kianf1sh

[kianf1sh]

I HAVE SEVERAL WEAPONS AND A DREAM

A DREAM THAT MAY GET ME KILLED BUT A DREAM NONETHELESS

[a container with a cooked turkey in it arrived, a note on it reading “CHRISTMAS IS MUTHERFUCKIN DECEMBER STOP FORGETTING NOVEMBER IS THANKSGIVING AS THAT DATE WHERE SPORTS JUST MAKES THE INLAWS FIGHT!”]

uh.. i don’t really like turkey.

@kianf1sh want some turkey? :3

[kianf1sh]

bro.

*they look at you*

Heheh

*they grab and pull your leg causing you to fall over *

ouchie!

(explodes into a shit ton of rainbow glitter as soon as they hit the floor)

[kianf1sh]

okay even if that was a joke I would not be surprised if that's something you actually tried somewhere

And you bet it's not working this year, fiend.

I will do everything within my power to stop you.

[a container with a cooked turkey in it arrived, a note on it reading “CHRISTMAS IS MUTHERFUCKIN DECEMBER STOP FORGETTING NOVEMBER IS THANKSGIVING AS THAT DATE WHERE SPORTS JUST MAKES THE INLAWS FIGHT!”]

uh.. i don’t really like turkey.

@kianf1sh want some turkey? :3

[kianf1sh]

(takes it off and puts the thingy in my bad that i have had this whole time trust me i brought a bag)

THIS IS NOT TIME TO BE FOOLING AROUND, HER PUNISHMENT IS DUE

[a container with a cooked turkey in it arrived, a note on it reading “CHRISTMAS IS MUTHERFUCKIN DECEMBER STOP FORGETTING NOVEMBER IS THANKSGIVING AS THAT DATE WHERE SPORTS JUST MAKES THE INLAWS FIGHT!”]

uh.. i don’t really like turkey.

@kianf1sh want some turkey? :3

[kianf1sh]

STILL THOUGH

[a container with a cooked turkey in it arrived, a note on it reading “CHRISTMAS IS MUTHERFUCKIN DECEMBER STOP FORGETTING NOVEMBER IS THANKSGIVING AS THAT DATE WHERE SPORTS JUST MAKES THE INLAWS FIGHT!”]

uh.. i don’t really like turkey.

@kianf1sh want some turkey? :3

[kianf1sh]

what a shame

(doesn't pour red ink on you)

Cmoooon don't be eeeeevil

:)

[kianf1sh]

ok you could just have taken some turkey

that would have been fine

But THIS???

Your Crimes Warrant Harshest Punishment

[a container with a cooked turkey in it arrived, a note on it reading “CHRISTMAS IS MUTHERFUCKIN DECEMBER STOP FORGETTING NOVEMBER IS THANKSGIVING AS THAT DATE WHERE SPORTS JUST MAKES THE INLAWS FIGHT!”]

uh.. i don’t really like turkey.

@kianf1sh want some turkey? :3

[kianf1sh]

whuh oh

(doesn't pour red ink on you)

Cmoooon don't be eeeeevil

:)

[kianf1sh]

holy shit

I could finally figure out a design for her for my AU everybody run

[kianf1sh]

[kianf1sh]

Cavi Cape???

or alternatively (and way funnier)

Mini Game

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

[kianf1sh]

[kianf1sh]

Define whitefin tuna

Like where im from (basically) all fish are humanoid

*pours red ink on u*

be evilll

(Anon is able to see a hint of excitement in its eyes.)

Do ya have any ideas on who i could be evil to? :3

[kianf1sh]

NOT AGAIN, MY POPCORN!

*they look at you*

Heheh

*they grab and pull your leg causing you to fall over *

ouchie!

(explodes into a shit ton of rainbow glitter as soon as they hit the floor)

[kianf1sh]

this great wisdom is appreciated immensely

have you guys heard about cats

[kianf1sh]

probably!

is 36 hours too long to not eat?

[kianf1sh]

why did i fully expect this happening

[a container with a cooked turkey in it arrived, a note on it reading “CHRISTMAS IS MUTHERFUCKIN DECEMBER STOP FORGETTING NOVEMBER IS THANKSGIVING AS THAT DATE WHERE SPORTS JUST MAKES THE INLAWS FIGHT!”]

uh.. i don’t really like turkey.

@kianf1sh want some turkey? :3