#makes it even funnier tho

[vira-with-no-v]

Stumbled on this illustration on pinterest and immediately knew exactly what to do with it

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

(volume warning)

this was surprisingly fun to make so i'll probably do another

[molinaesque]

Annoyed/pissed off Raphael moments that tickled me

[twistedappletree]

[sandrockers]

Can’t wait to bully him

[hexxter]

What if Luxu and Player encounter each other with each of the player’s reincarnation

Luxu who is stealing bodies vs the kid that keeps coming back to life

[i3utterflyeffect]

cursor selkie sc (due to some unlikely plot contrivance) in god with a bag of groceries au would be so funny...bystanders watching god pass by with a bag of groceries, followed by tiny god with a packet of cookies. adorable.

ANON... YOUR MIND..........

[45780]

Una: did you give anyone good grades? Cus at this point I don't think so.

Pelia: well there was one

Scotty: only one! You cannit be serious.

Una: who was this apparent perfect person

Pelia: Amanda's daughter, Michael Burnham.

Pike, who had not heard any of the previous conversation and is now panicking at the mention of Michael,almost dropping a roast chicken: SHE IS DEAD! SHE'S DEAD I SWEAR SHE'S DEAD

Spock, who also hadn't heard the conversation: ITS TRUE I WAS THERE SHE WENT BOOM!, BIG OLD RED LIGHT, BANG, THEN DEAD!

[presidentheartbeat6]

BONUS:

(Text:

Laurence: “I am dreadfully sorry we did not tell you earlier, Temeraire.”

Temeraire: “Oh, it is not that (I have known about you and Tharkay for months now, really it is no great big secret…), it is just… must you call him ‘my Dear’?”

Laurence: “…”)

Me posting something without granby in it??? Who even am I???????

Oh also I have no idea how to draw dragons but I tried!!!

[salswisteria]

It's really cool that Dear was nicknamed Dear like we had all wished, but it would've been really really funny if Erik just went "🖕" and chose a different name instead.

[milkbreadtoast]

god I love how silly the TWSB webtoon makes Jesse.... like he's already silly in the novel but the webtoon just cranks it up to 11 😭😭😭 like even when theyre just following the plot and jesse's not even doing/thinking anything that funny they use this opportunity to make him look extremely dorky... i lose my mind at these panels like they didnt have to do any of this but they did😭

and the funny thing is jesse's the one narrating in the novel so he doesnt know what he looks like.... SO HE COULD ACTUALLY BE LOOKING THIS STUPID AND BRO JUST HAS NO IDEA😭😭😭🤭

[jazzy-flowerr]

Tag yourself

Cupman, Mughead, The-Clown-That-Hides-In-Your-Closet, Dying Inside, Old Man War Flashbacks, Knockoff Kermit #1, Knockoff Kermit #2, and Chef on Crack

[petulant-plants]

Being so honest I read dark rise, reread all of captive prince, and then reread dark rise, and that whole time anytime I thought of James and Laurent I would think “I’m just like you,,, you’re just like me…”

[breadboylovin]

i have to manifest this image in my mind every time i think about going on the hivemind subreddit because i know ill get on there and see something stupid that makes me mad

[sugarhillpark]

pick a song for each letter of your URL, and then tag that many people

thanks for the tags forever ago @part-time-deranged and @elviehun i do notice <3

s - sugar by brockhampton

u - unfucktheworld by angel olsen

g - going to pasalacqua by green day

a - amity gardens by fountains of wayne

r - rose parade by elliott smith

h - hold the light by lp

i - i wanna be adored by the stone roses

l - love my way by the psychedelic furs

l - lua by bright eyes

p - plasticine by placebo

a - awful by hole

r - rhymes of an hour by mazzy star

k - kids in '99 by death cab for cutie

bold assumption that i'd know 13 of my followers who haven't already done it and actually wanna interact with me to tag and i won't do it but tagging @libraryspectre @beanie-twink @dearings from my recents and @gnome-cleric @pyrchance and @100percent-unimpressed my beloveds in case you wanna(/again).

[polaroid-petals]

A hypothesis

(This isn't meta, this is a headcanon)

The idea that the sexualities mismatch between the real world characters and their headspace sleep paralysis demon version stuck with me so I wanna explore it more.

Sunny is the most clear-cut out of all four. He's embarrassed when people imply he has to like a close friend just because she's a girl and then proceeds to have night terrors about her being in love with him. His escapist fantasy world is one where he ignores all her advances. He has been holding hands with the same boy since he was seven, and he can't quite define how that makes him feel. Creative as he may be, he lacks the words to express himself and the social clues and internal knowledge to fully define his feelings and identity, so his sexuality is probably a mystery even to himself for the longest time, if he ever does figure himself out amid all the other things going on in his psyche.

Basil is a simple boy. He sees boys, he blushes. He sees girls, he blushes. His heart is a little too big and now he's giggling and averting his eyes.

Omori is where it gets interesting. He's meant to be a defence mechanism, a way to stray from the truth of the real world and live in a fantasy—and by every metric, part of that 'being normal and loved by everyone' is being straight and conforming to his friends' expectations. Omori represents trauma, fear, and shame, and while the shame over his identity may be less visible or imminent than his trauma over Mari, it still is floating around somewhere in that pool of insecurities and self-loathing. However, as it turns out, there are certain feelings that Omori is really upset about feeling that no amount of repression can bury, and why do they have to be aimed at the thorn in Omori's side? When even the part of you that represents aggressive performative heterosexuality is bisexual and in a situationship with another guy, you know you've got some more soul searching to do.

Stranger wasn't ever meant to have anything to do with romance, identity, and sexuality in the first place. He wasn't even meant to exist but came about anyway when Sunny's conscience battled with his immediate emotional and psychological needs. It is not within Sunny's nature to leave any of his characters unfleshed—and you an argue that everything in headspace, even the metapsychological representations of his mind, are original characters—and so, Stranger evolved into something more. Something with feelings, thoughts, and an identity. Sunny knows that the real Basil likes both boys and girls, yet Stranger very much mirrors headspace Basil in that in an ideal world, he only has eyes for Sunny, and his sexuality reflects that. It seems that Stranger is less interested in the dreamer himself, though, and more in the vessel that was given his own mind as time went on. As much as his heart hurts for the dreamer, Stranger and Omori have a special bond that supersedes anything else he knows.