#m: black adam

[wonderjanga]

If Adam were to get hit by the lightning and reverted back to his normal form. He’d literally wither away to dust or something from old age I think

Bully Batson

Billy can be an asshole. This has been said before by multiple kids, including Freddy and Mary. Billy thinks it’s genetic though. He thinks this because he remembers Ebenezer talking about how rowdy and rude “Clarence and his stupid wife” were when they were younger. (Ref to this Puppet post) Billy hid his cane because of that comment. After all, you don’t just call his mom stupid and think there won’t be any consequences. Best part is that Ebenezer just thought he misplaced it. Anyways, so yeah. Billy can be an asshole. He just chooses not to be. Most of the time.

Billy: *watching a kid swing* “Can I have a turn?”

Kid: “No!”

Billy: *sighs and walks away to play on the merry go round*

After a bit of letting himself spun dangerously fast and thrown off the merry go round a couple times. He went back to the kid to see if he could have a turn.

Kid: *still swinging*

Billy: “Can I have a turn now?”

Kid: “No! It’s not your turn yet!”

Billy: “At least have a turn.” *walks off to the monkey bars*

After hanging upside down on the monkey bars and letting the blood rush to his head causing him to nearly fall and snap his neck, he went back to the kid.

Billy: *annoyed that he’s not on the swings yet and nearly dying at the monkey bars* “Is it my turn now?”

Kid: “No! I already said it’s not your turn! Wait.”

Billy: *stares for a solid few moments just watching the kid swing back and forth before timing himself and pushing the kid on the swing*

Now, this didn’t achieve what Billy had hoped, which was simply pushing the kid off the swing. No, rather, it instead caused the kid to be pushed to the side mid swing causing him to swing weirdly and make the swing turn all around and jerk causing the kid to be thrown off. Billy, not expecting the swing to react that dramatically. That didn’t stop him from hopping on the swing though. It also didn’t stop the kid from whining about a couple scrapes they got.

Billy: *now swinging happily with barely any remorse*

Parent: *stomps over* “Little boy! Little boy!”

Billy: *slows his swinging* “Yes?”

Parent: “Did you push my son off the swing?”

Billy: *shameless* “Yeah.”

Parent: *sees the shamelessness* “Where are your parents?”

Billy: “They’re dead.”

*silence*

Billy: *goes back to his whimsical, happy swinging*

Now, that’s just as Billy. He “bullies”, as the media nowadays calls it, his villains as well. He doesn’t consider it bullying though.

5 Minutes and 39 seconds of Captain Marvel bullying his villains:

Marvel: *using magic to take individual salt grains and sprinkle them on Mr. Mind*

Mr. Mind: *being restrained by magic and the little grains feel like little pricks and itchiness* “ACK- STOP THAT!”

or

Marvel: *stole Sivana’s glasses* “How many fingers am I holding up?”

Sivana: “I DON’T CARE YOU DOLT!” *shooting at him with a laser gun and missing every shot*

or

Marvel: *has Captain Nazi in a headlock and is giving him a noogie*

Captain Nazi: *literally doing everything in his power to try and get out, including catching and biting*

or

Marvel: *keeps trying to scare the shit out of Adam by almost saying Shazam whenever he’s up close and personal* “Sha-”

Black Adam: *jerks away and flies like ten feet away*

Marvel: *literally points and laughs*

[hashibag]

This fitted him so well

[aroace-madness]

So I decided to mix my post where Marvel accidentaly convinces the public that he was raped and @wonderjanga's post about divorced Marvel and Black Adam having a custody battle

Also i'm gonna include trans Marvel because why not (also ✨drama✨)

A year prior to Marvels talk with the press, during a pride parade, he showed up with a trans flag on his cape, people went crazy over that

Then the talk happend, everyones hearts bleeded for their hero

And a few weeks later Adam came along, trying to take a Billy- most likely another child of Marvels- to Khandaq, away from him

People started to slowly connect the dots

Marvel being trans, being raped in which results in his children, Adam and Marvel being divorced

It all made sense now

Marvel and Adam used to be married (there are theories that Marvel was forced), Black Adam performed marital rape, THRICE, MINIMUM, Marvel was forced to keep, and give birth to babies he did not want and now Adam wants to take his kids away from him

Black Adam gets jumped that day

[beyondthefold]

HENRY CAVILL as SUPERMAN Black Adam (2022) | dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

[odinsblog]

“First season of LEVERAGE - so he's 21 years old - he shows me his watch designs. I'm expecting, y' know, celebrity strap branding or faces. No, it's engineering schematics of GEARS and shit. Pages of them. Even then, there were none so cool.” - John Rogers

[fawcetttweets]

Is this truly the replacement for public reports of the world’s goings on? No more messengers collecting and sending written news?

- @khem-adam

Self Promotion

Poor old man is confused by the modern era. The only solution is to post about it on twitter where he will never see.

A short one today, but I have a long one coming soon!

(Please ignore the fact that I forgot to change the date here, it’s too late to fix it)

Masterlist // First // Previous // Next

[puppetwoman17]

Tell me why I think the Council of Eternity would WEEP happy tears if they ever got to meet Billy?

I mean, they were so trusting in Teth Adam, that he would protect magic, protect earth, be a guardian for the Rock. But his betrayal not only cost the lives of humanity, but their own lives as well, leaving their brother Shazam to wallow by himself for centuries. Imagine the guilt and sorrow. Watching each other die by the hands of someone you saw as a son, a student, a successor. A bad judge of character led to the end of civilizations, and it was all their fault, and they don’t deserve this power or this station—

And then, years later, Billy is chosen. Someone who has the values they’ve been looking for. He cares about his job more than humanly possible. He’s heroic and courageous and everything a champion needs to be. He gets sick just thinking about hurting anyone, and while he does like seeing people get their just desserts, he doesn’t actively seek out vengeance.

So yes, I do think that if the ghosts of the fallen council members met Billy, they would cry. And hug him, and cry some more. And then totally go crazy over the fact that “HOLY CRAP WE HAVE A CHAMPION! WE HAVE AN ACTUAL CHAMPION!”

I mean, they are still human😅.

[blackgurlnhermoods]

THICCC ASS 😍😍😍😜

[captainmarvelbillybatson]

In another post I have, I mentioned Billy and Adam having an agreement not to touch certain topics.

What I mean is that both of them have trauma. They recognize bits of themselves in each other, the trauma of growing up too fast and losing your family and being alone. The weight of being the champion of magic weighed heavily on both of them, even if they will both insist it made them better. They are the only two living beings who know the feeling of magic lighting every pore in your body, of the energy of the Rock of Eternity lighting a fire in them, and the bone crushing weight that goes along with it.

They don’t mention each other’s families. They both avoid civilian identities if they can. Billy invites Adam to help him take down human traffickers. Adam doesn’t attack on Billy’s families death date.

They have codes between them, of when things go too far. Black Adam says the word Teth in mid battle and Captain Marvel pulls him away from the battle, being extremely gentle. Captain Marvel says the word Mary in a battle against multiversal monsters and Black Adam directs him towards a group of monsters to destroy with no mercy, before whisking the Captain away.(A few tourists take pictures of Black Adam having ice cream with a child leaning into his side.)

They are enemies. Black Adam and Captain Marvel are still nemeses, and they do fight on the battlefield. But they both realize they are more. They are also Adam and Billy, two souls who understand each other in ways no one else can.

[freivainilla]

"( ˙-˙ )"

Shazam! (2021)

[actiondetectives]

Okay here's probably one of the largest matching cover sets in recent memory: Dustin Nguyen's Midnight Variants for the Knight Terrors event!!

And this is only the first half...

[wonderjanga]

Marvel Being a Terrible “Dad”

In the league’s point of view, Billy has to be a terrible dad… and if he’s not their dad… why is a grown ass man hanging around with these kids? So for peace of mind, they assume Jr. and Mary are his kids. I mean, they kinda look like him. Kinda. Like, I can already see a good portion of them not really liking that he’s letting Freddy and Mary fight bloodthirsty monsters and villains. But, even the heroes that don’t mind that have to take a minute to process Marvel congratulating Mary for going off and doing something extremely reckless:

*They all just watched as Mary flew into an alien spaceship to take it down from the inside out. They knew nothing about the ship, just that it was hostile.*

Mary: *Flies back down from the ship, covered in soot. Lands by Marvel.*

Superman: *Flies over to them* “That was extremely reck—”

Billy: *cuts off* “Mary, that was amazing!”

Superman: “Cap, that wasn’t amazing. It was extremely reckless! She could’ve gotten herself killed!” *gestures to Mary wildly.*

Billy: “But she didn’t!” *gives thumbs up* “Come on, let’s get victory ice cream.”

*The two fly off*

or

*All of them are talking about their kids, eating together at a little lunch table in the Watchtower’s cafeteria like middle schoolers*

Superman: “I wouldn’t let Jon fight any of my villains alone. Most of them, anyways.”

Billy: “Why? Is he not strong enough?”

Superman: “Well, I’m sure he is, but I don’t want him to get hurt, or traumatized. Being a hero can be harsh at times. He’s just a kid.”

Billy: “So? Just cause he’s a kid doesn’t mean that he can’t fight. Just let him.”

Superman: “What? I can’t just let him. How would you feel if Junior or Mary had to fight Black Adam on their own?”

Billy: *shrugs* “Depends. Are they gonna fight him individually or together?”

Batman: *Eating a bat shaped sandwich, made by Alfred* “Individually.”

Billy: “Oh, yeah. Sure. I could trust them to handle Adam alone. I don’t think they could incapacitate him though. A couple times, when I’ve been busy, they’ve held him off for me until I get there.”

Flash: “You just let two little kids (Freddy and Mary look like pre-teens) go out and fight Black Adam? The same Black Adam that destroyed like a quarter of Metropolis in a day?”

Billy: “When you put it like that, it sounds crazy.” *Eats spaghettios*

Green Lantern: “Dude, it is crazy.”

Billy: “Wha? No it’s not. Wondy, when’d you start training for being a whole Amazonian warrior princess?”

Wonder Woman: “When I started adolescence.” *Eats ice cream*

Billy: “Seeeee? It’s fine.”

Martian Manhunter: “How old exactly are Mary and Junior?” *Also eats ice cream*

Billy: “Mary’s eleven and Junior’s twelve, they’re close enough.”

*All except Marvel exchange slightly concerned glances*

or

*Marvel and Junior are bickering next to one of the windows of the Watchtower.*

Black Canary: *Minding her own business and walks past them.*

Billy: “How about I slam your head through this window so we can really see if you can breathe in space, huh?”

*Canary pauses, and wow. Junior didn’t even flinch. That’s actually crazy. The bickering just got worse. This really doesn’t look good from a licensed therapist’s point of view.*

[randomthing13]

I did it again, and I do have a halloween idea so I'll work on that next. Also like Mr. Mind was a nazi at some point so I'll do whatever I want to him. I drew Darla to because I felt like it and she probably never got all that glitter out.

[weepingfishturtledragon]

Imagine if Captain Marvel dressed up for Halloween as Kratos from God of War! I headcanon that Captain Marvel is around 8"5 and was having a hard time figuring out a costume that would work for his height and figure, until I remembered the the dutch giant Olivier Richters (7"2) did a cosplay of Kratos! (Eugene bribed him to do it)

(The Justice League having a normal Halloween party.)

Captain Marvel coming in looking like he's ready for war and bald: ...awwwww why didn't anyone else dress up? :(

The entire Justice League with their weapons out: CAPTAIN MARVEL??!?!!

Captain Marvel: Hi! :3

Black Adam destroying Fawcett City: HaHAAh! Were is your hero now? Hiding in a corner, too scared to face me!

Captain Marvel in costume looking unrecognizable: Black Adam stop this instant or else!

Black Adam: Haaha Captai- WHAT THE HELL! What are you wearing?!??

Captain Marvel: It's my butt kicking outfit!

The actual god Kratos who entered the divine group chat: Rip his head from his body!

[choaticgypsyvicking]

RANDOM HEADCANON

Billy batson is a semi practicing Greek pagan.

Context: teth Adam worshiped the egyptian gods and now gets powers from them

Think about it, Billy has seen and met the Greek gods, been to tarturus, met hercules and wonder woman, is aware aquman is the descendent of posiden, so what If he just accepts them as the main gods on the grounds "iv met those ones and use there powers"

He never dose like the holidays or anything but will do a lil prayer to an appropriate Greek God before he dose something difcult, just think it would be neat

[ledesaid]

Excuse me, what does it say there? ▼

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"Oh, I get it now, thanks Hal!"

Billy Batson has a objective.

To learn to read... again.

Yes, what happened to him a few days ago is very funny. Billy thinks so. Kid, the Lord of Chaos, had a fight with Billy in his mortal form and the fight was so quick that he didn't even have time to pronounce SHAZAM.

In summary, Billy was hit by a spell that made him forget how to write or read.

"Laugh at this! spoilsport!. Spoilsport!"

Billy doesn't remember having a personal problem with this guy specifically, but now he had this matter in his hands. He was twelve years old, and school was out of reach...

And worse yet, he was embarrassed by the situation as he didn't know who to turn to.

Zatanna and Constantine told him it can't be undone, but he must uncover what was forgotten... Now... How to do it if he can't even write in Google...? He has tried with videos on the internet using voice search, understanding some words and concepts, but it seems useless with every League meeting or just trying to read the subtitles on the news.

So he does the only thing he can think of.

"So... do you remember that you said you would help me if I wanted to learn?"

"I don't forget my promises, Little mortal."

"Well, I want to relearn how to read and write. I used to be fluent, but something magical happened and I forgot everything."

"Fine, I'll talk to my advisor and bring someone."

"Great!"

Teth Adam was... surprised, that his rival would come to him in his mortal form seeking to learn voluntarily... it wasn't how he had imagined it, but it could work... anything to break the wizard's influence over this child.

"I'll also ask them to teach you Arabic and the local dialect."

"No problem."

Meanwhile...

Flash: Are there rumors that Black Adam has a secret child?

Clark: Yes, a correspondent in Egypt is putting the story together, it'll come out in a couple of weeks.

Barry: Wow, I never pictured that guy as a dad.

Clark: In the first draft, they say he has hired the best available teachers in English, Arabic, Russian, Italian, French, and Spanish.

Barry: Do you have a photo?

Clark: No, but they say he must be a little over ten years old, with black hair and blue eyes. Some say his mother could be a foreigner and not from Kahndaq.

Barry: Should we organize a rescue?

Clark: We can't, unless there's a formal complaint, the UN won't let us in, and it could break the diplomacy with Kahndaq.

Barry: But I bet if you tell Batman that an orphan with black hair and blue eyes is in danger, he'll run faster than me to give him a hand... and a cape.