up right before that apocalypse happens. She forms a survival crew and also rescues ML who has miraculous blood and has been drained of it and is now hunted after the rescue for it. SO GOOD!!!

Black Moonlight Holds the BE Script - so fucked up, so good, with monster hero who learns to love and be human and heroine who learns to love and be human (but from the other side, her tower of perfection.) Much better than the drama which I did enjoy.

The Blue Whisper - the drama was so-so, but the novel is a bona fide angst masterpiece, which really delves into what it feels like to be imprisoned or to love.

Counterattack of the Cannon Fodder Chambermaid - I remember starting this and loving the realistic feel and the heroine and wanting to stab the hero and @mercipourleslivres telling me to be patient. She was right, by the end I was on board with both the hero (who was abused and is rather autistic-coded) and the OTP. Anyway, heroine is a servant who was a concubine in the last life and got killed as part of a rich family’s harem intrigues. In this life, she just wants to keep her head down but her life gets derailed anyway. She gets sold away and eventually made a servant in the household of an exiled prince who takes a fancy to her and she endures it because what choice does she have? All she wanted was to serve out her term and become a small time merchant. This is quite realistic about lack of options for women, especially lower class women or upper class male attitudes (ML is never vicious or mean to FL but it does not initially occur to him to wonder if she fancies him or enjoys being his concubine or w/e.) It is a DELIGHTFUL slow burn tho as they grow to love each other and grow together and become one of the most wholesome cnovel couples out there.

Dandere General and His Lord - hi there, Gong Xinwen! God, I love this one. Heroine transmigrates from modern world into a brutal slave-holding world at war (think something like Warring States era.) Our heroine transmigrates into the body of a noblewoman who just hung herself. When she comes to, she discovers that woman’s twin brother was the ruler of a city poisoned by a rival claimant and the besieging army of said claimant is about to take the city and original occupant of the body and the rest of the family chose suicide as a way to avoid dishonor. Our heroine refuses, schemes with advisors to pass as the brother and rally the troops. Once the invaders are defeated, she keeps on the masquerade and rides off to one of the never-ending wars “she” is summoned to. Our hero couldn’t be farther from this. A slave and a son of a slave, he’s escaped a horrific, starving childhood during which he narrowly avoided being murdered or raped, and ended up in the army. When the story opens, he distinguished himself in battle and as a reward, he and a few of his fellow slave warriors are invited to a banquet, where they are given some alcohol and to be playthings of any nobles who want them. One of them does not survive this but ML is lucky - heroine feels terrible and so “claims” him for herself. Instead she just tends to his wounds and sends him back. She does not fancy him or anything, she is just a human being with a conscience. And the story goes from there.

Demon King's Repayment - another delicious Gong Xinwen tale with a powerful ML dedicated to capable FL. This one is a great fantasy plot (I keep imagining it as an animated series) and a sprawling cast of amazing secondaries (and secondary OTPs - there is, I swear, an OTP that is Dong Hua x Feng Jiu done thru GXW lens) to boot.

Doomed to Be Cannon Fodder - I hesitated to put this one on the list because by the end I was not keen on how misogynistic novel got to original female lead but it was one of my earliest novels and I loved it for 90% and it’s fucking hilarious at times. Heroine transmigrates as bit villainess into a novel, all she wants is not to die, but her new attitude of “pls stay away” catches the attention of her terrifying general husband. Honestly, imo still worth it.

Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir - my n1 novel on this list, smart and fierce and don’t really read this for romance because it does not start until really late, but ice cold heroine x ice cold hero both of equal brains and ruthlessness is everything. I went from loathing the ML to finding him fascinating to adoring him (and yet he softened around the edges only for FL, he never became “nice”) and loved FL throughout; secondaries are epic. If you read only one non-danmei web novel, make it this one.

The Emperor’s Beloved Ugly Girl - my n2 novel on this list. Our heroine is the unlucky laundry maid A’Chou. She is a di daughter of an upperclass family but her family got destroyed in one of the political upheavals of the time and A’Chou, only a small child at the time, was the only survivor and was made an enslaved laundry maid. Due to various events, at the start of the novel she is a laundry maid in a minister’s household and the minister’s beloved daughter is having a fit because she’s supposed to marry the former Crown Prince which may have been great a few years back but Crown Prince had since been deposed, tortured, imprisoned and now is living in the middle of nowhere under conditions that are too meager to be called house arrest. And he’s seriously crippled too. Understandably, the young lady doesn’t want to marry him! She’d rather kill herself and so she does. And so, a desperate plan is hatched - why don’t we pretend the laundry maid is the di daughter of the minister’s household and send her off? And so A’Chu is sent as the bride. She arrives to discover a broke, seriously injured man on the verge of death…and we go from there. This is so gorgeous and tender and slow in just the right way and like AAAAAA! Secondary OTPs (one of which is MM) are also epic.

Futu Tower - the drama (Unchained Love) was a mess but the novel is such a lovely, dark exploration of coming back to life, for the ML from his dark revenge-strewn path and for heroine from not being allowed wishes of her own. She is a tribute bride, he’s a (fake) eunuch, they are both servants who use themselves to achieve goals and find peace and happiness together.

The Grand Princess - a tale where both members of the OTP reincarnate as their younger selves after killing each other in their 50s, and get a new start, this is smart and slow and so good in portraying old souls in young bodies. Their rediscovery of not just each other but themselves and their passion for living is just AAAAAA!

Heroine Saves Gentleman - Gong Xinwen novel so we have a tough martial artist lady saving a very upper class scholar and it goes from there. If elegant gorgeous ML being saved and protected (and lovingly dommed) by awesome FL is your bag, pls come right in.

Husband Be a Gentleman - schemer meet schemer. He’s an idle prince she’s perfect daughter, in reality both are wolves out for blood. Mmmm. Very OTP gets together early and is us against the world.

I’ll Be the Male Lead’s Sister in Law - one of my all time favorite novels. Heroine is made to marry a disabled nephew of the emperor. He used to be a victorious god of war but went mad and now is basically locked away and kept as a beast. GOD I LOVE THIS NOVEL SO MUCHHHHH! So much hurt/comfort and awesome OTP and after he eventually recovers, all he wants to do is to fight and murder things and dote on wifey. MMM. He’s honestly one of my fave MLs.

I Married a Disabled Tyrant After Transmigrating - if you have a Florence Nightingale complex, this is for you. Heroine wakes up as tribute bride to an almost dead dragon lord and slowly nurses him back to life as his rivals try to murder him. They are both utter adorable babies!

Let the Villain Go - another Gong Xinwen novel, this and Apocalypse Arrivals are AUs of each other. Heroine is surviving in the apocalypse, ML is the “bugbear” of the world but in reality just reacting to all abuse and torture and after she accidentally saves him, devotes himself. Fun fun fun!

Long Wind Crossing - Amazing ML and FL who grow together, clever plot, arranged marriage to love etc etc. Oh, and one point he feeds her his blood to keep her alive, what’s not to love? (Adapted into Chang Feng Du/Destined)

Lost You Forever - this is a short but delicately wistful tale of trauma and loss and love, wrapped in a high fantasy setting but so relatable despite it.

Love In Another Life: My Gentle Tyrant - so so fucked up in the best way! ML cannot live with OR without heroine. It opens on them banging in jail night before her execution (ordered by him) with corpses of men he killed for trying to defile her cooling nearby. If you want healthy relationships with respectful boundaries, gentle and considerate male leads who are modern men in period clothes, OP heroines who have everyone help them and are OP to the max, fluff and wholesomeness, that is about the worst book for you.If you want complexity, dysfunction, darkness, pain and an absolutely lyrical even if fucked up story, come right IN!!!!I am so fucking in love with the melancholy heroine, with ruthless psycho hero and the endless regret and devotion and paaaaain!

The Marquis Is Innocent - our heroine is a beautiful woman married to a warlord who hates her family. (Yes, this was gonna be The Prisoner of Beauty until SZE tax scandal.) Except she's a transmigrator from the future who knows how it ended last time around and has no interest to end up this tragically. This is in my top 5 - FL is smart but believably so (and doesn't have super battle powers) and ML is a believable period warlord. The way their relationship develops so gradually and the way his character changes so gradually as well (and the way they slowly fall in love, her slower than him) is just amazing. It is such a smart, nuanced, gorgeous slow burn. With some gonzo sex scenes :P

Mulberry Song - you like tragic endings? Come right IN! This is short and heartbreaking and wistful and very what-if.

Nightfall (Ever Night) - so long but also so smart and unusual and bloody and tho it’s not primarily a romance, you will never see another ML who loves his FL as much as Ning Que does his Sang Sang. 

Offering Salted Fish to Master - in some ways, this novel is a mess, but I am recommending it because this is a rare example of "nope he's 100% a villain and murderdude and odd, but he does love the heroine" that the author commits to.

Pihanjin - yet another awesome PLK novel, this is once again, like with Marquis, a ruthless man and a beautiful woman getting a second chance on a second go-around. FL is a lot more wounded this time around though. If you LOVE watching ML grovel and slowly, gradually win FL over, this one is for you.

Princess Agents - a dark tale with an incredibly competent and militarily powerful/ruthless heroine and two terrifying men who love her (but neither is as terrifying as she is.) There is an OTP switch halfway through that shockingly makes sense and it's just SO SO GOOOOOOOD

Rebirth of the Malicious Empress of Military Lineage - this is probably the one “typical” novel on this list, heroine is reborn as her youngest self and gets revenge on those who wronged her last time around. It is really really well-written and heroine is competent, hero is doting and powerful etc. It’s not a trope I tend to love but I do when it’s done THIS well.

Rebirth of the Tyrant’s Pet: Regent Prince is Too Fierce: Borgias cnovel style! Our heroine was empress in last life and put her husband on the throne tho he did not love her. However, he had her executed and had his half-brother carry out the orders and heroine died horrifically. She opens her eyes and she’s a little girl again. The OTP this time around is heroine and half-brother executioner. Why do I love it? Heroine is smart and tough but also this is a rare rebirth novel where heroine does NOT decide to seek revenge for past life wrongs because they haven’t happened yet! In fact, she sees ML abused and stands up for him because he’s a kid and no kid should be mistreated and this go around he hasn’t done anything wrong. She also gets and likes her former life husband. Anyway, this is fakecest galore because she’s supposed to be their half-sister and while she knows (from past life) she is not, they do not and fall for her anyway. ML is especially gonzo, at one point carving chunks of his flesh to save her. He’s feral and unhinged and she’s the one person he worships because she protected him and like - it’s all awesome. (I love secondary ML too.)

Reborn to Love Lord Qiansui - yes, this is a eunuch novel! If you like gender tropes reversals, this one is for you. Heroine is a tough martial artist, hero is a smart as hell and powerful eunuch. A real eunuch. Heroine finds out she owes him her life and decides to protect him. This is a total delight and an awesome love story between two really scarred people. And yes, there is sex - heroine literally reads manuals on pegging :P

Return of the Swallow - so freaking long! But really good. Heroine is neither transmigrator nor reincarnator, just a smart period woman. She is a lost family daughter taken back in. Her father is a minister in a dying empire (father-daughter relationship is one of the best things in this novel), her OTP is enemy general, and the smartness and the awesomeness of this all knows no bounds.

Seven Unfortunate Lifetimes - probably the wackiest JLFX novel I read, this is quite different from Love You Seven Times drama that was adapted from it. Our deity protagonists go through a bunch of lives figuring out they fancy each other. It's light like a souffle but just as delicious.

To Be a Virtuous Wife - some people prefer 8 treasures trousseau but I never warmed up to that one. This one is so good, with smart people (who actually enjoy sex, a ratity) and a perfect mix of plot and romance.

Transmigrator Meets Reincarnator - my very first web novel. A lot lighter than a lot of the ones on this list but a total delight. Heroine transmigrates into a novel as the heroine; she has no interest in drama or chasing true love, she just wants to live a nice life with her nice husband. Too bad for her, her husband has reincarnated into his younger self and remembers how she betrayed him, so is not interested. This one is funny and light and romance doesn’t start till late on but a total delight!

Wishing You Eternal Happiness - this is tied with Dreamer as my favorite het web novel ever though it couldn’t be more different from Dreamer, with its hard-edged and hard-souled protagonists ruthlessly cleaving their way to the world and, eventually, each other, its smart cynical air. Except in one thing - the world of Wishing is just as bloody and dark. Its two protagonists are gentle, deeply wounded souls who may find salvation in each other but even something as basic as safety almost seems out of reach.

Jliafu, our heroine, is neither a modern-day transmigrator, nor some exotic princess or demoness. She is very much a period woman of her time, from a weathy merchant clan, whose beauty is her curse. You can tell the novel’s tone from that utterly bleak opening chapter where she, a favorite concubine of a capricious dying emperor, is ordered to be buried alive with him and is not even given the “grace” of white silk but slowly suffocates in the coffin, scrabbling at the lid. There is no grand threats of vengeance on her part, not dramatic opera events. Just despair and death. The whole introductory chapter is haunted by emotional ghosts - the empress’ unrequited love for the monster on the imperial bed (turning into desire for Jiafu’s suffering after he dies), the emperor slowly dying in his prime after waging too many wars, and his fear of being haunted by Pei Youan, a brilliant if sickly minister who died of illness long ago on one of imperial campaigns. There is no triumph for anyone, only loss.

When she wakes up as still a young woman, all she wants is to escape the same fate. There are no plans for power or revenge, only a desire for survival. And so she latches on asking for help from Pei Youan, the only man in her past go-around who showed any consideration and desire and ability to protect her, though he barely knew her. Pei Youan is probably my favorite het web novel ML. Despite his brains and ability, he drifts through life. In modern terms, he clearly has depression. One of the biggest, best joys of the novel is watching these two very good, very quiet, very wounded people discover happiness and love with each other. I sort of want to cry just thinking about it, tbh.

The Yandere Came During the Night - a bit of fluff that’s oddly delightful. Heroine is reborn as a (fake) sister of ML, she hurts her legs saving him and the “siblings” form a bond that ends up in fakecest delight. They are both smart and efficient and he becomes a sexy marquis etc.

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I’ve watched the first two Master stories from Classic Doctor Who Season 8, and here’s some fun facts and observations about the first Master:

A weird piece of music plays every single time he enters a room, with very few exceptions

Somehow he’s able to pull off a disguise whilst wearing an immaculate suit underneath

He’e prone to threatening people with the tiniest gun I’ve ever seen

Mostly unprompted, the Master told one of his minions that he admires the Doctor in many ways (they have such a normal friendship)

He left the Doctor a pretty (lethal) plastic flower

The Master killed a man with an inflatable chair

Upon hearing that the Master would be stuck on Earth and would probably be interacting with Unit more, the Doctor said that he was, quote, “rather looking forward to it”

At one point the Master ended up accidentally stopping one of the Doctor’s hearts, and it turns out that he is not the best at resuscitation (he was lightly whacking the Doctor’s stopped heart and then slapped him repeatedly whilst saying “wake up”)

Just after this, their faces got so close together that it looked like they were about to kiss, I have attached a picture below:

The Master hallucinated a giant, cackling Jon Pertwee because of an evil machine and he was cowering in fear

I just love this guy